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Joke for 10/31/25

Two guys are sitting next to each other on an airplane. As the plane gets in the air, one turns to the other and says, "You know, the most embarrassing thing happened to me this morning. I went to get my ticket from the woman at the counter, who just happened to be the most gorgeous woman I've ever lain my eyes upon, and instead of asking for 'Two tickets to Pittsburgh', I said, 'Two pickets to Tittsburg'."

They shared a chuckle over this and the other man responded, "That's the damnedest thing. Something like that happened with my wife and me at breakfast this morning.

I meant to ask her to 'Please pass the Post Porridge,' but it came out, 'YOU FUCKING BITCH, YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE.'"