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I can't seem to find my penis today. posted on 06/29/04 by Opie

Quick post today.
- FFL -

- Nice hair.
- l33t server.
- How to be l33t.
- SPIDERMAN!!!!!!
- Rated C Crip Only.
- Haha it says bonar.
- Come onnnn tittie 2.
- There should be sound.
- OR just a fat ass baby.
- Is this a gay site or what?
- Does this make you laugh?
- Specifically check out the 2nd vid.
- Is this little guy five or something?
- Cool Maze game. Figure it out fool.
- People on the internet stupid? Get out.
- I guess I'll re-post this you fruit loops.
- 7 shiny pennies says that AOL really sold it.
- Girls here give birth to all types or objects and fruits.
- Another type of thing for you girls, to tee tee standing up.

Archives will up tonight (the 1st) also new stuff to wank off too.

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Billy goats jump rope posted on 06/28/04 by Opie

Wow, bad luck.

You may remember the vid, but not with this little edit.

#1 hot girl.. #2 wet.

This white dude gets knocked out.

Hi, I'm Muslim and I like to play the pretend game.
Not so funny story: (I still laughed for some reason)

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road...

Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.

(In the paper the next day):

A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

Mo' shit bitch!

Great ad on the right. (Goes great with the story)

Wait a second..

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG yeah.

Here kitty kitty kitty.

Grandma is a great speller.

Now something else besides that ocean water.

Wrong.
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- I dunno.
- She's hot.
- New Tetris?
- It says cock.
- Meghan sucks.
- Only in Africa...
- Leet train! haha
- How cool is this?
- Spiderman India.
- Very cool art work.
- Dodgeball!!!!!!!!!!!
- Dirty Downloads.
- Come onnnnnn tittie.
- Shaokhan and William!
- This looks so fun. Sike.
- I smell bullshit.. Smell it?
- Oh noes! DILFS. (G.A.Y)
- Vintage Ads from Ebony.
- I eat porn for breakfast.
- Good god! Big dankness!
- Go Arnold! Kill them strays!
- Ha, Jews don't need friends.
- Want to be a cool hacker?!!!!!
- What the hell.. He has to wangs..
- Another naked joke of the week.
- Jesus Christ, what a fucking idiot.
- Some of you assholes will like this one.
- People love to fuck with folks on THE INTERNET!
- Headline: Nose picker dies, very bloody. Was Black.
- Why would you does this to your wang? (Penis Alert)
- She drinks blood? No wonder she looks like a beached whale.
- How to annoy people. I can do much better on THE INTERNET!
- Apparently MC Hammer went to one of those video place in the mall to make his latest video.

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The Internet is weird posted on 06/24/04 by Opie

Ok, first stop asking for that Asian getting killed. If you want to see the video, head over to ogrish.com and watch away.

Now laugh:

This guy is an asshole. I like him.
Q and A

Q: What flavor of juice (jew-ss) did Hitler hate the most?
A: Mango.

Q: What is Bruce Lee's favorite hotel?
A: Hyatt (hi yat!)

Q: What's Jackie Chans favorite food?
A: Who-pah (Whopper)

Q: What sound does the l33t train make?
A: w00t! w00t!

Q: How many cops does it take to push a black guy down the stairs?
A: None, he fell *wink*

Here's a screen cap of me in an episode of Ninja Turtles. (Yes, it's me.)
May be a re-post, but a good one

There is this black kid that goes to school and notices that the teachers treat the white kids better than the black kids.

So he goes home and paints himself white and shows his dad. Hey dad look im white! His dad kicks his ass, and says alright go show your mother.

Hey mom look im white! His mom beats the shit out of him then says go show your gradma. Hey gradma look im white she beats his ass and sends him to his room.

About an hour later all the family comes to his room and says have you learned anything from this?

The kid says yeah ive learned i have only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers.

Dumbass ebay sellers, Note the CC info (Here's the ebay listing.)

I was learned good stuff from books like this.

Caught around that nasty time.

He needs his glasses back on.

Priceless.

Great couple.

Take your kid out of the room bitch.
This was written by a black guy in Texas:

When I born, I black,
When I grow up, I black,
When I go in sun, I black,
When I cold, I black,
When I scared, I black,
When I sick, I black,
and when I die, I still black.

You white folks....
When you born, you pink,
When you grow up, you white,
When you go in sun, you red,
When you cold, you blue,
When you scared, you yellow,
When you sick, you green,
When you bruised, you purple,
and when you die, you gray.

So who you callin' colored folk's ???

- FFL -

- Nigas?
- 24 style.
- Hello Kitty.
- CS players...
- I hate these sites.
- Homemade pussy.
- Tupperware porn.
- Funny lookin' titties.
- Still like those bears?
- Awwww how.. funny.
- Don't scroll down homo.
- Goatse girl. *Way NSFW*
- HAHA just watch it. Poot.
- Topless girls on the beach.
- Well it doesn't have clowns on it.
- Trucker hats are garbage, so hey!
- Hey kids! Learn how to eat pussy.
- Watch TV from around the around.
- Yet another cool Yeti Sports game.
- Try to walk home. Oh you're drunk.
- The Umbilical Brothers. (Clip from Jay)
- I can make cream come out of my penis.
- More porn for you to shake your wang at.
- I didn't watch it, because I'm really lazy.
- I wonder how many of these there are?
- I was cleaning a dish and I heard this crash!
- Some stuff Saddam did. - Graphic (27 mbs)
- The music alone will make you tap your foot.
- They blurred the twat, but not the shit? Asians..
- Read the shipping and payment part towards the bottom. Eh?
- I could always tell how much is inside a keg by measuring my pee.
- Scat lovers. If you don't know what it means DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK.

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I have an elbow fetish posted on 06/22/04 by Opie

Q: What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?
A: Water (What Ta)

HAHAHA!

Silly Asians.
Time for more EX pictures:

Some are funny lookin' (Send hot ones here)
A white guy is walking through the desert, he steps on a lamp, he picks it up and rubs off the sand. Poof, out comes a black genie.

The genie says, "You get three wishes, but remember, whatever you wish for, da brothers get double."
The white guy says, "I wish for a million dollars." The genie grants the wish, and says, "Now all da brothers have two million."

The white guy, not the best with the ladies, says, "I want the hottest blond chick, with the nicest body, and big tits. The genie grants the wish, and says, "Now all da brothers have two womens."

The genie says, "One more wish white boy." By this time the white guy is getting a little pissed. So he thinks for a moment and says to the genie, "I wish you would beat me half to death!"

Plugs: (Help the site by going) Singer., Porn #1, and Porn #2

- FFL -

- Cool looking fish.
- Dumbass doctor alert!
- That bitch isn't Indian.
- This Asian is really cool.
- Let the bodies hit the flo.
- Yeah only a small problem.
- Ewww, yuck, and man boobs.
- Not sure why you would do this.
- Reminds me of that Simpson episode.
- Finally white will be back! (I'm kidding)
- The RIAA needs to just roll over and die.
- Lynching pictures.. of white people. Sike.
- If you look close, you might see some boobs in here.

P.S. Be sure to read the updates over on the right.

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Lotion has an odd taste. posted on 06/21/04 by Opie

Haha remember this?

Homemade flame thrower.

Play this a few times.

Sniper comin' at ya.
In my submit box:

"NO F-----JOKE
YOU PIECE OF SHIT
ALWAYS GOT SOMETHING ABOUT BLACK
PEOPLE, YOU WORSHIP THEIR SHIT
THATS WHY YOU ALWAY GOT SOME COMMENT
ABOUT BLACKS AND TRING TO GET A F--- TAN
YOU WEAK SONS OF B-----"

Alright man, --ck you too.. Nigge-.

Q and A

Q: What drink did Hitler hate?
A: Juice. (jew-ss)

Q: Why did so many black people die in vietnam?
A: Because whenever the Sergeant said "get down" they all got up and danced.

Q: What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A: Spit, swallow, and gargle,

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ass.

Q: How do you get black people to stop hanging around your yard?
A: Cut the rope.

Q: How is a black guy like a broken gun?
A: It doesn't work and you can't fire it.

Like jacking off in front of girls.

You can do it!

And I thought I was a church going guy.

Not the brightest star in the sky.

Tiny Tim.

Can't wait for this to come out.

Good aim.

Fun facts.

She must be in that new King Kong movie.
- FFL -

- 666.
- Fat Ho.
- Crack Man.
- Crazy Asians.
- Great headline.
- I like volleyball now.
- Excellent web page.
- Go to church bitch.
- Underpants gnomes!
- Pants are deceiving.
- Free porn and stuff.
- World's worst Waiter?
- What a shocking idea.
- You might be a ricer if..
- I can't wait!!! Not really.
- This site kind of scares me.
- Oh snap! That's just lovely.
- Let's just call it a giant rabbit.
- Jesus and little boys.. Uh oh.
- Not sure about this fetish either.
- Plastic surgery pictures. Boobies!
- Would be funny if the card was fake.
- What about one for just the gays too?
- I can look at any sick thing except this.
- Ms. Spears is trying to be as cool as J-Lo.
- About time they made a translator for him.
- I think he wanted his face washed. (NSFW)
- Exhibitionist.. There be some boobies here.
- Yeah.. Let's be sure to sign the guestbook.
- Haha.. Someone threw a lollipop in his eye.
- Another reason to think those videos were real.
- Why doesn't he tell someone that gives a shit.
- Cheat the Casinos.. Then get your toes busted.
- Fuck that, I'll drive the 2 miles myself and pick it up.
- They want their own state now.. (Watch the video)
- Here's a thought: Feed your dog and he wont eat his own shit.
- PETA videos. Grab some fried chicken, drink some milk, and watch away.

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My buddy.. Kid sister.. posted on 06/18/04 by Opie

This is cool... Some graphic stuff

Paul Johnson Beheaded pictures. Story here.
Common sense police says: When a caption says "beheaded", then it must be graphic.

Uh oh at the EX More a comin'

From Sweden (I sense a new section)

- FFL -

- Lies.
- DJ Crikey.
- Dumb ebay seller.
- This hurts my eyes.
- Very cool flash game.
- These guys are hardcore.
- Breast Test.. Playboy style.
- That's giving some good head.
- Can any of you French guys confirm this?
- What's with all this porn on Entensity lately?
- FIGHT!! I think from one of those Big Brother shows.
- More pictures of cutting.. They could start a club.
- What are they doing here? Oh.. Who doesn't belong?

Plug: Be cool and visit one of the sponsers here. Hint: There be porn at this one.

Got some stuff for you next week (sections), reason for the shithole post.

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Pussy posted on 06/17/04 by Opie

Q: How do you fit 4 gay guys on a barstool?
A: Flip it over.

Q: What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A: The golfer goes *Whack* "Damn it" - The skydiver goes "Damn it" *Whack*