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#1 Silver Dollar nipple hater.. Not really. posted on 03/12/04 by Opie



Damn this dude is like Spiderman or something.



Turn your speakers up.. Ha ha

Stacy's Mom has got it going on. (Playboy)






Six guys are in a bar all having a good time and getting pissed, then this old cranky bastard comes up to one of the guys and goes. HOLY SHIT! Your mom gave me the best fucking head ive ever gotten in my life.

So he ignores him at first, and the guys friends are just killing themselves laughing.

Guy comes up again "Boy I got the best fucking sex from your mom, holy shit it was dam good.

Once again he ignores him, guys friends are just killing themselves. One more time the guy comes up and says boy im going to go fuck your mother.

Then the guy at the bar says, "Fuck Dad, Go fuck Mom but dont fucking bother me and my friends anymore.

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Mmmm Oreos and Gummy bears.



It says cockring.



F.U.B.U.. honkey style.



"Was it good!?, You cheating bastard!"



Yeah! Piss on her.. Oops.



Wrong, She doesn't know what I did last night.



Scratch your head with me.

A man returned from a trip to Shanghai and was feeling very ill. He went to see his doctor and was immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a series of tests.

The man woke up after these tests in a private room at the hospital and the phone by his bed began to ring. "This is your doctor," says the voice on the phone. "We have the results back from your tests and... I'm sorry, you have an extremely contagious deadly disease known as GASH. "GASH?" replied the man. "What is that?" "It's a combination of Gonorrhea, AIDS, SARS and Herpes," explained the doctor.

"My gosh, Doc," screams the man in a panic, "what are we going to do?"

"Well, we're going to put you on a strict diet of Pizza, Pancakes, Quesadillas and Pita Bread," says the doctor matter-of-factly.

"Will that cure me?" "Well, no," says the doctor, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."

- FFL -

People with downs have Live Journals:

Tard #1
Tard #2
Tard #3

- I'm busted!
- Boyfriend marker.
- Pacman? Kind of.
- Kill those nasty STDS!
- Leave Jesus a voicemail.
- They don't like Christians.
- For the idiots, this is fake.
- Nightmare on Puppet Street.
- Porn in video games.. Sexy.
- Mario Bros.. Alternate ending.
- These images are pretty cool.
- Modifying a lighter? Kill yourself.
- Make your guy blow up faster.
- Some more yummy surgery videos.
- I think I have a fat fetish. Zapped!
- Boobs and memory don't mix.. Sorry.
- Ok girls, put the goddamn seat down.
- Oh my god.. Asian's saying "nigger".
- I'm to uncoordinated for these games.
- What's it feel like to be a fucking idiot?
- This is the hardcore way to take pictures.
- The Mayor's last name is "Fagot" Go figure.
- The milkshake video remixed with Martha. Ha ha
- Why don't scientist test shit like this on themselves?
- Homies at Miniworld sent me another game, bomb golf.
- From the voicemail link... Uh it has some penis in here. Gay.
- Ok you're eating Mcdonalds and worried about fattening foods? K.
- Just push that red button, it wont do anything. P.S. I think they cat is gay.
- Stupid crackas.. Girl looks like she's in the Hilton vid.. YAY, You're E-famous now.
- Crazy Asian way of showing small children on how to masturbate. I keed... SIKE!

- Suicide Machine? Fuck that, Remember kids: It's down the road, not across the street.

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Tell Scarlett I do give a damn posted on 03/11/04 by Opie



Fun logic game


Yep more downtime, I'm copying the site to my new p4 2.8ghz

Pretty good stuff for you tomorrow.

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Poon or Spoon? posted on 03/10/04 by Opie

I think I read about this before a while ago, but maybe you havn't?





A worker in the Amazons went to take a nap. He went missing.



Ta Da.. They found him.


Still working on site stuff.. see updates over ---> there.

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Kill that noise bitch. posted on 03/09/04 by Opie

This is an Entensity exclusive people! Some Russians dug a hole and guess what?, They discovered an entrance to HELL! There are a lot of screams and stuff, it scared the shit out of me. You can here hell in MP3 technology right here.
I warn you it's very scary and if you're like me you may pee your pants.

Oh yeah in case you're very stupid check this out.



... white power. (Dave style)

Vidz bitch



Clap-a-de clap.



Slap! Hand of God.



Hmmm someone got caught.

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That tattoo rules.



Care to explain this one?



What about the teeth thing? Oops.



She went that --> way..



Haha Bill sent himself a test e-mail.



No nipple slip here.



Not sure why this is funny to me.



Morning Wood Fairy got his ass.

The Temptation (Read it, you lazy fuck)

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

The moral of this story is:

"Always keep your condoms in your car."

- FFL -

- Yummy.
- Sheep pool.
- Learn some Asian yo.
- Shit, he killed Splinter.
- Where's my cell phone?
- They need more videos.
- Good vids here from ifilm.
- Haha I remember playing this.
- Freshen up on your drug slang.
- A game not for retards, I hate it.
- Like that one game but different.
- Street Fighter + Outkast = Dumb.
- Hey Terrance! Let's look for treas-sure!
- Bill gates wants stamps for e-mail, yet you can get his software for free.(Easily)

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Happy Woman's Day.. Go make me a sandwich. posted on 03/08/04 by Opie

Just a quick one today..

It types the words into a picture.

One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six

Plane crashes

Air crash 1.
Air crash 2.
Air crash 3.
Air crash 4.
Air crash 5.

Goof Kombat

Mortal Kombat, dork style 1.
Mortal Kombat, dork style 2.

- FFL -

- Nasty game.
- Over the tit.
- I don't get it.
- Frog batting.
- Build a bridge.
- Yahoo sucks.
- The Singhsons.
- Did he ever talk?
- Cow tipping is fun.
- Oh my god.. WITCH!
- Mountain Dew rules.
- Ha ha.. laugh at rice.
- Blow your load on hoes.
- Oh snap! What a dumbass.
- This game just got harder.
- Adam and Eve.. in google.
- Ha ha Michael is so busted.
- Different type of ping pong.
- This one even me say "W-T-F".
- Some full albums and other shit.
- Asian game, guess what? I failed.
- Well, at least this isn't a nude page.
- Excuse me Ms.. Your balls are showing.
- Where's John Goodman when you need him?
- Well this is great news for that 10 nickels guy.
- Got milk? Don't click the enter links, it leads to nothing.
- Since someone sent this, I'll go ahead and re-post. Worth it.


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You big lipped beast. posted on 03/04/04 by Opie



I like this game.



Oh man, this had me rolling. (My Milkshake brings the boys..)



Hell, I'd dance to it too.


A blonde pilot decided she wanted to learn how to fly a helicopter. She went to the airport, but the only one available was a solo-helicopter.

The Instructor figured he could let her go up alone since she was already a pilot for small planes and he could instruct her via radio. So up the blonde went.

She reached 1,000 feet and everything was going smoothly.

She reached 2,000 feet. The blonde and the Instructor kept talking via radio.

Everything was going smoothly. At 3,000 feet the helicopter suddenly came down quickly! It skimmed the top of some trees and crash landed in the woods.

The Instructor jumped into his jeep and rushed out to see if the blonde was okay.

As he reached the edge of the woods, the blonde was walking out. "What happened?" the Instructor asked. "All was going so well until you reached 3,000 feet. What happened then?"

"Well," began the blonde, "I got cold. So I turned off the ceiling fan."



OH!! What could this be?? Look at this while you're at it.



Sell your soul?



Hmmm R Kelly style.



Silly cunt.



This made me laugh, I'm not right in the head though.

- FFL -

- Like snakes?
- I love Mr. T.
- This is a fun game.
- Ouch, this hurts me.
- Old school cartoons.
- Holy shit! It's Chess!
- Shake that ass bitch!
- Nice detail on the picture.
- Ha, just drop it off a cliff.
- Um.. What is this thing away?
- Your favorite game parodies.
- Simpson fans? Or crazy people?
- Lock it up and throw away the key.
- Wow, can't wait to see these on Cribs.
- Put lots of your 20 dollar bills in and let me know.
- I can't have spicy food anymore on account of my asshole.

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Poon.. James Poon posted on 03/03/04 by Opie



I like the kids expression afterwords.

That's it for today, what to know why??? Because I updated the funny shit section bitches!

Click here to see!

Whatcha think? Downloads and Features are next.. (Most this week)

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My name is Bob and I throw gang signs posted on 03/02/04 by Opie



So this was a kids show? Before my time I think.



We have a weak little Asian and a fat Rent-A-Cop.



You're going to hell with me for laughing.



Damn wordZ and shit!



I didn't like this movie either... Too long.



Get too drunk, you end up on this site.



What are those?.. Pizza slices?



What's a n00b exactly little Johnny?


I got some stupid ass jokes for ya

A girl asks her dad for the car keys to go to her high school dance.

"Sure, after you suck my dick", he says.

"DADDY!?" she shouts, "how COULD you!?"

She runs upstairs, Then later decides she cant miss the dance, so she returns to get to work. She notices a foul taste.

"Daddy, your dick tastes like shit!"

He slaps himself on the forehead and says, "Oh yeah I forgot! your brother has the car!"
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What do anal sex and spinach have in common?

If they were forced upon you as a child, you probably won't enjoy them now
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Why don't black people celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because KFC is closed.

P.S. They really do it's just a dumb joke that made me pee my pants
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A sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

"Please note that this Bank is installing new "Drive-through" teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are requested to use the below outlined procedures when accessing their accounts.

MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed after months of careful research. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.

MALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.

3. Set parking brake, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

5. Turn the radio down.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way up.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check make up in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17. Place receipt in back of checkbook.

18. Re-check make-up again.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.

23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver queuing behind.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

26. Release Parking Brake

- FFL -

- Ohh fishes.
- No pain no game.
- I love me some toast.
- ..And have blonde hair.
- 3 Family Guy clips for ya.
- Rumsfeld fighting technique.
- Juggling Videos.. pretty neat.
- Jimmy Fallon as William Hung.
- Hey nigga! (Crazy Asian video)
- I smell horseshit, what about you?
- These girls have some nice TITTAS.
- I stumbled upon this while on google..

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Reading time.. Get your chapstick out. posted on 03/01/04 by Opie


It's that time again.. Time for some bitching from my dumbass. Today's super duper rant is Sex Toys.

Alright so Saturday I went to a Sex Shop (Right by a Strip Club) with some friends, I wont mention any names, but two are married. Anyway I go in there and see all this crazy shit and what does it do? Piss me the fuck off. How in god's name can I compete with the shit they have in there? It's ridiculous and I don't see why people use all this shit really. Yeah sure it may "spice" up your sex life, but what ever happened to the good old fashion HAND? I know mine comes in handy.. hahahaha.. Wait no pun there. Not funny.

Guess what? Gonna break down some toys I discovered:

Behold the Sea Shell, This thing is suppose to stimulate the clit or something... My question is, WHY A SHELL? Why not a paper plate? It looks like a jock strap for girls. I hate it.

Solution: Clicky de Clack that mouse with your hand retard.


This thing is called a Bullet. It's WATERPROOF and vibrates, how neat. Maybe I should strap some batteries on my penis and chase girls around the bed. This looks like a fancy Chapstick container to me, perhaps you girls should get some of that cherry favored Chapstick and knock yourselves out. It's cheaper too!




Yep you guessed it.. a buttplug. This is just silly, go fist yourself.


This is called "The Pink Dot".. I suppose this thing vibrates as well with the waterproof technology. Are those little dots suppose to do something a normal penis can't? If you really want a cheaper method see the solution below. Oh and why are the dots even pink anyway, that's just crazy.

Solution: Find yourself a guy with large genital warts and call it a day.



And finally lotion/oils.. Real men go dry bitches! This crap is also favored. Just go drink some red kool-aid and get after it.

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The prices on all that shit above is well over 300 bucks total and there's nothing wrong with plain old sex. So to the girls: Stop buying this shit!

I also know I pissed some people off I know personally that read this site, just slap me next time you see me. I don't care because I'm Rick James.. bitch.

- FFL -

The true story of super mario brothers.

- Part 1.
- Part 2.
- Part 3.

Pervert Games.. That's ME! (Some re-post)

- Streak!
- Sex quiz.
- Strip or Die!
- Jailbait test.
- Another poker game.

More FFL

- 24 spoof.
- Word game.
- Like Solitaire?
- Princess.. ha
- Billboard signs.
- Damn she's hot.
- Sonic.. In flash.
- Prank with Viagra.
- Mmmmm Mcdonalds.
- Oh SNAP! A map test.
- What the fucking shit?!
- Jellyman? What the fuck..
- Want to fly over your city?
- Old school Ronald Mcdonald.
- Water balloon in space? Get out.
- And you thought you had spyware.
- Where are the suicide bombers at?
- This old lady is so funny. I'd hit it twice.
- Better start that monkey fucking... Fags.
- Here's what the new windows will look like.
- The music on this made me fall out of my chair.

P.S. Archives will be done later today.

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