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FRANKS AND BEANS posted on Tuesday 10/28/03 by Shane

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Hey if you enjoy coming to this site do me a favor and donate a few bucks. I normally wouldn't need this, but I don't keep my main credit cards/bank account on line.

I'm going to get a new server (my own) with plenty of bandwidth/space (teryabtye of bandwidth) and since it cost more I need a few donations. If you can donate just a few bucks, it helps.

If you have a verified paypal account send the cash to: shane@entensity.net

I'll post whoever donates site/name here if they want.

You can also buy some advertising if you want. The banner slots are full at the moment, but you can reserve a slot.

After this new server is up and going I'll let some others post on the site so updates are more often and with Emag around the corner the new server will be needed.

Thanks if you can help.

People that rule: (Thanks guys)

- Jason W. And Jeff G (www.syracusecrunch.com)
- Eric Feyrer and he also loves Nikki.
- Darren sent a buck. (hey any amount helps)
- Stephen sent some cash.
- Jason sent 30 bucks.
- Someone else that didn't want recognition.
- FREE THE WEST MEMPHIS 3!!! (what he wanted)
- Thanks to SilverSoCal.
- Trix sent some cash. He rules.
- Trev Wilkin
- Gus helped.
- Thomas helped.
- Michael Combs Loves Beautiful Gina
- Jim rules.
- TsangHan sent a few bucks.
- Glynn sent some cash and also bought an ad slot. - Peter sent a few bucks.
- Young also sent a few bucks.
- Thanks to Nate.
- Bryan rules too.

Anyway on with the shit you want..

EVERYONE LOOKING FOR THE STOP IT VIDEO CLICKY HERE

Girls probably wont like this one:

1. How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

2. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

3. Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

4. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me."

5. How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

6. Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure!

7. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at he front door, whom do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

8. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told.

9. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was "Always."

10. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt her.

11. What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.

12. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It is called wedding Cake.

13. Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.

14. Our last fight was my fault. My wife asked me, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"

15. Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

16. Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: "That happens in every country, son."

17. A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds: Wife Wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

18. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

19. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they are beautiful.

20. Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't?
Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then, go to bed.
Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then, go the refrigerator.

21. Why do brides wear white? Men like their dishwasher to match the fridge and range.

You know you are living in 2003 when:

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "0" or "9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years & worked for three different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff & are more likely to get long-service awards.
13. You read this entire list, & kept nodding & smiling.
14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends".
15. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you any more, except to send you jokes from the net.
16. You are too busy to notice there was no No.9.
17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No.9.
18. AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING.

More Jokes?

Okay, so there's this bus full of ugly people. I don't know why it was full of ugly people, and only ugly people, but it was; not a single person on the bus had ever had anyone attracted to them.

So, the bus is just going along, and the driver fucks up or something, and runs headon into an oncoming truck. Everyone dies, and goes up to meet their maker.

Well, God feels sorry for them all, and decides to grant them each one wish before they enter paradise.

So they're in a big line in front of the gates, and he asks the first one what their wish is. After thinking a few seconds, she says: "I want to be gorgeous." Now the next person hears this, and starts freakin' out. He thinks it's the greatest thing ever, and wishes to be handsome. This continues on, everyone wishing to be beautiful/stud-like/etcetera, until the line is about half gone. Then the guy at the end starts fucking up, laughing his ass off, and God casts an eye at him, thinking: "What the hell?", but does nothing about it, and lets the same wish continue on. Now, when there's about 10 left, the guy is going NUTS. He's rolling around on the clouds laughing as hard as possible, and God is just wondering wtf is up. So he finally gets to the guy, and asks what his wish is. The guy calms down, stands up, and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again."

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A guy goes to the tattoo parlor and offers the tattoo artist $1,000 to put a $100 bill on his willie. The artist agrees, but is curious and asks the man why he wants to do this. The man replies, 'I have my reasons which I would rather not tell right now.'

So, the artist goes ahead and does the job. But, all the while he is anxious with curiosity over why this man wants a $100 bill on his penis.

So, he tells the man that he really needs to know the reason why and says that the man can keep the $1000 he would have paid for the tattoo if he would just tell the reason for putting a $100 bill on his willie.

So, the man consents and offers these three reasons: 'First, I like to play with my money. Second, I like to watch my money grow. And third, and most importantly, the next time my wife wants to blow $100, she can stay home to do it.'

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A blind man walked into a diner and made a strange request to his waiter. He asked if he could have the unwashed fork of the last customer the waiter waited on. The perplexed waiter agreed and handed the blind man the unwashed fork. The blind man proceeded to put it in his mouth and said, "Hmmm, the meatloaf and mashed potatoes are good here. I'll have that."

The next day, the blind man returned to the diner and did the same thing. Now, on the third day, the waiter saw the blind man coming into the diner. He still didn't believe what the blind man was capable of, and he wanted to trick him. So he quickly grabbed a fork and asked his waitress wife, Amy, to pull down her panties and rub it between her legs.

When the blind man asked for the fork, the waiter gave him the fork with a big smile on his face.

The blind man put it in his mouth, and said, "Hmmm, I didn't know Amy worked here."

Images:

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- Mario remix.
- Who sung it?
- Hunting game.
- Tetris like game.
- Uhh nice boobs.
- Fun cube game.
- Naked protesters.
- Caught in the park.
- The fake detective.
- Went to the dark side.
- Have fun with google.
- Little late on this one.
- Take the jailbait quiz.
- Boobs and flash again.
- More Jesus and web shit.
- Carve a pumpkin ONLINE.
- Your state have stupid laws?
- Your mouse becomes a body.
- This would be funny to watch.
- Crazy white boys and dirtbikes. Inside.
- Who needs this when you can do the walk test.
- Look what pops up with the google image keyword.
- This music makes my head hurt. Yet I find myself tapping My foot.
- It was about some guy having cybersex

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Excuse me while I go slit my wrist posted on Friday 10/24/03 by Shane

The promised Media:

Make sure you have the latest Windows Media Player codecs.

Jokes:

A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend "You won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything.

His friend replies, "That's great: did you get a blow job?"

Oh, no: I never found her head.

Old School Joke ALERT

A woman goes into a grocery store and and asked the clerk what the specials are.
The clerk replies, "Damn Ham"
The woman says, "Hey you can't cuss in front of me, I'm the preacher's wife!"
The clerk says "No that's really the name of the ham"

So the preacher's wife goes home and her husband says "What's for dinner?"
She says "Damn Ham"
The preacher then says "Hey don't cuss in front of me, I'm a preacher!"
She then says, "That's really the name of the ham."

While at dinner the preacher asks his son to pass the "damn ham" and his son says:

"That's the spirit dad, pass the fucking potatoes!"

Oh yeah Images baby:

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- A nice rant.
- Conkers game.
- What the hell..
- Nice site name.
- Sky attack game.
- This wouldn't work.
- Neat soccer game.
- Fun college quotes.
- Shark ATTACKS!!!
- Big ass pillow fight.
- People in the shower.
- Transparent Factory.
- Throw paper in the trash.
- Not sure about this one.
- Oh man this is funny shit.
- Star Wars and the YMCA.
- Color or something bitch.
- What's your pirate name?
- Guide to a great hand job.
- So many of these games.
- Jesus looks like a gangsta.
- Now you can beat pacman.
- Cool people have cell phones.
- Space monkey + Bob Dylan=cool.
- You like that game connect four?
- Lots of info about masturbation.
- What's special about this number?
- I wonder if any black people go here.
- Uh oh I'm making fun of Bush again.
- She's just three...aww or something.
- Remember the other milk and cereal link?
- This will give you something to do at work.
- I'll hit you hit the dumbass stick if you think this is real.

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Want to hear a story? It's kinda spooky. posted on Tuesday 10/21/03 by Shane

An "original" animation I made:

I gots some jokes for ya:

The Hobo

A hobo walks down the street and notices a sign in the window of a bar, �piano player wanted.� So the hobo walks in and asks for the job.
The owner looks at him and says, �can I help you!� and the hobo says, �I want the job playing the piano.�
�Can you play?� the owner asks and the hobo says, �Yeah and I write songs too.�
The owner points to the piano and tells the hobo to give it his best shot.
Well the hobo played a song that was absolutely beautiful!
The owner with tears in his eyes tells him, �Play another.�
So the hobo plays another and this song is better than the last one.
The owner tells him that he never heard those songs before and asks him what they were.
The hobo says, � I write all my own songs, the first one is called �Your tits bring a tear to my eye� and the second one is called, �I love you so much I could crap�.
The owner tells him he�s got the job, �but what ever you do, don�t you ever tell anyone the names of the songs.�
The hobo agrees.
Well that night the news spread fast about the new piano player and the bar is packed and everybody loves the music.
The hobo played for two solid hours and then he stopped and said, � I have to pause for the cause.� And he went into the men�s room.
When he came out a lady was looking at him and asked, � Hey mister, do you know your fly is open and your dick is hanging out?�
The hobo looks at the lady and says, �Know it????? I wrote it!!!!�

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Sex with the Teacher

A 13 year-old boy comes home from school and his mom
asks how his day was. He replies, "I had sex with my
teacher today."

"Oh my god! You get to your room! Wait till your father
comes home!!!", says the mom.

Awhile later the father comes home and the mom says,
"Go up to your son's room and talk to him. He's been
really bad today."

Dad goes up to the son's room and asks why mom is so
mad. "I told her I had sex with my teacher today," replied
the boy.

"Alright! That's my boy!", says dad. "Ya know son, women
just don't think like men. But I'm proud of you. What
are you now, about thirteen, right? Wow. That's my
son! Ya know what? I'm so proud of you I'm gonna take
you out and buy you that new shiny bike you've been
wanting!"

So the dad and his son go out and buy the nicest, reddest,
shiniest bike in the whole town. "You gonna ride it
home son?" asks dad.

The boy replied, "Nah, my ass is still sore."

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A Boy Named BALGOBIN

TEACHER: Why are you late?
BALGOBIN: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
BALGOBIN: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER: Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
BALGOBIN: You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER: Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"?
BALGOBIN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
BALGOBIN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
BALGOBIN: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
BALGOBIN: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER: Balgobin, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
BALGOBIN: Me!

TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
BALGOBIN: Don't bite any.

TEACHER: Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with "I".
BALGOBIN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am."
BALGOBIN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
BALGOBIN: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
BALGOBIN: "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

TEACHER: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
BALGOBIN: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

TEACHER: Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
BALGOBIN: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
BALGOBIN: A teacher

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E-mail I got

Hey, sweetie, remember me ?

We talked some time ago and I promised to meet up with you. :)
Sorry that I disappeared for so long. I've been very busy and I organized a few successful "sex parties" at my new place. So, I am here now.
I hope you didn't forget that I'm the pretty shemale you used to talk to. :)
I've posted my profile at Find A SheMale Lover, so you can get all my information & pics there. (Two of my friends are there as well)

I hope to meet you soon, baby,
Monique

I hope it calls!

Images:

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- Alrighty.
- UFO clips.
- Hard game.
- Odd pictures.
- Shit blown up.
- Rate boobjobs.
- To the future!!!
- Whack Britney.
- What's up here?
- Type to yourself.
- The perfect tool.
- Espn gets owned.
- Crazy purple hippo.
- No one cares Ben.
- This test is crazy!
- A site full of bullshit.
- Some fun spam I got.
- This is a fun fish game.
- Goddamn white people.
- Cool rollercoaster game.
- Play wav files backwards.
- Asia Breakout, daddy like.
- Homemade Bikini Contest.
- Does this make you laugh?
- Attention: For lazy fuckers.
- Obsession over barbie dolls.
- This is what happens when..
- Want to see Mount Everest?
- Hey boys and girls, get a fake ID.
- Well I wont get lindows for sure now.
- Let him read your mind. Warning it's crazy.

I'm going to try and get the archives back up and going soon, I also have some media coming in the next post. I've been working on the site sections first though.

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little something posted on Thursday 10/16/03 by Shane

That sucks a big one
For you Yankee fans:

Three baseball fans are on their way to a game when they come across a nude, dead woman. The Cubs fan takes off his cap & puts it over her right breast. The Red Sox fan takes off his cap & puts it over the woman's left breast. Next, the yankees fan takes off his cap & puts it over the woman's crotch. A cop comes to check the scene. He lifts the Cubshat, jots some notes, lifts the Sox cap takes some notes, & then finally lifts up the Yankees cap and laughs. The threee men ask why he's laughing. The cop responds, "It's funny 'cuz i'm so used to seeing PUSSIES under those yankees hats.

Why not some fun Bush quotes:

"Arbolist...Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, someone who knows about trees."
Crawford, TX 8/21/01

"It's your money, you paid for it."
La Crosse, WI 10/18/00

"The Bob Jones policy on interracial dating, I mean I spoke out on interracial dating. I spoke out against that. I spoke out against interracial dating. I support the policy of interracial dating."
CBS News 2/25/00

"I don't read what's handed to me."
New York, NY 3/15/00

"More and more of our imports come from overseas."
Beaverton, OR 9/29/00

"I understand small business growth. I was one."
New York, NY 2/19/00

"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."
Austin, Texas 12/20/00

"If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it."
St. Louis, MO 10/18/00

"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation...You gotta preserve."
Nashua, NH 1/28/00

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
Florence, SC 1/11/00

"They Misunderestimated me."
Bentonville, AR 11/6/00

"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question."
Reynoldsburg, OH 10/4/00

"Our priorities is our faith."
Greensboro, NC 10/10/00

"If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."
Washington, DC 12/18/00

"There's nothing more deep than recognizing Israel's right to exist. That's the most deep thought of all...I can't think of anything more deep than that."
Washington, DC, 3/13/02

"And so, in my State of the my State of the Union or state-my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation-I asked Americans to give 4,000 years-4,000 hours over the next-the rest of your life-of service to America. That's what I asked for-4,000 hours."
Bridgeport, CT, 4/9/02

"This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating."
New York, NY 4/23/02

"For a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times (Dude, it's been like 60 years)."
Tokyo 2/18/02

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe�I believe what I believe is right."
Rome 7/22/01

"I think we agree, the past is over."
Dallas, TX 5/10/00

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- Rent a pal.
- This is cool.
- Adult Games.
- Old school link.
- Real Life CS.
- Boy and a Girl.
- Fucking USA.
- Yeah she is hot.
- Live sheep. yep.
- I don't even know.
- Drunk Dial support?
- Spiderman with.....
- Cool pixel animation.
- Indiana Jones/ Zelda.
- You guys like cleavage?
- Extreme Snowboarding!!
- They didn't like this horse.
- This game will piss you off.
- Stop with the "rate my" sites.
- Someone got their ass kicked.
- Guns+movies=pictures online.
- You guys like milk and cereal?
- Mario is having some problems.
- I want some fake bullet holes!
- Mine should be here in 2 weeks!
- What is wrong with this fuckhead?
- Someone getting beat up on video.
- If my pussy smells like tuna then..
- An essay on the infamous goatse.
- Who would want some bitch's eye?
- Send someone a nice bitchslap or a note.

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Got pictures? posted on Monday 10/13/03 by Shane

I had a lot submitted so here you go, also the downloads section is going to be updated this week.

Fun Kids books:

I'd hit it!

Yeah I have more

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- Holy shit!
- Flying cow.
- Tony Hawk?
- Pirate Wars!
- Sheep poker.
- Nice hedgehogs.
- Run Mexican run!
- How much inside?
- Death by Chapstick!
- Poison Ivy is the devil.
- Haha a solid black site.
- Never trust a woman.
- Another treasure map!
- Lets look for treasure!
- Find a very small man.
- ~~100~~ 87 BILLION DOLLARS.
- Find the right ass for you.
- What the hell is this about.
- Glad he didn't snatch mine.
- Nice photos this guy takes.
- See what subs go through.
- This will move you. (Really!)
- MOOOOOve out the way bitch.
- Think what you want about this.
- Click on the bus and check the time.
- Famous fonts, half don't work though.
- How to tell when a relationship is over.
- Go fuck up your microwave with grapes.

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Put a little windex on it posted on Tuesday 10/7/03 by Shane

I'm telling!

Yay for Boston, I hope they play the Cubs in the WS. (and Cubs to win)
Stupid Questions and frustrated answers

1. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after
years...
Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

2. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating,insensitive lout...it's
just the money.

3. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in
Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted
moron.

4. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

5. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

6. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk
and now it's in flames!!!

Stuff for NON Christians to do at Chruch

Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."
A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals".
Put stray dogs in coat closets.
Un-tune the piano.
Replace the pianist's sheet music with "Stairway to Heaven".
Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.
Find an empty seat, and ask the person next to it: "Isthis seat SAVED?"
Toss around a giant beach ball before service, like at GratefulDead concerts.
Ten minutes before it starts, find a kid in the front rows, hand him a dollar, and tell him to ask the preacher: "Would you rather be stoned or crucified?"
Hide copies of Hustler inside the pulpit. Point them out.
Start a wave.
Do cool things with the lighting.
When attendance is taken, sign on fake names like "Hugh G. Rection" and "Oliver Klozoff".
Wear an ankh or a new-age crystal pendant.
When the choir sings, roll your eyes and grumble: "Oh, Christ! Are they gonna do another SONG?"
Make up your own words to the songs.
Twenty minutes into the service, look at your watch, stand up, and say: "Oh shit. This isn't the wedding!" Run out quickly.
Eat dry Cap'n Crunch through the entire service.
If there is a crying baby, go over and tell the mother: "IF YOU DON'T SHUT THAT GODDAMN THING UP SO HELP ME GOD I'LL KILL IT!!!"
Dress all in black, or in camo.
Pierce the body of a tiny animal with stainless-steel wire. Wear it in your ear as jewelry. If you are male, wear two. Change sets for the evening service.
If it is an Easter service, wear a pastel jacket, tie, and matching shorts. If you are male, wear a floral-print dress instead.
At a church dinner, scoop up a forkful of mashed potatoes. Announce that you can see an image of Jesus.
Place blocks of dry ice near the air ducts. Take off your shoes and socks.
Hide near the baptismal pool with a block of sodium. At the first mention of "fire and brimstone", throw it in.
Inflate balloons, then send them off.
Mark places in the Bible or hymnal with religious-themed Far Side cartoons.
Turn in the Bible to the Ten Commandments (Exodus 20: 3-17). Draw in asterisks and write exceptions at the bottom of the page.
Make the sun reflect off your watch into the preacher's face.
Make calls to 900 numbers on the phone in the kitchen.
During the service, play with plastic dinosaurs. If someone asks what you're doing, tell them: "These are dinosaurs. They ruled the earth over 65 million years ago."
Discreetly position a number of bottle rockets on the floor. Discreetly light them.
Snicker every time the preacher talks about someone being stoned, especially Stephen.
Dip communion wafers in communion wine. Eat it and exaggerate on how good it is.
When they pass around the collection plate, drop in a piece of paper with Pat Robertson's MasterCard number.
Turn to your neighbor, whisper: "This do in remembrance of me," and lick them.
Fart, and have a friend shout: "Hark! An angel has spoken!"
Blow bubbles.
Fake a possession.
Distribute condoms.
Speak in tongues.
Ask where the nearest ashtray is.
Drool in the collection plate.
Ask someone what they think about the Book of Peleponnesians. After they tell you, inform them that there is no Book of Peleponnesians.
After a Catholic service, stand outside and tell Polish jokes. When someone points out that Pope John Paul II came from Poland, act embarrassed.
Show unusual interest in any reference to the word "Ministry".
At a church supper, bring a casserole with a ring or piece of a wristwatch embedded inside.
Overnight, have the stained-glass windows replaced with new ones depicting comical, erotic, or death-related imagery. Send the bill to the pastor.
Write on the bathroom wall: "The eyes of the LORD are upon you!!!"
Spread the word that there'll be a rave party at the address of the church next Saturday at midnight.

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- Gay dogs!
- Larry's Face.
- Two Monkeys.
- Atheism Page.
- Space Cocks.
- The fart facts.
- The man who...
- Scratch & Sniff
- I love Katie too.
- Little flash game.
- Look! Animation's.
- Amazing flash site.
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Wully Bully posted on Friday 10/3/03 by Shane

A guy dies and goes to hell. As he is willowing in dispair a devil aproaches him and asks, "What are you so sad about, hell isnt all that bad of a place."
The guys says, "Oh really?"
"Yeh, well are you a drinking man?"
"Yes."
"Oh well ur gonna love Tuesdays all we do is drink until we pass out"
"Wow that sounds great"
"Yeh! Well do you smoke?"
"Hell yes!"
"Great well youre gonna love wednesdays cause all we do is smoke until our lungs cant handle it anymore, but it doesnt matter cause we are already dead!"
"Wow i think im really gonna like it here!"
"One more thing, are you gay?"
"FUCK NO!!!"
"Oh well your gonna hate saturdays"

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