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Joke for 09/11/26
A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting
by his side.
His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then
he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that, so she stayed by his side. A couple
of minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!"
Well, the wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful," he
said "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?"
He replied, "The drugs are wearing off!
