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Joke for 04/27/25
Michael invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't
help noticing how beautiful Michael's roommate was. She had long been suspicious
of a relationship between Michael and his roommate and this only made her more
curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started
to wonder if there was more between Michael and the roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Michael volunteered, "I know what you must
be thinking, but I assure you, Joanne and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Joanne came to Michael and said, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.
"You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Joanne said, "Well,
I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take
a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle.
But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for
dinner."
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear
Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Joanne, and I'm not saying that
you 'do not' sleep with Joanne. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping
in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom