Contact [Contact me one of these ways]

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A/S/L?
What?

Dude, I've been waiting forever to join the forums. Can you let me in!?
They are open 24/7 now!

Do you want to trade links with my site?
Probably not, because I'm to lazy to add anyone. If you get a lot of traffic, feel free to e-mail me.

Why do people send you hatemail?
Apparently people take the INTERNET very serious.

Why are you racist?
I'm not.

I can't view the W.O.W clips! Help!
Disable any type of Norton products or firewall.

I can't view any of the media clips!
Disable any type of Norton products or firewall. They are best viewed using Inter Explorer and be sure you have the latest codecs installed:

Try this

Why don't you make an archive of the W.O.W clips?
The thought has crossed my mind, but W.O.W clips use a TON of bandwidth. So that's why they stay up for a day.

Can you send me a media clip posted on xx/xx/xx date?
No.

There was a link/image/media on the main page the other day, but now it's gone!?
Try the Archives. If it isn't there, then check at the first of each month. If you can't find it, neither can I.

I got a virus off your site bitch!
No you didn't. Check out the privacy policy here.

Hey! Who was that fine ass girl from the Daily Babe?
No idea.

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