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� .... posted on 10/13/04 by Opie

Hey guess what, more pc problems and to top it off, I'm fucking sick! What a great fucking week... Stay tuned..

Edit 2: I just said fuck it and bought a new pc, I should have something for you tonight, if not Monday things should get back to normal.

Sorry guys no W.O.W today (Because of my harddrive troubles)

Ready.. Aim.. FIRE!

Poor Kangaroo..

Haha, that had to suck.
A man suspected his young wife of being too friendly with another man, so he hired a famous Chinese detective, Won Lo Pan, to watch and report any activities that might develop.

A few days later he received this report: Honorable Sir, You leave house.

I watch house.

He come to house I watch.

He and she leave house.

I follow.

He and she get on train.

I follow.

He and she get off train.

I follow.

He and she go in hotel.

I climb tree, look in window.

He kiss she.

She kiss he.

He strip she.

She strip he.

He play with she.

She play with he.

I play with me.

Fall out of tree.

No see. No fee.

Images!

Awww.

Weird that this image is under the above picture.

Yeah.. I like too.

Damn Nigga!

I'd still hit it.

Weeeeeee!

It's cup wearing time boys.

Owned!

R.I.P Superman.
- FFL -

- Max Faget huh?
- Cheney is a pimp.
- Time to Webxercise!
- I wish I knew Asian.
- Damn, she looks real.
- She has a great name.
- The llama song is crazy!
- Here's a good time killer.
- Someone's ex on a page.
- You guys will like this game.
- Having sex in public is fun.
- You can't help not to laugh.
- Donald called Daffy a nigger.
- I am the SOUL COMMANDER!
- I know how to give the finger.
- Stupid movie Alert. I bought it.
- I'd give her the death penalty.
- Supposedly rare footage of 911.
- "Age: legal :) hehe" What a tool.
- Can you do it? Keep trying loser.
- Well fuck me running, that's gay.
- Ron Jeremy has now seen The Goatse.
- Is that drug dealer really a drug dealer?
- I'm compared to that to, so no biggie..
- See who your neighbors are supporting.
- Don't play with fire while dressed as a banana.
- All those cool Urban Legends videos on one page.
- This guy has a small dick. Check out the ad to the right..
- You've might have seen this commercial, it's worth another look though.

Plugs: No BS at this porn site and You're welcome Aaron.

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� Yep, I'm back. posted on 10/11/04 by Opie

Very funny commercial!

Listen to what she says at the end.

This chimp rules.
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.

He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!" then turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Down down, bump.

Gay.

Wonder what the photographer was thinking..

Not sure.

Damn Nigga!

Yum.

Yikes!

CS dorks at school.

Eh.. What's this aboot.

OWNED!

You know it's funny.

No whacking here guys.

What did the paw say to the face?

Poor Tiger..
- FFL -

- Ah why?
- Good score.
- I hate eggs.
- Catch the flies.
- Nice face bitch.
- Not to shabby.
- Darn that 9/11.
- More crazy eyes!
- Ah! Hemorrhoids!
- Animated boobs.
- What a sticky job.
- A Macgyver fan eh?
- What a great singer.
- Ha, Bush is a cheater!
- Very odd flash movie.
- Scrabble is a religion.
- Bitch, Shut the fuck up!
- That dog has great taste.
- What's up with that hip?
- China will be broke soon.
- You sure that's chocolate?
- He's the master of MSPaint.
- Legos and music CD covers.
- Um, ever heard of a tattoo?
- Rumors on the INTERNETS!
- Don't play in the cockpit kids.
- What the hell is this gay shit?
- Not sure why this game was made.
- You have to keep moving on this game.
- Hey that guy has a site, the girls are hot.
- Classic repost since Martha is going to jail.
- Bible Quiz.. It said I was going to hell. Darn.
- I'll take one of these massages to go please.
- Where's that Jason fucker when you need him.
- Still looking for that goddamn Paris Hilton tape?
- This is the type of person you're chatting with..
- Teens that like to wear diapers should be.. Shot.
- Some little script kiddies hacked Hilary Duff's MTV profile.
- So when will a paper cut be classified as a lethal weapon I wonder?
- At the bottom it says: "Hosted by Stormfront", Which is a dumb white power site.
- I wont bullshit you, help me out by clicking this link and sign up.(It's Free) Thanks.

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� GOD FUCKING DAMN IT posted on 10/07/04 by Opie

One of my hardrives committed suicide.

Yep, the one with Entensity's data... Stay tuned while I fix this horseshit.

EDIT:

If you submitted something in the past week (by attaching something) please send it again. I only lost a few things for today's post and they were really good.

I still have most stuff, It's just re-installing these programs for the site that is taking up all my time.

Edit 2: Almost got everything going again on my computer and will just end up waiting to start a good post week - next week.(Early Monday) Sorry, but shit happens.

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� Uh oh posted on 10/06/04 by Opie

This weeks Whack-Off Wednesday is bought to you by:

Heavy and My free paysite
On some site news: Yes I know I haven't finished the features yet (only media and download so far). I'm still trying to set aside some time to get it done.

I also still have to add some stuff to the sections and other plans for the site STILL.

You guys have been pretty patient, so thanks.

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� burp posted on 10/05/04 by Opie

Fun with some pencils.

Mom knows best right?
JOKE!

An Indian walks into a bar with a bag in one hand and a cat in the other. He sits down at the bar and orders a whiskey, throws the bag in the corner, pulls out his gun and shoots the bag, causing shit to fly out of the bag. He then starts to eat the cat, slamming the whiskey afterwords.

The dumbfounded bartender asks "What the hell are you doing?!"

The Indian replies "Me want to be like white man - drink whiskey, eat pussy, and shoot the shit."

Few images..

Yeah, he wants it.

Kerry must be an athlete.

What breed of titties are these?
Long joke!

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but
knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the
newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she
decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him
around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put
in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the
two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day,
the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good
job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town an kick up your
heels."

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no
hired hand. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he
found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting
for him.

She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and
take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take
off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my
socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching
her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again, with!
trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

"Now," she said, "take off my panties."By the light of the fire, he slowly
pulled them down and off.

Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town
again, you're fired."

- FFL -

- Hey what's that?
- Ain't that a bitch.
- The Evil Strawberry..
- What's your Anti-Drug?
- Goatse to the rescue!!!
- Onstar Logs. Good stuff.
- I have a big ol' dick. So there.
- MadTv's version on the debate.
- I have an idea, go find a friend.
- This site should keep you busy.
- This should keep you entertained. Ha!
- This is faker than the dildo up your ass.
- Hmm I bet she'll steal my 6 bux. FUCK DAT!
- This four-year-old is making all the money.
- Didn't something like this already happen? Geez.
- A bunch of fake Britney pics. Some are really bad.
- Oh yeah Yahtzee! The rolling sound scared the piss out of me.

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� Caress my knee please. posted on 10/04/04 by Opie

This is a "a" and "b" conversation, so "c" your way out of it.. Before "d" jumps over "e" and "f"s you up "g"

I wish I knew that one in 2nd grade!...

This crash video is insane!

WARNING!!

Video of a girl getting a piercing.
Q and A

Q: What do they call a nigga with three food stamps?
A: Hungry.

Q: Whats the hardest part of rollerblading?
A: Telling your parents that you are gay.

Q: Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?
A: There's one less drunk.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven, eight, nine.

Q: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they'd rather cry alone in the dark.

Q: What's sicker than having sex with a pregnant woman?
A: Having sex with a pregnant woman and getting a bj by the baby.

Q: How did the baby cross the road?
A: Being dragged behind the chicken.

Q: Why do Mexicans make refried beans?
A: Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time..

Q: What do you call thirty five black guys in a room?
A: Bunch of Niggers.

Q: What do you call a teenage girl who doesn't masturbate?
A: A liar.

Q: What do you call a black kid who passes the 2nd grade?
A: A cheater.

Q: What's yellow and black going off a cliff that makes you laugh?
A: A bus full of niggers.

Q: Why do black people have white palms?
A: White men made them wash their hands after using the restroom.

Q: What's another word for cocoon?
A: ninigger.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby in a clown dress next to a kid with down syndrome?
A: Hummm... I don't know either

Q: Why is a black guy so afraid of a chainsaw?
A: Because it mocks him...."R-R-R-R-R-RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA"

Q: What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
A: "I'll see you next month."

Q: Why are white guys so short?
A: Because the're cock-asian.

Q: What's even better than winning the Special Olympics
A: Not being a retard.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?
A: Trustworthy.

Q: What do you get when you mix a polock and a mexican?
A: Someone who mows your driveway.

Q: What do you call a gay dentist?
A: Tooth fairy

Q: What do you call a fag in a wheelchair?
A: Roll AIDS.

IMAGES!

Damn Nigga!

Got Milk?

Looks like fun.

Takes after his master.

I wanta eat here..

What's going on in this pic?

Who's hand?

Take a break.

Congratulations!

It's that thing again!

Her job must be easy. (Don't give your BF's you passes)

Water is fun.

I dunno..
Why I fired my secretary (No, Not me dumbass)

Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday," and probably have a present for me She didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday." I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children will remember. " The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.

When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning, boss. Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon.

Then, Janet knocked on my door and said "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go." We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, 'Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable. "Sure," I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children ,and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday...............

And there I sat...on the couch... naked..........

JOKE!

A woman is giving birth in the hospital and when she gives birth to the baby the nurse gets it and brings it out back to clean it up and wrap it in a white blanket.

The nurse then finds out the baby is dead, and had died during the procedure. so the nurse brings it out to the woman to tell her the bad news, when she walks out, she slips on the birth juice and drops the baby. then she gets up picks up the baby and drop kicks it out the window.

The mother starts screaming "Why did u just do that, you killed my baby!"

The nurse then says "HA!, it was already dead!"

- FFL -

- Ho Ho Ho.
- Ohhh ouch.
- Crazy sex laws.
- Nigga hosting? Ha!
- What is this guy doing?
- Well.. Nazis are retards.
- Also available in pussy!
- Awesome Asteroids game.
- Guy version of a camel toe?
- If she's 18, I have a pussy.
- These beards are a bit crazy.
- Check out those crazy eyes.
- "Take that crime, you shit" hahaha
- Confess your sins and laugh at others.
- Neat, a guy draws a chic in photoshop.
- I really hate these types of flash movies.
- Whoever made this page must be on crack.
- Watch out or I'll give ya the Asian SLAP!
- All you need is an e-mail account for this site.
- Hey girls (and fags), think you could take this?
- This must be on the Unrated version of Wild Things.
- The background music makes it funny. - Come onn tittie.

In case you missed the late Friday post, scroll down dumbass.

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� Go pee on yourself. posted on 10/01/04 by Opie