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shit posted on 10/16/06 by Opie

Sorry so late, had to go out of town and it's a quick one today.

UFC 64. (Rich Franklin)

Landslides are crazy.

Close call.

Milk in the pants.

How to put a bra on.

Jennifer Aniston SI swimsuit spoof.

- FFL -

- Bro rape.
- Hot teen.
- Poor doggie.
- Full of rabbits.
- Dress up Mel.
- Banging MILF.
- He can't sing.
- She is a hottie.
- Make an ashtray.
- Dumbass batboy.
- Naked in the field.
- Cool illustrations.
- Halo, the movie?
- Brazilian football.
- Lubricated boobies.
- Twins freak me out.
- Sexy girls with grills.
- I love the background.
- Pam and Bret sex tape.
- This card trick is crazy.
- One sexy bottle opener.
- Now this is sucking dick.
- Any Ultimate Warrior fans?
- Sexy webcam Nicole chokes.
- Back when Britney was hot..
- Jennifer Love Hewitt's cleavage.
- I hope her mouth catches on fire.
- Bob and Tom getting a telemarketer.
- This bitch is nasty. (NASTY ALERT!)

Running with scissors posted on 10/13/06 by Opie

Grindhouse trailer... Holy shit!

Gets funnier after you watch it a few times.

Caught in the act.

I want to play my Coleco now.

Kick through the windshield

Way to wear those shoes.

Good to see this blind kid being awesome.


Two black guys die.

They had been good men throughout their lives; worked hard, donated to the community, etc. When they arrive at the pearly gates they ask St. Peter to let them in.

St. Peter says, "Sorry guys, I can't do that." The two black guys say, "This is bullshit. We want to talk to Jesus on this. Go in there and get Jesus."

St. Peter goes to see Jesus and says, "Jesus, there are two black guys at the gate. What do I do?" Jesus asks if the men had been good and St. Peter says yes.

So Jesus instructs him to let the two men in because there is no prejudice or racism in heaven.

St. Peter returns to the gates and they are gone. Unsure of what to do he goes to see Jesus again and tells him, "Jesus, they're gone."

Jesus asks where the men went. St. Peter says, "No, it's not just the men. The gates are gone."



Let's ride bikes.

Cool elevator floor.

Yeah minivans suck.

Cool street painting.


Mini me. (Bud commercial?)

These girls(?) are packing.


- FFL -

- Hello tittie.
- Subway girl.
- Perfect girlfriend.
- Russian lesbians.
- The beer cannon.
- Stealing a laptop.
- Pump that pussy.
- Watermelon love.
- 9/11 jokes. (video)
- Dude you're a Dad.
- Motorcycle stunts.
- This makes you gay.
- Now make an animal.
- Fucking on the couch.
- Clip from Saw 3. Whoa.
- The INTERNET is for porn.
- Check out this DVD player.
- Cool underwater explosion.
- Haha, it says black cocks.
- Strip for me via INTERNET.
- Hi, my name is white trash.
- This is all Canada can fight.
- Gillian Anderson's XXX Files.
- Protect yourself with a baby.
- Hey dude... you can't sing/rap.
- Portrait of Ab Lincoln in pennies.
- A crazy hotel with crazy rooms.
- Never watch a bad movie again.
- Hi. I learned how to fly a plane.
- How well do you know the states?
- I thought this was a tittie at first.
- Girls at the beach. (Come onn tittie?)
- Carmen Electra is hotter than the sun.
- French people rapping should not happen.
- Only fat people would lock their ice cream.
- Pamela fell because of Hep C. Just kidding.
- Tom Cruise doesn't like being on a butt plug.
- You will should be able to sleep right on airplanes.
- This motocross game is better than the other one.
- Fuck her dog THEN her. (Is she hot?.. WAIT.. NO!)
- Well at least they already know they're gay... faggots.

After lunch porn posted on 10/11/06 by Opie


Mother of the year.

A 24/7 live feed in Africa. (I've saw zebras!)

Quick Jokes

- Jesus walks into a motel, throws a bag of nails on the counter and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

- A black baby was born with wings. He asked god if it was because he was an angel. God said nah nigga you a bat.

Q & A

Q: What did the black guy get on his SAT's?
A: Barbeque Sauce.

Q: How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A: Call her and tell her.

Q: What did the one tampon say to the other tampon?
A: Nothing, they're stuck up bitches.

Q: Who makes more money? A drug dealer or a prostitute?
A: A prostitue, she can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q: What do you call a female clown?
A: A Clunt.

Q: What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q: How do you kill 500 flies at once?
A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Q: What is the definition of making love?
A: Something my girlfriend does while I'm fucking her

Q: Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A: Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

Q: Why don't women wear watches?
A: There's a clock on the stove.

Q: Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A: "Is it in?"

Q: How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A: If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.

- FFL -

- Bootay.
- Bikini soccer.
- Bouncing tits.
- Big baby fetish?
- Ms. Diaz burping.
- The village sniper.
- Gothic porn is neat.
- This guy is really gay.
- This man can do it all.
- Mother fucking titties.
- This is fun to play with.
- Holographic advertising.
- What is this, nerd porn?
- I hate little white thugs.
- MJ's "Thriller" with legos.
- She's cute... and naked.
- A blonde with nice tittas.
- Pretty cool dirtbike game.
- The sound of fake titties.
- Jack Black's Fucking Back!
- Holy shit. This bitch is hot.
- To close to the car buddy.
- She needs to shave her bush.
- Kate Moss: Vanity Fair Cover.
- This game makes my head hurt.
- I want to go swimming with her.
- A game coming out for pedophiles.
- Sunlight will cause your Wii to die.
- Jordan Capri in roller blades.. naked.
- CRAZY ASIAN robot that is female.
- You should know I love body paint.
- Caricature art with video. (Very cool)
- The gaydar is going crazy on myspace.
- Blind chick tricked into stripping naked.
- See what money looks like in other countries.
- That big tittied chick Ewa Sonnet is a singer now.
- How to pick the right shades for your dumb head.
- No arms? No problem. (Expect when it comes to masturbation)

Suck ass posted on 10/09/06 by Opie

Out running the cops on a bicycle.

Cool Nike ad.

The next version of the INTERNET.

These dogs are really gay.

Apparently Burger King wants people to choke.


The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.

The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"

The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. "Yes?" replied the teacher. "Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"



No bills!

Prayer is fun.

Here's a funny picture of an otter.

This is 100% real.

Ohh stop.

I need a beer.

He is gay.

Looks like a room full of idiots to me..

- FFL -

- Bono sucks.
- Girls pissing..
- Team ramrod.
- Hot fine asses.
- Fireworks Vs Ass.
- LSD hot dog babes.
- Tabasco in the eye.
- I need a laundry rug.
- Cowgirl cheerleaders.
- Good thing this is fake.
- I bet he bangs puppies.
- Personal trainer fucked.
- Champagne and nipples.
- Keira Knightley sex tape.
- Naked and on the beach.
- Southpark and Warcraft..
- I love Jennifer Love Hewit.
- Fucked hard on the couch.
- Taxidermy on another level.
- This game is freaky and hard.
- Jumping a pond is a bad idea.
- Some more crazy ad pictures.
- 10 best Borat skits of all-time.
- Wasn't she on The Man Show?
- These titties are just ridiculous.
- Kate Moss & Christy Turlington.
- You guys remember Rescue 911?
- I should name my kid Spice then.
- Amanda Bynes is pretty damn hot.
- I like amateur sex, because I do it.
- It's funny because of the balloons.
- The liquid condom has STD all over it.
- There are a lot of titties in this video.
- This dude is an awesome R/C plane flyer.
- Almost 34 minutes of OWNED clips in one.
- Get a fingerprint door lock for your house.
- Google may buy Youtube. (For over a billion)
- 50 most powerful women AKA sugah mommas.
- Everyone go ride your bike after watching this.
- Blonde bikini model with Saw background music.

Have fun. posted on 10/06/06 by Opie

Sooo magic isn't real? Shit.

Dailyshow on myspace. (REALLY funny)

Nick and Aaron Carter are faggots. (From reality show)

This may make you feel warm and fuzzy. Someone hug me via INTERNET!

I'm horny too.

I thought you only saw plays like this in the movies.

I wouldn't fight that tubby bastard.

Heidi Klum and her friends


Johnny was walking to school one day when a rusted, beat up car strolls up next to him.

The driver roles down the window and ask Johnny to take a ride with him. Johnny replies "I'm not allowed to take ride from

The man in the car replies, "I have a piece of candy in here waiting for you." But Johnny stands strong with his decision and keeps walking.

The man still trying to get Johnny in the car replies, "O.K. I have 10 pieces of candy waiting in here for you."

"Shit," Johnny says, "I'll let you cum in my mouth if you give me the whole damn bag."


That's a huge bi... pig.

I've posted a couple of these, but not all. (Good math)

You knew this would happen.

Who gave this African some kool-aid?

Fucking niggers. I mean niggers. Forget it.

Watch out for that bat.


I have yet to see one of these in person.

Not sure.

- FFL -

- Cam slut.
- Hot MILF.
- Dinning tips.
- MSN hottie.
- Sock it to me.
- Borat in Britain.
- I like her titties.
- Fingered in public.
- Parking cars sucks.
- Rubbing the vagina.
- Amateur doggy style.
- Lindsay Lohan boxing.
- Blood Diamond trailer.
- Don't steal this phone.
- Sexy bubble bath fun!
- What the hell is this?..
- I'd take a bath with her.
- ASIANS play crazy games.
- I think she loves the cock.
- Pretty cool shooting game.
- This girl is pretty bad-ass.
- Mix a cocktail via computer.
- I am shocked by this picture.
- This guy jacks off to himself.
- Trailer park boys clip. (Funny)
- Don't mess with my daughter.
- A stupid frog cartoon. I laughed.
- I have problems ironing regularly.
- In case you guys miss Mr. Goatse.
- Why would anyone pierce their car?
- Dog being blown up. (It's fake retard)
- I never go into the whole see saw thing.
- This test is bullshit, I know I'm going to hell.
- High quality space pictures with descriptions.
- Sexual consent. If this was real, I'd kill myself.
- Pretty bad when SHE says she's a whore. I love it.
- You don't need airbags when you have fake titties.
- Is the fire necessary? That one chick has nice boobs.
- In case you wanted to see the whole "Indian kid" movie..
- I couldn't jack off to this.. Through my fucking back out.
- "How a chubby pizza-delivery boy from Idaho became a drug kingpin"

Doorstep porn posted on 10/04/06 by Opie


Oh, this is new.

30 things I learned from porn

1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy cummers.
11. People in the 70's couldn't cum unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes,the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patients cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
29. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
30. Dorky guys never have to beg.

- FFL -

- I'd do her.
- Lexi Marie.
- Hot MILFS.
- Heidi Klum.
- Makeup sex.
- Sex consent.
- Kate's booty.
- Johanna Klum.
- This isn't right.
- Funny T-shirts.
- Hot plastic babe.
- Bitches in Space.
- Cool hockey clip.
- Scarlett Johansson.
- Brains versus Style.
- View porn in private.
- Walk the tight-rope.
- 160 megapixel camera.
- Code Name: The Cleaner.
- EMO rangers. (Pretty good)
- The human trampoline.. uh.
- Jay walking is always funny.
- Banned corvette commercial.
- Oh he's going to go platinum.
- Sexual experimentation video.
- Most end zone dances are gay.
- A bunch of stupid cat pictures.
- The turtle is making that sound.
- Your name in Russian would be?...
- The INTERNET is really just for porn.
- Why couldn't they pull a tittie out?
- Top 10 bad sportsmanship moments.
- Hungarian playmate home sex video.
- I can't wait for the new Rocky movie.
- Want to know what a certain bug is?
- Hey, it's a UK teen with weird nipples.
- Chick from Everybody loves Raymond.
- Since when are ASIANS gay? Oh wait..
- To bad the post office didn't have this.
- Who doesn't like hot girls dancing naked?
- I want to see Jessica Simpson butt naked.
- I would slap someone if I saw them doing this.
- His wife probably push him into the elephants path.
- Be careful with what you have in your clipboard. (ctrl+c)
- Do bad stuff on the PC while at work. (And not get caught)

Party with nobody invited posted on 10/02/06 by Opie

Last months post will be up shortly..

That dancing Indian kid has a awesome fight scene!

I didn't see that coming.

Football players are crazy. (The head stomp)

Doing loops and rolls in a helicopter.

Cumming on a stranger? Nah..

You have to be a dumbass in order to beat an elephant.

Police Chase Accidents


A young fellow ran into an old man who was carrying a bag.

"What's in the bag?" the youngster asked.

"magic apples", the old man replied.

"Prove it", said the young man.

"Well, besides apples, what is your favorite two fruits?" asked the old man.

"Watermelon and peaches", he answered.

The man handed him an apple and told him to try it out. The boy took a bite and said that it tasted like a watermelon. "OK, turn it over", he said.

The boy did and took another bite and said that it tasted like a peach.

The youngster still wasn't convinced that they were magic.

The old fellow told him to name something else that he liked to eat.

"I like to eat pussy." he snapped.

The man handed him another apple and told him to try it.

He took a big bite, spit it out, wiped his mouth and exclaimed, "That tasted like shit".

The old man looked at him, smiled and said, "Turn it over."

- FFL -

- Beach BJ.
- Drunk ass.
- Blonde orgy.
- Fart pudding.
- Adriana Lima.
- Teen boobies!
- Satan is a cock.
- Nice body on her.
- 1, 2, 3, 4 girls. Yay.
- Crazy yoga master.
- Advertising geniuses.
- No, just stop please.
- Snoop Dogg's house.
- Big Brothers watching.
- Titties in your shower.
- Webcam babe gets jiggy.
- Escape from Bayside high.
- Hot Desperate Housewife.
- Gisele heats it up in Taxi.
- Naked and wearing a crown.
- All the reality shows in one.
- Why do girls use cucumbers?
- So this is a suicide ATTEMPT?
- Hacking a fingerprint scanner.
- That's a weird looking sex toy.
- Indy car explodes into pieces.
- Tons of amateur people fucking.
- Now this is a pile up on the highway.
- Her titties and ass sure are pretty
- He'd only be lucky if he banged her.
- This Professor is stoned off his ass.
- She's on a webcam, so she's a slut.
- Apparently weed comes in pills now.
- Make your ice cream look like spaghetti.
- Holly Valance kicks ass and gets dressed.
- OK.This is this coolest little R/C airplane ever.
- Clones of famous people. (Very good shop skills)
- Hard Candy is a fucked up movie. (Go watch it!)
- This is fucking stupid. I'm going to post it though.
- Newspaper front pages from 36 countries. (Daily)


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