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� oh boy posted on 10/15/07 by Opie

POWER THIRST 2!

This may make you pee your pants.

New bike!

Sucker punch.

Sexy body painting. (No sound)

People are dumb.

Getting waxed.

What is going on here?
There are four kinds of sex

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

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A whale has beached itself.

They must be family.

DAMN NIGGA!

View these in order
- FFL -

- Boobs.
- Blondie.
- Sorry babe.
- Luna's a cutie.
- Random babes.
- ASIAN bath fun.
- Nice deepthroat.
- Sex punishment.
- Alisha is a hottie.
- Two hot blondes.
- Winning her back
- College girl orgies.
- Naughty lesbians.
- She can take it all.
- Big is not beautiful.
- This vagina is scary.
- Warning Adults Only
- Britney's pussy pics.
- Google has the 411.
- Hot chick compilation.
- Bunch of cool crashes.
- That is a big ass hole.
- Classic break-up letter.
- Two cocks and a dildo.
- Just a bunch of hotties.
- Check out Nicole Richie.
- What a stupid Kangaroo.
- Keira Knightley montage.
- Another fag on Youtube.
- I wanta go to a porn expo.
- Making of the Silver Surfer.
- Sexy Halloween Costumes!
- Anyone remember this? haha
- I can't wait to bang a robot.
- The Britney Spears sex tape.
- Find your fuck buddy tonight!
- FBI's top 12 deaths of the year.
- Walking while dildoing<-- new word!
- Apparently this is a dishonest seller.
- Fat black girls dancing.. Like white girls.
- Cali schools are Ok for gays and perverted boys!

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� butter posted on 10/12/07 by Opie

No saying the N-word in porn.

Stabbing = shorter lives? (The Onion is ~~teh~~the funny)

Get the fuck out!

MS Paint is the shit.

Donkey Kong in real life.

ASSSS!
Joke
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies..."I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you,"

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just About everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you crying?"

"Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween Party."

- FFL -

- Squirt!
- Nice ass.
- Fuck pal.
- Bull riding.
- College tits.
- Hot babes.
- Ginger kids!
- Girls kissing.
- Rachel Perry.
- Yay for pain.
- Porn be here.
- Bedroom babe.
- Estella Warren.
- Masterbeating.
- Teen cum fest.
- 1, 2, 3 lesbians!
- Hot young chick.
- The g-spot is real.
- Bloody anal... haha
- Drunk cheerleaders.
- Teen cream shower.
- Possum death spree.
- Vagina weight lifting.
- This game looks neat.
- The happiest baby ever.
- Banned Axe commercial.
- Lesbians are your friend.
- Sunny Lane is a dirty girl.
- Interview with Britney's kids.
- I can't wait to shoot some geese.
- Crank dat homeless man? Horrible.
- Another cool tower defense game.
- Shock your Trick or Treaters via doorbell.

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� geee posted on 10/10/07 by Opie

W.O.W

DANCE-FOR-ME-.
Joke

A little boy was playing doctor with his neighbor girl and was about to stick his finger in he privates when his mother caught them.

So she takes him and paddles his ass and tells him do you ever stick your finger up there. You'll get your finger bit off girl have teeth in their privates.

So 20 years pass and he gets a girlfriend and they date for 6 months or so and he never tries to have sex with her.

So one night they are out and she asks him is there something wrong with me? He says no. Why do you ask?

She says well we've been going out for along time and you've never tried getting in my pants.

He says well you've got teeth in your pussy all girl do.

My mom told me so and she never lied to me about anything. She says no here I'll show you, so she pulls down her panties and spreads her pussy open and says see no teeth in there.

And he says well with bad breath and rotten gums like that no wonder you ain't got no teeth

- FFL -

- Hottie.
- Case 52.
- Nice ass.
- Arm / Dildo.
- Sexy shirts.
- Naked lunch.
- Choco-Chick.
- Young cutie.
- Cheerleaders.
- Teen wetness.
- Funny T-Shirts.
- Female gamers.
- I like her outfit.
- Russian teen sluts.
- Haunted furniture.
- 107 flips on a ride.
- Hayden Panettiere.
- Wo-mens bathrooms.
- Halloween Costumes.
- Near death for orgasm.
- Hello Vida and her ass.
- Apparently she's a slut.
- Come onnn ASIAN tittie!
- Pretty Hot and Tempting.
- Anal beads gone wrong.
- Is your roommate a dick?
- This is a great gameshow.
- Wifi Signal Detecting Shirt.
- College whores getting boned.
- Which pixar character are you?
- That's a big puddle of vagina juice.
- Carolina Ardohain is bringin' sexy back.

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� oh dear posted on 10/08/07 by Opie

Dane Cook gets 2 million myspace friends.

Smart seagull.

She's having problems.

Hammer time!

Human LCD screen.

Van Damme has failed.

Still the hottest video ever.
Joke

A nun walked into Mother Superior's office and plunked down into a chair. She let out a sigh, heavy with frustration."What troubles you, Sister?" asked the Mother Superior. "I thought this was the day you spent with your family.""It was," sighed the Sister. "And I went to play golf with my brother.

You know I was quite a talented golfer before I devoted my life to Christ.""I seem to recall that," the Mother Superior agreed. "So your day of recreation was not relaxing?""Far from it," snorted the Sister. "In fact, I even took the Lord's name in vain today!""Goodness, Sister!" gasped the Mother Superior. "You must tell me all about it!" "Well, we were on the fifth tee...and this hole is a monster, Mother.

A 540 yard Par 5, with a nasty dogleg left and a hidden green...and I hit the drive of my life.

The sweetest swing I ever made....it was flying straight and true, right along the line I wanted...and it hit a bird in mid-flight, not 100 yards off the tee!"

"Oh my!" commiserated the Mother. "How unfortunate! But surely that didn't make you blaspheme, Sister!" "No, that wasn't it," admitted Sister. "While I was still trying to fathom what had happened, this squirrel ran out of the woods, grabbed my ball and ran off down the fairway!" "Oh, that would have made me blaspheme!" sympathized the Mother Superior."But I didn't, Mother Superior!" sobbed the Sister. "I was so proud of myself!

While I was pondering whether this was a sign from God, this hawk swooped down, grabbed the squirrel and flew off, with my ball still clutched in the squirrel's paws!" "So that's when you cursed," said the Mother with a knowing smile. "Nope, that wasn't it either," cried the Sister, anguished, "....as the hawk started to fly out of sight, the squirrel started struggling, and the hawk dropped him right on the green.

The ball popped out of the squirrel's paws and rolled to about 18 inches from the cup! "Mother Superior sat abruptly back in her chair, folded her arms across her chest, fixed the Sister with a baleful stare and said..."You missed the fucking putt, didn't you?"

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DAMN NIGGA!

Motivationals.

Perfect.

Who doesn't belong?

TP wedding dresses.
- FFL -

- Remote.
- Michelle.
- Not ugly.
- Super sex.
- Dice game.
- Oh shit son.
- Very nice ass.
- Sex Ed in Iraq.
- Girls gone wild.
- Big ass titties.
- Girls next door.
- Webcam tease.
- Nympho bitches.
- Anna Kournikova.
- Cool pirate game.
- The techno viking.
- Eva Angelina. (Hot)
- Sex on home video.
- Ask him something.
- Wedding in Walmart.
- Women talk to much.
- Making out via shower.
- Sexual position tutorial.
- ASIAN people are weird.
- Wish I could fuck twins.
- Single Mom aka stripper.
- 15 year old gets peppered.
- These cushions are bad ass.
- Why the wheel was invented.
- A hooker is all this freak can get.
- Halloween Costumes girls lookin hot!
- Watch out for those myspace babes.
- Potatoes and pussy go well together.
- $1000 pizza?! The black dude is funny.
- Another mp3 sharer goes go down.. hard.
- Keys open doors.. Funny since it's a rap song.
- She fucks niggers. OOPS I meant niggers. Shit.
- The Truth About Bottled Water. (Penn & Teller)
- In case you're dumb and never seen this before..

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� ahhhhhh posted on 10/05/07 by Opie

Now this song is awesome.

Listen to Daddy.

Never seen a giraffe fight.

Chopping heads off again.

When flaming shots go wrong.

Magic hippo water.

Nice stripping.
How the fight started

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car... and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it... he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"

and that's when the fight started..

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DAMN NIGGA!

What a whore cat.

College kids are funny.
- FFL -

- KFC.
- Holy ass.
- Real sex.
- Hot MILF.
- Home video.
- Houston 620.
- Billy's balloon.
- Tender words.
- College Honey.
- I see lesbians.
- Fashion shows.
- Stupid peacock.
- Hooray for porn.
- Football Lingerie.
- Free porn for you.
- This dude is weird.
- To Catch a Predator.
- Swedish snow angel.
- Halloween costumes.
- Is this your girlfriend?
- High School Musical 2.
- How to cross the road.
- Guy will eat ANYTHING.
- Teen gets ass-humped.
- Deepthroat via webcam.
- These lasers are badass.
- Man's leg found in smoker.
- Deaf people are racist too.
- OK, that's enough pee pee.
- Best webcam break-up ever.
- Wanta see a human autopsy?
- Why do people love cam girls?
- These black people frighten me.
- Lingerie for men. What the hell?
- Spears will lose custody of her kids.. haha
- This may be useful when you appear on Jeopardy.

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� ---- posted on 10/03/07 by Opie

W.O.W

Washing the titties.
Joke

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they have "covertly" funded a project with the the U.S. auto makers for the past 5 years whereby the auto makers were installing black-box voice recorders in 4-wheel drive pickup trucks & SUV's in an effort to determine in fatal accidents, the circumstances of the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 45 of 50 states, the recorded last words of the drivers in 61.2% of the fatal crashes were, " OH S==T!"

Only the states of Texas, Arkansas, Mississippi, Louisiana & Alabama were different where 89.3% of the final words were "HOLD MY BEER, I'M GONNA TRY SOMETHIN'"!!!

- FFL -

- Nice tits.
- Great rack.
- Great body.
- Body work.
- Oh dear god.
- Perfect ass.
- Fuck buddy.
- Sophia Bush.
- Female racing!
- Spermhungry.
- Girls going wild.
- Skydiving crash.
- Barefoot models.
- Hot photoshoot.
- I like nice booties.
- Sexy office bitch.
- Black people steal.
- Kat Von D is sexy.
- Chris Croker on Maury.
- Superman Vs Doomsday.
- Drunk blonde sucks cock.
- Oil massage. (Van Wilder)
- Crying during anal? Uh oh.
- New Super Mario Galaxy game.
- She can babysit at my house.
- Fake tits for construction work.
- Undressing Scarlett Johansson.
- 18Yr teen bitch tries to deepthroat.
- Sexy Halloween Costumes & killer tees!
- Parody of Soulja Boy "Crank Dat".. haha.
- This man is odd looking. Point and laugh!
- When they start this in church I'm killing myself.
- Will Smith is remaking The Karate Kid... He's dumb.
- My question is, why leave her? (She's probably a nut)

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� yo fags posted on 10/01/07 by Opie

You will laugh at this.

This is just weird.

Illusions in real life.

Extreme horse shots.

Knocking down a kid.

Ball Vs kid.

Holy shit #1

Holy shit #2
Joke

Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his class,but she belonged to someone else.

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I�ll give you a 1000 dollars if you let me screw you, but the girl said NO.

Johnny said I�ll be fast, I�ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down,I�ll be finished by the time you pick it up.

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....

So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for 2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won�t even be able to get his pants down.

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. 30 mins goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

She said "THE BASTARD USED COINS!!!!"

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