Damn this cold.. posted on 01/30/04 by Shane




Switches on the wrong end.




That's a huge fish.




What a lovely puppy.




Jesus is always watching..




Which is it?




Remember when he was doing that skit on Conan?




Stupid is as.. scratch that..




One honest Mom for ya.

Owned




She fall down the hole.



- FFL -

- Mona Lisa smile.
- Old school repost.
- The end is the best.
- Kinda like Punch-Out.
- Mike Rowe is banking.
- Mutiplayer darts game.
- A different penguin game.
- This is a great cell phone.
- How'd it get there anyway?
- Quite a few games to play.
- Here's some ladies for you.
- This game is too addicting.
- Gross... Gas the little fucker.
- Picture of the lady that killed goatse.
- So this is what a mad cow sounds like.
- This Toyota commercial is funny as hell.
- Haha these two can't be around each other.
- How many of these are there? (this one keeps score)

35 comments Water sucks, beer is better posted on 01/29/04 by Shane




Assuming this was edited haha.




Well here's that guy off American Idiol.. SHE BANGS!




Lucky dog.




What will those Asians think of next!




Someone hates those things as much as I do.




Something you stoners will like.




Made me laugh for some reason.




Hey that ain't right! [/sarcasm]




We need more of these.. I keed.

A midget walked into a whore house. A lady comes up to him and asks what he wants. He says he wants the biggest slut there. Now no woman wants to be considered the biggest slut so they all drew straws and Mary lost. So Mary and the midget walk into a room, and 5 minutes later, all the women hear a big scream and a thud. They all come rushing into the room and see Mary on the floor in a faint and the midget standing there with a 3 foot dick hanging out. The women are all in awe and one of the bravest girls asks is she can touch it.
"Alright," the midget says, " but NO sucking. I used to be 6 foot tall!"

- FFL -

- Gay pimp?
- 3D Sledding.
- Don't spit, swallow.
- I like this black guy!
- Typing game, adult style.
- This Ferrari got fucked up.
- Well Christmas is over but..
- Click ,click an another click.
- You're pill, stop the viruses.
- Go back in time, kind of dumb.
- This some kind of new fetish?
- Punk O Matic, no not the show.
- Don't you just love that white tail?
- CIA gadgets on display. Pretty cool.
- Donna D'Errico sex tape.. Hilton style.
- Fight club was rip off of Calvin and Hobbes.
- Pepsi must need more teens drinking pepsi.
- I always wanted to know how to punk dance.
- Annoying things in 2003, yeah a bit late I guess.

13 comments Rock out with my cock out. posted on 01/28/04 by Shane

Alright so I'm reading my free copy of Maxim and see this nifty little gadget. I think what I could do with this. I realize I could get away with this in strip clubs easily. What does this mean? Next time I go to the strip club(s) I'll get some of my friends to pose and take some "top secret" ones and post the shit out of them here. Unless I get arrested or kicked out by the owners HAHAHAHAHA.. wait a second.. Check out the specs on that fucker by clicking the image.

Here's some other crap for you. Not much, I've been working on the site a little..



This is actually funny considering who's in it.




Kids today..




Who doesn't belong?




Sorry French people, couldn't resist.




Hmmm she's kinda hot.




What is this dude on?




Great special at KFC.




That monkey is crazy!




Where's my penis? err I mean..

Old, but good

Little Johnny was 12 years old and like other boys his age, rather curious. He ad been hearing quite a bit about "courting" from the older boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his questions to his mother who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtain one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. So he did. The following morning, Johnny described everything to his mom.

"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while; then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured sis must be getting sick, because she started looking funny. He must have thought so too because he put is hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just like the doctor would; except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart.

"I guess he was getting sick too because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time she got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when the fever started. I know it was a fever 'cause sis told him she felt really hot.

"Finally, I found out what was making them so sick -- a big eel had gotten inside him somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, HONEST! Anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away.

"When sis saw it she got really scared. Her eyes got big and her mouth fell open. She started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen. I should tell her about the ones down at the lake.

"Anyway, sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she made a noise and let the eel go. I guess it bit her back. Then she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel.

"The eel put up a heck of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost tipped the couch over. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them.

"After a while, they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up and, sure enough, they had killed the eel. I knew it was dead because it just hung there limp and some of its insides were hanging out.

"Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle but they went back to courting anyhow. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are just like cats -- they have nine lives or something.

"This time sis jumped up and tried to kill the eel by sitting on it. After about a 15 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I know it was dead this time 'cause I saw sis' boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet"

22 comments derr der I eat buttons posted on 01/27/04 by Shane




Was going to post sooner but link died, but I re-encoded for ya.





These guys have some problems and apparently not any balls.





Alright remember this? Well whit actually did it too.

One sign that you watch the best show in the world (24) is:

You get pull over and demand immunity and a full pardon before you tell him why he pulled you over.

( I couldn't think of anymore haha )





Ok who posted another one of my muscle pics online?
Finally a joke you girls will like

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.

God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."

With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.

God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here.

- FFL -

- Oh yeah!!!
- Don't be hatin'.
- Shit this is hard.
- Sloppy fat asses.
- Funny Ad banners.
- Break-dancers are the devil.
- That kid has nuts on his face!
- Look it's the garden of weed-den.
- Drunken Elephants.. Next on 20/20.

P.S. Goddamn this new virus going around. Block your goddamn ports.

10 comments Lenny the Llama is a superstar posted on 01/26/04 by Shane



Hmm... I would of dug in out first and put it on metal.



I've posted this before, but some forums members took it upon themselves to make some of their own. Now of some you need to be a forum member to get some of this. It's funny regardless.

- This is s8en!
- You a gangsta!
- Check out Justin!
- Trish has nice tits.
- Holy shit it's Lenny!
- By one of my mods.
- That's to bad Sarah.
- Entensity rocks my cock.
- Haha one by God aka Kevin Smith.
- God put my picture on this one. haha
- Juice says he doesn't have a small penis.

JFK got shot right? Well IMDB took it upon themselves to make a joke about this! I am disgusted by them and sent several hate e-mails. Well not really.. I will visit their site more often now.
Hold your mouse over JFK's image.

Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink. The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"

Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?"

The captain replied, "Screw the children!"

Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said, "Do we have time?"




It was a cracka!





New sex toy too?
- FFL -

- Dead letter?
- Pixel game.
- Bloody cunt.
- Hmmmm crazy.
- I like squirrels.
- Fun with Dean.
- I love Family Guy.
- Nintendo Bloopers.
- I like these bikinis.
- Psychological Exam.
- Gay with a capital G.
- Make your own tank.
- That monkey is crazy!
- Whoo murder pictures.
- Indiana Jones like game.
- Gun shots in slow motion.
- That freeze guy is so cool.
- Think you could carry all this?
- Captain Kangaroo died Friday..
- Read 160 different newspapers.
- 81 bucks? I paid 300 for mine!
- Move the boxes around and stuff.
- What's your work space look like?
- You can't do this shit in the army?
- Butt art.. coming to a gallery near you.
- People like this are on.. drum roll... AOL.
- Level it out, not sure how far it goes to.
- I swear there will be a car with just rims one day.

19 comments I'd hit it twice on the first date! posted on 01/23/04 by Shane



Remember the mario thing that ended up being fake? Well these aren't.




You've probably seen this, but I never posted it.




I bet this pissed a few of you off. HA HA!




I wouldn't know captain.. or would I?




Get those Mr. Pointies out girls.




What type of store is this?




This person needs to be shot.




Fatass.




Kind of like a crop circle.



Yummy. (It's graphic, show to kids)
Micheal Jackson joke:

A little girl goes to a barber shop with her father. As the barber cuts her father's hair, the little girl stand next to the chair, eating a snack cake.

The barber looks down at the little girl and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your twinkie."

"I know," replies the little girl, "I'm gonna get tits, too!!"

- FFL -

- I hate spam.
- Cough.. bullshit.
- Better than GGW
- Uh this is freaky.
- Gravity is a bitch.
- Instant Audience!
- This is swimwear?
- Brown Recluse fun.
- Crazy battle? Yep.
- Clay shooting is fun.
- Jordan's baby game.
- Naked girls with guns.
- Booble... google is dead.
- Human clock. (a different one)
- Another great site for LSD fans.
- You know this dude is really 27?
- It's a GOD Stopper. AKA the devil.
- My girlfriend's dumb little sister's journal.
- Free XXX Passwords at UltraPasswords.com.
- Here's the fucker that got goatse shut down.
- Who wants to be a Millionaire game. Have fun.

The DNS on my new server has updated, the new domain for it is en-network.com It won't really be used for anything though. Just something for kicks. After each month the URLS on the post will change, so you'll have to check the archives. Ask Lenny if you don't know where that is.

A few more things:

E-mag is still coming this year, when? I have no idea. It will be really huge and when I start it, so be patient.

It's be mentioned before that I should sell t-shirts on this site. I have a few ideas from my fucked up head.. so that may be something else on the "to do" list.

30 comments Hey posted on 01/22/04 by Shane



Who put my picture online?

I just finished configuring my new server and mainly waiting for the dns to update. I am uploading everything (post wise) to my other server so you guys can have the archives back.

Since this damn site is pulling roughly 30k people a day now it's needed and will be well worth it, since I'll have more bandwidth to add even better crap.

On Friday I should have quite a bit for you guys to jack off too. Be sure to keep on submitting stuff to the site.

That is all.

22 comments He was trying to cast a spell on me or.. posted on 01/21/04 by Shane



Bad news is..



I still want to be an astronaut!



He must of got tired from the porn thing online.



Seen this before, but not the little story.



Pie.



Is that a penis?



I hate that song.



W-T-F!?



Uhh what the hell (ring, tampon, large clit, or penis?)
Idiots:

IDIOTS AT WORK:
I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature I had just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared the signature to the one I had just signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: too many deer were being hit by cars and he didn't want them to cross there anymore.

IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.

IDIOT SIGHTING #1:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."

IDIOT SIGHTING #2:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectectually-challenged coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"

IDIOT SIGHTING #3:
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear co-worker who was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

IDIOT SIGHTING #4:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.

IDIOT SIGHTING #5:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
"Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side."


- FFL -

- Gay monsters.
- Pussy football.
- Slap that Mime!
- I'm Brain Fellow.
- Who's shit is this?
- Very cool flash site.
- They need any help?
- The computer sucks.
- He's staring at his ass.
- And you bitch about child birth.
- Here's some video clips for ya.
- If it's square how can it "wheel"?
- I love black people. Dumb honkies
- When did Gary Coleman turn white?
- I told you guys drugs are bad.. Mmkay.
- The person that made this is such a retard.

I got another server coming for the site, so that means ...mo' shit! You can thank me be donating or continue with your thumb up your ass.

Verfied paypal users only: shane@entensity.net

17 comments Mmmm Peanut butter and Gumballs. posted on 01/20/04 by Shane



Great way to get shot.



Low bridge.



Keep on downloading!



They were out of goats.



Check out the sign and the big ass shadow while your at it.
One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws.

At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.

The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0.

The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.

The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."

- FFL -

- Keyboard?
- She's naked.
- Kind of weird.
- Bullshit news.
- Penis for sale!
- Bush Invaders.
- Blow me down!
- Naked clothes.
- Mario vs Sonic.
- Mix some sites up.
- This is a fun game.
- Now this has levels.
- I hate American Idol.
- Drinking game tonight.
- Check out this then this.
- Monty Python.. lego style.
- Secret messages in web sites?
- Kick some names and take some ass.
- Guess what's being drawn. (Fun stuff)

Oh and don't worry the archives and some of this months post will be back online in a few days. I'm in the process of getting another server now. (another terabyte)

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