As seen on TV.. but wait there's more! posted on 01/19/04 by Shane



This is crazy and not safe for work. P.S. that's not pee.



R.I.P Goatse.



Ha ha I'm stumped on this on.



More like Scary Pan.
- FFL -

- War game.
- I like toast.
- Play Speed.
- Thanks man.
- He humps this.
- Internet Helpdesk.
- Pinky is angry. Kill it.
- Holy shit, a snow car.
- The world population.
- I'd buy a car from him.
- Hey Maxy, what's this?
- I need some Mo' Jesus.
- Haha, bitch got owned
- This is some bad ass art.
- Time traveler? Horseshit.
- Slap hands.. Slap hands.
- I wish I had X-ray vision.
- Well, she sure isn't clean.
- Find the gold.. You minor.
- Waking up to a lovely fart.
- Run from cops and be cool.
- Damn, this bitch girl can draw.
- Do lots of drugs, then play this.
- You should really buy this DVD.
- Planet of the apes is coming true!
- Jew-unit? Eat your heart out Hitler.
- I like the ranks you get on this one.
- LOL - the worst web abbreviation ever.
- Pretty neat pictures of storms and such.
- Want to go bowling?.. on the net of course.
- She looks like a little baby.. "Come mere I'm gonna.."

28 comments Hey nice legs. When do they open? posted on 01/16/04 by Shane



US troops are so cool.



Matt's brother was shot last Sunday evening as he was getting off guard duty at his base in southern Baghdad. He took an ak47 round to the chest, which caught the top part of the body armor. It knocked him 4 feet backwards and out cold for 5 minutes.

That's crazy.



What the FUCK is wrong with the guy?!

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back? Here are the testimonials of a few people who did....

1) I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow And asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew better

2) My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing! He calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!

3) We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!



I think she also had an accident
- FFL -

- Twinkies rule.
- I don't get it.
- Suicide family.
- Want to play 9ball?
- Ha made you laugh.
- Damn I failed math.
- So how's your brain?
- Gimp Roulette, I lost.
- This weeks Jesus is...
- I must see this movie.
- This a new M.J. Video?
- Play football while taking a piss.
- Apparently he wants an Elephant.
- Don't you just love these warning labels?
- West Virginia was for sale and I missed it.
- Another soul for sale, ebay will ditch it shortly.
- Go to page 4 (middle) for what he does for a living.
- Here's some commercials that just might be funny?

Oh yeah, you idiots need stop bitching about this site stealing from others. (all 6 of you) 70 or 80% of the shit posted is user submitted.(hence the submit page and forums.)

If you want to put facts out, every site similar to this one "steals" images or links from others. I mean really, where do you think other site's get them? User submitted most likely too.

Site's that come up with long daily post simply have to much time on there hands and to tell you the truth no one reads it. They go straight to the links and images.
(except maddox of course and the site's I have linked - The one's I read anyway.)

Also since it's going to be raining all weekend, Sunday I'm probably going to be home and work on the site's sections quite a bit. Maybe some new stuff too.

P.S. I bet about ten people out of the thousands read all that shit above.

That is all.

39 comments It's cold in here and my nipples are hard posted on 01/15/04 by Shane



Can you put the Rubik's Cube together like this guy?

E-mail I got:

"So there is this 'clan' on xbox live that apparently takes the game way too seriously... and I guess they kind of made a rap making fun of the clans that they beat, which I might add is the gayest thing I've ever heard.."

Here's the gangsta rap: westsideee

Holy edit: This fat ass seems to have changed the mp3 so I'll leave that one up to show his ignorance and post the one originally posted: ta da

More crap:



Of course I had to throw something extra to it.



Nice dildo cupcake.



How the hell..



Where's the friend holding her hair?



Reminds me of the F-media on the right.

- FFL -

- Yummy.
- Nintendo PC.
- Disco Ball game.
- Rate the booty.
- Holy shit Yahtzee.
- So stupid I had to post it.
- Doesn't this just piss you off.
- Twisted pleasure? I prefer foil.
- Throw knifes at some midgets, not really.
- Rolling Stone free for a year. (Better hurry)
- See ladies, I don't forget about you boo boo kitty fucks.
- Interview with Seth MacFarlane (Family Guy). Old, but funny.
- Here's that new Britney vid, I'd so do her. (Right click, save target as)

21 comments I miss Pippi Longstocking haha posted on 01/14/04 by Shane



Forum member "god" made this, he rules and looks like Kevin Smith.



Don't you just love kid books?



My store.



What a fruit.



Saddam's crib. Yep I said crib.

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: Gay

- FFL -

- I still hate cats.
- Pants for gays?
- It gets harder.
- Kamasutra fun.
- I hate spam too.
- Hmmmm... lesbians?
- The price is wrong bitch.
- I have these on my walls.
- It's P-unit! (real player needed)
- Move the stick around some shit.
- Hey Stanton, how's your Weasel?
- That's not an Alien, it's a dead cat.
- I never even though about doing this.
- That's all I need is more hallucinations.

Buy this fucking DVD, it rules.

19 comments Holy shit a cat. posted on 01/13/04 by Shane



At least he made it



It's EXTREME Segway!



Someone named this image hitlery.



It's secure there.



Slugs have it pretty bad.

Bill and John went on a nature walk deep in the woods when Bill happened upon a rattlesnake. Bill wasn't paying attention and he was bitten right between the legs on his private parts.

John, seeing this, tried to help his friend up but the pain was too intense so he told Bill "Okay, you stay here and I'll go get Doc Brown." and John ran down the hill towards town.

John arrived at the doctor's office just as the doctor was leaving. The doc's sister had fallen off a bar stool and hit her head and he had to go see her first but he said to John,"When you get back to Bill, What you have to do is, with a knife, cut an "X" in the wound and suck the venom out."

"Okay Doc," said John and he headed back to the woods. Bill was sitting with his back against a tree in terrible pain when he saw John coming back up the hill.

"What did the Doc say ?" Bill asked. "You're gonna die."said John.

Ladies don't get offended, these are jokes:

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead?

The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.

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Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it!

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What's the best thing about a blow job from an Ethiopian woman?

You know she'll swallow.

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What do you say to a woman who has two black eyes?

Nothing, she has already been told twice.

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What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down?

Slap her.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Let the bitch do the ironing in the dark.

- FFL -

- Rocky 6?
- Dart game.
- Color puzzle.
- Torque game.
- Michael Dragson.
- They were probed.
- Eggrun, pretty easy.
- Drawing while on LSD.
- Her skin fell off.. Snake.
- Quite a few games here.
- Not eating fast food again.
- Driver's Ed test. (repost?)
- Internet tennis is addictive.
- Pretty funny at the start, but gets dumb.
- Remember the link about a kid getting stuck in this?
- How to insult, swear, cuss, and curse in 133 languages.

13 comments crap posted on 01/12/04 by Shane



Ghetto U-Haul

Too much beer saturday, big post tomorrow.

37 comments Let's fuck to celebrate. posted on 01/09/04 by Shane



Oh man, I couldn't stop laughing.



Mortal Kombat Outakes. Find the Easter Eggs. Best flash ever.



Goatse on the beach, how nice.



You tell that cop buddy.

A magician worked on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.

The audience was different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.

Once he understood, he started shouting in middle of the show:

"Look, it's not the same hat!", "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table." "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot.

One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word.

This went on for one day and then another. On the third day, the parrot could not hold back: "OK, I give up. Where's the fucking boat?

- FFL -

- Big Dick Lake.
- Soccer game.
- It's a spaceship game.
- Another Blackjack game.
- Well he wanted my opinion, GAY.
- Toilet train your cat, god I hate cats.
- Damn it's edited. (That's sarcasm retards.)

Oh yeah and thanks to the 34,760 people that decided to visit the site yesterday. I'm impressed.

23 comments Let's put a GIANT T in his yard. posted on 01/08/04 by Shane

Forums are open again



This Lion was fighting for his life, I was going for him.



Wonder when more will surface?

A girl must of sent this in:

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman.

The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to drop off. Otherwise they are all going to fall.

They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as a woman she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, and for men in general, without ever getting anything in return.

As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands....



What's your name? He'll write it on the wall.



Oh really now?



Click the image...Too bad they changed it.

- FFL -

- Crazy cracka!
- Where's Waldo?
- Funny or not?
- Holy shit, Juggle.
- Those crazy japs!
- Oh and he's a black guy.
- A new type of snake game.
- Another snowboarding game.
- OWNEDDDDD... I keed yet again.
- "Hey butthead, change the channel."
- Make a face, this is a different one.
- This will offend you guys from the UK.
- A lemonade stand game. I don't get it.
- Wow, I just realized the date on this too.
- All right, go take some nice LSD and start clicking.
- Remember when I posted this? Well I got the DVD and it rules. BUY IT!

26 comments Look Mama, It's the Devil. posted on 01/07/04 by Shane



OWNED! Yep.



Hitler needs a hug.

A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw so he sees another man on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but he can't hear, so he does sign language. The man on the 3rd floor does sign language. He points at his eye meaning "I", points at his knee meaning "need", and moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion.

The man on the 1st floor knods his head, pulls down his pants, and starts masturbating.

The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to the 1st floor and says," What the fuck is wrong with you dumbass? I said I need handsaw!!"

The other guy says," I knew that, I was just trying to tell you I'm coming."

I find the dumbest shit funny.

- FFL -

- Pretty neat.
- Matching game.
- Ha, "Rub and play".
- Lots of games here.
- This is a bit to easy.
- Smiley puzzle game.
- That Nazi barbie rules.
- Contest in photoshop.
- Want to be an porn star?
- Check out these 80's commercials!
- Jesus + Free PlayStation 2 = Underpants.
- Posted her pictures the other day, now this.
- Oh yeah, I'm going to Chuck E. Cheese's now.
- I want to buy an Island and name it "Beaver Island".
- Diesel truck drivers can't drive very well.. Apparently.

44 comments Bloody hell.. HA HA I'm English posted on 01/06/04 by Shane



Wow, it hypnotizes me.



One of the best lines on SNL by Chris Farley.



Little something I made.. I rule.

- FFL -

- Animated video.
- Circus with cunts.
- This is a bar code.
- Fantastic Costumes.
- How to shit in the woods.
- Want your "salad" tossed?
- I may go see Peter Pan after all.
- Those are some big titties. I keed.
- UFO photos. Don't step in the bullshit.
- Something for you fucking jews. [/nazi comment]
- Hey kids! Now you can break into houses with this guide.
- It's better to just go get who they want and put the phone on the floor.

Oh yeah.. stop e-mailing me about joining the forums. I'll open them back up later this week.

12 comments What is your Major Mallfunction, Numnuts! posted on 01/05/04 by Shane



Guys trust me.. Don't even watch this haha. (This girl is evil)



By crocy, Big fucking deal.

Here's the story here. (I'm sure you heard)



That's only happened to me like twice... I think

- FFL -

- Ouch.
- Face editor.
- How the fuck..
- Hmmm.. Sex toys.
- This zoo is CRAZY.
- Hungover? Go here.
- Umbrellas for dogs...
- Be the gay paparazzi.
- Poorly drawn animals.
- Hey look a 3d pacman.
- He's right, that is gay.
- That's a lot of pennies.
- Shoot the fucking birds.
- Oh no.. live chat network.
- Don't get caught cheating.
- Celebs with no make-up on.
- Kim is hot and visits this site.
- Been trying to think of a party theme?
- Next time you see a whale.. Blow it up!
- Slip-ups. (Movies, TV, Books, and Quotes)

13 comments New year, same shit.. ta da posted on 01/02/04 by Shane



That had to hurt.

Things to do if you're bored:

1. Call an addiction hotline and explain that you're hooked on phonics.

2. Go to the airport wearing a suit of armor and try walking through the metal detector.

3. Wash out a gas can, punch a hole in it, then fill it with water and carry it down a busy sidewalk while smoking the biggest cigar you can find.

4. Call the Q-Tips 800 number and say that one of the cotton swab parts just came off in your ear. When they reply, keep shouting, "What? What? What did you say?"

5. Go to the polar bear enclosure at the zoo and shout, "C'mon, Larry, enough's enough! Take off that costume and come back to the office!"

6. Fill an inflate-a-date with helium and release it at rush hour on a windy day. Then chase it down the street, yelling, "Come back here, you tramp!"

7. Call National Acme Co. and ask if they have any products you could use to kill a roadrunner.

8. Rush yourself to the E.R. and explain to the night nurse that you were resting on your leg for a long time and now it feels like pins and needles. Ask if they'll have to amputate.

9. In the middle of the night, noisily bury a fully dressed mannequin in your backyard. Arrange lawn furniture on the fresh mound and sit down in it quickly when the police arrive.

10. Get a video camera and microphone and chase a local T.V. news crew around. Interrupt on-the-scene shots by shouting questions like, "Where have all the cowboys gone?"

11. Ask strangers if they have change for a nickel.

12. In the bathroom at work, utter loud, pain-wracked screams, then emerge holding a large hen's egg.

- FFL -

- Pointless game.
- Shoot fireworks.
- Pretty neat game.
- Bozo smut is bad?
- Bedrock Bobsleddin'.
- Are her boobs crooked?
- Here's some games for you.
- Real world chick in playboy.
- Find things wrong with the pictures.

Last month's post have been archived, so has the featured gallery.

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