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orange jews posted on 01/30/09 by Opie

Neat trick that you can do.

Store owner fights back and is a horrible shot.

Pick a hand.


Top 10 2008 Superbowl Ads.

This man knows Kung-Fu.

Maybe she needs glasses?

He bounced to high.



One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.

When his wife asked him why, he replied, "Well, she still hasn't used the gift I bought her last year!"

And that's how the fight started.....


My wife walked into the den & asked "What's on the TV?"

I replied "Dust".

And that's how the fight started.....


A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And that's how the fight started.....


My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.

I bought her a scale.

And that's how the fight started.....


I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.

So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'

And that's when the fight started....


My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'

'No,' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'

So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

And that's when the fight started....


I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And that's when the fight started.....


I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'

He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'

'Nah, she can order for herself.'

And that's when the fight started.....


Would be even more funny if his name was Tom.

What the..

That sucks.

No they don't.




That's some white trash shit there.

He could be in a popsicle music video.

I like the hat.


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[NSFW] - Let's film naked women.
[ SFW ] - Marisa Miller and her tits.
[ SFW ] - Another Pee-wee movie?
[ SFW ] - How to score a shy chick.
[ SFW ] - Another Rambo? Fuck yes.
[ SFW ] - How to win at arm wrestling.
[ SFW ] - Banned PETA Superbowl Ad.
[ SFW ] - Jewel wasp are fucking weird.
[ SFW ] - 10 lamest video game endings.
[ SFW ] - Google street car smokes a deer.
[ SFW ] - What the fuck kind of dog food is this?
[ SFW ] - Want to hack those roadside signs? haha
[NSFW] - Passed out slut, I think this is called rape.
[ SFW ] - They got suspended for being sluts? Excellent.
[ SFW ] - She almost drowns and haha at the guy laughing.

der posted on 01/28/09 by Opie

W.O.W (Floppy!)


Three women were in the waiting room of a gynaecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be. The first one stopped and took a pill.

"What was that?" The others asked her.

"Oh, it was Vitamin C - I want my baby to be healthy." A few minutes later, another woman took a pill.

"What was that?" the others asked.

"Oh, it was iron - I want my baby to be big and strong." They continued knitting. Finally the third woman took a pill.

"What was that?" the others asked her.

"It was Thalidomide," she said, "I just can't get the arms right on this fucking sweater!"

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[ SFW ] - Swearing parrot.
[ SFW ] - Random sexy pics.
[ SFW ] - Snake eats snake?
[ SFW ] - EXTREME Parenting!
[ SFW ] - Bayside Tigers shirt.
[ SFW ] - The faucet for men.
[NSFW] - Girls naked via webcam.
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[ SFW ] - This dog is possessed by Satan.
[ SFW ] - 78k ring flushed down the toilet.
[NSFW] - Check out Live Girls Masturbating.
[ SFW ] - Conversation topics that lead to sex.
[ SFW ] - I was hoping her face would explode.
[ SFW ] - Started out slow then the funny came.
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SIXTY NINE!!! posted on 01/26/09 by Opie

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Fedor Emelianenko vs. Andre Arlovski (Affliction)

Matt Lindland vs. Vitor Belfort (Affliction, Nasty KO)

Weird chocolate commercial.

I'm a little teapot death metal style.

His cabinet sounds like Chewbacca.

Uncle Jesse's girl.. haha

Apparently the cat food is good.

Yes, that's a cow.


A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.

So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site.

She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.

"Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name?"

"Morris Fishbien," he replied.

"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?"

"For about 60 years."

"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop. I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults, and to love their fellow man."

"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

"Like I'm talking to a fuckin' wall."

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[ SFW ] - Lady killer.
[NSFW] - Naked sluts.
[ SFW ] - Trailer trash.
[NSFW] - Big latina tits.
[NSFW] - One night stand.
[NSFW] - Hidden sex cam.
[ SFW ] - ASIAN slip 'n slide.
[ SFW ] - Hottie from Hitman.
[ SFW ] - Zoom in on OBAMA!
[ SFW ] - Make funz of me plz.
[ SFW ] - Hugh Hefner interview.
[ SFW ] - Some say I have A.D.D.
[ SFW ] - Cool thumb tack painting.
[ SFW ] - Kaboom is a great product.
[ SFW ] - What are these homos doing?
[ SFW ] - The Overthinker. Not bad haha.
[NSFW] - Two teens are better than one.
[ SFW ] - The Joker killed a bunch of kids.
[ SFW ] - I want some nigga head cookies!
[ SFW ] - Drum machine on the INTERNETS!
[ SFW ] - I hope this faggot commits suicide.
[ SFW ] - Let's fire the winning team's coach.
[ SFW ] - Black Dynamite is going to be funny.
[ SFW ] - I wonder if Donkey Punch is on DVD yet
[NSFW] - Nude pic of Madonna for sell.. Hairy bitch.
[ SFW ] - Monster truck show promoter killed in accident.
[ SFW ] - That's just weird. I mean look at those chairs.
[ SFW ] - CRAZY ASIAN commercial that makes no sense.
[ SFW ] - Idiot lost 150k in Nigerian scam. What a dumbass.

cunt posted on 01/23/09 by Opie

A bunch of "Lucky" clips in one.

Next time I get a flat I'm trying this.

Kitty Neo Vs Puppy Smiths

Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

Nice turn faggot.

Big ski jump.

Obama enjoys fisting.

This is a cool plant.


One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.

He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth

In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.

He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper.

He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out..

The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard.

When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.

The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing.

Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?'

The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.'


Obama has a twin.



He's a pimp.

He isn't.


I've shit myself before. Church sucked that day.

Glad they didn't forget the bananas.


Say cheese.

This is really gay.

What's going on here?

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[ SFW ] - Flexible chick.
[NSFW] - First time anal.
[NSFW] - Sexy schoolgirl.
[ SFW ] - Cheap funny shirts.
[ SFW ] - Mind reading game.
[NSFW] - Homemade sex tape.
[NSFW] - Find hot local chicks.
[ SFW ] - I like naked art better.
[ SFW ] - 2009 Oscar nominations.
[ SFW ] - Diane Sawyer Drunk on Air.
[ SFW ] - Play Youtube Streetfighter!
[ SFW ] - Evolution of Dance part 2!
[ SFW ] - I liked how everyone laughed.
[ SFW ] - I need an Arnold energy drink.
[NSFW] - I lost my phone in your vagina.
[ SFW ] - If movie posters told the truth.
[ SFW ] - Compliments women can't resist.
[ SFW ] - That sure is a cool stick in his eye.
[ SFW ] - The Curious Case of Forrest Gump.
[ SFW ] - Black characters who died in movies.
[ SFW ] - A bunch of fun images. (Some NSFW)
[ SFW ] - Julia Roberts tells paparazzi to fuck off.
[ SFW ] - Midget wrestler that could kick your ass.
[ SFW ] - Let's cry about football, because we all know it's THE DEVIL!
[ SFW ] - How funny would it be if she got raped before she sold the virginity?

Obama isn't black posted on 01/21/09 by Opie


Smoking hot Top 99 Women of 2009.

Nice rack and ass!


It was 3 o'clock AM and Stacy and Karrie were leaving the bar, completely plastered.

On the way home, they passed a cemetery and both really had to use the bathroom. So they stopped and popped a squat.

Seeing as there was no toilet paper around, Stacy decided to take off her panties and use them.

Karrie saw a wreath with a ribbon hanging on a tombstone, and snatched it down.

That afternoon, Stacy's husband became concerned when he found he still asleep and called Karrie's husband.

"I'm a little worried, Stacy has never slept in this late, and... well, she doesn't have any underwear on..."

"You think that's bad, Karrie is laying in bed with a card stuck to her ass that says, 'Hate to see you go, You will always be remembered. Signed the guys at the Fire station'"

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[ SFW ] - Perfect cleavage.
[ SFW ] - 5 Dollar Footlong.
[NSFW] - Sex on the beach.
[ SFW ] - Pornstar or Popstar?
[NSFW] - Naked Miss Universe.
[ SFW ] - It's like it got raped.
[ SFW ] - Chuck Norris Forecast
[ SFW ] - Top 10 Playboy models.
[NSFW] - Greek Playboy cover girl
[NSFW] - Pretty funny ASIAN porn.
[ SFW ] - How did that even happen?
[ SFW ] - Stay at home dad workout.
[ SFW ] - Show those boobs you dirty slut.
[ SFW ] - These ASIANS are actually being funny.
[ SFW ] - Asteroid impact on Earth. (Watch in HD)
[ SFW ] - No Aretha Franklin, You shut the fuck up.
[ SFW ] - Anyone who buys this should commit suicide.

hey jews guys posted on 01/19/09 by Opie

Owned via Wind.

Owned via Car wash

Ninja Cat 2. (Wait for it)

Over the Top was a great movie.

She's good, like really good.

Dog walking on two legs.

I guess he changed his mind.

What is so goddamn funny?


After her fifth child, Mary decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory because her bomb doors were dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped out fireplace. Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with five children now being the limit, she'd tidy things with a nip here and a tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than a badly packed kebab. Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three roses at the end of the bed.

"Who are these from?" she asked the nurse, "They're very nice but I'm a bit confused as to why I've received them."

"Well" said the nurse, "The first is from the surgeon - the operation went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say thanks".

"Ahhh, that's really nice!" said Mary.

"The second is from your husband - he's delighted the operation was such a success that he can't wait to get you home. Apparently it'll be the first time he's touched the sides for years and he's very excited!".

"Brilliant!" said Mary. "And the third?".

"That's from John in the burns unit", said the nurse. "He just wanted to say thanks for his new ears!"

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[ SFW ] - Jessica Alba.
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[NSFW] - I love strippers.
[ SFW ] - Ankle Insurance.
[ SFW ] - Funny ass shirts.
[ SFW ] - It's 2 seconds til.
[ SFW ] - A lemon battery!
[NSFW] - XXX Sex Personals.
[ SFW ] - Give your ex crabs!
[ SFW ] - Obama yourself up.
[ SFW ] - Nissan GTR + Hitler!
[ SFW ] - Obama music video.
[ SFW ] - South Park in Anime.
[ SFW ] - Girls getting wedgies.
[ SFW ] - Very cool commercial.
[ SFW ] - Karate Kid in 5 seconds.
[ SFW ] - The Dark Knight in 8-bit.
[ SFW ] - I see several camel toes.
[ SFW ] - Condom balloon sex.. WTF?
[ SFW ] - I think he's in the homo club.
[ SFW ] - Compliments women can't resist.
[ SFW ] - We're gonna need a bigger boat.
[ SFW ] - Lebron becomes a Cleveland Brown.
[ SFW ] - I wasn't aware Vampires could sing.
[ SFW ] - Black dude fighting his parking ticket.
[ SFW ] - Video of that plane crashing in the Hudson River.


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