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� 2 + 2 = FO posted on 01/16/09 by Opie

This kid is dumb.

So is this one.

He'll probably get fired.

FOR 33333333333333333

I like how she runs away.

Dumb dumb dumb.

Scary midget party boy.

Tow my car please.

Stripper time.
Joke

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, 'My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.'

'Very good, Suzie,' replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.

'My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully.'

She said, 'Excellent, Michael!' Then the teacher reluctantly called on little RALPHY........

'Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!''

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DAMN NIGGA!

What's he doing back there?

This will answer all your digital TV questions.

NIGGER HOMES!?

I like fishsticks.

I don't know why so many hate 4chan.

Owned via webcam.

I get mine cut it tiny circles.

Very true.

He's winning too.

That's just fucking weird.
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[NSFW] - Sexy.
[NSFW] - Porno.
[ SFW ] - Dumb cow.
[NSFW] - Nice boobs.
[NSFW] - Naked chick.
[ SFW ] - Invisibility Shirt.
[ SFW ] - Remove that top.
[NSFW] - Topless Euro Babe.
[ SFW ] - Wireless electricity?
[ SFW ] - Sexiest workers ever.
[ SFW ] - I'm here to fuck shit up.
[NSFW] - He's banging two hotties.
[ SFW ] - How to have sex in a car.
[ SFW ] - Japanese 24 Theme Song.
[NSFW] - Hot chicks looking to fuck.
[ SFW ] - Babies first day expressions.
[NSFW] - Haha he cums on her in public.
[ SFW ] - Elephants help each other out.
[ SFW ] - Are you going to heaven or hell?
[ SFW ] - Zimbabwe to print first $100 trillion bill.
[ SFW ] - Ryan Seacrest high fives a blind contestant.
[ SFW ] - 81 actors almost unrecognizable in their makeup.

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� yum posted on 01/14/09 by Opie

W.O.W

Holy shit!
Quick Joke

I had sex with this girl I met last night at our local. It was inevitable it was going to happen, you could tell, just by the chemistry.

Rohypnol and chloroform.

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[NSFW] - Hotties.
[NSFW] - Sexy ass.
[NSFW] - Naked teens.
[NSFW] - Sex outdoors.
[ SFW ] - Odd looking horse.
[ SFW ] - The Wunder Boner!
[ SFW ] - She's a good driver.
[ SFW ] - GET TO THE CHOPPA!
[NSFW] - Cam girls are awesome.
[ SFW ] - A tiger for sex? Fuck me.
[NSFW] - Amateur couple humping.
[ SFW ] - Sexually harassed in public.
[ SFW ] - Katy Perry has a nice rack.
[ SFW ] - Top 10 Bedroom Resolutions.
[ SFW ] - Husband of the year goes to..
[ SFW ] - Pull it just a little more please.
[ SFW ] - I need me a fish-kitty sandwich.
[ SFW ] - Now this is a bad ass TV set-up.
[ SFW ] - More homosexual church dancing.
[ SFW ] - Who doesn't need a funny T-shirt?
[ SFW ] - Yeah these stuffed animals are weird.
[ SFW ] - Sharon Osbourne vs some hot blonde.
[ SFW ] - Hulk Hogan doing a chink chonger commercial.
[ SFW ] - If only they came out with a came called "Roots".
[ SFW ] - Barack Obama may be the coolest President ever.
[ SFW ] - 13 year old "raped" by his female teacher. Awesome.

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� quick one posted on 01/12/09 by Opie

The dog tries to get inside. He's funny.

This is an awesome board break.

Kid owned by his brother.

Must be a magical shark.

Kid gets owned by a slide, twice.
Quick Joke

I met this girl at a pub last night, we hit it off and she invited me back to hers for a night of sex. She asked me if I was into anything kinky, and I said yes. So she slipped into a spandex catsuit with nipple-tassles, got her whip out of the cupboard, and stuck a lubricated vibrator up her ass. Finally, she got me to handcuff her to the bed.

Lustfully, and full of alcohol, she looked up to me and said, "Okay, now fuck me!"

So I left. No need for that kind of language.

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[NSFW] - Nudist.
[ SFW ] - Camel Tow.
[ SFW ] - Sexy ASIAN.
[NSFW] - Porn reviews.
[NSFW] - XXX at home.
[NSFW] - Topless teen.
[ SFW ] - Keira Knightley.
[NSFW] - Free porn DVDs.
[NSFW] - Homemade porn.
[NSFW] - FREE sex shows!
[ SFW ] - Whoomp there it is!
[ SFW ] - This is pretty nasty.
[ SFW ] - Holy shit it's bigfoot!
[ SFW ] - I choose the left one.
[ SFW ] - I'm glad she's learning.
[ SFW ] - Hair bath is kind of gross.
[ SFW ] - A Superhero on Myspace!
[ SFW ] - The Colbert Report.. REMIXED
[ SFW ] - What the hell is going on here?
[NSFW] - He gets two chicks at a frat party.
[ SFW ] - Wendy's training video from the 80's.
[ SFW ] - I wonder what human eye taste like.
[ SFW ] - 10 Funniest Movie Scenes 1997-2007
[ SFW ] - Your girlfriend loves me in these T-Shirts.
[NSFW] - Sleeping girl porn? Don't they call that rape?

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� horses and cows mate posted on 01/09/09 by Opie

Kid has a great arm.

Want to hear the most annoying sound?

Funny Heineken commercial.

What song is this?

Brianna Frost rides the Sybian!

Cow gives birth to a man!

I liked how he cried like a little bitch.

Guy can't seem to hang up on the prank caller.. haha

Kid gets owned via box.

5 minutes of fast magic.

He's good.
Joke

I left my car in a car park the other day, when I came back to it the bumper and rear lights were all smashed up. Then I found this note under the wiper. It said:

I just accidentally reversed into your car.
Quite a few people saw me do it.
They think I'm leaving my name and details.
Well, I'm not.

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[NSFW] - Sex.
[NSFW] - Porn.
[NSFW] - Hot sluts.
[ SFW ] - Ski-lift mishap.
[ SFW ] - Penelope Cruz.
[ SFW ] - Mobile treadmill?
[ SFW ] - Cool R/C jet crash.
[NSFW] - Hottest porn sites.
[NSFW] - Shower sex is fun.
[ SFW ] - Come onnnn tittie!
[ SFW ] - If Rambo was black.
[NSFW] - Porn acting is great.
[ SFW ] - Fastest gunman ever.
[ SFW ] - Chuck Norris Forecast.
[ SFW ] - Let's try to ride a bike.
[ SFW ] - Whos boobs are these?
[ SFW ] - Pogo Stick Vs Treadmill.
[ SFW ] - Stacy Keibler is still hot.
[ SFW ] - Xbox 360 room is pretty cool.
[ SFW ] - Everyday Normal Crew is awesome.
[ SFW ] - 12 girls, one tube. Excellent cleavage.
[ SFW ] - She can smash a watermelon with her tit?
[ SFW ] - This girl is very hot, but kind of insane. I love her.
[ SFW ] - I wish I would see one of these faggots on my street.

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� wow it's W.O.W posted on 01/07/09 by Opie

Fun Fact: The hot black chick's name is Brianna Frost. Stop asking!

W.O.W

Awesome new Mac coming out! (The Onion)

What a dumbass.

That hurt.

Beware of the PEE PEE MONSTER! I literally almost peed my pants. (Watch all 5)
Joke

Twelve monks were about to be ordained.

The final test was for them to line up, nude, in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The model danced before the first monk candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response until she got to the final monk. As she danced, his bell rang so loudly it fell off and clattered to the ground. Embarrassed, he bent down to pick up the bell, and eleven other bells began to ring......

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[ SFW ] - Babes.
[NSFW] - Cam sluts.
[ SFW ] - Cool crash.
[NSFW] - Naked teens.
[ SFW ] - I love her ass.
[ SFW ] - Invisibility Shirt.
[NSFW] - Hot naked chicks.
[ SFW ] - That's just nasty.
[ SFW ] - Victoria Silvstedt.
[NSFW] - Online dating is fun.
[NSFW] - Holy shit at her ass!
[ SFW ] - Dudes that cry like girls.
[ SFW ] - These guys are faggots.
[ SFW ] - "Surfer Dude" looks funny.
[ SFW ] - A reason to love Myspace.
[ SFW ] - Women are crazy. Seriously.
[ SFW ] - I would have shit myself too.
[ SFW ] - This is how cartoons should be!
[NSFW] - Sex toy that plugs into your PC?
[ SFW ] - "9" looks like a pretty cool movie.
[ SFW ] - I'd like to hang this in my living room.
[ SFW ] - If your favorite Celebs were midgets..
[ SFW ] - What's up with these fat cunts dancing?
[ SFW ] - I wish people would stop singing on YouTube.
[ SFW ] - Boy stops pit bull attack with jujitsu choke hold.. HAHA.

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� Cartwheel Champion posted on 01/04/09 by Opie

This is better than the N64 kid.

Invisible Rope Part 2. (Even better)

Holy shit! He's done.

Gayest thing you'll see all day.

Eliza Dushku Topless.

Super Mario Bros 3 on the drums.

Road rage in Vegas. (Watch all of it)

Hello, I'm dumb.
Joke

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.

He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"

She says, "Yes.. My husband and I use it all the time."

"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"

"We use it for sex."

The researcher was a little taken back. "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge.

But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?

The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out."

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