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Super Duper Friday.. shit. posted on 11/28/03 by Shane

Yep, another dumbass on video.

Bringing you the Ghetto Prom

And not so ghetto without a white boy!

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three 3 wishes."

The woman freed the frog. The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!"

The woman said, "That would be okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis that women will flock to. The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world.

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish,.......And she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!

Lady Readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling better.

Guy Readers, hold your mouse over the black part below .....

The man had a 10 times milder Heart Attack!!!

Moral of the Story: Women are dumb so you can very easily mess with them!!!


Ninja Turtle Stoners rule.

A few more

- FFL -

- Ouch.
- Thongs.
- Puzzle game.
- Check please.
- Um Christmas?
- Nerds with cars.
- This is pretty cool.
- Haha odd, but funny.
- This game is too easy.
- The 86 Rules of Boozing.
- WOW a Vomit dictionary.
- Drunk chics fighting. Yay.
- So what really happened?
- Need a good apology letter?
- Insulting Nickname Generator.
- I wonder if he wore a helmet?
- Not sure what this is all about.
- After hours of looking I give up.
- Doesn't get any gayer than this.
- Reminds me of Zena.. WARRIOR PRINCESS!
- OWNED!!!.. JUST KIDDING. This is fucked up.
- Hey now you can by one of those rhyming rappers!

Happy Thanksgiving posted on 11/27/03 by Shane

That is all. Enjoy your Thanksgiving, I know I am. I'll have some shit for you tomorrow, so for now just enjoy the...

- FFL -

- Smoke Kills.
- Haha. Crazy.
- Silly shit haha.
- Little egg game.
- Computer Bug game.
- Oh my Manson... 666!
- Cool Flash animations.
- Virtual Drums, bad ass.
- Watch it, he's a mater.
- Learn how to shit at work.
- I always wanted this job.
- Mr. Bush and Monkey game.
- A game that will piss you off.
- Air Traffic Control Last words.
- Would you girls really wear this?
- Real 999 (AKA 911) calls. Crazy people.
- First girl you actually use this wins a dollar.
- Remember the guy that hacked the Al-Jazeera site?
- If I see one more Michael flash movie I'm going to... laugh some more.

Time to kick some names and take some ass posted on 11/26/03 by Shane

Long loads on these, be patient.

Very cool Lion and Hyena Video. (Lions owned them at the end)

Think you were good at Super Mario 3? This guy beat it in 11 minutes.

Official Transcript of Press Conference by Santa Barbara Sheriff Jim Anderson

Anderson: Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

Yesterday morning at around 8:30 a.m., investigators from the Santa Barbara Sheriff's Department served a search warrant at Neverland Ranch. Approximately 70 investigators from the sheriff's department and district attorney's office were involved in the service of this warrant at Neverland Ranch. The operation was concluded around 11 p.m. PT last night. The service of the warrants was part of an ongoing investigation alleging criminal misconduct on the part of Michael Jackson.

The basis for this investigation regarding Mr. Jackson involves allegations of child molestation 288(a) of the California penal code.

Additionally, an arrest warrant for Mr. Jackson has been issued on multiple counts of child molestation. The bail amount on the warrant has been set at $3 million.

Now we'll open it up to the press for questions.

Reporter: Yes, What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?

Anderson: I'm sorry?

Reporter: What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect ten?

Anderson: I... don't know...

Reporter: Two five year olds!

[Reporters break out into laughter]

Anderson: Come on. That's just childish. Next question, please.

Reporter: Yes, have you also heard today that the Boy Scouts released Michael Jackson from his Cub Scouts duties?

Anderson: No, I'm sorry I hadn't.

Reporter: Yeah, apparently he was up to a pack a day.

[Reporters ROAR with laughter]

Anderson: No more Michael Jackson jokes! Serious questions only. [Scans room] Yes, you.

Reporter: Yes, it was our understanding that upon hearing the news of his arrest, Mr. Jackson had to be taken to the hospital.

Anderson: I hadn't heard that.

Reporter: Yeah, apparently he was choking on a small bone!

[Reporters are now CONVULSING in uncontrollable laughter]

Anderson: Quiet! That's enough! Don't you have any compassion or understanding of the present situation? A man is being accused of sexually molesting an innocent 12-year-old boy, and there could very well be other children who were molested, and all you can do is use this opportunity to crack jokes?"

[Reporters begin to hang heads in shame]

Anderson: Good. Now, does anyone have a question pertaining to the investigation that's not a Michael Jackson joke?

[No hands raise]

Anderon: "NONE OF YOU?!"

[A hand goes up]

Anderson: Yes, you there.

Reporter: What exactly were investigators looking for when you searched Mr. Jackson's home?

Anderson: This isn't a setup to a joke?

Reporter: No sir, it's a serious question.

Anderson: Well good, but unfortunately, I'm not at liberty to discuss that.

Repoter: Really? Because we were told you were looking for something black and white and comes in little cans!

[Reporters BURST OUT in laughter]

Anderson: Now come on! That's just… no wait, you know I just got it — Comes in little cans! [Laughs]. Okay, okay, I got one, and stop me if you've heard this one before: How does the sheriff's department already know he's guilty?

[waits for anticipation]

Anderson: Because several children have already fingered him!"

[Reporters HOWL]

Anderson: I know, I know! We made that one up on the way over here.


Some More Images

- FFL -

- So gay.
- Cool BMX game.
- More Michael fun.
- Crazy idiotic game.
- Feed or Not.. haha.
- Kelly Ripa loves coke.
- The Lost Absolut Ads.
- A few games to keep you busy.
- Gangbang + Midgets = Good times.
- Put this on your school's computers.
- My name is Shane an I'm a porn addict.
- Call the Scooby Gang, I smell a Mystery.
- Ozzy transcript of singing at a Cubs game. (Too funny)
- Why do you whores do this? If it's for dick sucking get false teeth instead.

Let's see, we have a Gorilla, an Ape, and B0g.

TV makes your eyes fall out. posted on 11/25/03 by Shane

They didn't want you to se this clip on the news.

Two men in the bar talk about sex.
One suddenly says: "I prefer the Rodeo position"
The other; "The Rodeo position? What the fuck is that?"
"Well" says the other: "You have the woman on all fours, fuck her from behind and grab her breasts and then whisper in her ears: "Your tits feel as good as your sister's", See how many seconds you can keep your dick in!!"


There were 3 woman getting ready to be executed. A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.

The brunette steps forward and the executioner asks her if she has any last words. She replies "no". The executioner yells "Ready, Aim!" Suddenly the brunnete yells "Earthquake!". Everyone jumps to the ground to take cover while the brunette runs away and escapes.

Next, the red head steps forward, and the executioner asks her if she has any last words. She replies "no". The exectutioner yells "Ready, Aim!" Suddenly the red head yells "Tornado!". Everyone jumps to the ground looking for cover while the red head runs away and escapes.

Finally the blonde steps forward. She has it all figured out. The executioner asks her if she has any last words and she replies "no". The executioner yells "Ready, Aim!" Suddenly the blonde yells "FIRE!!"


A young boy was sitting on the side walk with a small bottle of sulphuric acid, pouring drops on the ants as they crawled past.

A priest passing by saw this, and approached the boy.

"Good morning, young man. What are you doing with that little bottle?" he asked politely.

"I'm burning the ants with the acid," the boy replied.

Thinking that a bottle of acid was perhaps a bit dangerous for a small boy to play with, the priest thought of how he could persuade the boy to part with it.

"I have a bottle of holy water here that you could put on the ants instead," said the priest.

"No way!" said the boy, "I'd rather have this bottle."

"But mine is special holy water," said the priest.

"What's so special about it?" enquired the boy.

"Aha!" said the priest, "I once put a drop of this on a woman's belly .. and she passed a child ..."

"That's nothing!" exclaimed the boy, "I once put a drop of this on a dog's balls, and he passed a Kawasaki!"

- FFL -

- Yummy body art.
- I just call it pussy.
- Pee Wee Herman!!!!!
- Skittles rule. So does the game.
- What the fuck. I don't even know.
- What else did the Russians leave behind?
- Type the letters before they hit the other side.
- Put your own picture in here and make it say shit.

Can I get an AMEN posted on 11/24/03 by Shane

More jackass footage.

I'm so proud of him.

I bet that hurt.

You'll only get this if you watched the Paris tape. (look in FFL)

- FFL -

- The MJ Saga.
- Scrollbar racing?
- Turkey day quiz.
- Topless beaches?
- I sent all mine back!
- Uh this is very "drag".
- You going to hell? I am.
- Ms. Hilton video mirrors.
- The Burger Kind tard remix.
- Bush's flash team made this.
- Now you can make your own virus.
- The flash is crazy in a psycho way.
- From the makers of Bang Bang Bang.
- The mouse game started pissing me off.
- Holidays are coming.. Holidays are coming..
- Everyone loves jumping on a trampoline right?
- I'm surprised her screen name isn't cutiegirlxoxo.

Something new posted on 11/21/03 by Shane

Entensity will now be updated Monday - Friday (maybe more than once a day).. The post just wont be as much. Why? Because I'm a lazy fuck and this is faster.. If you're interested in posting crap like I post shoot me an e-mail (you must be at least 17, a forum member would help too.) I could do it myself since I have a little net time everyday, but with more posting = more time I can work on the content and stuff.

[sarcasm]To all you Viagra e-mailers:

Please stop sending my ways to make my dick hard - it gets hard like 84 times a day, I don't need it.[/sarcasm]

ANYWAY, have you heard of Crazy Mike?

Crazy Mike walks into the pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, “Look, I’ve got three girls coming over tonight. I’ve never had three girls at once, so what have you got to keep me horny and potent all night?”

The pharmacist reaches down, unlocks a bottom drawer and brings up a box labeled “Viagra Extra Strength” containing single wrapped packets. He says, “Take one of these and you’ll go crazy for 12 hours.”

Crazy Mike replies, “Hell, gimme three!”

The next day Mike returns to the same pharmacist, who smiles and asks, “Well, how’d it go?”

In answer, Mike pulls down his pants, to display his penis that’s black and blue and blistered, one of the sorriest sights the pharmacist had ever seen.

Crazy Mike says, “Gimme a tube of Ben Gay.”

The pharmacist replies in horror. “You’re not going to put Ben Gay on that are you?”

Mike replies, “Hell, no, it’s for my arms. The girls didn’t show up.”

Michael on the run..

Cased OWNED!

Fun with Photoshop of your favorite diva whores.

A few more Images:

- FFL -

- 9 Coronas!
- Crazy people.
- Arnie's Pizza Shop.
- Barcode your own ass.
- What the fuck is eboy?
- Yeah baby this is sexy.
- This game is pretty cool.
- Oh my god this is funny.
- Stop bouncing off the walls.
- Mine should come in on Monday.
- I don't even know about this one.
- Local calendar contest. Some are uh fugly.

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Go Llamas! posted on 11/18/03 by Shane

If you missed Triumph at the American Idol Auditions on Conan, here's your chance to see it again. It's both parts all rared up.

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
doesn't know about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice
which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.


- FFL -

- Neat gardens.
- Shoot em' down!
- Redneck Vampire.
- Digital Beauty Contest?
- This is one crazy bunny.
- You vs the PC in snake.
- H2's aren't worth a shit.
- That bus floats.. Crazy.
- 1st Nintendo Commercial.
- Like frogger, but with sheep.
- Fuck the computer, I want her.
- Don't get eaten by the shark!!!
- Toys that didn't make it to stores.
- I still hate this two quarters guy..
- The idiot of the day title goes to...
- Uh Oh another Bush negative page!
- Very fun game, like the copter game.
- I wish I had two jets in my driveway.
- I think I'm going to go with the d cup.
- Nothing better than sleeping in a coffin.
- My name is Pete an I'm a crazy nail biter.
- I saw a monkey masturbating up there once.
- Now you can pretend to be in a drive-by shooting.

If you didn't notice the featured media and movies section has been updated, I'll do the download and gallery tonight.

I also opened the forums back up.

Flying squirrels rule posted on 11/14/03 by Shane

This is why you havn't seen a new post:


That should keep you busy for awhile.

I have so much to do here it's not even funny. I will do the movies next, and THEN the features and oh yeah THEN the downloads section. Well the movies will go in there, but you know what I mean.

I'll try to get some new stuff added shortly, but the site needs updated too. Just keep checking back for more. Oh and use the submit page to send shit, not the comments page.

I'll also start looking for some more people to post soon. With over 7k unique people coming a day, You guys must want something to look at right?

Note: The reason the site was been going a tad slower is because of a fiber cut on the main line. Should be fixed before this afternoon.

Hungry fella? posted on 11/11/03 by Shane

Alright finally got this server up, you may get some down time when they add another 512mb stick of RAM. Keep an eye on the features and updates, because I have a lot more shit to add.

Oh and I told you retards I had some shit to post. TA DA.

Media time

Oh yeah "cough" Paris Hilton "cough"..

Make sure you have the latest Windows Media Player codecs.

A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of size 8 tie shoes. The salesman says, “But, sir, I can see from up here you're at least a size 11.” The guy says, “Just bring me a size 8 tie shoe.” The salesman brings them, the guy stuffs his feet into them, ties them tight, and then he stands up, obviously in pain. He says to the salesman, “I lost my business and my house, I live with my mother-in-law, my wife is screwing my best friend and my daughter is pregnant.

The only pleasure I have in life is taking off these fucking shoes.”

Here's a few images

If you you ever date a deaf chick, this may come in handy. (no pun intended)

- FFL -

- Cricket.
- Yummy.
- Crab ball.
- Cool game.
- The Meatrix.
- Odds of dying.
- It's Superman!
- 80's lyrics quiz.
- Famous Freaks.
- Sucky bed rules.
- Internet quotes.
- UFO flying game.
- Car Sex Positions.
- Make a fake sign.
- Like Easter eggs?
- My kind of games.
- Little drummer boy.
- How old is this girl?
- A coon in Canada.
- Worst album covers.
- Censored cartoons?
- Lots of ugly people.
- This game is funny.
- I like the beginning.
- Girls eating.. So sexy.
- Make money at parties.
- Someone loves this cat.
- This may freak you out.
- A bunch of video spoofs.
- A ton of Optical Illusions.
- Hmmm, don't look at this.
- Remember the 56k days?
- Some kid gets his ass kicked.
- How big does this sucka get?
- Look it's the spawn of Satan.
- I think using a gun is more fun.
- What the fuck is going on here.
- Hey kids, is this your Daddy?
- Entensity isn't that evil after all.
- This music made my head hurt.
- Ever had a weird dream like this?
- This guy has done a lot of pranks.
- I wonder what my dog would say.
- Match the squares, it gets harder.
- If this site was federal it would be a .gov.
- Another white boy looking like a dumb cracka.
- Not sure what the point is, but the music reminds me of Basic Instinct.

hey fuckers posted on 11/09/03 by Shane

Resume of: Shaynana Chiquita Shanekia "Pookie" Jones

ADDRESS: 2036 South Side Skreet, Compton, CA 11122
PHONE: Cut off right now but will be back on by the 15th
OBJECTIVE: To one day forefill my dream of bein'a Soul Train danca and you know just gittin' my life togetha and stuff. I also hope to one day be the best cosmotologecalist (you know what I mean) Beauty Speciacalist) there is in my hood.
SKILLS: I do hurh (hair) and nails in my kitchen and I be using my glitter and weave bonding glue for arts and crafts and stuff. I be doing braids in any texture or color: synthetic or real human hurh. Black, blonde, brown, dark brown, dark black, gold blonde,dark gold blonde,red, maroon,blue and rainbow colors.
EDUCATION: THE "GET YOURS" HOME CORREPONDENCE COURSE, INC. and BIG MAMA'S HOUSE OF HAIR N' NAILS N' FRIED CHICKEN N' GREENS N' STUFF (gradmuated with honors for the most extenzions done in a year's time).

Big Daddy's Motel Motor Lodge Bar & Grill & Pool Hall & Bait N' Tackle Shop (January 10, 1998 - January 30, 1998)
Reason for leaving: Big Daddy kept hitting on me.

My Baby's Daddy Day Care Center Car Wash & Shoe Repair (Nov. 2, 1998 - Nov.10, 1998)
Reason for Leaving: They tri to work a sistuh to death and I got thangs ta do!

The Golden Tooth Dental & Jewelry Emporium (Mar. 1, 1998 - Nov. 1, 1998)
I loveded this job cause they gaveded me a free tooth every month and now I can spell my baby daddy name but they done up and fired me cause I let one of my homeboys sniff that laughing gas. He just smelt it; he don't do drugs no mo.

Kim Fung Toi's Restuarat & Pet Shop (you don't even wanna know).
Jimmy's Jheri Curls & Motor Lube (Nov. 6, 1998 - >Nov. 7, 1998)
Reason for Leaving: (Hospitalized for spine injury when I slipped on an overflow over activator).

The Ike Turner Hoe Slap Recovery Center ( Jan 5, 1999- Jan 12, 1999)
accommodations; yes, I worked there and was a patient too)
Reason for Leaving: Center closed down cause Tina Turner done refused Ike's request to give us a benefit concert and donate the money to Ike. Ike say Tina done got beside hurself since she a big star and evythang. He say he remember when she was Anna Mae Bullock from Nut Bush, Tennessee.

Pookie Terrence Johnson (my 1st baby's daddy)
Tray Oscar Pickens (my 2nd baby's daddy)
Tommy "Slick Tooth" Griffin (my 9th baby's daddy)
Lawanda Jenkins (from up the skreet)
Hezakiah Clevestus "the playa" Jones (my mama's sister's brother-in-law, uncle half-brother)
The Right Reverend Aliza Benjamin Ineedadrank O'Grady (Pastor of The Greater Mt. Carmel Church of God in Christ Kingdom Hall of Our Lady of Saints Holy Rosary Later Day Seventh Advent Saints Episcapaleen Saidified Non-Denominational Baptist Church, Inc. (a not-for-profit agency).

Note: All time periods unaccounted for above when I wasn't working are "none of your business but I was not on no welfare cause I done always worked at something nother."
Resume by The Professional Resume People, Inc. of South Central

How to screw up an interview
Supposedly this has been done at real interviews..

1. "... stretched out on the floor to fill out the job application."

2. "She wore a Walkman and said she could listen to me and the music at the same time."

3. " A balding candidate abruptly excused himself. Returned to office a few minutes later, wearing a hairpiece."

4. "... asked to see interviewer's resume to see if the personnel executive was qualified to judge the candidate."

5. "... announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a hamburger and french fries in the interviewer's office - wiping the ketchup on her sleeve"

6. "Stated that, if he were hired, he would demonstrate his loyalty by having the corporate logo tattooed on his forearm."

7. "Interrupted to phone his therapist for advice on answering specific interview questions."

8. "When I asked him about his hobbies, he stood up and started tap dancing around my office."

9 . "At the end of the interview, while I stood there dumbstruck, went through my purse, took out a brush, brushed his hair, and left."

10. "... pulled out a Polaroid camera and snapped a flash picture of me. Said he collected photos of everyone who interviewed him."

11. "Said he wasn't interested because the position paid too much."

12. "While I was on a long-distance phone call, the applicant took out a copy of Penthouse, and looked through the photos only, stopping longest at the centerfold."

13. "During the interview, an alarm clock went off from the candidate's brief case. He took it out, shut it off, apologized and said he had to leave for another interview."

14. "A telephone call came in for the job applicant. It was from his wife. His side of the conversation went like this: "Which company? When do I start? What's the salary?" I said, "I assume you're not interested in conducting the interview any further." He promptly responded, "I am as long as you'll pay me more. "I didn't hire him, but later found out there was no other job offer. It was a scam to get a higher offer."

15. "His attached [case] opened when he picked it up and the contents spilled, revealing ladies' undergarments and assorted makeup and perfume."

16. "Candidate said he really didn't want to get a job, but the unemployment office needed proof that he was looking for one."

17. "... asked who the lovely babe was, pointing to the picture on my desk. When I said it was my wife, he asked if she was home now and wanted my phone number. I called security."

18. "Pointing to a black case he carried into my office, he said that if he was not hired, the bomb would go off. Disbelieving, I began to state why he would never be hired and that I was going to call the police. He then reached down to the case, flipped a switch and ran. No one was injured, but I did need to get a new desk."

Common side affects may include death. posted on 11/02/03 by Shane

This was made during the blackout a few months back


Why did the blonde snort sweet and low?

Because she thought it was diet coke.

Clark works hard at the plant, puts in a lot of overtime, and then spends most evenings bowling, playing basketball or working out at the gym. His wife, Jessica, thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so, for his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Clark, how ya doing?"

Jessica is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

"Oh no," says Clark. "He works out at the gym with me."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Clark if he'd like his usual Budweiser.

Jessica is now becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser."

"No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them."

A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Clark. "Hi Clarky," she says, "want your usual table dance?"

Jessica, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Clark follows and spots his wife getting into a cab. Before Jessica can slam the door, Clark jumps in beside her. Right away she starts screaming at him.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Clark."


More of these soon haha.

- FFL -

- Nude?
- Star Trek?
- This is cool.
- Dance party!
- Watch closely.
- Cool, buy a jet.
- Nude pictures! k
- Against football?
- Flash and sailing.
- Drag racing game.
- This is a cool site.
- Little racing game.
- Pearl Harbor game.
- Adult Friend Finder.
- Side fun with phones.
- Timmy is too excited.
- Wet T-shirts, uh oh.
- If I had a monkey...
- Time to bone baby.
- This game is bad ass.
- Hack the talking bass.
- These bears are CRAZY!
- Yeah sell your ex's shit.
- She's on the cover now.
- See if it can hypnotize you.
- Britney without liposuction.
- Frank has neat adventures.
- This will make you go crazy.
- Too much free time jackass.
- What the fuck is this all about.
- Genius. Pure genius. fuckers..
- What are those things saying?
- Can't wait to see them on TRL.
- Find out all the endings to movies.
- The sign languages you need to know.
- If babys want it cut, it's their business.
- Chess rules and so does drinking. Success.
- Easy maze game, give you something to do.
- Cheesecake and family. Don't forgot the blood!

Thanks again to those that donated for the new server and I should have access sometime Monday. Next update will be on the new server so when you see it you'll know the DNS has updated for you. Look for some media and the features to be updated.

Hint on the Fmedia: Dumb and Dumberer.

Donations are still welcomed, send to via paypal. Thanks.

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