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� I like deer posted on 11/15/04 by Opie

Hey guys real quick today, I have some other junk I have to do today.. BUT I do have something I rarely post about here. Something I do as another hobby is hunting. This is the biggest deer I've shot in my 3 for 3 record. (I started last year)

Shit, I'll even type up the story:

At around 4:00 pm on Saturday I was about asleep in this "lean to" stand and got a text message. I was messing around with my phone and happened to look up and saw a big head with antlers. My first reaction was; "SHIT DEER!", but by the time I got my scope up to shoot him, he had went back in the thicket.

By now I was pissed. I text messaged my buddy and he told me if I didn't "spook" him he would be back. Sure enough 30 minutes later he came walking fast right toward me with his antlers down. So I swung around and fired into his chest and he went down. I saw that he was still trying to get away, So I said "FUCK THAT" and unloaded on his ass. If you've ever killed something like this, then you know the feeling. If not then, go masturbate in a corner somewhere.

Pictures of him: Taking with my camera phone

Nice 7 point.

Me humping it.

SUBZERO WINS! (Thanks PETA)
I'll have the goods (images/videos) for you tomorrow, so stay tuned. I did manage to throw up some good FFL for ya though..

- FFL -

- Need a date?
- Funny Audio!
- Spank the nurse.
- G spot. Find it
- A fake Western?
- Charles W Brown. haha
- Uh Oh! HIV AND SINGLE!
- I like this Ronald better.
- I must watch Titanic now.
- Worth a repost? I think so.
- Kinda of like the game snake.
- Do you want 2 CDS? (Classic)
- Denise Richard's Playboy shoot.
- A Anti Goatse script for IRC? No.
- Lego Star Wars Trilogy. Dork x2.
- OK.. Who submitted this gay shit?
- I think I'll go ahead and call bullshit.
- Found the Atlantis? No big deal really.
- Video of US soldiers shooting shit up.
- Cooking with cum? Ok what the fuck?
- Looks like a fun game, but I don't get it.
- Headless chicken lives for 18 months. Crazy.
- Good videos and pictures for you to whack off to.
- O.D.B died. I once saw him getting food stamps on MTV in a limo.
- HOW to kill a Mockingbird. (After the first few minutes, it gets better)

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� Hey! Nice shoes, wanta fuck? posted on 11/11/04 by Opie

Washington Redskins Commercial.

F-14A Fly-By Explosion.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the
bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the
bed. It was addressed, "Mom."

With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the
letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you.

I've been finding real passion with John and he is so nice-even with
all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's
not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we will be very happy.

He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for
the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and
that's now one of my dreams too.

John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be
growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine
and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
John can get better; he sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to
know your grandchildren.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it
is safe for me to come home.

IM-A-GES

We got some new vans at Ups. Taken by Yours Truly.

Need something like this?

Wait a second.. I'm offended now.

That's more like it. (Note that huge sarcasm there)

Willy went Drag. Not a fake either. See?

What a dumbass.

Yummy.
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOke.

There is a White family, a black family, a jewish family and a german family. They all have white mothers. They all have children on the same day and are at the hospital. The babies all turn out white and the doctor forgets to put their name tags on so they don't know whose baby is whose.

The white man says... ill be able to tell which baby is mine! So he goes in and tries to figure it out. He comes out and doesn't know. The black man says he will try but fails as well, and so does the Jewish man.

Finally the German man says he knows he can tell. He walks in and says "All hail hitler."

The German baby salutes, the Jewish baby craps his pants, and the white baby makes the black baby clean it up.

- FFL -

- I am ASIAN!
- Come onnnn tittie!
- Pretty cool Illusion.
- Yo no s� el espa�ol.
- Farting is always funny.
- Gayest music video ever.
- I hope this was just hacked...
- HA HA bitch I gave you HIV!
- Uncle Fucker.. Different though.
- Want a thumb drive? Seriously.
- You can play with this for hours!
- What kind of kick boxing is this?
- Make an image into a big ass poster.
- TONS of girlfriend images and videos.
- I see a chat-tur-box on the right. So chat.
- One of those you can't help not to laugh at..
- Yeah! Fuck Kobe! I want some titties and a bear too!
- I thought the guy filming was going to say "Praise Allah" there for a second.

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� Cowabunga posted on 11/10/04 by Opie

It's W.O.W time guys...

Goddamn.. Ewa Sonnet rules.

Note the sound I tossed in there, been awhile huh?
Everyone loves racist jokes right?

What is this?

Answer:
The last thing a nigga will see when he's thrown into a well by the KKK.

Joke

Leaving Montreal for Quebec, I decide to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road.

As I go in the washroom the first stall is taken so I go in the second stall.

I sit down I hear a voice from the next stall say "Hi there, how is it going?" I'm not the type to strike up conversations with strangers in washrooms on the side of the road.

I didn't know what to do so finally I say "Not bad..." The voice says: "So, what are you doing?" Talk about your dumb questions.

I am starting to find this a bit weird, but I say: "Well, I'm just going to the bathroom, then I'm going back east..."

Then I hear the person say all flustered "Look I'll call you back, every time I ask you a question - this idiot in the next stall answers me..."

Plug: Sign up, complete a free trial offer (Blockbuster or Infone are easy), refer some friends to do the same and you get a free Dell Pentium 4 Desktop PC.

Another JOKE!

A man is on an old, desert free-way and has to shit really bad, so he decides to stop at the next reststop he finds.

He soon comes upon an old gas station, which seems to be abandoned.

He runs inside, sits on the toilet and and shits. When he goes down to reach for the toilet paper there is a sign that reads "If there is no toilet paper wipe your butt with your hands and insert in hole"

After several minutes of debating he wipes his butt with his hand and sticks it in the hole when all the sudden 'SMACK!' two bricks collided together smashing his crap covered fingers, instantaneously, reacting to the pain he starts to suck on the sore fingers too 'sooth' the pain away...

- FFL -

- Lorain Bobbit?
- Read up negros.
- This is a female?
- Protect your base.
- What a great friend.
- Hackers praise teh l0rd.
- Cold medicine, by Satan.
- Killed in prison.. OOPS.
- This bitch needs some help.
- 2,500 Christina Aguilera pictures.
- Another funny video by Film Fakers.
- Waste a good 2 minutes of your life.
- Nigga for sale on ebay? (On the right)
- Show this to people with weak stomachs.
- I can make a cat dance... with a lighter.
- The animal alphabet.. PETA will love this.
- Get yourself clean and then kill yourself.
- Nice beaver in Canada. (Worth a repost)
- So what.. They put out hell or something?
- Motherfuck, that's some high dollar cheese.
- Some pretty nice galleries of NAKED CHICKS!
- Don't we all just love this Stephen Lynch guy?
- Words can not express how funny this is to me.
- What a great song for everyone on the Internet.
- Buy nothing day? Fuck that, I'm buying some gum.
- Scroll down until you see bible girl.. Other stupid shit too.
- She is actually hot. Don't click the full vid download link.
- Whoever made thinks the same as me on those livejournal idiots.

P.S. October archives are up. AND images and the usual tomorrow. Oh and I think road runner fixed my connection problems. No more wrist slitting for me!

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� Febreze your asshole posted on 11/08/04 by Opie

Note: My connection has still been acting up, we'll see how it goes this week..

Oh god why? Guys get ready to grab your nuts.
In case you missed Tara's Ugly titties

Here's a clip of it too.

1337 is retarded, yet funny.

I need a smoke..

Cnn has crazy ads and dumb headlines.

Can anyone verify this?

DAMN NIGGA!

Not sure?

What a slap in the face..

Krazy! With a K.

Damn Nazis..

Haha

MOOSE!
- FFL -

- Dumbass.
- Kill me now.
- I have downs.
- Dumb invention.
- 2D knock-out.
- Ha.. High Pitch Eric.
- Dance dance dance.
- I like this type of game.
- Creative cookie bakers..
- I just can't do it CAPTAIN!
- Lot's of funny cartoons.
- Let's go jack off together.
- Spring of Trivia Japanese show.
- Anyone here a viagraholic?
- Very stupid song, but hot girls.
- Purple Pussy is kind of stupid.
- This person is 18 and is female?
- It at least looks like a fun game.
- How dumb is Jessica Simpson.
- Well all right.. Odd flash game.
- All hunters will think this is cool.
- Where to drop your man juice at.
- Lindsey Lohan in a tini-tiny bikini.
- Damn, I beat he's crushed. OOPS...
- The Ten Commandments of College?
- Pretty neat.. Toogle. Just try it out.
- Very odd movie. (May be a repost?)
- Ok seriously.. Who likes stinky panties?
- This bitch must really need some money.
- Funny videos and other stuff to whack off too.
- Spend your weekends chatting with INTERNET GIRLS!
- Another one of those hidden message things. (Queen)
- Tenacious D "fuck her gently" in wmv format. Looks retro.

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� Yo ho ho posted on 11/05/04 by Opie

Well I don't know what to do about this fucking shitty ass ISP called slow runner. It's really hard to update when they keep out gaying their self. I may end up having to go to DSL if it doesn't get it's shit straight. I'll let it wait over the weekend...

I appreciate all your guys patience and for that here's the Whack-Off Wednesday (W.O.W) clip that I couldn't upload, because on Road Runner:

Click the image to go to the download page. DOWN FOR NOW, SORRY!
And now to the other goods..

Would you buy a car from him?

Poor deer. haha

Ouch on the face!

R Kelly?
The Miracle of Toilet Paper

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of automatically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and

I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I ask.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your ass, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he may even walk again.

That can't be a good thing.

Maybe just funny to me.

I'd love to lay on that.

Damn Nigga!

I want some ketchup.

Go figure...

Clever lion. This is 100% real too.

White people are funny.

Taste a little salty.. You probably don't get that.

Owned?
Little Johnny's Bike

Well, little Johnny was going to his room, when he saw his sister in her room laying on her bed naked, feeling her self, saying "A man, I want A man I need a man!"

Little Johnny just walked by later, he passed her room again, and saw a man an top of his sister.

He thought and ran to his room, got naked, laid on his bed feeling himself and said "a bike, I want a bike..."

In case you don't understand that image Click Here

Redneck spa.

A lot of thought into this one..

I thought they were goldfish.

Fucked.
Plug: Clan site Supercenter!

Was this from FD2?

Grrrrrrrrrr.

Crazy ASIANS..
Genie

Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass.

He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?"

The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out.

He said, 'I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant you one wish.'

And I said, 'No shit?!'"

- FFL -

- Lets all join!
- 80's boy band?
- Ok what the fuck.
- Chuck Norris rules!
- Blueberry burgers?
- I want a Feta Pet!
- Political Ho Down!
- What a fair match.
- Lions don't like Jesus.
- Get that F-15 moving.
- Remove all the balls.
- Best movie script ever.
- Great idea for a shirt!
- See the resemblance?
- Kate and baby oil. MMMM
- What's the point of this?
- Alyssa milanos nipple slip.
- You guys like gross stuff?
- Damn.. chainsaw engines!
- Porn.. It's what's for dinner.
- This game should keep you busy.
- I need to see proof on this one.
- Awww.. R kelly would just pet her.
- AH Monsters are attacking Entensity!
- Go find yourself a girl on the Internet!
- Damn it! I want to see a picture of it.
- The pirate flag made this story great.
- A lesbian hiSPanIC cop could be great.
- Taking a game to far wouldn't you say?
- Maxim's Top 100. (350mbs in xvid format)
- For you guys that like a big ole black booty.
- How to jack off when you have a roommate.
- About sums up people that send in hatemail.
- Cruel, yet hilarious thing to do to a hamster.
- Bankrupt the US? Well maybe since we have a stupid government.

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� God I hate the Internet posted on 11/02/04 by Opie

Yep, that about sums it up.
Well guys I've actually been wanting to post, but guess what? Kind of hard WHEN THIS IS HAPPENING:

Yes, that's your W.O.W right there. A quite good video too. But Hey, What can I say? This is just ridiculous and I can't talk to the road runner network guys until later today.(3rd)

Check out these funny pages while you send hateful e-mails to road runner

The best newspaper. Kind of. and You can find something to laugh at here.

FYI: It took 10 minutes to just upload the images above.

P.S If you have experience problems like I've having let me know. The weird thing is that it's just my upload, my download is fine.

Edit: They are suppose to be coming out to my house tomorrow.. So let's hope they can fix it.

Edit 2: Upload is back, it fixed itself. Yeah .. gay.. Anyway big ass post today (late). Not going to work haha.

Edit 3: I guess I'll just have to upload at a friends house. Road runner can lick my ass.

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� Gota Pepsi for me? posted on 11/01/04 by Opie

School fights are funny.

This video has a lot of "owned" clips in one.

He screams like a pussy.

A great alarm clock.
JOKE!

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard.

The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."

The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he stuffs the worm back into the hole.

The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.

Thirty minutes later, the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars.

The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma."