» Show me your titties. posted on 11/16/05 by Opie

I'll do add the rest of last month's archives tonight.



W.O.W - Just hot.



Hunting with me.. Part 1. haha, it's a joke.



It's that movie voice guy!



People are dumb.



Great Pepsi commercial.



Watch out for the gays in the park.



Very funny porn clip.
If men truly ran the world (Old, but pretty good)

1. Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the ass and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em next time" would pretty much do it.

2. Birth control would come in ale or lager.

3. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.

4. On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking. Mother's Day too.

5. St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.

6. Garbage would take itself out.

7. Regis and Kelly would be chained to a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history.

8. The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" would be "Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle".

9. Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer-biceps".

10. Tanks would be far easier to rent.

11. Two words..."Ally McNaked".

12. When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine. As in:
Cop: "You know how fast you were going?"
You: "All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place."
Cop: "Nice one, That's $10.00 off".

13. People would never talk about how fresh they felt.

14. Daisy Duke shorts would never go out of style again.

15. Every man would get four, real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year.

16. Telephones would cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.

17. It would perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as you returned it the following day with a full tank of gas.

18. Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said "You're #1!".

19. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.

20. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable response to "I love you".

21. The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

22. "Sorry I'm late, but I got wasted last night", would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.

23. At the end of the workday a whistle would blow and you would jump out of your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.

24. Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance.

25. Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.

- FFL -

- Horny girl.
- Like porn?
- Alexa is hot.
- Farting girls.
- Arnold in Brazil.
- Hot blonde babe.
- Eat the planets.
- Motorcycle game.
- Ants in hospitals?
- Cat vs baby. haha
- You like big boobs?
- Bk webcam stripper.
- The Stevo monkey.
- Magic foam is crazy.
- Do-it-yourself dentist.
- Tortoises are Spy Robots!
- Video of a Hot girl in a bikini.
- Of course men are necessary.
- Nice video of Selma Blair’s Ass.
- Eva loves a good brazilian wax.
- That "cool mom" gets 30 years.
- People actually think this is real.
- I take it that this teen is ASIAN.
- Where's she going to stick that?

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» sorry posted on 11/14/05 by Opie

Just some FFL - Stupid Ups - feel sick now.

I'll have some "Hunting with Opie" videos Wednesday(with the other goods) when I feel better, unless I decide to post Tuesday, Wed, and Friday too.

Maybe I'll feel better if I go see that new 50 cent movie, boy does it look good.

- FFL -

- Bad crash.
- Slippery sex.
- Hottest ass.
- Porno Oopsy.
- Funny shirts.
- Stop sign slam.
- COCKBLOCKER?
- Jessica's a bad girl.
- Crissy is fucking hot.
- Doing it via webcam.
- Osama on Family Guy.
- No limit can be a bitch.
- Christina model's pussy!
- I bet that hurt.. Twice.
- Kill everything. (You're God)
- Now this is some cool camo.
- UFC elbow/forearm knockout.
- Jesus Christ.. What a dumbass.
- Africa 'needs anal sex awareness'.
- WWE wrestler Eddie Guerrero died.
- If you're bored, play this fish game.
- Kate doing the whole school girl thing.
- He separates sugar from water in his guts.
- Playstation 3 on eBay. (Don't be stupid and bid)
- Emo Rangers. What happens when they slit their wrist?
- People actually thought the lighthouse thing was real?

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» Short and Friday. posted on 11/11/05 by Opie

Note: Monday's post will around 8-9pm



Worst job ever. (Be patient it's hilarious)



Don't scare black people.



Check out that puss..



He got hit where?



Run-by-shirt-puller-downer. Or something.
Joke

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?"

The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.' "

The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"

The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."

The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"

The fella proudly replies, " 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!' "

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"

The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because "'Quality is Job One" " Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"

The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....Like a Rock!" And gives a wink!

Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer."

The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "'Why Secret?"

The cowboy says,

"Because it's "STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!"

- FFL -

- Hot Bikini.
- Bugger. (haha)
- Hannah is a slut.
- The Carson Song.
- Hot Babe Pampita.
- I wish I had a tail.
- That probably hurt.
- Penthouse Pet. Yay.
- What Super Heros really do.
- Cookie Monster on Family Guy.
- Beer enema. Yes, I said enema.
- Let's go jump ramps on go-carts.
- 18 year old Mayor? That's crazy.
- Haha, check out this money shot.
- This Aqua car is pretty damn cool.
- The white David Blaine at it again.
- She said "Nasty fucking nigger". Hmm.
- Dumbass isn't even the correct word here.
- I think this girl is crazy. (Big tittas though)

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» weeee posted on 11/09/05 by Opie



W.O.W time.
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Watch this dumbass.



Was she breaking out into song?



Tiger vs Croc.



That had to suck.



Gay.
Joke

US Ship: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

CND reply: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

US Ship: This is the Captain of a US Navy Ship. I say again, divert your course.

CND reply: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course!

US Ship: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS CORAL SEA*, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!!

CND reply: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

From the submit box

you are a fucking ignorent asshole, the stuff your showing its sick, if
i have time i'm going to crash your vile site, if i do not your URL will be posted
on a Hacking Forum and disposed of that way, or better yet a Cracking forum,
Crackers will not ownly remove the offencive materal they will destroy your site,
which i think in this case someone like you should not be allowed to publish on
www.
Lone

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REMOTE ADDR: 64.34.168.xx
BROWSER: Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; U; PPC Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/312.5.1 (KHTML, like Gecko) Safari/312.3.1

I'm not the one on a Mac, and I can spell.

- FFL -

- Paranoia.
- I'd do her.
- Bouncy Fun.
- Morning sex.
- Cute Girl Alizee.
- Raven Riley fans?
- Defuse the bomb.
- Webcam Stripper.
- DVD quality movies.
- What the hell? Hahaha
- Charlize Theron photos.
- That crazy ASIAN got life.
- YEAH FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!
- This guy is like half monkey.
- Put condoms on the weiners.
- Shirts you might go to hell over.
- A gigantic ape standing 10 feet tall...
- A rap video that might as well be porn.
- NFL cheerleader arrested for public sex.
- This game is like connect 4 and tetris.
- Anyone remember the "she bangs" dude?
- Something is wrong with this crazy bitch.
- The most amazing video you will see all day.
- Kids see a suicide instead of Chicken Little.
- Lets just sit back and think about this one.
- Screenshots from Madden 06 for Xbox 360.
- Idiot riding a motorcycle naked, then wrecks.
- Hi, I'm dumb. A train chased me down and ran over me.

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» Hi. posted on 11/07/05 by Opie



Kevin Federline (Mr. Britney Spears) is a rapper/idiot.



Ashlee Simpson drunk at McDonald's.



This is better than the "cleaner girl" clip.



College people....



Haha.



Another UFC clip.
Joke

A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book.

As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area.

He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.

The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement she get up and starts stripping in front of him.

The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?"

His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay,"

The husband says, "No, not at all.

His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then!!"?

I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.

Images



Damn Nigga!



God forbid some people with those same names read that too.



Oops.



Who stood on her head?



Yours right?



Always wanted to be a rapper.



Great costume. (Late on this one)



Hmmm..
- FFL -

- Camel Toe.
- Threesome.
- Sexy blonde.
- The BIG 'O'.
- Marisa Miller.
- Webcam girl.
- Naked accident.
- People vs Animals.
- Two hotties for ya.
- Midget tossing game.
- Weed legal in Denver?
- Are you a troubled teen?
- How nerds score chicks.
- Celebrity underwear quiz.
- Come onnnnn ASS CHEEK.
- I used to watch that show.
- Lighting bolt killed 68 cows.
- Great images of Paris Hilton.
- Columbine Massacre... GAME.
- David Hasselhoff is your hero.
- At least it wasn't a shut out.
- Watch out for pirates in Somalia.
- That Christina model girl nipple slip.
- F-14 busts into flames during mid-flight.
- I wouldn't draw on the walls in Chicago.
- Glowing part of the ocean looks like man juice.
- Who likes stretch marks? More pictures below.

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» Burp posted on 11/02/05 by Opie

Here's the rest of the post, thanks for not sending in retarded e-mails.



W.O.W time.

Downloading info: If the file says corrupted then it's something with your download settings, privacy settings, or you're running a firewall of some sort.

Do not use download managers, right click "save as" (just click the link). Also use IE, none of that firefox shit.

If it still doesn't work - google "boobs".

And some funny stuff:



I like Toyota's commercials.



Great prank.



What's that saying again?



Watch out for that bird.



At first I thought this was an OCD ad.



Crazy.. TRIBE PEOPLE
- FFL -

- Hot love.
- Skiing game.
- Tina Jo Ho.
- Orgasm Fest.
- 27 fun facts.
- I call bullshit.
- Tower game.
- Canopy deploy.
- Doing it in public.
- Don't litter guys.
- Underwater Nuke.
- Come onnnnn tittie!
- Office Space game!
- Impossible Pursuits.
- Harry Potter dancers?
- Salma Hayek half naked
- I think this site is bullSHIT.
- Keira Knightley’s sex scene
- Two hotties and dildo fun.
- Gay people don't work silly.
- Need to see some free porn?
- Bill Gates walks into a camera.
- Watch out for rotating blades.
- Apparently she messed the dance up.
- Hot blonde on the beach in a white bikini.
- I wonder if Yahoo knows what that means.
- I couldn't keep a boner due to stupid music.
- Haha. Anyone see this fan steal the football?
- Mitch Hedberg clips. (If you're to lazy to look in the archives)

No post Friday, going out of town. Monday will be a good one.

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