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� Quailman! posted on 11/26/08 by Opie

W.O.W

Lazytown featuring Lil John. (So wrong, yet funny as hell)

Let's hit women!

Damn, she fine.
Joke

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'

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[NSFW] - Fuck buddy.
[NSFW] - Nude ASIAN!
[ SFW ] - Pretty flower.
[NSFW] - Very nice tits.
[NSFW] - Naked Cowgirl.
[ SFW ] - Girls queefing?
[ SFW ] - MAGIC TRICKS!
[ SFW ] - Talented boobs.
[NSFW] - Dirty babysitter.
[ SFW ] - I laughed a little.
[NSFW] - Girls on webcams.
[ SFW ] - Sleeping girl prank.
[NSFW] - It's self shot nudes.
[ SFW ] - Man Vs Jackhammer.
[ SFW ] - I Celebrate Festivus.
[ SFW ] - 1 year old is pregnant
[ SFW ] - Sexy girls in an elevator.
[ SFW ] - Aren't these just lovely?
[ SFW ] - Damn these girls can sing.
[ SFW ] - Click for best X-mas Gifts!
[ SFW ] - The crowd helped him out.
[NSFW] - Live girls doing the naughty.
[ SFW ] - Currently a Homo in this link.
[ SFW ] - Top 10 Chicks Kissing Scenes.
[ SFW ] - It's like a display of pedophiles.
[ SFW ] - Men should not play Wii fit hula hoop.
[ SFW ] - Anything that involves tampons is gross.
[ SFW ] - 15 Ways to Use a Turkey Baster for Sex.
[ SFW ] - Yeah bottles don't really break over your head.
[ SFW ] - Snoop and Martha Stewart make mashed potatoes!

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� yay posted on 11/24/08 by Opie

Q: Why do women get periods?
A: Because they deserve them.

Single Ladies REMIX.

Bruce Lee could really do this.

Good way to scare someone.

That's bad ass.

We have great ideas.

Has anyone seen my arm?

He's good.

Who films their Mom on the pot?

AND THE WINNER IS..

I don't want to give it away.

CATZILLA
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[ SFW ] - Hoooly shit.
[NSFW] - Real fuck buddy.
[ SFW ] - PETA gets Lohan.
[ SFW ] - MADtv's Batman.
[NSFW] - I love porn acting.
[ SFW ] - I need nudes of her.
[ SFW ] - Duck and Dog are BFF.
[ SFW ] - These guys are faggots.
[ SFW ] - Seats don't like fat girls.
[NSFW] - I like the school girl outfit.
[ SFW ] - Enduring A Sex Marathon.
[ SFW ] - I want to marry Megan Fox.
[ SFW ] - A clever way to steal a car.
[ SFW ] - This is a black mans heaven.
[ SFW ] - Hot chick gets baby powered.
[ SFW ] - Pregnant and available 24/7.
[ SFW ] - Cops took his Xbox and games!
[ SFW ] - Who the fuck needs a goatee template?
[ SFW ] - This guy is actually good. To bad he's fat.
[ SFW ] - Kimmel goes to get his hair did in the hood.
[ SFW ] - Teen kills self on a website. (I want the video!)
[ SFW ] - Great scene from The Brother from Another Planet.

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� yo posted on 11/21/08 by Opie

Awesome card trick.

This is freaking hilarious.

Macgyver tornado punch!!!!!!

Drive-by compliments.

Interpretation of Fucking Hostile (Pantera) FUNNAY

Tigers attack a dude.

She sucks, the dog is funny.

I'm dumb.

Nice goal.
Joke

It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting: "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch .."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's finger and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.

"SHIT" said the Hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.

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[ SFW ] - Baby fight club.
[ SFW ] - Duct tape man.
[NSFW] - Dinner then sex.
[ SFW ] - Wonder Woman.
[NSFW] - Free sex tonight!
[NSFW] - Naked Euro teen.
[ SFW ] - Death Metal Monk.
[ SFW ] - Madonna is insane.
[ SFW ] - JCVD THE MOVIE!!!!!!
[ SFW ] - Semen recipes.. WTF.
[NSFW] - Damn that's a nice ass.
[ SFW ] - A dog that squirts water.
[ SFW ] - What a lovely new couple.
[ SFW ] - I request for her to roll over.
[ SFW ] - Excellent question young man.
[ SFW ] - Not Guitar Hero, it's Bike Hero.
[ SFW ] - Tips on finding casual sex partners.
[ SFW ] - Apparently the INTERNET IS MAGIC.
[ SFW ] - The hottest girl on myspace! Or not.
[ SFW ] - Flexible TV screen. Very cool, but old.
[ SFW ] - Remember the screen in Minority Report?
[ SFW ] - In case you've never seen 2 guys 1 horse.
[ SFW ] - Imagine if someone answered the door wearing this.

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� boobs posted on 11/19/08 by Opie

W.O.W

Golf ball washer.

He will toss your salad

Nice.

Kung Fu clowns!
Quick Joke

An elephant asked a camel "Why do u have boobs on your back?"

The camel replied, "Dude that's a good question for a guy who has a penis on his face."

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Only way to play Wii.

He must be a wrestler.
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[ SFW ] - Hot tease.
[NSFW] - Cam whores.
[ SFW ] - Hello Alizee.
[NSFW] - Porn reviews.
[ SFW ] - Fun dice game.
[NSFW] - One night stand.
[ SFW ] - Why so serious?
[ SFW ] - Futuristic laptops.
[ SFW ] - I would bang Hedi.
[ SFW ] - Oldest body builder.
[ SFW ] - DAMN NIGGA is right.
[ SFW ] - 8 locations for a quickie.
[ SFW ] - Reasons to love the wind.
[ SFW ] - Trick shots with hot girls.
[ SFW ] - "Do you live in a box" haha
[NSFW] - Rate girls stripping videos.
[ SFW ] - Need some X-mas gift ideas?
[ SFW ] - Dropping stuff out of air planes.
[ SFW ] - Polar bear and dog make friends!
[ SFW ] - Michael Jordan loses 1 on 1 game.
[ SFW ] - Old school pictures hosted on Google.

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� bunch of shit posted on 11/17/08 by Opie

Lesnar Vs Couture!!! (2nd round)

Justin is in the Single Ladies video.. Funny stuff.

Craziest deer hunt ever.

HEADSHOT!

She can't celebrate correctly.

Dog got scared.

That hurt.

What an idiot.

Another raping dog.
Jokes

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

Why do men break wind more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.

I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

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