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� fridayyyy posted on 01/29/10 by Opie

The power of cheese.

How to Clean on a Moving Sidewalk

Woman faints on The Price Is Right.

Pizza delivery prank.

Awesome golf shot.

I guess she wouldn't do the dishes. I'm kidding. (Not really)

Best Worst Strip Club Commercial Ever

Her tits fall out.

Wait a minute..

What's funnier than midget porn?
Q and A

Q: What's the latest pop group to come out of Haiti?
A: New Blocks On The Kids

Q: What do you name a retarded Asian?
A: Som Ting Wong

Q: What is the difference between an overweight and a full figured girl?
A: It depends on how horny the guy is who is looking at her.

Q: What do you call a fly when you pull off its wings?
A: A walk.

Q: What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps?
A: Michael Phelps finishes a race.

Q: What do you call a man who doesn't cheat on his wife during a business trip?
A: An astronaut.

Q: What do you get when you cross PMS with a GPS?
A: A fucking bitch that can find you ANYWHERE.

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[ SFW ] - TSA worker made a girl cry from playing a joke.
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� jerk it day posted on 01/27/10 by Opie

W.O.W

Bonus W.O.W clip. (More of that sexy girl)

I want to see this movie, bitch.

Homemade porno!
Joke

Michael J. Fox plays one hell of a tambourine. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox puts too much salt on his food. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox's Polaroids develop more quickly. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox once caused a can of soda to explode in someones face just by handing it to him. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J Fox can never play Operation. Because of Parkinson's.

You know that scene in BTTF where Michael J Fox is on the stage and he's jumping around with the guitar? It wasn't in the script, he just did it. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox's cellphone is always on vibrate. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox can't piss standing up. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J Fox holds the high score on DDR. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox accidentally erases everything he draws on an Etch-a-Sketch. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox enjoys masturbation a lot more. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox always makes a mess at Denny's. Because of Parkinson's.

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DAMN NIGGA

Too soon?

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[ SFW ] - Mighty Putty Spoof.
[ SFW ] - Jersey Shore as kids.
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[ SFW ] - The guy that does Elmo.
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[ SFW ] - Another COD6 cool knife kill.
[ SFW ] - Mission to the edge of Space
[ SFW ] - Love the Hangover Movie Shirts?
[ SFW ] - Lisa moves for the camera. (Sexy)
[ SFW ] - Brendan Fraser retarded clap remix.
[ SFW ] - Is this another version of Lady Gaga?
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Valentine's Gift Ideas For Her.
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[ SFW ] - The 1987 Crystal Light National Aerobic Championship.

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� puta posted on 01/25/10 by Opie

Wait for the surprise ending.

Cat Vs Dog while eating.

HEAD SHOT!

Don't mess with big spiders.

Chop it's head off then drink it's blood.

Neat.

Kind of weird huh.

Old hippies banging on a nude beach.
Joke

Two women friends had a girl's night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten a little over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and didn't want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!'

'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came home with a card stuck to her ass that said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.''

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[ SFW ] - Quadbike Backflip Fail.
[NSFW] - A site all about vaginas.
[ SFW ] - MacBook Air Ad (Parody)
[ SFW ] - Some pickup lines for ya.
[ SFW ] - Make your own Surrogate.
[ SFW ] - "You look like a black boy".
[ SFW ] - Full back and nice ass tattoo.
[ SFW ] - What the hell is going on here?
[ SFW ] - When did Walmart get so funny?
[ SFW ] - Honest mobile home commercial.
[ SFW ] - Shoot people out of a helicopter.
[ SFW ] - Very stupid Powerball commercial.
[ SFW ] - FACE DOWN ASS UP THAT'S THE WAY..
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[ SFW ] - Video on what happens in the meat industry.

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� YO MTV RAPS posted on 01/22/10 by Opie

Listen to Peyton Manning say "Goddamn it Donald"

Woodpecker Vs Snake

Four Animals One Grinder!! (They're already dead)

Someone Fresh Prince's a Christian TV show.

Classic Fuck yo couch Remix.

100 mph Volcano Bike Crash

Bobsled Wardrobe Malfunction.

The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time

Man shoots guy in the streets and is a rookie at it too.

Hot shower sex.
Joke

"Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Walmart. (they were ON SALE) for my 2 dogs. I was about to check out when a women behind me asked if I had a dog. (What did she think I had? An elephant.)

Since I had little else to do, and I'm pretty much an asshole, I told her no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side I lost 50 pounds before I awakened in the intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms.

I told her it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my balls and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard.....WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.

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DAMN NIGGA!

COME ONNN TITTIE!

That boat probably smells like shit.

Haiti likes red drinks.

Jack doesn't like that joke.

KFC.

Nice beard.

Something is about to be destroyed.
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[ SFW ] - The Online Gamer. (Part 2)
[ SFW ] - Avoid scary surprises. Um..
[ SFW ] - Box Wine In The Microwave.
[ SFW ] - Offensive Fist Pump T-Shirt.
[NSFW] - Something Wrong About Mary.
[ SFW ] - Cool drum box animation video.
[ SFW ] - Conan Blowing NBC's Money.. haha
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[ SFW ] - The Most Badass Sports Intro Ever.
[ SFW ] - This guy is a douche, but pretty funny.
[ SFW ] - Check out this fat Mexican kid "rapping".
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� pee in thy butt posted on 01/20/10 by Opie

W.O.W (Hanna Hilton)

Top 99 Women of 2010

Hygiene FAIL.. That's nasty.

Webcam couple #1.

Webcam couple #2.
Joke

The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.

Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!"

The dying man said nothing.

The priest repeated his order. Still the dying man said nothing.

The priest asked, "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?"

The dying man said, "Until I know where I'm heading, I don't think I ought to aggravate anybody"

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[ SFW ] - ASIAN with big tits.
[ SFW ] - 99 Words for Boobs.
[ SFW ] - Whoa and whoa again!
[ SFW ] - I Gotta Feeling Parody.
[ SFW ] - Married at Mcdonalds?
[ SFW ] - Does Jesus watch me poop?
[ SFW ] - Blue Balls educational video.
[ SFW ] - Military style shooting game.
[ SFW ] - Something is alive in the sewer.
[ SFW ] - This fat kid has sword fighting skills.
[NSFW] - I want three girls to play with my penis.
[NSFW] - Chick gives head while roommate studies.
[ SFW ] - Bus driver hits dip, can't sleep, gets $31K.
[ SFW ] - I bet you can't laugh without smiling. haha
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[ SFW ] - Conan Lists The Tonight Show on Craigslist.
[ SFW ] - Not sure what's going on but it's kind of cool.

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� BkfcT posted on 01/18/10 by Opie

Fun Fact: Girls have unique magic tricks: They get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.