» Drop your kids on their head day posted on 11/15/10 by
Opie
Damn she's good!
Damn this made my feet tingle.
Holy stupid Batman!
How the hell does he do this? (Repost)
Jesus walk on water Prank.
RIP Piano.
Rope swing FAIL!
Lady gets smoked by a car.
Big booty!
Stripper!
Joke
When Michael J Fox walks on the Carpet, he generates 1.21 gigawatts of static electricity, because of Parkinson's.
When Michael J Fox puts on glasses, people call him 16-eyes, because of Parkinson's.
Michael J Fox cannot feel when his cellphone is on vibrate, because of Parkinson's.
Michael J Fox doesn't use a blender, because of Parkinson's.
Michael J Fox will always bath in a jacuzzi, because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox can?t piss standing up, because of Parkinson?s.
Michael J Fox holds the high score on DDR, because of Parkinson?s.
Michael J. Etch-a-Sketch is always blank, because of Parkinson?s.
You know that scene in BTTF where Michael J Fox is on the stage and he?s jumping around with the guitar? It wasn?t in the script, he just did it, because of Parkinson?s.
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Fuckbook.
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MMA Girls.
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Holy titties!
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Hot cam sluts.
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Fight Club: Penis
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Female Borat. Hot.
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Doug.. IN REAL LIFE!
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A true rat tail. haha
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Great Teen Creampie.
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Incredible blonde bitch.
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Balloon Fetish Guy.. WTF?
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Hot teen needs two cocks.
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Funny shirts for just $6.99!
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Like a real life Grizzly Adams.
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Top 10 Paths Of Destruction
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First look at The Green Lantern!
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Legalize weed now! (Intel Parody)
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These guys sure know how to dance.
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Endless Orgasm Causes Brain Damage.
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So a bunch of people go kill themselves in this forest. Cool.
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Normally I don't post black girls, but these will blow your mind.
» road rage club posted on 11/12/10 by
Opie
Lil Jon Sesame Street Anthem!!!!!!!!!
Inception Animals.
Pretty awesome sneaky play.
Player ejected for back handsprings.. haha
Wolverine gets a manicure
JC Anderson golf tip.. haha
Xbox Kinect FAIL!
Voting machine that cheats!
Naked Kung Fu girl!
How To Survive Corporate Retreats.
Gothic chick gives good head
Threesome + anal.
Hot.
Joke
Logan: Dude, dude, did you hear about the smoking hot twins I've been banging for the last month and a half?
James: No i haven't, are they like really hot twins or are they kinda fugly and you're banging them jus cuz they're twins?
Logan: No dude, they're totally fucking gorgeous plus they're complete fucking nymphos. I met them at a sex shop and so now every time i come over to their place we just have completely nasty kinky vile sex for hours and hours on end. Then, after they've totally worn me out, they just dildo and go down on each other and let me watch, its fucking incredible, i hit the fucking jackpot man.
James: hahaha that's awesome dude, but how can you tell the difference between them? Does one of them have a sexy mole on her ass or something?
Logan: Well, Cindy has absolutely voluptuous C cups, long blonde flowing hair, and the ass of a black goddess while David is bald but has a really thick mustache
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Crazy shirts.
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Phone babes.
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Sexy cam girls.
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Guaranteed sex.
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Facebook of Sex.
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400 mph RC plane!
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Electronic Smokes.
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Pathetic sign jump.
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Sex Tip of the Day.
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Hot homemade porno.
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Now an Old Spice lady!
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So this deer walks in a bar.
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ASIAN pussy gets pounded.
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Bob Marley calms baby very quick.
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Fake lesbians are just not the same.
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HUGE Black Ops glitch (Game Ruining)
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Chick watches her friend get banged.
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Prison Camp in Russia.. Yay for abuse!
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A bunch of funny basketball player pics.
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I know I'm an asshole but this is really stupid.
» don't hate just rape posted on 11/10/10 by
Opie
W.O.W
Sex on the beach.
How do guys enjoy this?
Threesomes!
Scare at Cowboy's Stadium
Training at the Dallas cowboys practice field was delayed nearly two hours this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the ground.
Initially the Cowboys thought it was a prank ! Training and practice was immediately suspended while police and Homeland Security personnel were called to investigate.
After a complete analysis, Dallas and Arlington Police forensic experts determined that the white substance, unfamiliar to most players, was in fact the goal line.
Practice will resume this afternoon after Police and Homeland Security decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
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Kat Dennings (40 Year Old Virgin) Naked!
DAMN NIGGA!
Uh what?
Everyone should do this.
FAIL.
He got fucked up.
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Fuckbook.
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Balloonacy.
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Ex-GF video.
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Hot cam girls.
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Funny T-shirts.
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Extreme Chicks.
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Hot busty chick.
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Her tits are huge.
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Balls deep of GTFO!
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Now WTF do we do?
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Dam You Auto Correct!
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Star Wars Sex Positions.
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Sasha Grey Blow J party.
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Katt Williams weed remix.
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Holy surprise Batman!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Compilation Of Rough Face Sex.
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2010 NYC Marathon Time-Laspe.
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Oh that Xzibit is one funny mother.
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Fine ass teen gives her BF a quickie.
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Get ready to say "AWWWWWWWW".
» Let's not turn this rape into a murder posted on 11/08/10 by
Opie
Holy shit that had to hurt!
Probably the best prank ever, but I watched The Good Son too.
Invisible racecar fire.. haha
Hot chick falls off the boat.
This is why drunk girls are awesome.
Awkward Low-Five haha
Cat wants to fly.
There is no BATHROOM!!!
Wait for it... BOOM!
Hot Emo chick.
Amateur teen shows off on cam.
Figging Gone Wrong
More hotties like her here.
Joke
Michael J Fox walks into a Ice-Cream Parlor.
The Ice-Cream server asked how many scoops he would like Michael J Fox replies: "It doesn't matter, I'm going to fucking drop it anyways." ..because of Parkinson's.
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Teen anal!
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Lemonade.
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Chain Surfing.
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Shower babes.
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Dirty little teen.
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Facebook of sex.
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Sexy blonde teen.
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Chuck Norris is here.
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Chat with dirty sluts.
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Smoke INSIDE legally.
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The Real Boardwalk Empire.
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This hamster knows Kung-Fu!
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Why is she with this fat fuck?
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The 5 Biggest Marijuana Myths.
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A water gun in the form of a penis.
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Gay ASIAN lipsyncs to Kesha.. Uh..
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The man behind the Barney costume.
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What the fuck has Obama done so far?
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Wicked amateur drains boyfriend's penis.
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North Korea - Hell March. (Pretty bad ass)
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San Francisco bans Happy Meals.. WHAT!?
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Anal Sex Prep Guide. (Meant for non gays)
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This black chick has some pretty ass titties.
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She only needs one letter to solve the puzzle!
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Adam Sandler's new movie actually looks funny.
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How to Annoy People in Modern Warfare 2.. haha
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Guy does very good Denzel & Will Smith impressions.
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A torture victim describes his ordeal with Indonesia soldiers.
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Sesame Street - How Crayons Are Made (I actually remember this shit!)
» hi ho hi ho posted on 11/05/10 by
Opie
Late for work? hahaha
I like how he takes the next exit after his fuck up.
Kittens being shot with lasers. (Not real lasers!)
Sexy dance FAIL.
Dig dig sniff sniff.
Awesome Halloween mask.
Apparently he hates Niggers. Wait..
Damn, almost.
She sure is bendy.
Hot Goth porn. (Lesbians!)
Insane ex-girlfriend sex tape!
Sexy redhead.
Joke
An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.' I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. "So what do you think about that Doc ?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season."
One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun."
"As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.
Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'." "Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that ?" asked the doctor. The 86-year-old said ,
"Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied , "My point exactly."
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Fuckbook.
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Ex-GF pics.
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Office fuck job.
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Hot drunk chicks.
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Vintage T-shirts.
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Grizzly versus Bison.
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Salty Chocolate Balls.
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Hot amateur sex tape.
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Homemade submarine!
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Another idiot gets tased.
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Haha this isn't a fair game.
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WTF is this naked guy doing?
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Why weed is better than sex.
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Less tattoo More boob please.
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College Class On Fisting. haha
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Top 10: Revenge-Movie Villains.
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Pee-Wee Herman on WWE Raw.
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LeBron James Gay Nike Commercial.
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I love the Hair Dryer Powder Prank.
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Possibly the worst car owner ever.
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Chat with naked girls this weekend.
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So this is like a British Springer? Haha
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Girl freaks out because she can't sing.
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Guy plows car through World Series crowd.
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Jeezz these people live in complete garbage.
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Girl goes crazy with her cam's special effects.
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Too bad this is fake, let's see Jackass try this.
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» It's gonna be a blood bath posted on 11/03/10 by
Opie
Note: The Forums are still open just for a little while longer. Once they close I'll get back to the other site shit. (This week)
W.O.W
She has really bad aim haha
Jeezz.. How long did he pump his dick up?
Nothing like a big group of sluts.
Fuck the Apocalypse! (Cool car commercial)
Joke
Tour Bus driver is driving with a Bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old Lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady,
?Why don?t you eat the Peanuts yourself??
?We can?t chew them because we?ve no teeth?, she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, ?Why do you buy them then??
The Old Lady Replied,
?We just love the Chocolate around them?.
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Holy ass!
Excellent Ad placement.
Someone is going to die.
Carl of Duty!
Catman!
DAMN NIGGA!
Silly duck.
Jet Ski across the ocean huh?
I needs a neck brace.
I fucking love passports!
Wonder how many kids got that "special" candy.
And God said let there be a trunk.
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Best ass.
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Big ass tittas.
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Horny Teens.
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Hot Latina ass.
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Celtics Fan FTW!
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Facebook of Sex.
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Sex tip of the day.
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Almost a threesome.
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Holy long shot Batman!
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Killer tits, like seriously.
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A stupid song about Snugies.
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Looks like an ASIAN Batman.
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It's funny because he's fat.
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Naked whores to chat with.
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Shaquille O'Neal in drag haha.
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16 Ex GF revenge sites in one.
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Play Classic Legend of Zelda Online!
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Celeb hotties caught smoking weed.
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Some of these sign are funny as hell.
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Eminem Not Afraid Parody. Pure Awesome.
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It's getting cold. Smoke inside with E-Cigs.
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The fucking weather. (The best weather site)
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So is this music video about pooting butterflies?
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Commando: The Musical (Arnold Schwarzenegger)
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Zach Galifianakis Smokes a Joint on Bill Maher's Show.
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You know you're awesome if you can DDT someone in a fight.
» I need to stop talking in my sleep posted on 11/01/10 by
Opie
Real ghost caught on tape!
Deer- 1 Bow hunter- 0
Holy Knock Out!
He almost died.
His Kung Fu is not weak.
Well that looked painful.
This one needs to be longer.
Caught in the act.
18 year old losing her virginity!
Sexy Blow J and nice tits.
Joke (Oldie but good one)
There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else.
So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation, the old man "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except..." and he stopped."
"Except what?"
"Nothing, nothing."
"C'mon, tell me ! I need something!"
"Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'voodoo dick.'"
"So what's up with this voodoo dick?" the businessman asked.
The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said "Big fucking deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!"
"Ahh, but you haven't seen what it'll do yet."
He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo dick, the door."
The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said
"Voodoo dick, get back in your box!"
The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there, quiescent once more.
Businessman "I'll take it!"
The old man resisted, saying "it wasn't for sale", but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say...
"Voodoo dick, my pussy."
He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
After he'd been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo dick. She got it out, and said "Voodoo dick, my pussy!" The voodoo dick shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before.
After three orgasms, she decided she'd had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgot to tell her how to shut it off. So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn't been drinking, but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her pussy, and wouldn't stop screwing.
The officer looked at her for a second, and then said:
"Yea, right. Voodoo dick, my ass!"
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Sex date?
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Hot chicks.
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Nicest tits!
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Dirty cam girls.
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Nice ass and tits.
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Come onnnn tittie!
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T-shirts only $6.99!
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Halloween light show.
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Well this is uh strange.
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Bat cave / Movie room!
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"They're smoking Weed".
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Super hot chick does anal!
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Are they Real or Fake? (Tits)
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I threw up a little in my mouth.
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The Rapidshare Of FREE PORN!
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Holy expensive celebrity photos.
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Canadian football rules are crazy.
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Pretty good homemade sex tape.
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She went to hot to looking like shit.
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UFC and WEC will merge next year.
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100 Horror Movie Spoilers in 5 Minutes.
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Dave Chappelle talks about smoking weed.
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In case you missed this boobs music video.
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Why can't big tits be naked? (More on the right)
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This cow lost it's face in an accident and still stands.
