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smut dawg posted on 11/14/12 by Opie

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A Woman Walks Into The Downtown Welfare Office, Trailed By 15 Kids.

"Wow," The Social Worker Exclaims, "Are They All Yours?"

"Yep, They Are All Mine,"

The Flustered Momma Sighs, Having Heard That Question A Thousand Times Before.

She Says, "Sit Down Terry. " All The Children Rush To Find Seats.

"Well, " Says The Social Worker, "Then You Must Be Here To Sign Up.

I'll Need All Your Children's Names."

"Well, To Keep It Simple, The Boys Are All Named Terry And The Girls Are All Named Terri."

In Disbelief, The Case Worker Says, "Are You Serious? They're All Named Terry?"

Their Momma Replied, "Well, Yes-it Makes It Easier.

When It's Time To Get Them Out Of Bed And Ready For School , I Yell, 'Terry!' And When It's Time For Dinner, I Just Yell 'Terry!' And They All Come A Running. And If I Need To Stop The Kid Who's Running Into The Street, I Just Yell 'terry'

And All Of Them Stop. It's The Smartest Idea I Ever Had, Naming Them All Terry."

The Social Worker Thinks This Over For A Bit, Then Wrinkles Her Forehead And Says Tentatively, "But What If You Just Want One Kid To Come, And Not The Whole Bunch?"

"Then I Call Them By Their Last Names."

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Yeah I'm late, Fuck you posted on 11/12/12 by Opie

Sarah Silverman's Dirty Smartphone Hack

The most creative use of 3D printing!

Cat hates his reflection

Funny(Or on Drugs) Little League Umpire

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Let's see.. posted on 11/09/12 by Opie

Key & Peele- Substitute Teacher (This is Hilarious)

Guys take control of an Elevator and the funny begins!

Google House View (Beta)!!!

The Ultimate Fighter has turned quite Gay.

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Puppy vs. Doorstop

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Tortoise pushes over another Tortoise

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I waited in line for Zero minutes posted on 11/07/12 by Opie

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Divorce Letter

Dear Wife,
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.
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