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� har har posted on 12/15/10 by Opie

W.O.W

Porn directors are funny.

Webcam show with her son in the room. Good Job.

Stripping on her webcam.

College whores getting fucked.
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One night, a man and his lady friend were about to enter his apartment, when, before he could open the door, she said, ?Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door.?

The man says, ?Well, give me some examples.?

The lady explains, ?Well, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me. If a man fumbles around and can?t seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced, and that isn?t for me either.? Then she said, ?How do you unlock your door??

The man answered, ?Well, before I do anything else, I lick the lock??

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DAMN NIGGA!

Mind fuck.

"Psst say gurl, ima rape you after this aight?"

FUUUUUUUUU!!!

Only poor people say that.

That tree is pretty.

Um what?

Art?
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[ SFW ] - If you watch Dexter, watch this.
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[ SFW ] - Aladdin and Jasmine Solo.. hahaha
[NSFW] - A whole folder of sex in public pics.
[ SFW ] - You could see these tits from space.
[ SFW ] - Cop tries to stop a base jumper, but..
[ SFW ] - Every Zombie Death in "The Walking Dead"
[ SFW ] - Man opens fire at school board meeting. (Video)

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� fuck GSP posted on 12/13/10 by Opie

Note: Sorry so late, been peeing out of my ass all weekend.

GSP fight in the FFL.

UFC 124: Joe Stevenson vs. Mac Danzig

UFC 124: Jim Miller vs. Charles Oliveira

UFC 124: Stefan Struve vs. Sean McCorkle

UFC 124: Mark Bocek vs. Dustin Hazelett

Oh that camel!

This is the coolest marching band ever.

What the fuck?

What a way to waste good titties.

Come onnnnnnnn tittie!!!

Who needs sex when you have a FLESHLIGHT!
Joke

Little Johnny sees his Daddy?s car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.

Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.

?MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND??

Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story.

So Johnny tells her. ?I was at the playground and I saw Daddy?s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy??

At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, ?Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy?s face when you tell it tonight.?

At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story. He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, ?then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army.?

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[ SFW ] - Kick ass Christmas gifts.
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[ SFW ] - Great funny shirt presents.
[ SFW ] - Metrodome Roof Collapse Video
[ SFW ] - B-List Celebrities Sing 'Let It Be'
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[ SFW ] - UFC 124: St. Pierre vs. Josh Koscheck
[ SFW ] - Miley Cyrus smokes weed from a bong!
[ SFW ] - Mona Lisa. Real "Secret Codes" Discovered
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� 5 more years of Stern! posted on 12/10/10 by Opie

Girl freaks out about pizza.

This Gamestop commercial is funny as hell.

Nice serve Billy!

Alligator vs Electric Eel

Fast Food Sushi!!!

What happens when you shoot a 5 gallon propane tank? This.

Roof Bungee Jumping!

Crane Fail.

Lady falls behind reporter.

Damn, she gave me a headache.

Car test gone.. well you know.

Still waiting for a hand job version for guys.

I WISH I HAD MORE HANDS!

She pretty much has sex with a guitar.

I love college sluts.

You have to see this.
Joke

A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.

With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vise.

She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw.

The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to......to....cut it off are you?!"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."

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[ SFW ] - The Ultimate Redneck.
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[NSFW] - Pulsating Pussy.. Neat!
[ SFW ] - Red Riding Hood trailer.
[NSFW] - Sexy blonde gets fucked.
[ SFW ] - Funny shirts = Easy Xmas gifts.
[ SFW ] - Way to ruin the ass pic Mr. Cat!
[ SFW ] - 10 quirky science tricks for parties.
[NSFW] - Homemade sex tapes never get old.
[ SFW ] - I saw the Devil trailer. (Korean Thriller)
[ SFW ] - Ozzy doesn't know who Justin Bieber is.
[NSFW] - Who needs sex when you have a fleshlight?
[ SFW ] - How far and how fast can you go?! (Game)
[ SFW ] - Post found in shrimp cans. I use Spaghetti O's.
[ SFW ] - Michael Jackson - Hold My Hand Duet With Akon
[ SFW ] - Transformers: Dark of the Moon Official Announcement Trailer.
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� Go chop her head off posted on 12/08/10 by Opie

W.O.W

Wait for it!

This got me in the Christmas Spirit.

Sexy chick with tattoos.

When we're done I want a sandwich!

Hottest teen ass ever getting fucked!
Joke

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to the gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at the woman and all of his professionalism goes out the window. He immediately asks her to undress. After she has disrobed, the doctor begins stroking her thigh.

"Do you know what I?m doing?" he asks.

"Yes," she replies. "You?re checking for any abrasions or abnormalities."

"That?s right," says the doctor. Emboldened, he then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I?m doing now?"

"You?re checking for any lumps or breast cancer," she replies.

"Correct," says the doctor. Deciding to go for broke, he mounts her and begins having sex with her. "Do you know what I?m doing now?"

"Yes," she says. "You?re getting herpes?which is what I came here about in the first place."

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Here's a good Mind Fuck for ya.

DAMN NIGGA!

They're acting like it's watermelon.

Teamwork is key.

She's smart.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"I'm not getting down ya heard"

Now I know.

Y M C A
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[ SFW ] - Extreme Helicopter Troop Extraction.
[ SFW ] - Fuck You If You Don?t Like Christmas!
[ SFW ] - I want a hand job from this hand model.
[ SFW ] - If Zombies looked like this, I'd hit it.. Twice.
[ SFW ] - This is girls basketball.. Why all the excitement?
[ SFW ] - Hey hun, Hold this glass and I'm going to shoot it.

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� Untitled Document posted on 12/06/10 by Opie

"Yay I won, time to cut more weight"

Nice back flip.

Guy almost dies via train.

Knocked himself out!

Dancing dog.

Icy corner of doom!

He likes to party.

Big booty cam girl.

Red head with a smoking hot body.

Attention Whore Fail!
Joke

A man doing market research knocks on a door. He is greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.

"I'm doing some research for Vaseline," he says: "Have you ever used the product?"

"Yes," she replies: "My husband and I use it all the time."

"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?" he asks.

"We use it for sex," she replies.

The researcher is a little taken back. "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge," he says: "But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"

"I don't mind telling you at all," the woman says: "My husband and I put it on the door knob to keep the kids out."

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[NSFW] - Lesbians in the garden.
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[ SFW ] - Gifts for naughty boys & girls.
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[ SFW ] - California Girls (Metal Version!!!)
[ SFW ] - This is why kids kill their parents.
[ SFW ] - Bet on any type of sports and win.
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[ SFW ] - Dude fucked up his Viper. (At the end)
[ SFW ] - Guy got his pussy hurt last Black Friday.
[ SFW ] - Robbers got away with 50 cents. Score!
[ SFW ] - Top 10 Dates That Lead To The Bedroom.
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� argggggggg posted on 12/03/10 by Opie

Extreme Shaving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They still kick his ass after he's out.

Beware on the knife hand chop!

What drugs is she on and where can I purchase some?

She's a pro at turkey calling.

Ducks can't fight the wind.

Here's a camel hauling a car.

Watch out for naked guy on Live TV.

Very nice rack.

Oh is that what she said? haha

Terrorist titties!

Would You Swallow It?

LOL look fatties!
Joke

A guy was stranded on a desert island with Heidi Klum. Initially, he played it cool, not making any moves on her for several weeks.

Finally, he asked her if they could start a physical relationship, so as to attend to each other?s needs. Heidi was game, and a very nice sexual relationship began.

After several months, the guy approached Heidi and said,?I have a problem?It?s kind of a guy thing, but I need to ask you a favor.? Heidi replied, ?Okay,? to which he asked, ?Can I borrow your eyebrow pencil??

Heidi looked at him in confusion, but obliged.

The guy then asked, ?Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to draw a mustache on you?? Heidi was growing worried, but again obliged, so the guy drew a mustache on her.

Then the guy said, ?Can you wear some of my clothes? I need for you to look more like a man.? Heidi was becoming disappointed at this point, but hesitantly put on his clothes.

Finally, the guy said to Heidi, ?Do you mind if I call you Phil?? Heidi had now become very dejected, and said ?No, I guess not, you can call me Phil.?

So, the guy reached out and grabbed Heidi by the arms and shouted ?Phil, you won?t believe who I have been sleeping with!?

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[ SFW ] - Dogs are awesome.
[NSFW] - Sex in the classroom.
[ SFW ] - Tyra Banks likes Vaseline,
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[ SFW ] - Funny hockey goal celebration.
[ SFW ] - 66 Year old body builder.. haha
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[ SFW ] - Worst Band Ever Butchers Pink Floyd.
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[ SFW ] - Bret Michaels sings the national anthem (poorly)

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� haters gonna hate posted on 12/01/10 by Opie

Note: Bunch of updates coming at ya tonight

W.O.W

Belly dancer with huge tits.

Hot nerdy chick.

Um, his dick is looking to the left.

Great Present for Christmas.
Joke

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

?Why are you eating grass?? he asked one man.

?We don?t have any money for food,? the poor man replied.

?Oh, well, you can come with me to my house,? instructed the lawyer.

?But, sir, I have a wife and two kids with me!?

?Bring them along!? said the lawyer. He turned to the other man and said, ?You come with us, too.?

?But, Sir, I have a wife and six kids!? he answered.

?Bring them as well!? answered the lawyer, as he headed for his limo.

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, ?Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.?

The lawyer replied, ?Glad to do it. You?ll love my place. The grass is almost a foot tall!?

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