Happy Almost New Year posted on 12/30/13 by
Opie
UFC 168 Chris Weidman Vs Anderson Silva (Full Fight)
UFC 168 Ronda Rousey Vs Miesha Tate (Full Fight)
UFC 168 Travis Browne Vs Josh Barnett (Full Fight)
Flammable Water?
Crazy Paper Statue
Guy scares coworker. Same reaction every time. haha
Just A Monkey Playing In The Snow
Her Booty Shakes When She Pulls The Trigger! (GIF)
Small Dog Rides Big Dog (GIF)
Every Fucking Time! (GIF)
Look at the Butt on That!
Dude Spies On His Hot Roommate Masturbating
Christmas isn't over yet!
Holy shit..
Mega Hot Blonde Amateur
Amazing Booty!
She quits after filming this! HAHA
Boobie Bath!
Joke
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:
Are - my - test - results - back?"
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Sexy Melodi
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Dirty Cam Girls
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Come onnn Tittie!
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Kill some Zombies!
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Need some clean pee?
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Everyone < 3 Nerdcore
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Amazing T-Rex Illusion!
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Life Sentence for Weed?
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Bomb goes off on Live TV
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Gangnam Linkin Park Style
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Girls Having Fun in The Mud!
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Fast RC Cars Racing Indoors
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Crazy Camera Image Stabilizer
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Walter White Has Met His Match
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The 2015 Ford Bronco Looks Nice.
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Hot Julia has a nice big ass (29:46)
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Dick in your mothers fine ass (23:29)
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Seagulls On Laxatives Prank HAHAHA
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Claire Dames - What A Booty (34:47)
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Soldier dude fucking his wife hard (10:08)
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Play 80s and 90s Console Games for FREE!
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Burglars Unwittingly Put Victim In Gun Closet
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The 50 Most Googled Female Athletes Of 2013
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Blonde with a Killer Body gets Fucked! (23:15)
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Milf with big boobies fucked from behind (2:15)
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Stripper Gets Stuck Upside Down Behind Lockers
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Tattooed amateur gets plowed on live cam (32:49)
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Busty PAWG Jayden Gets Her Pussy Pounded Deep (29:51)
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Blonde beauty slippery massage and hard pussy fucked (12:46)
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Cute female politician lives her dream and joins a gangbang (5:29)
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Thai Man Gets Shot in the Back of the Head by a Rival Gang Member
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Guy pretends to work for model agency and fucks hot girl in public (3:00)
Sticky Keyboard posted on 12/27/13 by
Opie
This Year In Unnecessary Censorship - 2013
Why Country Music Was Awful In 2013
Check out this Automatic Pistol!
Fireman Christmas Light Show
Christmas Light Show - What Does The Fox Say
One-year-old Girl Masters Beatboxing
Dropping A Screw Into A Turbine Engine
What Does The Black Say?
Dude is A Hardcore Gamer
Christmas Boobs In Slow Motion
Slut with massive boobs pleasures herself in the church!
Don't Worry, It's just Chocolate :)
Oh My!
Hot babe Mary Fox getting rammed on bed
Alexis Texas booty fuck and facial
Only reason to go to the Gym!
Nice Booty!
The Kind of Whore You Marry!
Joke
A man walks in to a Bank and says:
"I want to open a Fucking Bank account"
The teller says "Sir, I can help you just please refrain from speaking to me that way or I'll have to call the manager"
He says "Just open the bank account, bitch".
The teller calls over her manager and he asks the customer "What seems to be the problem?"
The customer says "I want to open a fucking bank account for 10 million dollars" The manager says "Is this cunt giving you a problem?"
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Holy FUCK!
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SOCIAL SEX!
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Rooftop Romp!
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Scroll for Boobs!
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Nice Asses! (35:51)
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They're Both Hotties
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Need some clean pee?
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The New Kings of Kong
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Tell her to take it ALL off!
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Best News Bloopers 2013!
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Christmas Babes 2013 (Pics!)
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Guard of the Kingdom (Game)
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One Big Tribe by ill Papa Giraffe
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Russian Wedding Swingers (8:59)
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KUNG FURY Official Trailer HAHAHA
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Pedophile Gets Set Up and Beat Up
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Horny bitch feels herself while fucking
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These girls look Angry. Still would Hit it.
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Alternative Bimbo Jerks Hard Cock (5:02)
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"I Liked You Better Deaf" Song for his Dad
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Sex retreat with His Blonde wife Sandy (13:12)
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Amazing GF gives A Perfect BJ in the Kitchen (3:34)
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Amateur teases boyfriend with her fat pussy! (Pics!)
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Took me a moment to realize the man isn't a painting
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Brunette amateur has been a slut long enough (Pics!)
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Son Beats the Shit Out of His Father on Christmas Day
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2 White Mormon Guys Hustle 2 Black Guys In Basketball
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Curly haired hottie plays with her meaty vagina on the stairs (2:01)
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Horniest Amateur 19yo Teen couple makes a great sextape on Webcam (15:48)
Merry Christmas! posted on 12/24/13 by
Opie
W.O.W
WTF did I just watch?
Bath Time Fun!
Merry Christmas Porn!
Scissor Fuck Time!
This should be my Screen Saver
She likes that other Cabdy Cane!
Smack DAT ASS! (GIF)
Damn, she's Sexy! (GIF)
Quick Joke
I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
"Really?" she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she lost patience and demanded "Come on, what day was I born?"
"Yesterday." I replied
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It fits so perfectly.
Classic "Fuck that" Pic
Bear Traps work too.
Hahaha
Oh that stupid Elf!
Hey it's a giant Dildo
Good wrapping job
You know you did this.
Oh course Kanye wants to fly
Why bother right?
Home Alone and Die Hard are the same.
Horse Dog!
And the Bully is probably Gay now.
He hates those picture taker people
Uncle Jesse did it first!
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Social SEX!
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One Big Tribe
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Fuck she's Hot.
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They are really Sexy!
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Need some clean pee?
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Water Balloon/Wet Shirt
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Awesome Basketball play!
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There's some Sexy in here!
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Eating A Spider For A Dare
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Dead Alien Found in Siberia
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Lesbians on a Boat! (16:14)
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U GOT WHAT IN YOUR EYE!?
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COME OOOONNNNNN TITTIE!
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A game about defying gravity.
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AHL referee wears helmet cam
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Naked Christmas Babes! (Pics!)
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Three Chicks at the same time (6:04)
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Hot amateur stripteases slowly (Pics!)
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Deer Are A Long Boarder's Worst Enemy
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The TSA's 12 Banned Items of Christmas
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Obligatory "Parenting: You're doing it right"
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Amateur couple fucking on the train (7:54)
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Slim Curved Ebony Girl on a Huge Dick (32:25)
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MILF Has Been So Naughty This Christmas (7:20)
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Behind the Scenes of Sports Illustrated! (Hotties!)
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The ass on that one chick makes this good (18:06)
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Richard Christy Prank Calls a Christmas Store. HAHA!
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Slut fucks herself with a 2 liter bottle of Pepsi! (2:07)
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Crazy Bitch Uses Her Dildo Arsenal In A Public Park (11:21)
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Two Out of Control Girls That Don't Need Boyfriends (6:19)
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She doesn't want to do Anal, but he doesn't give a shit! (2:16)
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Jealous Thai Man Executes His Ex-Girlfriend While She's on a Date
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Those most incredible animatronic Santa Gorilla hits the town (Really Cool)
Naughty or Nice? posted on 12/23/13 by
Opie
Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You (Chatroulette Version)
National Lampoon's It's Christmas - REMIX
Jeopardy Contestant Answers Question with Bane Impression
How To Crush A Can Of Dr. Pepper With Slats Of Wood (HAHAHAHA)
Timelapse Of A Cat And A Christmas Tree
Stevie Ray Vaughan's Roadie Swaps Broken Guitar (Never misses a beat)
Happy Holidays Reversed Photoshop
Everyone...But The Center!
Bunny Nods Yes!
Jedi Cat!
100 Greatest Action Movie Punchlines Ever!
Camel Sacrifice Doesn't Go According to Plan in Iran
Nothing Better than Amateur Porn
Holy shit
They have fun in the Ladies Room
Hottest Late Night Show Ever!
HIGH FIVE!
DAT ASS!
Joke
I don't how many of you shop at Walmart, but this may be useful to know.
I am posting this to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping bags in the trunk. They both start wiping your windows with a rag and Windex, with their ample breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Walmart. You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they strip naked and start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one cleverly steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and most probably tonight.
Just thought you should know.
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Social Sex!
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5 Nice Asses!
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Super Hotties!
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SNL - Family Feud
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This Bitch is Gross
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Perfect Tits! (Pics!)
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Girls and Ice Cream!
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The 10 lies of Xmas
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Need some clean piss?
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Penn & Teller Money Trick
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An army of tiny, Silent Frogs!
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The Wrong Way To Run Track
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Hot Christmas Orgy (1:22:51)
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Jennifer Lawrence's Butt Plugs
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That one chick doing the Splits!
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A Graceful Escape From The Law
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Hot Blonde gets Pounded! (25:43)
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Try to Finish this Fun Santa Game
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First World Problems Anthem.. Blah
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Guy takes amateur from behind (12:46)
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Eat My Pussy In The Classroom! (19:22)
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Not experienced, but cock hungry (5:20)
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Bitch drinks her own ass milkshake (3:56)
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Slut uses a little doll to fuck herself (3:15)
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Lion Decides Not to Eat a Baby Wildebeest
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Two busty sluts fucked doggystyle (10:51)
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Lady Stealing Packages off Front Door Step
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Cute Russian Bikini Babe Can't Stop Dancing
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The Blonde in "Little Mix" is really fucking Hot
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Big Booty Latina Chick riding some Wiener (22:44)
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Cute Teen Webcam Girl Plays With Herself (12:26)
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Kid's Leg Breaks After Getting Knocked Down in a Fight
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Wife licks Cum Off The Table After Giving Handjob (1:58)
Christmas Time is NearEARRR posted on 12/20/13 by
Opie
Holiday Greeting From Chuck Norris!!!!!
Non Verbal Autistic Child sings A Whole New World (See you in Hell for laughing)
If Animals Were Round, Christmas Edition
Rhino Doesn't Like Being Disturbed While Eating
How To Keep Your Son From Acting Up
A Musical Tribute To Steve Irwin!
Penn & Teller's Bullshit - Vaccinations
That Isn't A Patch Of Grass.. Fuck that.
Something you probably missed when watching Home Alone
Rugby Rules 101 - How to Play Rugby Demonstration
Monster Truck Tug of War Ends in an Explosion
Wait until you see the rest of her
Do Porn Already.. KTHX
Holly Michaels Anal Creampie
Hot summer sex with a busty Aleksa Nicole
HO HO HOT!
Damn She's Fine!
Joke
An elderly couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, "Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"
Martha replied, "Well Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason.
Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, "I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons?'"
Martha said, "The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the mortgage.
Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?"
Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?"
Martha asked, "And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn't have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge."
"I recall that," said Henry. "And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time."
"Alright," Martha said. "So do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?"
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Hot Threesome
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Hot Ski Bunnies
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Gandalf vs Tram
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Christmas Games!
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Show your Titties!
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Smokin' Hot Babes!
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More LIFE HACKS!!!
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Gloryhole Fun (8:40)
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Some Tits that Jiggle!
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Amy Reid Anal (12:41)
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Need some clean pee?
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HOLY FUCK AT DAT ASS!
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He needs to lose weight.
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Friday's Filthy Fuck-Dump
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Ultimate Nerd Smackdown
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Rock Climbing while Prego?
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Two Chicks at the Same Time
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It's The DUCK DYNASTY XXX Parody
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Black Chick with a Nice Booty (17:25)
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Busty blonde fucking two guys (22:47)
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Student Fatally Shot by Campus Officer
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Natural MILF makes love to her man (11:40)
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Big Boobed GF has her first go at Anal (14:00)
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Dawn of the Planet of the Apes - Official Trailer
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Bodybuilding babe plays with her giant clit.. Yikes!
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What a Typical North Korean Interrogation Looks Like
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Mobile compatible Sex Videos, Does it get any better?!
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Christmas has come early this year. Costumes and Dildos
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Chinese Concept - The train that never stops at a station
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Human Undergoes Animal Testing for Animal Rights. Dumbass.
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Thai Man Attacks and Stabs His Wife While Onlookers Watch
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Amazing Cam Girl will make you cum in under 10 Seconds (3:35)
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Pedestrian Running Across a Road in the Ukraine Gets Sent Flying
TURBOMAN posted on 12/18/13 by
Opie
W.O.W (Holy shit)
DAT Lip Bite!
This Bitch has an Amazing Body!
Sexy Webcam Dance FAIL! haha
Stunning brunette Madison Ivy
Oh my god look at her tits!
Milf pounded in kitchen
Marry me.. Please?
The Pleasure has been Delivered!
Barely Legal Teen
Shake Dem Titties! (GIF)
She rides it good (GIF)
Q and A
Q: What is the one thing Spiderman can't eat?
A: Uncle Bens rice.
Q: What did Helen Keller say when she picked up the cheese grater?
A: That was the most violent book I've ever read.
Q: What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?
A: Little Caesars.
Q: Why did the Jedi kill his master?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: What do men and women have in common?
A: Both need some tissues after watching a good movie.
Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised as youth?
A: Jewish women won't touch anything that's not at least 10% off.
Q: What's the difference between my dick and my paycheck?
A: I don't have to beg my wife to blow my paycheck.
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Finally
Doing this next year
Bro Bro Bro
Jew Candy
IRL
YEAH.. FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
Hmm
Dude, you got beat by a girl.
Perfect Match
I'd still buy it
Still don't understand why..
Pop the Hood... POP THE FUCKING HOOD!
Sieg Heil
Cheers!
That can't be real
It's Happening.
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Social Sex
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Traffic Art
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Dirty.. Dirty Girls
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Come onnnn Tittie!
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Brutal Fisting! (5:10)
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Sex Tape Fails (3:12)
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Google Wind Map. Neato
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"Rainbow Magic" sculpture
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Twiharder (Twilight Spoof)
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Get your CLEAN Piss Here!
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Honest Trailers - The Hobbit
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The Anti Duck Face (Hotties)
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Scroll down and look for Tits!
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The Deer That Hates Skaters!
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Sex Videos in the best HD Quality
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Jerk on the move with Mobile Porn
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Key & Peele: Sex with Black Guys
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Live Puzzle 2 Christmas (Fun Game)
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All aboard the blowjob train! (3:17)
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Hot Julia has a nice big ass (29:46)
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New Car That Runs On Puppy Power
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Busty brunette riding a hard dick (7:51)
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Umpire gets hit by a pitch, Throws Game
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Sexy Latinas dominating one Dude (17:44)
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Fucked up amateur fucked by broomstick (2:34)
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We got some anal with a side of screamers (5:39)
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Babe Takes Huge Cock In her Tight Pussy (26:49)
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Two Hotties having a Booty Shake Contest (1:09)
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Step Mom Gives Handjob for waking Him Up (12:32)
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German GF gets Assfucked on Some Public Beach (4:00)
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Parent's that are too tough on their Kids. (Documentary)
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Homeless Man Gets Brutally Beat by Two Guys in Venice, CA
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Cute Brunette Uses A Corncob As A Substitute Sex Toy (2:04)
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Woman Bleeds to Death After Cutting Her Neck Open on a Kite Line.. That sucks.
