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� Ninja kick the damn rabbit posted on 02/09/05 by Opie

F-Gallery Updated.. The others are coming!

This weeks W.O.W involves a banana.
Q and A

Q: What did 50 Cent say to to his grandma after she knit him a sweater?
A: Gee, You knit?

Q: Why do you tend not to ask out the chick at the bar with the black eye?
A: Because you already know the bitch doesn't listen.

Q: Why can't Jesus eat m&m's?
A: Because he has holes in his hands.

Q: What would happen if you cut off your left side?
A: You would be all right.

Q: Why do girls like Jesus?
A: Cause hes hung like this *Hold arms up like Jesus on the cross*

Q: Why don't the Indonesians take showers anymore?
A: Because they are washing up on the beaches!

Q: Why is February Black History Month?
A: Cause it's the shortest month of the year.

Q. Why cant Mexicans have a barbeque?
A. The beans keep falling through the grill

Q: Why is hockey so racist?
A: Because it has bunch of white guys hitting a BLACK puck around.

Q: Why do black people need to use moisturizer?
A: So they don't crack up in the heat.

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A: A baby.

Q: What is the least wanted detergent in Indonesia right now?
A: Tide.

Q: What does a black person and a soda machine have in common?
A: They both take your money and give you coke in return.

Q: What happens when a Mexican and an ASIAN make a baby?
A: A car thief who can't actually drive is born.

Q: Why were there only 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?
A: They only had two cars.

Q: How did Jews leave the concentration camps?
A: Through the chimneys!

Q: How do you blind an ASIAN?
A: You put a windshield in front of him.

Q: How many black college students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but he gets 6 credits for it.

Q: Why can't Mexicans be firefighters?
A: They can't tell Jose from hose B.

Q: What do you call a fat kid with no arms?
A: Depressed

MO' VIDS!

I'm sure most of you have seen the movie this is from.

Cats just keep getting dumber.

Horn wired to the brakes.

I really hate this song.

An E-viewer done it!

Crazy magic girl.

Another great basketball clip.
JOKE!

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train.

Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember that there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the BITCH in the kitchen!"

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HAHAHA SIXTY NINE - Billy Madison

ASIANS..

Yeah! Fuck crackas! I forgot I'm white.

Crazy boobs.

DAMN NIGGA!

That dog is crazy.

Better check your back pocket.

Made my dumbass laugh.

Nut wedgie.

Yep.. Owned.

I wanta see the pope do three cart-wheels.

I think I can.. I think I can..

That kid will be messed up in the future.
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- The Human Tivo.
- Goddamn Indians.
- Instant Boner daily.
- Make your own city.
- Gay bar and Gay bar!
- Best kind of scratches.
- A tree pissed at a bird.
- Iced out cars. Bling Bling.
- Hey, google has maps now.
- Tons of spider bite images.
- Stripper or just big music fan?
- Workout Vs. Sex...the race is on!
- Lesbians + Baby oil = Boner time.
- Throw this guy as far as you can.
- For all you guys that like puzzles..
- Shoot some clay, yep another one.
- Who wants AC in their jacket? Ta da.
- Perverted science people will love this.
- Still looking for that fucking paris tape?
- Extreme Blowjob. What a turn on baby.
- What a great way to end your marriage.
- A site dedicated you that ugly mosh bitch.
- He was probably just wanting some porn.
- Well, at least he didn't cut off his own penis.
- Kamasutra sex positions in animated gif fun.
- More Jaw-Dropping Video Clips & Funny Pics
- This girl should send me nudes for helping her.
- Hot Karate Bikini Babes Video! (Worth a repost)
- Culpepper gives TIMMMMY ice and takes it back.
- Oh great! After it's full have a great cuntshake.
- Ok with a hammer, but a shovel too? Crazy bitch.
- Fun sword/gun fighting game. Use the arrow keys.
- This video is full of people that fell on a gravel road.
- Here's that squirting chick from the F-media. (See, not pee)
- Great invention for anyone that camps/hunts. (May be a repost)
- A little taste of the W.O.W clip from last week. (If you missed it)
- I'll be watching Oxygen now that Jennifer love HUGE-TITS is on it.
- This guy needs towels. I sent him one people running. (I'm kidding!)

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� Cooters. posted on 02/07/05 by Opie

FOOSBALL IS THE DEVIL!

Listen to what she says.

Lazy ASIANS.. I want one.

Sharing is caring.

For my buddy Officer W.

This guy shouldn't be a vet.
JOKE!

Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms.

As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak. Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out.

Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you." The man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?"

Bob says, "OK." Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?"

Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK." Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful.

Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.

The guy tells Bob, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it." Bob says, "No problem, but what the hell's wrong with your penis?" The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but I ain't touching it..."

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DAMN NIGGA!

Can you lick your elbow? Doubt it.

Live sex huh?

Explains itself.

Looks like two dead mice.

"LOL" it's gator.

You can feed it in three places. (You're going to hell for laughing)
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- Hilarious Video.
- A lot of ass here.
- Match the booty.
- Erotic Nudes Daily.
- I wish I could juggle.
- Mars could be livable?
- No cookies for you fool.
- Kermit is a good shaver.
- Hot college girls dancing.
- A little bit cold for me here.
- They have a great slogan.
- Hot Elisha Cuthbert video!
- He almost cut his finger off.
- Owned Highlights. PART 2!
- Build your own poker table.
- I wanta be a ballet dancer.
- Build your own Micro-Claymore
- Who wants to date Tara Reid?
- Build your own Pizza Hut coupons.
- People sure do bid on stupid shit.
- Boobs rule. Breast cancer doesn't.
- Quiznos owner ditched his workers.
- Woman and Robot dancing together.
- Here's some good flash movies for ya.
- Spoof of the upcoming Star Wars movie.
- Al Sharpton doesn't like chicken? No way.
- Killed by hazing. What a shame.. losers.
- A puzzle game that should keep you busy.
- The winners of Wardrobe Malfunction 2005!
- Here's the website for the new Spielberg movie.
- Here's all the Superbowl ads. (I loved the cat one)
- A lot of you retards that type "rofl, lmao, etc.." will like this.
- Goatse VIDEO! If you don't know what goatse is then... WATCH IT.

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� Lots today. posted on 02/04/05 by Opie

Even if this is a setup.. It's great!

I love porn movies.

Blue Ribbon Winner: Easter Egg Hunt.

Billy the dad?

Feels good huh?

Off the glass dunk!
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Bad Ass Marine: Jacked from the forums

"This Marine was a Company Gunnery Sergeant for another Marine I know out on the east coast. We just found out he's at a hospital stateside now and we got this picture and some details of what happened. For those of you who pray, keep this 1stSgt in your prayers. There was an article posted about this but at his request, his name was removed from it and I don't have a link. Anyone who thought the old guys don't fight can put that theory to rest. I should also mention he's being considered for the MOH.

This 1stSgt and his Marines were clearing buildings when a another Marine came out of one building wounded and saying that there was still a Marine wounded in that building he came out of.

So the 1stSgt ran in there and saw several dead "bad guys" and the wounded Marine on the floor. As he entered the building there was another bad guy who appeared and pointed an AK-47 at him. He shot and killed the bad guy. But there was another up some stairs behind him that was able to get some rounds off.

He took 7 rounds from an AK-47, 5 in his right leg, one in his foot and another in the ass. Then a grenade was dropped down the stairs. The 1stSgt jumped on the young wounded Marine to provide him cover from the blast, and in turn, taking nearly 40 pieces of shrapel into his back from the blast.

He lost 60% of his blood and his injuries were considered severe. He was first taken to a field hospital to Iraq, then to the military hospital in Germany and now he's stateside at another hospital.

As far as we know, he's hanging in there."

OK BACK TO THE FUNNY!..

I need your souls! (Funny prank call)

Two of the best scenes from Bloodsport. haha
JOKE!

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"

The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

Um.. Images!?

This is a repost, but submitted by one of the many black viewers. See?

Maldiga means "Damn" in Spanish for all you dumb people.

I need some gum.

Like he just killed him..

That's pretty.

Old image, but never posted here.
- FFL -

These two links go together:
- Kid likes teaching.
- Kid likes teaching a little to much.
Now the rest!
- Gizoogle.
- Hilarious.
- Death by enema!
- Instant Boner daily.
- I put it in Rebecca.
- I bet he was Mexican.
- Geek love poem T-shirt.
- Some great break dancing.
- Boy does this look like fun!
- How ASIANS sell ice cream.
- Jessica Alba has a nice ass.
- White Slavery. Nudity Alert.
- Jeff Bagwells's wife on eBay?
- Nice little game if you're bored.
- Movie game. Guess the movie!
- Don't forget about Heavy radio.
- Lots of flash, images and videos.
- I wish my mug was on a product.
- Should I make Entensity like this?
- He's asleep during a game of Halo.
- It's also fun to pay taxes. Fuck you.
- Check out these girls you can meet.
- Who wants kitty purse? I'd sport that.
- Girls dancing in lingerie is always great.
- Every celebrity that posed in Playboy.
- I call my arm exercises "Masturbation"
- Haha.. ASIANs wanting American eyes.
- A new Adam Sandler and Chris Rock movie.
- Only posting because CNN did. Big News!
- If I was racist I'd have a lot to say. But no.
- No way this goddamn rabbit raised over 11k.
- Suicide attempt failed. So I'll gouge an eye out!
- I'm looking forward to hell after watching this.
- Another video that shows how stupid cats are.
- This stuff is really cool. The faster one is great.
- My farts smell like potpourri, so this is useless.
- I want a girl to brush her teeth in MY man juice.
- A follow up on the video posted Wednesday. (The basketball one)

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� Nope posted on 02/02/05 by Opie

This weeks W.O.W:

Drunk girl gets fucked. Enjoy

More videos

Great shot.

He makes a funny sound, wonder why..
Dun Dun Dunnnnn..

That's a Huge Bitch (Part 13)
Dumb-mail time:

From: Robert Nash
Subject: u camel shagging retard

fucking stupid fuck. your site is crap, you face is ugly and your penis is small and limp.

also, all those stupid red necks who email you can't even spell "you are", its "you're" not, "your" you stupid faggot fucks, you fuck up our english with YOUR gay american english, you FAGGOTS, go lick each others bumholes and get AIDS you worthless sons of bitches.

and all the links you post, i get page cannot be found, maybe because you cant even make a web site properly, not even if you use frontpage, you stupid son of a bitch.

you say fuck the africans? i say fuck the americans, go fuck your own mothers, you incest loving sons of bitches.

You turd burgling, dogass munching, penis gobblin', donkey dick riding, fat elephant pussy lovin' mother fucker who has a very small dick.

i have some pictures for you , you cock nose, shit nugget munching arsehole.

do you know what arsehole means? maybe not since you are a gay yankee red neck hilly billy, who is called jim-bob, or bubba. you buck-toothed whore and your mother is over-weight.

speaking of copyright and all that shit, i made these pictures, so fuck you and fuck YOUR whole family.

Why, Hello Mr. 12 year old. I'm not really sure what's exactly going on with your e-mail but it sure made me think of helmets and a bus.

It's pretty bad when you can point out when someone is bi-polar or has A.D.D in an e-mail.

Ignorance is something most people on the INTERNET can't avoid.

IMAGES!

He has a weird weiner. (Say that 86 times fast.. Go.)

Would be a crime if those were a bunch of Michaels.

College people must get bored a lot.

Short story.

Damn Nigga!

Awesome Shelby.
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- Playboy hotties.
- That jump looks like fun.
- Dogs like sex machines.
- Fun snowboarding game.
- I'd so do Jessica Simpson.
- Landmines would be crazy.
- Jewish rapper. (Matis Yahu)
- Sign up and be merry! (Porn)
- Some of this stuff is amazing.
- Death by self-bondage. Retards.
- Funniest headline/story this year.
- Anna Kournikova's you know what.
- Video of police attack in Toronto.
- Playdough does look kind of tasty.
- Dick Fucking Cheney. (Nice editing)
- ASIAN Red Riding Hood or something.
- Great collection of animal attack videos.
- Hypno-Orgasms. I call bullshit like a mofo.
- This has Lifetime channel written all over it.
- Mother fucker... Mother Goose's music sucks.
- Very smart Parrot. Everyone will enjoy this one.
- Shit. I would've been pissed. (TWO PUN ALERT!)
- Image puzzle. Follow the directions and have fun.
- Baby puke is nasty.. Some are like faucets though.
- I wonder if people are really dumb enough to buy this?
- I've never even heard of this sexual trick. Be right back..
- Who was dumb enough to do this when you were younger?
- My questions is: Why is she using a fork and knife? Use a straw bitch.
- A tiny AIM client. I hate AIM (basically all forms of chatting), but a lot of you don't.

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� Love month begins with boners posted on 02/01/05 by Opie

Site News:

This month I'm seriously going to be working on the sections a lot [features, downloads etc..] (I know I've said that before) I only type that because honestly I'm tired of looking at incomplete sections.

I actually have been working on the links (top site) script, but it lagged the site and can't stand that. BUT I'm sure I'll figure something out..

I'll also try to work up a new media code for you guys having problems viewing the videos.

ANYWAY....

Any Friends fans out there? (How you doin')

Black girl beat up white girl. Surprised?

We need these drunk test here.

Goddamn.. ASSES OF FIRE!

This guy is just plain stupid.

BOOM! One solider almost gets hit, or does.
JOKE!

A guy falls madly in love with a girl named Wendy.

He wants to show how much he loves her so he decides to tattoo her name on his dick. First he was a bit worried but decided to go for it.

When he went to the tattoo parlor he suddenly grew a stiffy having a guy holding his dick, so when he got her named tattooed he had a hard dick.

The thing is when he didn't have a stiffy the tattoo looked like it said Wy because the end in Wendy was covered up by his skin.

He took Wendy out on a date and really had to piss so he ran to the washroom. He whipped out his dick and took a piss. About 1 min later a black guy walked in and went to the urinal beside him.

When he whipped out his dick he noticed that the black guy had Wy on his dick too. He became suspicious so he asked the black guy "Are you in love with a girl named Wendy too?"

The black guy nodded his head and said "Ohhh No man my Wy says: Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day."

Yes, I know that was a stupid joke, why am I still typing.

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