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OOPS posted on 02/28/07 by Opie

Sorry it's late - I had to masturbate 3 times or the world would end.

Also The forums will stay open through the week and then I'll start approving them.


Sounds like he's taking a shit.

Lesbians on SPRINGER!


A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting.

He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail. The cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport.

Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make theguy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.

The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport," he asked? "Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?" "What?! Get the hell out of my cab." The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.

When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks." The businessman said "ok" and off they went. Then, as the drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.

- FFL -

- Just read.
- Got Date?
- ASIAN babe.
- Croc Vs. Tiger.
- Fart fart game.
- Luscious Luna.
- Cuter Than Cute
- That's a nice ass.
- Panty Pillow Fight.
- Blonde gets banged.
- Hot Chick freaks out
- I'm to white to dance.
- Who hates blacks? I don't.
- Heavywood Special Report.
- I'm ready for Spring Break.
- Flight to the edge of space.
- Funny oral sex commercials.
- Download great porn for free.
- Kyra Dances in her, ummm....
- What a great song and image.
- Guy thinks he turned into a vampire.
- People enjoy watching animals hump?
- Tyra Banks grabs Katherine McPhees boobs.
- I could barely draw a box on an Etch A Sketch.
- Girls: How to get your man to go down on you.

non keyboard user posted on 02/26/07 by Opie

Breaks his arm and apparently didn't hurt.

Could you eat a seal? (Think this one is different)

People can't drive.

Two lanes of bowling.

Abortions tickle.

A free way to feed the homeless.

Hand in a trap, then his face.

Human catapult.

Wish I could draw a perfect circle.

Automatic SHOTGUN.

Those damn bulls.


The door bell, rings, and a man answers it. Here stands this plain but well dressed kid, saying, "Trick or Treat!"

The man asks the kids what he is dressed up like for Halloween. The kid replies, "I'm an IRS agent."

Then he takes 40 percent of the man's candy, leaves, and doesn't say thank you.

American Idol Antonella Barba topless!

Not sure if they're real or not.

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- PS3 song.
- Get Laid!
- No Morals.
- Emo Cereal.
- I like pigtails.
- A tight booty.
- Cute Carmen.
- Funny T-Shirts.
- Hot Kinky Chick.
- Home alone teen.
- Godtube.. hmmm.
- Haha what the hell..?
- Teen sex, college style.
- It's Amateur boner time!
- Glen & Gary & Glen & Ross.
- Nice Adriana Lima montage.
- Why would you eat cat shit?
- Don't talk in your sleep guys.
- Where the hell is this place at?
- Monty python and Star Wars.
- Neat weather rador of the US.
- Guess the code, steal the art.
- Nazi friendfinder! (It's a spoof)
- Buying drugs via text message.
- In case you missed the Oscars.
- This should be for all fat people.
- I need to head over to Belgrade.
- The music is so fun in this game.
- Cops shooting at an unarmed man.
- Read the comment by "bluewolfmn".
- All cam girls should start out naked.
- Those titties are bigger than my waist.
- Maybe the coolest keyboard mod ever.
- Most amazing street skate session ever.
- White people can't say nigger while rapping.
- Oh that Judge Judy! (Owns an eBay scammer)
- Holy shit, what a cool way to protect your ride.

oh shit posted on 02/23/07 by Opie

Oh yeah - The forums are open.

The videos

Funniest thing you'll see all day.

Iphone can do everything.

Anna was a crazy bitch.

Bike riding is fun. (May be a re-post)

Some footage of JFK before he was shot.

Doesn't get any fresher than this.

Paris does coke off his chest.

Heidi Klum SI Swimsuit 2006


A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!"

The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!"

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am not American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"

She says, "No, I am from Russia!"

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The Russian lady checks her watch and says ..."Probably at work."


Notice anything wrong?

Oh no!

Passed out.


Close up.

Damn Nigga!

Wonder what he sold.

Global Warming huh?

She sure is lose.

Someone is gonna get raped.

That's pretty.

What does Tigger rhyme with?

Yeah right.


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- Sweet ass.
- Sexy ass rub!
- HAMBUGER!!!!!!
- Amateur Teens.
- Monkeys are silly.
- Girl gets fingered.
- Girl Strip Teasing.
- Buy Britney's hair.
- Pretty cruel prank.
- Big 'Little Superstar'
- No Dodging this Ball.
- Slip and slide from hell.
- She has a Negro problem.
- Hottie Moaning Mysteries.
- Hiccups for 3 weeks. haha
- Hot Models on the Runway.
- Laser graffiti is pretty cool.
- Oh that Britney and Star Trek.
- Anyone notice that pretty fire?
- Window washer makes a lot of money.
- Some unusual restaurants in the world.
- Gwen Stefani is getting even more weird.
- What kind of spanking we talking about?
- U.S. tourist kills mugger with bare hands.
- He could be a Power Ranger or something.
- I'm not retarded, I'm resmarted. (The last blog kid)
- Pamela Anderson acting like an idiot at the PETA awards.

spank time posted on 02/21/07 by Opie


Toilet sex fun?

Another reason to think American Idol is fake.


A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?"

"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.

"But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"

- FFL -

- Hot MILF.
- Porn Suicide
- Girls flashing.
- Carmen Cam.
- Will it blend?
- Webcam Sluts.
- Bloods Vs Crips.
- Amateur whore.
- One night stand.
- Bukkake Attakake.
- Indecent Proposal.
- Naughty Schoolgirl.
- We're all gonna die.
- Masturbating walrus.
- Damn this girl is hot.
- Poltergeist in action.
- I like Spanish chicks.
- Monkey with robot arm.
- Kylie has a great body.
- Webcam wonderfulness.
- Crazy webcam lesbians.
- Anyone go to Mardi Gras?
- Brooke skye and kat young.
- Cute.......But VERY Scary!
- Zoom in on your neighborhood.
- Yeah, go ahead and get naked.
- Baby weighs less than 10 ounces.
- The Britney Spears Torture Chamber.
- Killer Whales hunting on the beach.
- Open Water 2. (Play the retarded game)
- What's better than a drunk college chick?
- He lost a Superbowl bet.. And was pissed.
- Teens like to kill homeless people more now.
- Slayer fans rock the House (of Representatives)

The Monday posted on 02/19/07 by Opie

The videos

Sparkling Wiggles sounds a lot like fucking ni...

In case you didn't know Britney shaved her head.

Man it is cold out there.

Did you know?

Picked it then ate it.

Wow Cage really over acted in The Wickerman.

Jap wrestling retards!

Some sex should have been in this.

Hey I know a hot flight attendant.


A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began His round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang.

It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a Terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.

The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that the he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital. He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant.... Then he remembered his wife.

Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.

The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished Your round of golf didn't you!

"I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely your last!" "For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care. And you'll be her care giver!"

The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed The doctor snickered and said, "Just Fucking with you. She's dead. What'd you shoot?"

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- Muslim rap?
- Lesbian fun.
- Girls in thongs.
- Holy hot body.
- Real life Rambo!
- Babes in sports.
- So cats can bark.
- Kitchen Cautious.
- Bet that shit hurt.
- That donkey is silly.
- Naked Girls Fighting.
- 70 MPH shopping cart.
- These cops are pissed.
- New Grindhouse trailer.
- Chervil Massive Remix.
- Pornstar fucks in public.
- Have some fun with Paris.
- I need to go to this doctor.
- Teen Cowgirl rides the cock.
- He's going to keep his blog!
- Anyone need a sugar daddy?
- I wonder if the car will start?
- These sculptors are amazing.
- The birth of Ronald Mcdonald.
- Game for killing time and stuff.
- Russian intersection accidents.
- Duck with four legs! Let's kill it.
- She's ugly but has a great rack.
- Man wins 25k two days in a row.
- I wonder what Victoria's secret is.?
- Damn no more spinners in New York.
- Sweet Victoria's been very Naughty.
- Courtney Cox using a vibrating friend.
- "Dog's Ear Severed, Glued On By Groomer."
- "The Number 23" contest which is pretty cool.
- "Six blind people regain partial sight thanks to 'Bionic eye' implant"

punks posted on 02/16/07 by Opie

The videos

This is the best/funniest ghost ride video so far.

Titanic in 5 seconds.

Jamaican tour guide. haha

French Military test fire.

Would you take a Kimbo punch for money?

He shoots his self with a flare gun.

More Adriana Lima

Paris gives a Bum $100


One day little Johnny comes upon his grandfather enjoying a beer. Johnny asks, "Granpa, can i have some of your beer?" To which his grandfather replies, "Well that all depends, can your dick touch your asshole?" Slightly shocked, Johnny says, "No, granpa" "Then you're not man enough" his grandfather replies promptly.

The next day Johnny sees his Grandfather smoking a cigar. He asks him, "Granpa, may I smoke a cigar?" Again his grandfather replies "Can your dick touch your asshole?" and, again, Johnny says no.

The third day Johnny's grandfather sees little Johnny eating some fresh baked cookies. He says, "Hey there Johnny, can you give me a cookie?"

Johnny asks, "I don't know grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?"

His grandfather proudly replies, "Why yes, yes it can"

Johnny says, "Well then go fuck yourself, because grandma made these cookies for me"


ASIAN Tow Service.

That is a shitload of spiders.

Doesn't surprise me.

I want to see someone ride this.

How did that happen?

Not sure what this is.

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- Lesbians!
- Sexy Mindy.
- Asian pussy.
- Two hotties.
- Suck on tits.
- Getting sexy.
- Wild Kingdom.
- She's a tease.
- I love the beach.
- Drunken Debating.
- Whoa.. Killer body.
- She's an ass chick.
- Hot gluteus maximus.
- Ashley Hartman is hot.
- I bet some of you do this.
- Latina banged in the tub.
- Beyonce Sports Illustrated.
- Jenny McCarthy likes Flattery.
- This webcam chick is all heart.
- Dude wrestles shark while drunk.
- If you don't know what tubgirl is..
- Video of the shooting in that mall.
- She left her dead fetus at school.
- Dumped his girl in front of a crowd.
- Italian Big Brother has some sexy action.
- Remove the links from your watch yourself.
- "Batman Sighting Puts Schools on Lockdown"
- This bitch is crazy. (Said in a black person voice)
- First girl to dance on the Internet! (Just kidding)
- Joe Rogan Vs Carlos Mencia new link since last one broke.


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