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» mangina posted on 02/29/08 by Opie

That was a bad ass shot.

Greatest slow motion ever.

I thought this game was racist.

Really cool illusion.

Excellent dunk.. kind of.

AMEN brotha. (Sing this to your girl)

Holy APE!

Talented guys.

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[ SFW ] - Kid thought he got an Xbox.
[ SFW ] - This house cost 125 million.
[ SFW ] - Make an awesome bacon cup!
[ SFW ] - You'll be like "Oh that's neat".
[ SFW ] - Light your teachers hair on fire.
[ SFW ] - You may be singing this all day.
[NSFW] - Abbey gets nailed by her teacher.
[ SFW ] - This music video is actually cool.
[ SFW ] - A tooth can make you see again.
[ SFW ] - 100 NES games playable in browser.
[ SFW ] - Inmates do Soulja Boy and Hammer.
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[ SFW ] - That Moment of Truth show is hardcore.

» hooray for porn posted on 02/27/08 by Opie


She has treasure up there!


So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

The 1st floor sign on the door reads:

Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:

Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads:

Floor 3: These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and help with Housework.
“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:

Floor 5: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.

The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited

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[NSFW] - This site will get you laid.
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[ SFW ] - Actors we think are dead.
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[ SFW ] - She needs to lose the towel.
[ SFW ] - What a stupid fucking song.
[ SFW ] - Bunch of cam girls in one video.
[ SFW ] - Why can't girls undress this fast?
[NSFW] - Way to get down on the dance floor.
[ SFW ] - Why not bring your desktop in Starbucks?
[ SFW ] - APPARENTLY you can't make sounds when playing tennis.

» ugh posted on 02/25/08 by Opie

Are the videos small for any of you? Because they are suppose to be bigger.

[ Ninja Edit

Kimmel is fucking Ben Affleck! (His return on the Matt Damon one)

Ninja Edit ]

Why you should watch American Gangster.

Wheel of Fortune is a bad show.

How to avoid a fart.

That hurt my balls.

Best weapon ever?

This tunnel is a death trap.


An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I drinks one for each o' me brothers and one for me self."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: He orders three pints and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."

The Irishman looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," He explains, "It's just that me wife had us join that Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking. 'Hasn't affected me brothers a bit though"



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[NSFW] - My kind of nurse!
[ SFW ] - Match the boobs!
[ SFW ] - School bus fight!!!!
[ SFW ] - The best band ever.
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[ SFW ] - I want to be a sniper.
[ SFW ] - Stuff white people like.
[ SFW ] - Camel toe tee anyone?!
[ SFW ] - Elmo is the new Chucky.
[ SFW ] - Ask Will Ferrell anything!
[ SFW ] - This dude is like a snake.
[ SFW ] - 1.2 billion down the drain.
[NSFW] - 4 asses are better than 1.
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[ SFW ] - Awesome sand sculptures.
[ SFW ] - Sexual Harassment at work.
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[ SFW ] - Naked Cowboy is suing M&M.
[ SFW ] - How did he do this money trick?
[NSFW] - Ladies, this is how you suck a dick.
[ SFW ] - I was waiting for the video footage.
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[ SFW ] - The drive-by finger gun did it for me.
[ SFW ] - Taking organs while still alive? Someone getting paid.

» women be shopping posted on 02/22/08 by Opie

Beverage Machine VS Lady.

Will you marry me?

B.I.G Hitler!!!

To do list.

Punk kid gets owned.

Holy shit Billy Bob lost over 300lbs!

Pregnant cam girls? Oh lawd.


A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.

He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a London lawyer from London and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!!

Glasgow cop says," License and registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What for?"

Glasgow cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Glasgow cop says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Glasgow cop says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"

London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket." Glasgow cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle. The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the shit out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"

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[ SFW ] - Walk on water?
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[NSFW] - She sure is shiny.
[ SFW ] - Granny kegstand.
[ SFW ] - Kid can beatbox.
[ SFW ] - Dirty Dasiy Duke.
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[ SFW ] - Old with a nice rack.
[ SFW ] - 10 pound frog? Neat.
[ SFW ] - A new Whoose Boobs.
[ SFW ] - Like a super cow right?
[ SFW ] - Those are some asses.
[NSFW] - This site will get you laid.
[ SFW ] - Here's some motivationals.
[ SFW ] - Leaked RIAA training video.
[ SFW ] - Pretty dumb, yet fun game.
[ SFW ] - Rays will have a neat lookin stadium.
[ SFW ] - 41 hilarious Science Fair Experiments.

» hay posted on 02/20/08 by Opie


He's gonna get "caught".

Police beat the shit out of a woman. Story here.

Universal Truths

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20) Every man has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
22) Its impossible to look cool while picking up a Frisbee.
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24) You never ever run out of salt.
25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.
32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

Lohan Naked


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[ SFW ] - Little tease.
[NSFW] - Porn for you.
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[NSFW] - My fuck buddy.
[NSFW] - Brutally fucked.
[ SFW ] - I like the beach.
[NSFW] - Lesbian pool party.
[NSFW] - This bitch is crazy.
[NSFW] - A past W.O.W clip.
[ SFW ] - Automatic shotgun!
[NSFW] - These girls like anal.
[ SFW ] - Penelope and Scarlett.
[ SFW ] - Why Xboxs don't work.
[ SFW ] - Castro stepped down.
[NSFW] - She wont fail this class.
[ SFW ] - She's doing a neat trick.
[ SFW ] - St Patricks Day T-shirt!
[ SFW ] - So this is how to get laid.
[ SFW ] - A 100% water resistant suit.
[ SFW ] - 10 Ways To Survive A Horror Movie.
[ SFW ] - Forrest Griffin dates on the INTERNET.
[ SFW ] - New Judd Apatow (Knocked Up) movie.
[ SFW ] - Autistic girl able to write how she feels.

» nothing posted on 02/18/08 by Opie

Tank VS Kimbo!

How do you count your money?

I can't wait for TRUCKTOBER!

Oh that Johnny.

That had to hurt..

I like it when midgets laugh.

Jenna's porn bloopers!

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If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you, follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start up.

4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying .

6. Then hit this link.

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[ SFW ] - Unwrap that.
[NSFW] - Sperm Swap.
[NSFW] - Get Laid Now!
[NSFW] - God she's fat.
[NSFW] - Birth is nasty.
[ SFW ] - I hate this girl.
[ SFW ] - Iron Man trailer.
[ SFW ] - How to get laid.
[NSFW] - I like drunk girls.
[NSFW] - She likes veggies.
[ SFW ] - 10 tons of weed!
[ SFW ] - She's fine as hell.
[NSFW] - Lesbians in public.
[ SFW ] - Charlie bit my finger!
[ SFW ] - Half-time dunk show.
[ SFW ] - Addictive guitar game.
[ SFW ] - Where the hell is Matt?
[ SFW ] - How to eat watermelon.
[ SFW ] - Raiders of the Lost Goo!
[ SFW ] - Stevie wonder falls down.
[ SFW ] - Someone should shoot her.
[ SFW ] - Stupid driving on the highway.
[ SFW ] - Walmart going blue ray only now.
[ SFW ] - She wants to get raped again guys.
[ SFW ] - Chocolate Rain idiot has a new song.
[ SFW ] - I love how we give SHIT to poor kids.
[ SFW ] - I wish a truck of popsicles will crash here.
[ SFW ] - Oh we have to make fun of this deformed bitch!
[ SFW ] - Here's Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky (Whole movie)

» i like you posted on 02/15/08 by Opie

Q: What is the cure for homosexuals?
A: Aids.

This is the funniest MMA clip ever.

This is ridiculous.

This will make you want to go watch Talladega Nights.

Sleepy baby.. haha

Duck Tales are evil.

Burnouts from around the world.

What the fuck?

Did you ever stop and wonder...... (Some of these posted before)

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its bum."

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does a Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on……. Yes, it caught me too!

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Few images

Dumb fucking ni...

Don't pee in public.


That's weird.

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[NSFW] - XXX Sex Personals.
[NSFW] - Nigga gots one leg.
[NSFW] - Both of them are hot.
[NSFW] - DVD quality porn vids.
[ SFW ] - Gary Coleman got married!
[ SFW ] - New Indiana Jones trailer!
[ SFW ] - Beer makes you romantic.
[NSFW] - Only whores get this tattoo.
[NSFW] - Jessica has some big titties.
[ SFW ] - Aretha Franklin is a fat cunt.
[ SFW ] - Dolphin Olympics is fun as hell.
[ SFW ] - Fuck candles I want a MANDLE!
[ SFW ] - Baltimore cops VS Skateboarders.
[NSFW] - HUGE tits and oil wrestling. Hooray!
[ SFW ] - Looks like he shit out of his mouth.
[ SFW ] - Yeah right, we all know he can walk.
[ SFW ] - Face Invaders! (Use your own face!)
[ SFW ] - Obsessed with MySpace? This kid is crazy.
[ SFW ] - They should've stepped on that little midget.
[ SFW ] - "Woman Arrested After Depositing Bag of Meth Into ATM"
[ SFW ] - Whoever invented this should be shot. (Read the comments)


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