» meh posted on 02/26/10 by
Opie
Calling 911 from the hood.
5 year old calls 911
Mascot FAIL.
Unbreakable LCD Screen
Girl Stranded In Airport Goofs Off
A photo montage video of fucked up shit.
Hot stuff.
Addicted To Boob Jobs.
Joke
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.
They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive!
She lives for ten more years, and then dies.
Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.
As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out, 'Watch that wall!'
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DAMN NIGGA!
No this is..
You will laugh.
Haha, see you in hell.
The fuck..?
This is gay.
Hover cat!
Twins.
Wait a second..
HARRRR
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Party girls.
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Holy nice tits.
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Hot cam girls.
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Huge teen tits!
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Creek jump FAIL.
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Sexual Harassment.
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Busty tanned bitch.
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Best Tech Guy ever.
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BEST PORN VIDEOS
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Homemade sex tape.
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Get laid this weekend.
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Naked cell phone pics.
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I love this music video.
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Save Earth from Aliens.
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Love the Hangover Movie?
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Top 10 COD6 Luckiest Kills.
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The Hottest Emo Girlfriends.
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Afterschool Teenage Action.
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He runs over all the street signs.
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It's OK, I think this girl is a retard.
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Dude dumps his girlfriend on the air.
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Drawing in Microsoft Excel. Very cool.
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A Nightmare On Elm Street (New Trailer)
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I wish my last name was Hawkpanther.
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Kirsten Dunst is turning Japanese... WTF?
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Woman sold her kids for a cockatoo and $175.
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Fucked my Hot Girlfriend and her Sweet Sister too.
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The black guy from the Bus Fight does an interview.
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Actors behind the voices of your favorite animated characters.
» boner time posted on 02/24/10 by
Opie
W.O.W
Jerk it out!
Punk rock porno.
TIMMMMYYYYY porn. Haha this is fucked up.
MJFOX
Michael J Fox just holds his penis to masturbate. Because of Parkinson's
Jenga Game of the Century......Michael J Fox Vs. Muhammad Ali
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Animated GIF fun.
DAMN NIGGA!
Check out the guy in the back.
Awww.
Don't mess with these guys.
This isn't shopped.
DAMN THAT UPS!
Send your E-Boobs here
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Nice ass.
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Sex sells.
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WTF is this?
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Nice titties.
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College sex.
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Train VS Flood
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Sexy golf prank.
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Cock riding slut.
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Find a fuck buddy.
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Juggalo News.. haha
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St Patricks Day Gear!
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Holy photoshop skills!
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Two teens get fucked.
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Top 10: Hottest Aliens
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Full length porn movies.
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ASIAN with a nice rack.
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Let's pee on a homeless guy.
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1 guy fucks 100 women at once.
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You're a super soldier in this game.
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Good way to make them miss a shot.
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Whores getting naked on their cameras.
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She crushes watermelons with her thighs.
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Fat guy dancing to some awesome music in the streets.
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Hillary Duff sucks dick after getting engagement ring. (Seriously)
» i have a belly button posted on 02/22/10 by
Opie
Nogueira vs. Cain Velasquez
Ryan Bader vs. Keith Jardine
Cro Cop vs. Anthony Perosh (Joe Rogan says call the AMBER LAMPS)
Brian Foster vs. Chris Lytle
He-Man and The Homos of The Universe
Pretty good prank
Dancing Predators.. WTF?
Graphic beheading video.
Anal time!
Joke
A woman is having a costume party for halloween. The only rule is you have to dress up as an emotion.
The night of the party, the first guest arrives.The woman opens the door and sees a man wearing a green custume with green face paint.
What are you dressed up as? The man replies, well I'm green with envy. What a wonderful costume come right in.
After awhile another guest arrives. The woman opens the door and there's a girl dressed all in pink.
The woman says to the girl what a unique costume, what emotion are you? I'm tickled pink. What a great costume! Enjoy the party.
After awhile the woman hears another knock on the door. She opens the door and is shocked by what she sees. Standing naked on her porch are two huge black guys.
One of them has his dick in a custard, and the other has his dick in a pear. The woman says to them, you have some nerve! You have to be dressed as an emotion to attend this party. What are you talking about lady? We are emotions. I'm fuckin disgusted and he's deep in despair.
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Nice ass.
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The cum slut.
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Incest is funny.
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The egg prank.
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Naked cam girls.
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Nice perky tits.
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Amateur nudes.
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This is how I roll.
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Facebook of sex.
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Busty blonde hottie.
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Some hot, some not.
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This game hurt my brain.
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I want to see The Crazies.
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How to buy a sports team.
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Figure skating can be funny.
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That black guy sounds white.
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Sign up for Girl of the Day Email.
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Her gut is bigger than her titties.
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Teen does anal for the first time.
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Tough guys sing Savage Garden.
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A bunch of funny GIFS in a video.
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Check out this homeless chick crib.
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Real Nigga on Modern Day Romance.
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Science teacher blows up classroom.
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Interview with the bus fight old man.
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XBOX Live Moderator abuses his power.
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Hangover Baby $5 OFF CODE "ENTENSIT"
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UFC 110: Wanderlei Silva vs. Michael Bisping.
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McDonalds has better food in other countries.
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2 years in prison for recording The Dark Knight.
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Things to Do with a Cadbury Cream Egg.. Wow..
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Chick sings the "Diva Dance" from the Fifth Element.
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Remember the "Walk it out" girl? She's better now.. Kind of.
» Amber Lamps posted on 02/19/10 by
Opie
Old Guy Vs Thug Bus fight REMIX! (Here's the whole video)
Hey let's blow up the engine. Sounds good.
That was close.
Pipe cutting FAIL.
Takes the shot from his knees.
Marriage Proposal FAIL.
It's a HOOOOOOOOOOO TRAIN.
Haha.
Joke
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper...
"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.
The troopers looked at each other.
One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay ."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"
The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."
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Girls exposed.
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Skype Is Mobile.
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Funny ass shirts.
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This is how I roll.
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Facebook of sex.
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Porn quality DVDs.
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Hittin' from behind.
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Kicked in the face!
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Some nice bootys.
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Homemade sex tape.
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The Sexorcist.. haha.
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Body painting is so fun.
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Gary Coleman flips out!
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Very cool Samurai game
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The Hottest Emo Girlfriends.
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Hand-feeding a hummingbird.
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Hot Miss Howard Stern chick.
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Hot girls of the Winter Olympics.
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Cat Attack During Poetry Reading.
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Boost your confidence with women.
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Fat nasty bitch singing Miley Cyrus.
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Plane crash in Austin was a suicide?
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Wait, Moms aren't suppose to masturbate.
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The power of the green screen in Hollywood.
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Ex-Power Ranger Wants to Fight Van Damme.
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Old guy gets tased by police at Oakland A's game.
» pawn stars posted on 02/17/10 by
Opie
W.O.W
Banged in the changing room.
Young teen strips down.
Oops! My Asshole Fell Out!
Joke
A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it.
He approaches the bartender and asks,
"What's with the money in the jar?"
"Well..., you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Ferrari."
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the three tests?"
"You gotta pay first," says the bartender, "those are the rules."
So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender $10which he stuffs into the jar.
"Okay," says the bartender, "here's what you need to do:
First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds or less, and you can't make a face while doing it."
"Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands."
"Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex. You have to take care of that problem."
The man is stunned! "I know I paid my $10 - but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila and then do all those other things!"
"Your call," says the bartender, "but, your money stays where it is.."
As time goes on, the man has a few more drinks and finally says, "Where's the damn tequila?!"
He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can..
Tears stream down both cheeks -- but he doesn't make a face -- and he drinks it in 58 seconds!
Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole. Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a terrible fight -- then nothing but silence!
Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar. His clothes are ripped to shreds and he's bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body.
He drunkenly says, "Now..., where's that old woman with the bad tooth?"
Owned.
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Hotties.
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Pickup lines.
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Get a blowjob.
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Suck it sweetie.
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Small penis FAIL.
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Dog playing pool.
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Chuck Norris shirts!
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Defend your tower!
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Her ass is very nice.
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Public Sex Adventures.
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Blonde with a nice rack.
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Bad Romance Polka Cover.
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Guy dressed like Bin Laden.
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Best porta-potty pranks ever.
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The best coke machine ever!
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A bunch of C4 kills. (Socom)
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JFK remixed and auto tuned.
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Chat for free with naked ladies.
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Seducing the Phantom Camera.
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Why girls shouldn't skateboard.
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How well do you know landmarks?
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Guy has phone sex with 911 operator.
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A brief history of pretty much everything.
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This loser got his WoW account hacked. HAHA
» puppies posted on 02/15/10 by
Opie
Lady GaGa really gets into her music. (#3 is the best)
Raptor devours cheerleader!
Snapping Turtle Vs Rats!
Winter Olympics luger death.
GIMME BACK MY SON! (Remix)
Bowl of magic water.
I guess she was a bad girl.
Compilation of handicap porn.. haha
Joke
At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.
While the IRS agent was checking the books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?"
"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages."
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?"
"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of plaster."
"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick."
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Naked blonde.
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Hot gamer girls
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Busty punk slut.
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Facebook of sex.
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Slutty Cam girls.
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The Orgy Dance.
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This bum is crazy.
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Real life dinosaur!
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Ninja Hunter game.
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More cool bat tricks.
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Her rack is very nice.
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Alien abduction game.
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Large women fighting.
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John Mayer apologizes.
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Two 3/4 court shots in a row.
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1,200 people Dodgeball game.
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Happy day after Valentine's Day.
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Modern Warfare 2 Cocky Kill FAIL!
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Go to the bar wearing one of these.
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Top 10: Reasons Not To Get Married.
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Use code "ENTENSIT" and get $5 off.
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Barack Obama plays Modern Warfare 2.
