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� Really... posted on 02/28/11 by Opie

A fucking Draw at the Main Event?..

UFC 127: Mark Hunt vs Chris Tuchscherer (KO)

UFC 127: Michael Bisping vs Jorge Rivera (TKO)

UFC 127: Zhang Tie Quan vs Jason Reinhardt (Submission)

UFC 127: Kyle Noke vs Chris Camozzi (Submission)

Melissa Leo says "fucking" at the Oscars.. haha

Cars runs through bike riders. (I added some neato music)

Two and a Half Men Leaked Finale. (This is so dumb it's hilarious)

School Band plays Rage Against The Machine!!!

Cat gives the thumbs up.

Haven't posted a good beheading video in awhile.

Ron Jeremy as a clown bangs a cowgirl. haha

How does he nail someone this hot?
Joke

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:

"How much for a season pass?"

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[ SFW ] - Interesting Facts About Facebook.
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� Sling Blades of Glory posted on 02/25/11 by Opie

Hey ref he punched me!

The Honey Badger doesn't give a shit.

"What is Pussy Furry?"

Camo guy scares the shit out of people.

Trick shot QB.

Meanwhile in Japan... WTF?

Hats off to you Sir.

Don't argue with an Ibex

Another Double FAIL!

I want to join this gym class.

Hot homemade sex tape.

Naked College Girls.

You have to see this.
Joke

A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. His wife asks, "What's that for?"

"It's for your headache."

"I don't have a headache."

He replies, "Gotcha!"

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[ SFW ] - Cool mobile homeless shelter.
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[ SFW ] - 150 Great Movie Lines & Catch-Phrases.
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� err posted on 02/23/11 by Opie

W.O.W

Well this is new?

Hot perfect ten teen.

Male strippers are lucky!
Joke

A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon, and set it on the table. The diner was impressed. "Do all the waiters here carry spoons in their pockets?"

The waiter replied, "Yes. Ever since an Efficiency Expert visited our restaurant... He determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen."

The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented, "Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string hanging from your fly?"

The waiter replied, "Yes, we all do. Seems that the same Efficiency Expert determined that we spend to much time washing our hands after using the men's room. So, the other end of that string is tied to my penis. When I need to go, I simply pull the string, do my thing, and then return to work. Having never touched myself, there really is no need to wash my hands. Saves a lot of time."

"Wait a minute," said the diner, "how do you get your penis back in your pants?"

"Well, I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoon."

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Damn!

All of these are so true.

Fun facts!

She can't really be that dumb.

Damn WHITE BOY!

ROCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Guess which ones are girls.

One leg and still going strong

THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!

Instead of cursing try saying..

I'm mad.

WTF!!??!!

He's doomed.

Ah shit!
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� testing 666 posted on 02/21/11 by Opie

Drunken Baby. (This is freaking hilarious)

First you'll go "haha", then you'll go "hahahahaha"

Girl Street Fighter and possibly on drugs too.

Awesome V-day prank.

A shadow sword fight is really cool.

Goose Pride!! Goose Pride!!

How not to push a car.

That had to hurt.

BRB going to snort some man juice!

One lucky midget.
Joke

During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.

"Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you."

"All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're through."

In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness:

"Doctor, I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?"

"Put them on the chair, on top of mine."

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[ SFW ] - What really happens on Family Feud.
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� here we go loop.. posted on 02/18/11 by Opie

Kid gets sick on stage.. haha

That was worst that being kicked in the nuts.

Very cool water trick!

Was she speaking English?

He doesn't like that.

How do you lose a tooth while talking? Like this.

These guys suck, bad.

Killed via sniper.

Hot homemade sex tape.

Very nice.

You have to see these huge TITS.
Joke

George was planning on going out with "The Boys" when his wife told him that he wasn't leaving the house.

George's Wife: "The last time you went out with your friends you got so drunk that you puked on your shirt."

George: "But Honey, I promise that I wont drink a drop of alcohol all night!"

So after begging his old lady for an hour, George got the OK the go out with the guys as long as he stayed off of the booze.

George met up with the guys at a local bar and proceeded to get shit-faced. After about 3 hours of guzzling liquor, George blew chow all over his shirt.

George: "Shit! The old lady is going to throw my ass out of the house for getting drunk and puking on my new shirt!"

Bill, George's best pal, gave drunk ass George an idea of how to keep from getting in trouble with the wife.

Bill: "All you got to do is have a $20 bill in your hand when you walk through the door. Then, when she accuses you of barfing all over yourself, just tell her that some other drunk puked on you and that he gave you 20 bucks to get the shirt cleaned."

So, when drunk ass George walked into the house with money in hand, his wife was waiting for him in the living room.

Georges wife: "I knew that your drunk ass would spew bile and booze all over that new shirt!"

George: "Honey, let me explain! This drunken fool at the bar puked on me and gave me 20 bucks to have it cleaned."

His wife snatched the money out of his hand and observed that he was holding two $20 bills.

George's wife: "Is that so? Then where did the other 20 dollar bill come from?"

George: "Oh, That's from the guy who shit in my pants."

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� oh lawd da porn posted on 02/16/11 by Opie

W.O.W

Very nice huge titties!

I love girls with tattoos!

Mission Impossible: Don't Cum

Girls get revenge on their cheating BF's!
Joke

A kindergarten teacher comes to class and says, "Today class I am going to give you a letter of the alphabet and I want you to give me a word that begins with that letter."

She begins with the letter "A" and all the kids raise their hands.

There is one kid in the back named Johnny that is real eager to answer the question, but the teacher knows that he is always vulgar and likes to use obscenities so she chooses on little Mary to answer.

Mary stands and says, "A...Apple" The teacher replies, "That's great, Mary, good job."

So she moves on to the letter "B", and again Johnny is still eager to answer the question, but the teacher is sure that he will probably say "Bitch" or something like that so she calls on Todd.

Todd says, "B...Baseball." And the teacher replies, "Good Job, Todd."

So they start going through the alphabet and the class' attention dwindles, except for Johnny.

The teacher comes to the letter "R" and no one, except for Johnny, is raising their hand so she is forced to call on him.

"Okay Johnny, what starts with R?" she says. "R...Rat" Johnny replies.

"Rat, ...that's it...rat?" the teacher questions with astonishment.

"Yeah," says Johnny, "Big-ass mother-fuckin' rat with a dick 12 inches long."

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