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� hip hop posted on 03/14/08 by Opie

This dog is/was dumb.

Puppy loves death metal.

Ouch.

What an awesome KO.

He's dumb.

Yeah, not a good idea.

1 cop Vs stoners.

Angry parent?

Hey! A new ghost ride video.

Dunk over that tall fuck.

Prank gone wrong.
Joke

An old couple go to the doctor. The old man goes first to have his physical. When the doctor is done with him, he sends the old man back into the waiting room and calls the old woman in.

The doctor tells her, "Before we proceed with the examination, I would like to talk to you about your husband first."

The old woman says, "Oh, no, it's his heart. I told him to lay off the eggs."

The doctor says, "Well, I asked your husband how he is feeling and he told me he felt great. He said that when he got up to go to the bathroom, he opened the door and God turned the light on for him. When he was done, he would shut the door and God would turn the light out for him."

The old woman responded, "Damn it, he's peeing in the fridge again!"

- FFL -

[ SFW ] - 80s quiz.
[ SFW ] - Booty call.
[ SFW ] - Sex Panther.
[NSFW] - Blow job city!
[ SFW ] - Local sexy girl.
[ SFW ] - I did not see it.
[ SFW ] - What the fuck?
[ SFW ] - Yay for dolphins.
[ SFW ] - This is a woman?
[NSFW] - Double end dildo.
[ SFW ] - UFO over London?
[ SFW ] - Dingleberry remover!
[NSFW] - Slut with big titties.
[NSFW] - Girls that are single.
[ SFW ] - Relax, the kid liked it.
[ SFW ] - This is a "real" ghost...
[ SFW ] - Dance in my kitchen..
[ SFW ] - This is just plain stupid.
[ SFW ] - Popsicle licking contest.
[NSFW] - Sex machines are crazy.
[ SFW ] - Paris And J-Lo Interview.
[ SFW ] - She speaks English good.
[ SFW ] - Trim Eva Longoria's bush.
[ SFW ] - The Incredible Hulk trailer.
[ SFW ] - Does this woman ever eat?
[ SFW ] - Sat on a toilet for 2 years?
[NSFW] - Teacher and student get-it-on.
[ SFW ] - This could be the best gift ever.
[ SFW ] - Seal dancing to Michael Jackson.
[ SFW ] - Get a girl dancing on your desktop!
[ SFW ] - We was always picked last in sports.
[ SFW ] - These are some excellent signs. haha
[ SFW ] - Wish they would sleep over at my house.
[ SFW ] - Those Entensity hate faggots are saying we're demons.

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� oh no posted on 03/12/08 by Opie

W.O.W

And a monkey pissing off a dog.
Sound smart, you idiot

Tripsolagnophilia (TRIP-suh-LAG-nuh-FIL-ee-uh) - The desire to obtain sexual pleasure from massage.

Coitobalnism (KOH-i-toh-BAL-niz'm) - Sex in the bath or shower.

Sacifricosis (SAK-oh-fri-KOH-sis) - The practice of absentmindedly fiddling with your genitalia through your pants pockets. "playing pocket pool" or "pocket hockey"

Faunoiphilia (FAW-nay-FIL-ee-uh) - An abnormal desire to watch animals copulate.

Brassirothesauriast (bruh-zeer-oh-thuh-SAW-ree-ast) - A person who collects brassieres or pictures of women wearing them.

Paraphilia (PAR-uh-FIL-ee-uh) - A preoccupation with unusual or abnormal sexual practices.

Eunoterpsia (YOO-noh-TURP-see-uh) - The doctrine that pursuing sexual pleasure is the goal of life.

Typhlobasia (TIF-luh-BAY-zee-uh) - Kissing with the eyes closed.

Amychesis (AM-i-KEE-sis) - The involuntary act of scratching or clawing your partner in the heat of passion.

Mammaquatia (MAM-uh-KWAY-shee-uh) - The bobbing or jiggling of a woman's breasts when she walks, dances, or exercises.

Cingulomania (SING-gyoo-loh-MAY-nee-uh) - A strong desire to hold a person in your arms.

Ozoamblyrosis (OH-zoh-AM-bli-ROH-sis) - Loss of sexual appetite because your partner has wicked B.O.

Amomaxia (AM-uh-MAX-see-uh) - Love-making in a parked car.

Colpocoquette (KAHL-puh-koh-KET) - A woman who knows she has an attractive bosom, and who makes good use of its allure.

Melolagnia (MEL-uh-LAG-nee-uh) - Amorous feelings inspired by music.

Krukolibidinous (KROO-koh-li-BID-i-nus) - Crotch-watching; having one's gaze fixated on the crotch.

Anorchous (an-ORK-us) - Devoid or deprived of testicles; in colloquial lingo, "has no balls."

Mastilagnia (MAS-ti-LAG-nee-uh) - Sexual pleasure derived from being whipped.

Medectasia (MED-ek-TAY-zhee-uh) - The bulge seen through a man's clothing created by his genitalia.

Erotographomania (e-RAHT-uh-GRAF-uh-MAY-nee-uh) - A mania from writing ardent love letters, or an obsession with erotic writing.

Basorexia (BAY-zuh-REK-see-uh) - An overwhelming desire to kiss or neck.

Cacocallia (KAK-uh-KAL-shee-uh) - The paradoxical state of being ugly but at the same time sexually desirable.

Hirsutophilia (hur-S(Y)OOT-uh-FIL-ee-uh) - Attraction to hairy men.

Imparlibidinous (im-PAHR-li-BIDi-nus) - Unequal in sexual desire.

Sphallolalia (SFAL-oh-LAY-lee-yuh) - Flirtatious talk that does not lead to amorous action.

Viricapnity (VI-ri-KAP-ni-tee) - The aura of virile sexuality presumed to emanate from a man who is smoking.

Timotrudia (TIM-uh-TROO-dee-uh) - Sexual timidity or bashfulness.

Misomaniac (Mis-oh-MAY-nee-ak) - A person who hates everything.

Slattern (SLAT-turn) - A slovenly woman or girl; also, a prostitute.

Paneity (pun-NEE-i-tee) - The state of being bread.

Dysania (dis-AY-nee-uh) - The state of having a rough time waking up and dragging yourself out of bed in the morning.

Dactylion (dak-TIL-ee-ahn) - The tip of the middle finger.

Litch (LIH-ch) - A mass of tangled, matted hair.

Buccula (BUHK-yuu-luh) - A double chin.

Onychophagy (AHN-i-KAHF-uh-jee) - The habit of biting one's fingernails.

Horripilate (hahr-RIP-uh-layt) - To get goose bumps.

Lalochezia (LAL-uh-KEE-zee-uh) - The use of foul or abusive language to relieve stress.

Mung (mu -ung) - Chicken feed.

Omophagist (oh-MAHF-uh-jist) - A person who eats raw flesh.

Latrinalia (LA-tri-NAY-lee-uh) - Bathroom graffiti.

Scatology (SKAT -ahl-o-gee) - The study of excrement, or an abnormal interest in feces.

Tubicination (t (y)oo-BIS-i-NAY-shin) - The act of blowing on a brass wind instrument.

Tuatara (TOO-uh-Tah-rah) - A two-and-a-half-foot-long, spiny backed, iguanaike reptile.

Noeclexis (NOH-i-KLEK-sis) - The practice of selecting a partner based on intellegence and character without regard for physical attractiveness.

Zoanthropy (zoh-An-thruh-pee) - The delusion that one is an animal.

Trichotillomania (TRIK-oh-TIL-uh-MAY-nee-uh) - A compulsion to pull out one's hair.

Witzelsucht (VITS-ul-suukt) - A feeble attempt at humor.

Polylogize (puh-LIL-uh-jyz) - To talk excessively.

Tartarology (TAHR-tur-AHL-uh-jee) - Instruction or doctrine concerning Hell.

Alopecist (uh-LAHP-i-sist) - A person who claims to prevent or cure baldness.

Ascian (ASH-ee-in) - A person without a shadow.

Agelast (AJ-uh-last) - A person that never laughs.

Peotomy (pee-AHT-uh-mee) - Amputation of the penis.

- FFL -

[ SFW ] - Haha.
[ SFW ] - Hot girls.
[ SFW ] - TP foam?
[NSFW] - Sexy teen.
[NSFW] - Meet sluts.
[NSFW] - Naked hoes wat!
[NSFW] - One night stand.
[ SFW ] - My kind of stripper!
[ SFW ] - Chuck Norris shirts.
[NSFW] - Girls looking to fuck.
[NSFW] - She enjoys her dildo.
[ SFW ] - Holy snowboard jump!
[ SFW ] - Yeah I like boobs too.
[ SFW ] - Damn Buffy is still hot!
[ SFW ] - Stupid kid should listen.
[NSFW] - Snow White does porn.
[NSFW] - Two sluts getting anal.
[NSFW] - Threesomes are the best.
[ SFW ] - Wish she would take it off.
[NSFW] - What a great beach party.
[ SFW ] - A think test, yep I'm an idiot.
[NSFW] - Bunch of pretty good porn clips.
[ SFW ] - 1 in 4 teen girls has an STD.. shit.
[ SFW ] - Stephen Hawking can skateboard.
[ SFW ] - Prostitution Ring press conference.
[ SFW ] - REMIX of those Lordssoldiers faggots.
[ SFW ] - The mother doesn't look white to me.
[ SFW ] - Car alarm that has GPS. (You can hide it)
[ SFW ] - 10 most annoying cartoon characters ever.
[NSFW] - ASIAN being taking advantage of while sleeping.
[ SFW ] - I know who I'm robbing (possibly killing) this weekend.
[ SFW ] - A dating site for kids? Know what I'm doing.. (Taking a seat.. Sigh..)

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� taaaaaaaaa da posted on 03/10/08 by Opie

Not many vids today, your fault - not mine assholes! (Submit!) Also keep an eye on the site updates this week.

Ninja Edit

First watch this Entensity hate vid from the FFL. (Apparently I'm evil)

and the BEST part is Mr. SpiegeL's reply (forum member):

Watch this now!! hahaha

Ninja Edit

Alternate ending to I Am Legend.

This kid could kick my ass.

Are they fucking serious.
Joke
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

''Emma come first. I come. Dennis come and Dennis come again. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.''

''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.''

''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.''

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DAMN NIGGA!

Oh no!!!!!!

Awwwww.. fucking cat..

LION ON A HORSE!

These are always good.

White trash?

This one be graphic.

So is this one.

I hope this is fake.
- FFL -

[NSFW] - Nice BJ.
[NSFW] - Get Laid!
[ SFW ] - Dick in a Box.
[ SFW ] - Heavenly ass.
[NSFW] - Local sexy girl.
[NSFW] - Good sex scene.
[NSFW] - Free adult dating.
[NSFW] - Doggie style is fun.
[NSFW] - MILF with big boobs.
[ SFW ] - Bike hoping is crazy.
[ SFW ] - I don't like their hair.
[ SFW ] - Olsen Twins sex tape.
[ SFW ] - This woman is hardcore.
[ SFW ] - More treadmill stupidity.
[ SFW ] - Hot chick food foreplay!?
[ SFW ] - Boat hits a bridge... idiot.
[ SFW ] - Why don't they just fuck?
[ SFW ] - Hot Stripper gets extreme.
[ SFW ] - Wow, that's pretty impressive.
[NSFW] - They can cook for me anytime.
[ SFW ] - How well do you know Southpark?
[NSFW] - Strip poker.. No cartoon shit either.
[ SFW ] - Meet some women inmates.. Oh lawd.
[ SFW ] - I'd wear shades if I was that ugly too.
[ SFW ] - I can't even believe this is a news story.
[ SFW ] - Apparently Entensity is evil.. 666 mother licka!
[ SFW ] - "Syrian Man Butchers Baby Nephew in Supermarket"

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� short and sweet posted on 03/07/08 by Opie

First watch this.

Then watch this. You may pee your pants.

You can't say fuck on Jeopardy.

Pretty good Mentos spoof.

Show this to a friend that has night terrors.

He had to get his leg chopped off.
Joke

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.

First, she called! On little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.

"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."

She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher reluctantly called on little MARK.

"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was Pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!'"

- FFL -

[ SFW ] - Great tits.
[NSFW] - Local sex.
[ SFW ] - Nice body.
[NSFW] - Get pussy.
[ SFW ] - Strip poker!
[NSFW] - Big tittie slut.
[ SFW ] - Is this a man?
[ SFW ] - Oiled up babes.
[ SFW ] - GET THEM!!!!!!!!
[NSFW] - She likes it rough.
[ SFW ] - Excellent picture.
[ SFW ] - I like these shirts.
[NSFW] - Find a sexy friend.
[ SFW ] - Teen Naughtyness.
[ SFW ] - Natural teen breasts.
[ SFW ] - Human giant sex tape!
[ SFW ] - Give an old Mac new life.
[NSFW] - Flopping titties are great.
[NSFW] - Bottle of wine up "there".
[ SFW ] - This game pissed me off.
[ SFW ] - So monks do watch porn.
[NSFW] - Drunk girls are your friend.
[ SFW ] - 2,000 mile test drive.. haha
[ SFW ] - Pressure washing kids is fun!
[ SFW ] - Guess The Ugly Celebrity Kid.
[ SFW ] - Mall Implements Parental Escort Policy.

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� LOgay posted on 03/05/08 by Opie

Q: What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
A: Fitting in.

W.O.W
Joke

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time."

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

"Just a minute," she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it.

She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do these excite you?" she asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.

As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. "Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time."

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" she asked. I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted.

- FFL -

[NSFW] - Get laid.
[NSFW] - Hardcore.
[NSFW] - Free blow j!
[ SFW ] - Sex Panther!
[ SFW ] - Strip for me!
[NSFW] - Quality porn.
[ SFW ] - Big ass tittas.
[NSFW] - I like big boobs.
[NSFW] - Local sexy girls.
[NSFW] - Brutally fucked.
[ SFW ] - Snuggles parody.
[ SFW ] - Cam dance wat!
[ SFW ] - I hate photoshop.
[NSFW] - Teased and pleased.
[NSFW] - Sex after a massage.
[ SFW ] - Hardcore ninja turtles!
[ SFW ] - Try this on the beach.
[ SFW ] - Hypnosis is fake but funny.
[ SFW ] - Landing in the wind is hard.
[ SFW ] - Superhero Movie may be OK?
[ SFW ] - That is a big fucking camera.
[NSFW] - She's having some finger fun.
[ SFW ] - Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2008 video.
[ SFW ] - This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
[ SFW ] - The puppy video was real.. HAHAHA.. oops.
[ SFW ] - I've been trying to stop jacking off since I was 8.
[ SFW ] - Sad thing is all the gays will keep voting for him.. (American Idol)

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� fucker posted on 03/03/08 by Opie

US soldiers don't like puppies. (Hope it's fake)

Just watch.

Alien prank gone bad.

Dumbass alert!

Throat singing is theshit.com

What a weird mom.

Great day at the gym.

Nice right?
Joke

A Louisiana State Trooper pulled a car over on US 165 about 2 miles south of the Louisiana/Arkansas State line.

When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a magician and juggler and was on his way to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.

The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and asked if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket.

He told the Trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.

The Trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them.

The juggler said he could, so the Trooper got 3 flares, lit them and handed them to him.

While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car, a drunken good old boy from Arkansas got out, watched the performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.

The Trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, "You might as well take my ass to jail, 'cause there's no way in hell I can pass that test."

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