» back to normal post times next week posted on 03/13/09 by Opie



Forrest Gump in one minute.



Knocks himself to sleep.



ENOUGH FANS TO BLOW YO HAIR!



Excellent tax commercial.



Fry that chicken! SLAP!



How to smoke smarties.



I even expected it. (Possible repost)
Joke

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”

The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy!

I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law!

I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well now. That’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”

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[NSFW] - Tits!
[NSFW] - Cam sluts!
[ SFW ] - Sexy Time.
[NSFW] - Cyber sluts.
[NSFW] - Sexy blonde.
[NSFW] - I like pigtails.
[ SFW ] - Bottle dominos!
[ SFW ] - Good time girls.
[ SFW ] - Evil baby laugh.
[ SFW ] - Techno ASIAN kid.
[NSFW] - Get a Blow J tonight.
[NSFW] - She has great boobs.
[ SFW ] - Addicting game ALERT!
[ SFW ] - Learn some more magic.
[ SFW ] - America 100 years ago.
[ SFW ] - Tight shirts are the best.
[ SFW ] - He needs a time machine.
[ SFW ] - Top 10 funny movie scenes.
[ SFW ] - Nice ass with a tramp stamp.
[NSFW] - Guess what she ate for lunch.
[ SFW ] - Work it harder make it better.
[ SFW ] - 65 famous people who lost it all.
[ SFW ] - Faster overpowered powerwheels.
[ SFW ] - Top 10 signs that you'll get lucky.
[ SFW ] - Some of the best movie mistakes.
[ SFW ] - Funny black dude funneling a beer.
[ SFW ] - I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING. GET IT!
[ SFW ] - Alternate Dark Knight ending leaked!
[ SFW ] - She sucks at singing but is kinda hot.
[ SFW ] - Joaquin Phoenix picks a fight with a fan.
[ SFW ] - This puzzle will take you forever to finish.
[ SFW ] - Who cries after drinking to much? This guy.
[ SFW ] - So this is how you pull your jeep out the mud.
[ SFW ] - Does eating onions make your vagina smell like onions?

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» sorry so late! posted on 03/11/09 by Opie



W.O.W
The other shit



Britney forgets to turn off her mic and mentions her pussy.



They think they are witches so of course BURN THEM!



Turtle rapes a shoe. (It makes sounds)



Learn some magic.



TALKING BEAVER!



Granny getting down.
Joke

An old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm.

He yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

Boy yells back "Roll of chicken wire."

Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"

Boy says "Gonna catch some chickens."

Old man yells "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!"

Boy just laughs and keeps walking.

That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old man's surprise he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it.

Same time next morning the old man is out watching the sun rise and he sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand.

Old man yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

Boy yells back "Roll of duck tape."

Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"

Boy says back "Gonna catch me some ducks."

Old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duck tape!"

Boy just laughs and keeps walking.

That night around sunset the boy walks by coming home and to the old man's amazement he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck tape with about 35 ducks caught in it.

Same time next morning the old man sees the boy walking by carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end.

Old man says "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

Boy says "It's a pussy willow."

Old man says "Wait up ... I'll get my hat."

E-Boobs





Send yours here
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[NSFW] - XXX.
[NSFW] - All porn.
[NSFW] - Holy ass!
[NSFW] - Very nice tits.
[NSFW] - Prom night sex.
[ SFW ] - Funny T-shirts.
[NSFW] - Barely legal teens.
[ SFW ] - Hot Military chicks.
[ SFW ] - Formula fun racing!
[ SFW ] - I'm in love with her.
[ SFW ] - Turbo charged kid car.
[ SFW ] - This PC case is insane.
[NSFW] - The hotties of Facebook.
[NSFW] - Filming their first sex time.
[ SFW ] - What the hell is this thing?
[NSFW] - The super sexy Shay Laren.
[ SFW ] - Make your own Graffiti Logo.
[ SFW ] - I think this bike fall is staged.
[ SFW ] - So where's the pedo bear at?
[ SFW ] - Saturday Morning Watchmen.
[ SFW ] - Nunchucks in the nuts.. haha
[ SFW ] - How do you forget to do this?
[ SFW ] - 10 Most Racist Moments In TV!!!
[ SFW ] - Woman blows up hot water bottle.
[ SFW ] - So this is how you tell them their fat.
[ SFW ] - Jack Bauer speed painting. (Awesome)
[ SFW ] - Now this is how you promote some T-shirts!
[ SFW ] - Get sex toys from the dollar store. (Mainly for the girls)

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» cankle fetish posted on 03/09/09 by Opie

Note: Didn't post the Rampage fight because it was long and nothing special. (Decision) Google who won.



Shane Carwin vs. Gabriel Gonzaga



Matt Hamill vs. Mark Munoz



Pete Sell vs. Matt Brown



Donkey sucks his own you know what.. Weirdo



Another great treadmill fall. Hold me up by Live is the song I added before you ask.



Fat cheerleader? She jumps good.
Joke

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

Pit VS Thief











Poor pitbull, He hurted his head :(
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[NSFW] - Anal FAIL!
[NSFW] - Fuck sluts.
[NSFW] - Hot blonde.
[NSFW] - Exotic teen.
[ SFW ] - Whoose Boobs?
[NSFW] - Facebook sluts.
[ SFW ] - Wet pussy.. cats.
[ SFW ] - Basketball ownage.
[NSFW] - The good porn sites.
[ SFW ] - New Star Trek trailer.
[ SFW ] - Lucky Charms Puking.
[ SFW ] - Hot and almost naked.
[ SFW ] - Girls shaking their ass!
[NSFW] - Very hot webcam sex.
[ SFW ] - Looks like it's rape time.
[NSFW] - Need a one night stand?
[ SFW ] - Blockbuster Video is done.
[ SFW ] - Flying cars!!! GREAT SCOTT!
[ SFW ] - Don't screw up that first kiss.
[ SFW ] - This is how all girls should look.
[ SFW ] - Rick James on Judge Joe Brown.
[ SFW ] - 3D baseball cards are pretty cool.
[ SFW ] - Looks like she's abusing her cat..
[ SFW ] - Looks like he'll be joining me in Hell.
[ SFW ] - BACON'D! Kevin Bacon's punk'd show.
[ SFW ] - The greatest facemask ever invented?
[ SFW ] - In A Snuggie (WTF blanket) rap.. HAHA
[ SFW ] - Steven Seagal MOTHER FUCKIN' SINGING!
[ SFW ] - Play NES and SNES games on one system.

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» praise jesus posted on 03/06/09 by Opie



Vanilla Ice says he's sorry.



Don't talk on your cell at a concert.



What a dumb idiot.



Very smart bird.



Never seen a stunt like this before.



Now this is a water slide.



And I thought only Americans did this.
Joke

One day there was this blonde that pulled up to a gas station. She filled her car with gas then went to the gas station clerk. Then she asked him for a hanger. The clerk asked her why and she replied that she locked her keys in the car. So the clerk gave the blonde the hanger.
Thirty minutes later the clerks sees the same blonde outside. So the clerk decides to help them out.
The blonde says, “No thanks.”
All of a sudden there was another blonde in the car saying, “A little bit to the left.”

Image Dump



Click left then right.



DAMN NIGGA!



Right... and nice car.



Homemade bar.



Even cats give pity fucks.



He's everywhere.



Fat people can't jump for shit.



Maybe he didn't mean HORSES.



Details about the Obamobile.



Poor dog.



No he didn't.



Shit.



Haha.



YEAH NIGGA!



I should put a hat on my penis.
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[ SFW ] - Cleavage.
[NSFW] - Barely Legal.
[NSFW] - Nice perky tits.
[NSFW] - Her body is nice!
[NSFW] - Great teen sites.
[NSFW] - Facebook of sex.
[ SFW ] - Spiderman is Gay.
[ SFW ] - St Pattys T-shirts!
[NSFW] - Hidden camera sex.
[NSFW] - Chat with naked girls.
[ SFW ] - Cartoons are honest.
[ SFW ] - Top 10 one hit wonders.
[ SFW ] - New Harry Potter trailer.
[ SFW ] - They all have great legs.
[ SFW ] - Multiplayer combat game.
[ SFW ] - Two and a Half Watchmen.
[NSFW] - They just popped right out huh.
[ SFW ] - Don't let girls shoot machine guns.
[NSFW] - How to make a Fleshlight machine.
[ SFW ] - False reflection, some are actually "touching".
[ SFW ] - I don't care if she can dance or not, she's hot.
[ SFW ] - Actors that did body modifications for their roles.
[ SFW ] - 104 Ways to Hilariously Ruin the Watchmen Movie.
[ SFW ] - 10 Worst Celebrity Interviews with David Letterman.
[ SFW ] - This is bullshit, I jack off all the time without problems.
[NSFW] - The uncensored version of the McDonalds strip search vid.

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» Hello Ms Lady posted on 03/04/09 by Opie



W.O.W
The other shit



DON'T STEAL KIDS!



Apparently this guy loves wrestling... and Randy Orton. Faggot.



Students define grinding to the principle.



Fight breaks out in handicap hockey game.. There's handicap hockey?



Porn blooper!
Joke

Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. Fuck My Life

E-Boobs





Send yours here!
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[ SFW ] - Buff Teen.
[NSFW] - ASIAN slut!
[NSFW] - Cam whores.
[NSFW] - Blonde teen.
[ SFW ] - Sniper game.
[NSFW] - Sexy women.
[ SFW ] - Instant Asshole
[ SFW ] - Pink dolphin. WAT!?
[NSFW] - I love big ASIAN tits.
[ SFW ] - She-mullets are sexy.
[NSFW] - Teens that want you.
[ SFW ] - Beauty or Butterface?
[ SFW ] - Body spray for women.
[ SFW ] - Enter The Dragon.. haha
[ SFW ] - Some really cool pictures.
[NSFW] - I like her school girl outfit.
[ SFW ] - Power Rangers Vs Predator.
[ SFW ] - Funny homeless people signs.
[ SFW ] - She got the ultimate wedgie.
[NSFW] - Get laid on your lunch break.
[ SFW ] - Alternate Back to the Future.
[NSFW] - Who doesn't like Soccer Moms?
[ SFW ] - He put his cat in a bong.. haha
[ SFW ] - Urban camo is pretty damn funny.
[ SFW ] - New Terminator Salvation Trailer.
[ SFW ] - "The lady must have the hiccups"
[ SFW ] - Kid playing with his train set rules.
[ SFW ] - Another fun game to kill some time.
[ SFW ] - The worst ways to break up with a woman.
[NSFW] - Watch her spell "whore" at the very end, haha too fuckin funny.
[NSFW] - Click on the person then the clothes fade away. (Just skip the dudes, you fag)

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» 10-4 roger that posted on 03/02/09 by Opie



The funniest sleep walking dog you'll ever see.



And fake people sleep walking.



Don't wear a green tie if you do the weather.



He's good.



Tranny owned via truck.



Cops beat up a girl, she was running though.



He blew the shot.
Joke

80 year old man: My 28 year old wife is pregnant, your opinion Doctor?
Doctor: Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and BANG... The lion drops dead!
Old man: That's impossible; someone else must have shot the lion.
Doctor: MY POINT EXACTLY!

Images



Brother and Sister?



Is that a zombie?



Yep, I'm going there.



We can see everything too.



This dog rules.



FUN-NAY!



They racing?



Oh no.



It's a good thing this is only a soldier and not an animal. ESPECIALLY A CAT, RIGHT?!



That's kinda fucked up.
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[NSFW] - Sex.
[NSFW] - Sexy bitches.
[NSFW] - Big ass titties.
[ SFW ] - Funny animals!
[NSFW] - Young and sexy.
[NSFW] - Want a BJ tonight?
[ SFW ] - Irish Drinking Team!
[ SFW ] - Hack your own VCR!
[ SFW ] - Sexy gamer.. Kind of.
[ SFW ] - Hot or Heavy(fat) game.
[NSFW] - Some very cool dancing.
[ SFW ] - Hot girl riding a 4 wheeler.
[ SFW ] - Top 10 badass movie cars.
[NSFW] - Nice little stripping action.
[NSFW] - Boob lifter, there be boobs!
[ SFW ] - I would burn myself alive too.
[ SFW ] - I didn't know they ate rabbits.
[NSFW] - Hot foreign exchange student.
[ SFW ] - Lindsay Lohan is skin and bones.
[NSFW] - He caught his GF masturbating.
[ SFW ] - Ping Pong victory dance.. WTF?
[ SFW ] - Kanye's new video hurts my eyes.
[ SFW ] - Wait, this is female? Get outa town.
[ SFW ] - This is how you discipline your child.
[ SFW ] - Obama helicopter security breached.
[ SFW ] - This game will keep you busy all day.
[ SFW ] - Phoenix Suns Fan Hits a Half Court Shot.
[NSFW] - Great tits, weird place for the penis though.
[ SFW ] - Damn, some of these hookers are actually hot.
[ SFW ] - The Stinger car even has a freakin' water hose!
[ SFW ] - Marley & Me spoiler. (Spray paint on the poster)
[ SFW ] - How to pee with morning wood.. A bit ridiculous.
[ SFW ] - Man Kicks Dog to Death, Then Kills Young Daughter.

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