» I threw this post on the ground posted on 03/12/10 by
Opie
SNL: I Threw it On The Ground! (May be the best Digital Short)
Dunk FAIL.
Guy makes funny faces at the Oscars.
Epic Beard Man Punch-Out
News guy gets ANGRY!
Awesome crane collapse.
Funny cat drinking water.
Goddamn.
Alice in Wonderland porn?
Joke
A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods when they trip over a magic lamp. The genie pops out of the lamp and stops them both. He says, "I don't know who called me out so I'll give you each three wishes."
The bear and rabbit both start thinking about their wishes and the bear looks at the genie and says. "Start with my wish! I want all the bears in this forest, except me, to be Females."
The genie nods and says, "I can do that." and poof all the other bears in the forest are Females.
The rabbit says, "Me next! I want a motor scooter my size."
The genie says," Alright two more." and magics out a little white scooter.
The bear says, "If you can make all the bears in this forest female, can't you the the whole country, except for me?"
The genie says, "Yeah, I can do that." and with a nod every other bear in the country turns into a female.
The rabbit looks up and says, "I'd like a little rabbit helmet please."
"Sure!" the genie exclaims and opens his hand. with a little helmet in the middle.
The bear, getting excited says, "ALL the bears in the world except for me! can you make them ALL Female?"
"Alright, but that's your last wish." and every bear including polar bears and pandas magically turn into females.
The rabbit gets into his scooter, puts on his helmet and starts the engine. He looks at the genie and says, "I wish this bear was gay."
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Morning BJ.
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I like her big tits.
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Sexy 18 year old.
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KO via trampoline.
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St Pats Day Tees!
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Cam Girl Phenomenon.
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Webcam dance FAIL.
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Get laid this weekend.
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Girls taking nude pics.
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The Dancing Crackhead.
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Assault Helicopter game.
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Princess Trolololeia haha.
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Some of these girls are hot.
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A Reindeer will fuck you up.
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Chat with naked girls for free!
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The joined the mile high club.
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"I Lost My Virginity To A Dog".
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Which earthquake was worse?
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Italian Star Wars Disco Frenzy.
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Hot college girl getting banged.
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How to get that one special girl.
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Swedish Armed Forces mind game.
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Jimmy Kimmel - Handsome Men's Club.
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Live "Lazy Sunday" performance on Jimmy Fallon.
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Antiques Roadshow - 4 items worth up to a million.
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Stan Lee Reveals New Marvel Characters For Disney Movie.
» i pooted posted on 03/10/10 by
Opie
W.O.W
ASIAN with a big nice ass.
Hygiene FAIL!
My penis hurts.
Joke
This lady is on an airplane and is seated next to a man named Ian McKegney.About half an hour after they take off, Ian sneezed. He calmly opened his fly, took out his penis and wiped it with a handkerchief. The lady was shocked but a little too shy to say anything.
About 15 minutes later, Ian sneezed again and then once more opened his fly, grabbed his penis and wiped it off.The lady could not believe it, and being to shy to mention it, she thought to herself, "If he does that again, I'm definitely going to mention it."
Well, guess what? About 10 minutes later, Ian sneezed again and proceeded as before. She turned to Ian and said, "That is disgusting! Must you do that in front of me?"Ian apologized and explained that it was a medical condition, "Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm," he explained.
"Really, what do you take for that?" she asked.
Ian replied, "Pepper."
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Hey, see you guys in hell!
Stupid thief.
Must be new to the Internets.
I want some.
Red or grape?
Oh that Ice Cube!
Nice paper weight.
You're gay either way.
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Get laid.
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Cat fight.
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Teen tits!
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Lesbian babes.
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He's got wood.
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Big natural titties!
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Brain twister game.
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Very sexy cam girls.
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Run This Town Spoof.
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Blonde with huge tits.
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Emails from an asshole.
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Saint Patricks Day shirt.
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This old bitch has a horn!
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Lost Baywatch Mash-up.
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All girls should take nudes.
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The ending is cold blooded.
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Hold A Woman's Attention.
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The Hottest Emo Girlfriends.
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If this isn't fake it's bad ass.
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ASIAN teen gives good head.
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A surface that wont get wet.
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New Iron Man 2 Trailer!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The first interactive Horror Movie.
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Don't pass out at a Music Festival.
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Epic Beard Man: Who's the victim?
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Sandra Bullock fan Oscar freakout, Fag.
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Cooking with man juice! I threw up a little.
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Tenley girl from the Bachelor giving head?
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Well this may be the weirdest fetish ever.
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This is what cops are suppose to do, right?
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Teen Fucks Her BF After Cheerleading Practice.
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Girl mistakes gun for Wii controller - kills herself.
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A bunch of gift cards and electronics for over 90% off!
» quick one posted on 03/08/10 by
Opie
Just some videos today, will have more updates later today.
King of the Bobby haha
The World's Most Action Packed Action Movie
Monster Truck Back Flip!
Cool Nascar crash.
This cop got 18 months in prison for this.
Psychic drawing FAIL.
Fight in the news room.
Amazing rack!
Two kinky ass lesbians.
» GEEK posted on 03/05/10 by
Opie
Very funny Snowmobile Fail.
Tree branch falls on power lines (I know what I'm doing this weekend!)
Obama Caught Lip-Syncing Speech
Japanese Counting In English
Party In The U.S.A Hurley from Lost version.
This is Hawaii. Wait.
Holy shit that had to hurt.
Windsor Guard throws up.
She didn't listen so he told her, twice.
Holy shit.
Quick Q and A
Q: What's the difference between anal and oral?
A: Oral will make your day, but anal will make your whole week!
Q: How do you know when she's too young?
A: When the pelvis snaps.
Q: What's the worst part about a woman being born with no legs?
A: They can't cook on the stove.
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PC vs Mac.
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Karate game!
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Wii Curling FAIL.
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G-Spot Positions.
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Naughty cam girls.
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St Pats Day Tees!
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Blonde college chick.
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Very cool iphone app.
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Get laid this weekend.
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Homemade Hovercraft.
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The Fap & The Furious.
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Amazing homemade anal.
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Drunk girl getting fucked.
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15 Questions For Avatar.
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This must be a Zorro fetish.
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Girls fight in Basketball too?
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The Hottest Emo Girlfriends.
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Homemade porn is the best.
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Chile, three days later. (pics)
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How not to fake a heart attack.
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World's largest popcorn machine.
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10 Awesome Game Show Answer Fails.
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This Too Shall Pass video is pretty cool.
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Helicopter made using a blue shipping container.
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Do You Wanna Date My Avatar (Catchy song and She's hot)
» 10-4 posted on 03/03/10 by
Opie
W.O.W
That bitch is crazy.
Oh look! An old Hispanic midget
That's a lot of ASIANS.
Joke
A man in need of some sexual gratification walks the streets of Vegas to find a prostitute. Coming across one late at night the man asks, "How much do you charge?"
"It starts at $500 for a hand job."
The man was totally blown away, and he got kind of pissed. "$500 dollars!? For a hand job!? Holy crap! No hand job is worth that kind of money!"
She then told him, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"
"Yes."
"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"
"Yes."
"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"
"Yes."
"Well," she said, smiling, "I own those. And I own them because I give a hand job that's worth $500."
The man couldn't believe his ears. He gets sex quite often so why would he pay this much for a hand job? He thought about it and decided "What the hell! You only live once." so he gave it a try.
They went back to his room at The Venetian. Twenty minutes later he was sitting on the bed, realizing that he has just experienced the hand job of a lifetime, worth every bit of the five hundred he paid. He was so amazed, he asked, "I suppose a blow job is $1,000?"
"$1,500."
"I wouldn't pay that for a blow job!"
She said, "step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow job that's worth every cent of $1,500."
The man, still sitting there in total disbelief over the hand job, said, "Sign me up, but let's go down and gamble a bit and then come up and go for round two."
They go down and play craps and he hits the casino for the cost of the BJ ? and some more. And three hours after the mind-blowing hand job, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it. Top BJ of his life ? better than any BJ he's ever gotten, so he asks: "How much for some pussy?"
The hooker said, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see the whole city of Las Vegas?laid out before us? All those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and shows?
The man readies himself for the number. He knows it's gonna be big, so huge he just wanted to know so he could laugh about it later.
"Well", the prostitute said, "If I had a pussy, I'd own it all."
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Stupid Croc.
DAMN NIGGA! (And pants on the ground guy?)
Nice ass.
15 things to know about boobs.
100 ways to say Fuck You.
Poor Johnny.
Clown BJ.
HAY GUYZ!
Oh those ASIANS!
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Get a Blowjob.
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Sexy car repair.
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Hot fitness girls.
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Sexy punk teen.
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I love big titties.
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Wife of the year.
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Rabbit Vs Hunter.
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This cam girl is hot.
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Teen gets fingered.
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Hottie gets creamed.
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Chat with naked girls.
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Nice asses and titties.
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Mmm.. All them titties!
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Girl gets double pounded.
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Bananas exploding on face!
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Megan Fox or Angelina Jolie?
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5 OFF with code "ENTENSIT"
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Jezz this blonde has huge tits.
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This may be the best singing ever.
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Powerwheels are better in the snow.
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Look after your very own online pet.
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Negative Side Effects Of Masturbation.
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The world's most powerful iPod speaker.
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This St. Patrick's Day T-Shirt Kicks Ass.
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The world's most powerful iPod speaker.
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Why would someone pawn a Superbowl Ring?
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She doesn't even notice he's rubbing one out.
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This Smart Mop infomercial is fucking hilarious!
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Roger Ebert gets his voice back and he has a purty mouth.
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Man steps off a bus, gets hit by a car, and thrown back at the bus.
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Guy has a solution for getting bill collectors off his back. He sues them.
» little bit posted on 03/01/10 by
Opie
Hey watch out for that door.
Chuck Liddell works out naked with his wife. (Some Reebok shit)
Pogo stick to shovel nut shot.
Nothing funny, just hot.
ROBOT UNICORN GAME!!! (and here's the music that's strangely catchy)
Hills Have Eyes in real life.
Crazy stuff to go through to become a man.
Pornstars are crazy.
Joke
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.
"Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked.
"Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' instead?"
So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?"
"No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep.
When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?"
"No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand.
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Get laid.
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MMA KO.
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Naked girls.
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Webcam Break-Up
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Blonde with big tits.
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Chris Rock stand up.
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St Patricks Day Gear!
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Funny fast food skit.
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Self-Shot Sexbombs
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Epic chainsaw carving.
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Two teens get fucked.
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Naked girls on webcam.
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That is an extreme dildo
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Sunken Treasures game.
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New dinosaur discovered!
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Busty Girlfriend sucks dick.
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God of War in Five Minutes.
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Sexy red head gets banged.
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Stop Messing Up The First Date.
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May be the best marriage song ever.
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Life in Quarantine. Guy with TB rapping.
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My Name is Earl - Deleted Church Scene.
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Guess this story wouldn't make Rescue 911.
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Zach Galifianakis, do I need to type anymore?
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Why having sex in a public place is a bad idea.
