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� moar pron posted on 03/30/11 by Opie

W.O.W

Damn, she's fine.

Sasha Grey and some other sexy girl doing nasty shit.

Lesbian gets wet washing a hot Ferrari.

Sexy College chick.

Super Slow-Motion Motion.
Joke

An old man was laying on his death bed.

With only hours to live, he suddenly noticed the scent of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen.

With his last bit of energy, the old man pulled himself out from his bed, across the floor to the stairs, and down the stairs to the kitchen.

There, the old man's wife was baking chocolate chip cookies.

With his last ounce of energy, the old man reached for a cookie.

His wife, however, quickly smacked him across the back of his hand, and exclaimed, "Leave them alone, they're for the funeral!"

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Which seat now?

Rebecca Blacked.

That cat knows what he's doing.

I'm a Seal!

I miss the 90s too.

I must purchase this retarded dog.

I really hope this is fake.

Grow your own Nigger!

Lovely Drawing.

Oh that Prime!

Shit..

Smile.. Don't smile.

The next Dexter kill room.

Probably doesn't work
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[NSFW] - Fuckbook.
[NSFW] - Wild Teens.
[ SFW ] - Party shirts.
[NSFW] - Big Juicy Booty.
[ SFW ] - Zombie T-shirts!
[ SFW ] - Fun climbing game.
[ SFW ] - Dexter kill room Prank.
[ SFW ] - Offroad racing game.
[NSFW] - Chat with naked girls.
[ SFW ] - McLovin smoking weed!
[ SFW ] - Boobs and Pussy..cats.
[ SFW ] - Get your Whizzinator Here!
[ SFW ] - Thumbtack Russian roulette.
[NSFW] - This blonde loves the cock.
[ SFW ] - Heidi Klum is still smoking hot.
[ SFW ] - Damn Google has fast Internet!
[ SFW ] - This man loves fucking Cheetos.
[ SFW ] - This dude eats a lot of crazy shit.
[ SFW ] - I wish that Direct TV Giraffe was real.
[ SFW ] - Japan Earthquake..(A few weeks later)
[ SFW ] - Bikini-Clad Woman Brawls At Burger King.
[ SFW ] - I want to go hunting with these hotties.
[ SFW ] - 5 Childhood cartoons that may actually be from pornos.

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� Sucker Donkey Punch posted on 03/28/11 by Opie

That stupid song Friday as interpreted by a bad lip reader.

Kid freaks out over a maybe Tornado.

We're gonna need a bigger barf bag.

Oh that's cool.

Real life coin block!

TV prank gone way wrong.

How not to flip over a jeep.

NASA makes their own rain cloud!

So it goes great with cock huh?

Anyone seen my arm?

WTF is this? It has boobs though.

Building the Dream.
Joke

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ....and she's always sound asleep."

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[NSFW] - Fuckbook.
[NSFW] - Dirty Teens.
[ SFW ] - Funny shirts!
[ SFW ] - Physics game.
[ SFW ] - Fun weed pics.
[ SFW ] - She's talented.
[NSFW] - Sexy cam girls.
[NSFW] - Bare Butt Teens!
[NSFW] - Sexy Newscaster.
[ SFW ] - The Office Dubstep.
[ SFW ] - Holy awesome NES Mod.
[ SFW ] - Kiss this 92 year old or die!
[NSFW] - Gilf Has Trouble With Anal.
[ SFW ] - Heard of The Whizzinator?
[ SFW ] - Paddle Faster I Hear Banjos.
[NSFW] - Hot blonde shakes that ass!
[ SFW ] - The Largest Aquarium in the World.
[ SFW ] - Zach Galifianakis Late World Video.
[ SFW ] - How to calm a baby. (WITH DEATH METAL!)
[ SFW ] - "Quack Attack" Mighty Ducks Gangsta Rap!!!!
[ SFW ] - Autistic boy, 12, with higher IQ than Einstein.
[NSFW] - You could hide a lot of treasure in that vagina.
[ SFW ] - Very cool time lapse video of aurora borealis in Russia.
[ SFW ] - Woman invents something to end the camel toe. NOOOOOOO!

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� Macarena posted on 03/25/11 by Opie

GOD can heal your hip and give you an orgasm!

Awesome webcam chat prank. (NSFW because of boobies)

Rebecca Black - Friday Dub (Christopher Walken style!!!)

Dog forgot to jump haha

Hardcore 5 Finger Fillet!

Shia Labeouf in 25 seconds.

How not to pick up a snake.

Dude gets knocked the fuck out!

Nice fucking rack.

See sluts up close and personal.

The best porn you will EVER see!
Joke

Three boys received their grades from their female sex education instructor.

One got a D+, the second a D- and the third an F.

"One day we should get her for this," said the first boy.

"I agree. We'll grab her..." said the second.

"Yeah," said the third. "And then we'll kick her in the nuts!"

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[NSFW] - Fuckbook.
[ SFW ] - Hot Teens.
[ SFW ] - Obama sucks.
[NSFW] - Oil that ass up!
[ SFW ] - Funny T-shirts!
[ SFW ] - Lightsaber Fight.
[ SFW ] - Sorority girls rapping?
[ SFW ] - Sexy ladies and weed.
[ SFW ] - Nice kittens and boobs.
[NSFW] - Chat with sluts this weekend.
[ SFW ] - Roadkill gets Revenge. (Game)
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Sexiest Onscreen Duos
[ SFW ] - Another faggot to make fun of.
[ SFW ] - Don't steal computers from hackers.
[ SFW ] - "Man finds forgotten $9M lotto ticket"
[ SFW ] - Holy awesome homemade Transformers!
[ SFW ] - She picks up a bottle then everyone thanks her.
[ SFW ] - Killer trial bottle of a effective, proven fat burner.
[ SFW ] - Check out the customer images on this amazon.com sprinkler.
[NSFW] - Why have sex when you can build your own FLESHLIGHT! Haha
[ SFW ] - Sign up for SPORTS BETTING! Get up to a $250 bonus on deposits.

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� porn 101 posted on 03/23/11 by Opie

W.O.W

Smoking hot blonde.

Hot lesbians!

The Busted Compilation!

Housewives Blow Strippers!
Joke

A man phones home from his office and says to his wife, "I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. I have to leave right away. Pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas. I'll be home in an hour to pick them up."

The man rushes home to grab everything. He hugs his wife, apologizes for the short notice, and then hurries off.

A week later, the man returns and his wife asks, "Did you have a good trip, dear?" The man replies, "Yep, the fishing was great... but you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas."

His wife smiles and says, "Oh, no I didn't... I put them in your tackle box!"

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DAMN NIGGA!

That's the best LOL ever.

My kind of treasure.

Hahaha

Goddamn it!

Never noticed that before.

IT'S A TRAP!

Holy awesome.

I failed this too.

Silly kid.
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[NSFW] - Fuckbook
[ SFW ] - Coke Party.
[ SFW ] - Brutal Relax.
[ SFW ] - Funny T-shirts.
[ SFW ] - The penis shirt.
[NSFW] - Awesome Asses.
[ SFW ] - Good first date tips.
[ SFW ] - Cooking with hot girls.
[ SFW ] - Tsunami fighter game!
[NSFW] - Chat with naked ladies.
[ SFW ] - Crickets get worms too.
[ SFW ] - Drug Raids go Hollywood.
[ SFW ] - Justin Bieber vs. Slipknot
[ SFW ] - This doesn't even look real.
[ SFW ] - The best way to hold your beer.
[ SFW ] - Girl Ruins Marriage On Game Show.
[ SFW ] - I think penis biting is an illegal move.
[ SFW ] - Follow these instructions and be cool.
[ SFW ] - A bunch of movie spoilers in one video.
[ SFW ] - This will make you love basset hounds.
[NSFW] - These two girls know how to suck cock.
[ SFW ] - That would scare the shit out of anyone.
[ SFW ] - Steven Seagal has broken a lot of bones!

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� Monday Monday Monday posted on 03/21/11 by Opie

Note: Changed the videos so when you share them a screenshot will show.

UFC 128 Shogun Rua vs. Jon Jones (Full Fight! - TKO)

UFC 128 Brendan Schaub vs. Mirko Cro Cop (KO)

UFC 128 Raphael Assun��o vs. Erik Koch (KO) Mini Forrest and Tito!

Why you shouldn't say "Fuck it" in front of babies.

This man is Superman. (Or the driver was like OH SHIT FUCK! and stopped)

Metal Cat!

12 year old Pong Master!

Boobs bouncing on a roller coaster!

Bin Laden in porn.. haha

Thai hookers let you film it!
Joke

An office manager arrives at his department and sees an employee sitting behind his desk totally stressed out.

He gives him the advice: "I went home every afternoon for two weeks and had myself pampered by my wife. It was fantastic and it really helped, you should try it too!".

Two weeks later when the manager arrives at his department he sees the man happy and full of energy at his desk.

The faxes are piling up and the computer is running at full speed. "I see you followed my advice?".

"I did", answers the employee, "It was great! By the way I didn't know you had such a nice house!".

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[NSFW] - Fuckbook.
[ SFW ] - Zombie shirts.
[NSFW] - Gangbang Fail.
[ SFW ] - Celebrity Beaver.
[NSFW] - That's a Huge Bitch!
[ SFW ] - Banned iPad 2 Promo.
[ SFW ] - Movie Titles in Movies.
[ SFW ] - Skill bike riding game.
[ SFW ] - Wait! Girls don't poop!
[ SFW ] - Worst music video ever.
[NSFW] - Watch DVD quality porn.
[ SFW ] - Candice has perfect tits!
[ SFW ] - Who the fuck is this guy?
[NSFW] - Holy Big Naturals Batman!
[ SFW ] - Spongebob Sickpants.. haha
[ SFW ] - I wish I could play with Lions!
[ SFW ] - Stupid criminals in the papers.
[ SFW ] - World Record Shallow Pool Dive!
[ SFW ] - Most Offensive Shirts in the World!
[NSFW] - This bitch knows how to ride a dick!
[ SFW ] - Are You Prone to Mind Control? (Video)
[NSFW] - Find pictures of naked girls in your area!
[ SFW ] - Name something that gets passed around.
[ SFW ] - Rebecca Black - Friday. (Death Metal Version)
[ SFW ] - Full tilt is giving away 100% deposit bonus up to $600, get on it!

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� Pencil Whack Champion posted on 03/18/11 by Opie

Fat kid destroys school bully and The Street Fighter REMIX!

Baby gets scared then laughs at Mom blowing her nose.

OK WTF. Is this a male or female?

Which dog is guilty!? That dog is the funny.

You take my parking spot, I piss in your car!

This is the definition of "Nigger Rig"

Can't even keep their pants up while doing Martial Arts...

Crazy girl commits suicide! (Due to earthquake.. just kidding)

Got Milk?

College Titties!!!!!!!

The hottest fucking lesbos I've ever seen.

Bet REAL MONEY on UFC, $250 bonus for depositing.
Joke

A man is telling a story... "I was playing golf, and even though I am usually a pretty good player, I was playing horribly that day.

As I was about to tee off at the fourth hole I heard a voice say, "three wood." I looked around and no one was behind me so I took my stance.

Then once again I heard "three wood." I looked down and there was a frog at the corner of the tee box, and he was telling me to use my three wood.

I thought it was stupid but I was playing so badly that I thought nothing could hurt me so I took out my three wood. It was a long par four, and I hit the ball straight 250 yards with that three wood. Since the frog seemed to be lucky I picked him up and took him along with me.

At the next whole he told me to use my five iron. It was a par three and I got my first hole in one ever. I made a least a birdie on all the rest of the holes, and all I had to do was listen to that frog.

That night I took the frog to the casino in my hotel. We played Roulette.

I put my money where the frog said and won on every spin of the wheel. After that I was tired so I went up to bed.

I took the frog out of my pocket and put it on the dresser. Suddenly it looked at me and said, "kiss me." Now I wasn't about to kiss a frog, but he said it again.

So I kissed the frog and he turned into the most beautiful fourteen year old girl you have ever seen in your entire life.

And that your honor is how that fourteen year old girl ended up in my hotel room.

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[NSFW] - Fuckbook.
[NSFW] - Bukkake Fail!
[ SFW ] - Funny T-shirts.
[ SFW ] - Hotel Hell Game.
[ SFW ] - Who needs pants?
[NSFW] - Nasty hardcore sex!
[ SFW ] - Rockstar weed chicks.
[ SFW ] - What the fuck is this?
[ SFW ] - A stickman war game!
[ SFW ] - World's Greatest Extra!
[ SFW ] - Flame away guys, flame away.
[ SFW ] - I wish my job was a Bra Fitter.
[NSFW] - iPhone Girls vs BlackBerry Babes.
[ SFW ] - How to score a goal LIKE A BOSS!
[NSFW] - Chat with cam sluts this weekend.
[ SFW ] - If Charlie Sheen took a piss test...
[ SFW ] - Dude has crazy eyes on People's Court.
[ SFW ] - I think this woman is retarded on the Price is Right.
[ SFW ] - Robber sticks a knife in a lady's eye then gets killed.
[ SFW ] - Japanese Dog Refuses to Leave Injured Friend Behind.
[ SFW ] - X-men first class. (It's a Russian Trailer, but still awesome)
[ SFW ] - Actors Who Look Exactly The Same on Every Movie Poster.
[ SFW ] - Better watch out if you don't pay taxes on cigarettes online.

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� Snoop Dogg owned the Roast! posted on 03/16/11 by Opie

W.O.W

This redhead gives awesome head.

How to really treat the ladies. hahaha

It's like she's dying when she cums!

Bachelorette Party Gets Wild!
Joke

This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster. The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this great rooster, named Randy; he'll service every chicken you've got. No problem."

Well , Randy the rooster is a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So , he buys Randy. The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard, giving the rooster a pep talk, " Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here and you cost me a lot of money and I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said with a chuckle.

Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer points towards the hen house and Randy took off like a shot ~WHAM~ He nails every hen on there THREE or FOUR times and the farmer is just shocked. Randy runs out of the hen house and sees a flock of geese down by the lake ~WHAM~ He gets all the geese. Randy's up in the pigpen. He's in with the cows. Randy is jumping on every animal the farmer owns.

The farmer is distraught, worried that his expensive rooster won't even last the day. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day to find Randy dead as a doorknob in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead.

The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful animal , shakes his head and says, "Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself." Randy opens one eye, nods towards the sky and say's , "Shhh. They're getting closer...."

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