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Oh snap! posted on 04/15/04 by Opie

Updated: Download Cam X (Info below)
This was posted awhile ago in the forums. You install this program and you can fuck with all kinds of those web cam whores for free! It's kind of fun asking these semi-hot girls to show you their penis and watch the expression on their face haha. Or say:

"I wish I had more hands!".. (You know the rest, if you watch Dave C.)

I checked and this doesn't have any spyware or any junk like that, I wouldn't post it otherwise. Just a program some cracker made to make those web cam sites easier to access.

Anyway, when I had some time to kill I would just go fuck with them and basically got kicked out of every room.

Have Fun!

(P.S. Don't spam entensity.net in those rooms and if you see anyone with the name "Opie" it isn't me dipshit.)

Also - Forum whores, be patient on awaiting moderation, There's a lot of you waiting.

Rest of the shit tomorrow.

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My thong itches. posted on 04/12/04 by Opie

Are we still making fun of this? WE SURE AS FUCK ARE!
Bitchy bitchy pants. <- Phrase of the day.

Something is different here.. Oh it's a small jammy.

This image is soooo heterosexual.
More Racist fun (My black friends love these)

Whats the most confusing day of the year for a black guy?

Father's Day

What's long and hard on a black man?

Third grade.

What's long, black, and stinky?

The unemployment line.

Why do black people like basketball?

Because they like to RUN, SHOOT, and STEAL.

What do you do when you see a hundred dead black people in the forest?

Stop laughing and reload the gun.

How do u stop a black person from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the cieling.

Much love to jews:

Whats the difference between a jewish person and a pizza?

Pizza's dont scream when they're put in the oven.

How many jews can you fit in a VW?

I dunno.. check the ash tray.

What's the difference between a jew and a balloon?

The balloon floats when you fill it with gas.

AND....

What's the difference between my garage with a Lexus in it or a garage full of dead baby's?

I dont have a Lexus.

Those are just for a laugh, don't get your panties in a bunch. Send some cracka jokes in.

- FFL -

- Frogger-like game.
- Drinking beer is fun.
- He likes to move it.
- Animal photoshop fun.
- NAAFA is for fat people.
- He's good at spray painting.
- Shaye and her doll? CRAZY!
- Hot girls.. No nudity though.
- Catch some fish.. Fun game.
- Like lying on some fluffy pillows!
- Free-falling game.. Dodge stuff..
- Cartman soundboard.. (Ming Lee)
- Some of these images are funny.
- I wonder if he made it? (Graphic)
- Spoof of those government signs.
- Only posted for the image hahaha.
- Holy fuck this gave me a headache.
- An I thought my collection was big.
- She got Chris Rock's old cell number.
- Don't go in the black hole of the net.
- Hmmm maybe I should be a spammer.
- I wanta see this pussy on Fear Factor.
- Detailed info on subliminal advertising.
- Security Systems Devices. (Stickdeath)
- Damn, the guy that bet everything on roulette won.
- Girls and their journals.. Suicide is in today ya know.
- Jesus isn't Hitler.. Hilter is Jesus or something like that.
- Let's go ride the lamers bus! (Don't forget your helmet)
- Here's some info on that goblin thing that was in that tree image.
- I think this was a deleted southpark clip or something.. Funny stuff.
- 6 Reasons to Love Africa..? I love it because of all the nudity in the jungle!
- What the fuck?? Date Jesus.. Come on now, he doesn't even look all Jew-like.
- More vids of the guy that did the FAKE suicide.. Apparently some of you didn't get that huge sarcasm..

P.S. If you joined the forums, be patient. I'll go through them tomorrow night.

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Proper way to fold a flag posted on 04/12/04 by Opie

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The rest of the goods tomorrow.. Another thing to keep in mind on the Mon-Fri post is, that on some days they may be short like this and the others long like below. You'll just never know when, they could all be big or small.

Also the forums are back open, Give your account at least 3 days to get activated though.

Oh yeah, Check out these crazy Asians.

Hint: Leeches and Poop.

Be cool and go to these sites.

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Side of poon please. posted on 04/09/04 by Opie

Should be back to normal next week.. Here's some crap to keep you busy.

Note: Today's post takes up half of the page.

(For you retards that don't know how to scroll down)

Hey look it's Alf.. With a Crazy Asian twist.

Love sick puppy almost bites the dust.

Best commercial involving a cat!

He deserves every bit of this.

Mario theme played on a guitar. (Gets good near the middle)

Nickelback realized they suck and walk off stage. Too funny.

Some wanted a suicide vid with blood.. Here ya go.
Uh graphic and stuff. Read the story here.
32 Offensive Jokes

1.Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics?
A: Not being retarded

2. Q: What's blue and fucks old people?
A: Hypothermia

3. Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter?
A: The dishes, if she knows what's good for her

4. Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time?
A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

5. Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.

6. Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?
A: They don't fucking listen.

7. Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts?
A: Gonorrhea

8. Q: Why did God create yeast infections?
A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt once in a while too.

9. Q. How can you tell a macho woman?
A. She rolls her own tampons.

10. Q. Why do gays like ribbed condoms?
A. Better traction in the mud.

11. Q. What's the difference between a woman and a sheep?
A. The sheep doesn't get upset if you screw her sister.

12. Q. What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?
A. Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at least 13 years old.

13. Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A. Marry it.

14. Q. What do you get when you cross two black people?
A. Your ass kicked.

15. Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

16. Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.

17. Q. What's the difference between mayonnaise & semen?
A. Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a girl's throat at thirty miles an hour.

18. Q. Why do women call it PMS?
A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

19. Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

20. Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

21. Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

22. Q. How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A. The cake jumps out of the girl.

23. Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

24. Q. How is pubic hair like parsley?
A. You push it to the side before you start eating.

25. Q. What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
A. You know she'll swallow.

26. Q. Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the
same day in Iraq?
A. They don't want to wear out the camel.

27. Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

28. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

29. Q. How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know when it is
bedtime?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand...

30. Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
A. Look inside your pants; if you have a dick, it's not time.

31. Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the animals that kick.

32. Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it

Getting drunk is so fun.
Racist Jokes 101

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

What are the first three words in the Mexican National Anthem?

Attention K-mart shoppers.

Why do Niggers only have Nightmares?

They shot the last one that had a dream.

P.S. You guys send some cracka jokes in, I love making fun of my race too.

I guess he was talkin' bout Arnold??

That's a Huge Spider.. Read more about it here.

Male or Female driving?

What the hell is that in the trees?

He came and them he jumped.. The End. Graphic and stuff

Nice PS job. (I hope)

It's a BONER!!!!
- FFL -

- Um.. fugly.
- Rap Models.
- Blah.. I could tell.
- Haha I hope he loses.
- I am a college student.
- GRRRRRRRRR Vampires.
- This game is really hard.
- Get the ship past obstacles.
- This skered me. Well not really.
- You like those Windows sounds?
- Knock the coconuts off the tree.
- Passion of the Christ.. Animated?
- Who the fuck made this petition?
- Going on on a limb here.. Bullshit.
- Too much time worrying about Bush..
- Jim Carrey as Vanilla Ice. Funny stuff.
- Down syndrome Dolls.. Oh man hahaha
- Famous people all tied up for you nutbags.
- Kids and guns? Yes, I'm sure this is a joke.
- Naked body art.. Yep, some titties be here.
- Snipers shoot a little kid.. Not really FFL material..... Hmm
- This guy gets hit by a cop car.. Oh yeah it was on a bike.
- What the hell is this chicken all about? (Tell it what to do)
- To steal a joke from Leno.. "Do they call it a Yessarian there?"
- Another mirror for that "arses" video with those crazy Canadians.
- I'm Wayne Brady BITCH! (Will be added to CS page on the next update)
- This is what you do in case of a terrorist attack. (I think these are newer)

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Offensive my ass. posted on 04/07/04 by Opie

E-mail?

[ Insert link to video in Monday's post ]

"This very innapropriate!! I think you should seriously take this down for your site. I was going through all the videos and I found this. I cried and now I cant even listen to the Adams song cause its playing in the background and everytime i hear it now, i think of that video!! i dont think that that guys family wants that up there so if u can please take that down or i will make sure someone else does. thank you."

-^-^-***~!Sarah!~***-^-^-

'

Dear Sarah,

Did I make your finger click the video? No. Going by your stupid roses and poor grammar, you probably aren't even old enough to be viewing this site.

I don't see why the video offended so many anyway, It doesn't even look real.

This however, does. (Thanks to b0g.)

While we're on the suicide vid..

Could this be real too?????????
Here's some more stuff, (Read the updates on why post are weak this week)

I laughed for too long on this.. then made 7 of them.

That's one bad ass widow.
- FFL -

- Soapbox racer?
- Cool Bike stunts.
- Sexercises anyone?
- Haha.. It's a nudist site.
- I love death.. Long video.
- Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
- Shooting game with little balls.
- Yet another Rick James soundboard.
- This guy is the Easter bunny.. Only gayer.
- Probably the dumbest game ever posted here.
- Big brother in some other country.. (Nudity.. Lots)
- I don't care for fake boobs.. But here's some pics.
- I think this could be the whole story regarding that big ass bear.
- That mystery game posted a long time ago.. Waste time with this one.

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Anyone care for a glass of pee? posted on 04/05/04 by Opie

I added a great song to this vid. Read the story below..
NEW YORK -- Police were investigating how a videotape that captured a suicide at a Bronx housing development later appeared on a pornographic Web site.

Police learned of the Web site after a relative of the man who committed suicide notified them, New York Police Department spokesman Paul Browne said Wednesday. Police were trying to track down the Web site's owner and determine how the site acquired the video.

The video was recorded on a camera that is part of the closed-circuit Viper program in the city's public housing areas. The video was recorded March 16 and shows the man shooting himself in the head, Browne said.

The Internal Affairs Bureau was investigating the release of the video and was focusing on the officers who monitor the housing project cameras, police said. The images came from a digital camera and could have been e-mailed.

The man was identified by police as Paris Lane, 22, of Manhattan. Lane had gone to the Morris Houses to visit his girlfriend when he shot himself in the lobby. Police said they believe the victim was despondent over an argument with the girlfriend.

Police did not disclose the Web site's name or address.

Source

P.S. No, this isn't the site it's referring to dummy.

Super-fun racist joke of the day

What do you call a nigger with a PHD?

A nigger.

- FFL -

- Ask a nun?
- Hockey game.
- Build an Igloo.
- Stuff about porn.
- This looks like fun.
- Breakout in 3Dish.
- Ohhhh ASCII porn.
- Mike Tyson quotes.
- Pussy Torture? Lame.
- Very good NES players.
- I like this shooting game.
- Are you a virgin? (I am)
- WNBA should be like this.
- Boner Fest! Crazy Asians...
- Shoot the car on the ferry.
- Stop snoring? I call bullshit.
- The Matrix Reentered.. What?
- The chipmunks was a great show.
- Stick people fighting. Cool animation.
- New way to get around town.. I guess.
- Umm is it me or does this look like Grover?
- Why would you want to clone a fucking cat?
- I think there's something wrong with this kid.
- A vampire bat killed some people.. Call Buffy.
- Blah.. I beat her Dad knows why.. hahahaha.
- If you missed Marge in Maxim.. Here's the page.
- Have fun with this one guys. (Another LJ moron)
- She's so hot.. I think this should be posted again.
- Didn't you know those fruits at Disney are pedos?
- It's just a fucking shirt.. Give me a break.. (Hmm I need a Kit Kat)

Oh and someone sent a porn site for you guys.. Type ten.com in your browser and here is the login info:

username=myfree
password=paysite

Have fun...

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There will be Cheetos and Handjobs for all my fans posted on 04/02/04 by Opie

Ok before I should you the goods you MUST read my bad ass rap skillz..

Take that and rewind it back Opie's got the beat to make your booty go