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� Funky Butt-loving posted on 04/29/05 by Opie

Mitch Hedberg Tribute continues:

Two clips of Mitch Hedberg on Conan. (Very Funny!)

Knight Rider is the shit!.. TURBO BOOST!!!!!

I love this Spring Thomas chick. Seriously.

Navy Helicopter crash. Crazy.

Hulk Hogan is a Nigga!

Hell, I'd do the same thing.
JOKE!

A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor stopped her.

"You have so much to live for," said the sailor. "Look, I�m off to Europe tomorrow and I can stow you away on my ship. I�ll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."

With nothing to lose, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn.

Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.

"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to Europe. Plus he�s screwing me."

"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."

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Oh dear.

DAMN NIGGA!

No idea.

Wants to fix himself I guess.

That'll learn her.

Nice shirt.

If you like Jessica, raise your hand.

Jesus rules.

They must be French. OOPS.. Did I just type that?

Some people wanted her famous.. Ta daaa
- FFL -

- Gummy Tits!
- Josie Maran.
- Flash Game.
- Britney Spears.
- Addicting Game.
- Naked gold tees.
- Nice body on her.
- Naked girls on bikes.
- What a name this is.
- One legged DDR guy.
- Creative Sexy Bikinis.
- Haha, no shit Sherlock
- Best hacker in the world.
- Clay Cops. (MadTV clip)
- HAY guys! Free porn here.
- Gang member skinned alive.
- Penguin calls. Well all right.
- Girls hanging out at the pool.
- I think we need to video of her.
- College party girls getting wild.
- When Pornstars attack. WTF?
- Guess the google image search.
- It's only illegal if she remembers.
- Top white names and black names.
- This guard was assaulted very bad.
- That would cause me to crash too.
- "Meet your meat" A PETA video. Haha
- This is a fucked up auction and nasty.
- I WILL FEED YOU TO LIONS. HA-HA-HA
- Uh oh. Another multi-user coloring site.
- The bible on DVD!!!!!! Satan loves you.
- S'mores on high for 3 seconds. HAHAHA
- Little keyboard game to keep you busy.
- This ASIAN has a little dark meat in her.
- OK. Apparently she wants cum on her face.
- Make fire from a coke can and chocolate bar.
- Is that a bible in your hands your.. Nevermind.
- Here's a direct link to the leaked Family guy episode.
- You guys remember this fake Moon landing video?
- Batman Begins trailer. Michael Keaton should be in it..
- While giving a speech his teeth fall out... Crazy ASIAN.

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� HAY GUYS! posted on 04/27/05 by Opie

Did you guys miss me? I was just taking some time away to take care of some other things, like masturbation etc.. No biggy.

ANYWAY!!!!!!!

W.O.W time: College kids doing IT!!!
Edit for the idiots: It's funny how so many bitch when I take the FREE W.O.W clip down an hour early. Do you seriously think I give two shits what time zone you're in? Go suck on a tittie, you fucking babies.

Mitch Hedberg Tribute:

Comedy Central Presents - Mitch Hedberg [Right click - save as]
(Mirrored by an e-viewer. 200mbs)
Mo' Videos!

Another great Dane Cook clip!

Smart mouse / Dumb mouse.

This girl is having a bad day.

This kid must watch "The Mask" a lot.

There she blows!

Dorks.. dorks.. and more dorks.
Q and A

Q: What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
A: The black Jew has to sit in the back of the oven.

Q: What's the difference between a woman's period juice and quicksand?
A: You can't gargle quicksand.

Q: Why don't more black women have blonde hair?
A: How stupid do you want them to be?!

Q: What do you throw a drowning black man?
A: A rock.

Q: How many fags can you fit on a chair without stacking?
A: Four, If you flip the chair upside down.

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an alter boy.

Q: What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
A: Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon and Michael Jackson molests little boys.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian kid taking a shit?
A: A show off.

I'm not done yet.. IMAGES!

In my opinion the best one.

Wonder what this guy does for a "hobby".

Graphic 101.

I think I posted this one, but WHO CARES. Right Keenan?

Almost everyone still loves these.

Haha.
- FFL - (Lots!)

- Hot Milfs.
- Cool Game.
- Lucky Ass!
- Samurai Jack.
- Jennifer Garner.
- Sarah M. Gellar.
- Arnold prank call.
- Chris Rock rules.
- Hot hardcore sex.
- Need to get laid?
- This girl scares me.
- Stabbed in the head.
- New belt buckle style.
- Um. This kind of stupid.
- Top 50 ways to get fired.
- It's gross to kiss your dog.
- Holy shit. It's a conehead.
- I believe you my staaaapler.
- Just read the headline. Perv.
- Roman Candle fights are fun.
- The Amazon Top rated CD is..
- Beer commercials are the best.
- Double Dildo fun. (Yes, Lesbians)
- Free cam girls for your pleasure.
- Everyone likes racist jokes right?
- Needs a tan, but I'd hit it... Twice.
- These are some pissing bugs. haha
- I wish I could breast feed animals.
- Crazy people on the INTERNET again.
- GOOD LAWD! Those some nice titties.
- "Zoo Wants Chimp To Stop Smoking".
- Toads hop up and say "Hi" then BOOM!
- She can shift gears very well. (NSFW)
- I'm going to go get a bunch of 2 dollar bills.
- FAT PEOPLE DOING IT! HAHAHHAHA. Yep.
- This bitch must be retarded or something.
- Locked his Mother in a freezer for years...
- Video of police handcuffing that 5 year old.
- Legs Severed in Midair. We need the video.
- Everyone likes these shell/ball games right?
- Oh my god! Castration Instrument from hell!
- Maybe a repost, but she's stripping to Britney.
- One of those games where it will keep you busy.
- I found a pair of big lips on my burger, I'm suing.
- This guy looks like a walking photoshopped picture.
- What a great way to paint. Looks ASIANish though.
- Anyone else know that "OOPS I did it again" was a remake?

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� For all my dead homies.. *pee pee* posted on 04/22/05 by Opie

Opie Edit: HAHA NO POST MONDAY! Will most likely have Tuesday and Wednesday/Friday post, if not just Wednesday/Friday.

Great AFV clip. (HAY STEVEN DISNEY)

No arms, yet he wins?

Watch what you say at Office Parties.

Take on what?
Mosh boy to the rescue!

We all remember Mosh girl right?
Well her "brother" was spotted as well and now the photoshop fun has begun:

FUN-NAY!!!!
JOKE!

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.

It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

More images fool!

DAMN NIGGA THAT'S A SHARK BITE!

Freaks.

No caption needed.

I still throw that sign.

Scared?

This one be graphic kids.
- FFL -

- O.C.'s Milf.
- Nice Boobs.
- Funny News.
- Kick his Ass.
- Final Fantasy.
- Long nipples 101.
- It's Wiener Pong!
- Off-road riding flip.
- This is an odd one.
- Only in Texas right?
- Southpark Paris clip.
- SpongeBong HempPants.
- Whore Off. (Southpark)
- I may buy a fleshlight now.
- Girls and a soccer ball. Yay.
- Awesome body on this redhead.
- Don't let the guys land! (Game)
- HAHA @ people worshiping walls.
- A song about boobies. (Music video)
- Musical Chairs. Great Nike commercial.
- Why is this funny to me? God knows..
- Apparently they let retards in porn now.
- Anyone else not care about the crash?
- Any of you girls actually sit on your dryer?
- He HAD to be an OBGYN. *Note his name*
- Texas may have killed an innocent man. Aww.
- Did this give anyone else get a boner/wetness?
- Of course everyone will type in bad words here.
- Hedberg clips next week, but here's some radio.
- What's a 17 year old doing with a BMW anyway?
- Classic game: Battleship. (Posted over a year ago)
- Ohhh, this is a first for me on this type of sex toy.
- Trouble with masturbating to much? Chew this gum.
- Remember that video of the school bus flipping over?
- From the director of the Texas CSM.. Toolbox Murders.
- This is my cupid.com profile. (I hate these kind of sites)
- Hell, why not. Here's the Triumph Dog at the Star Wars Convention.
- Berkeley laptop thief is scared out of his wits by professor. (Good stuff)

E-note: I'll have the first half of the archives up this afternoon and if I get one more e-mail aboutt he W.O.W clip.. I'll stop posting them. Well, not really.

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� I like beer. posted on 04/20/05 by Opie

W.O.W = That darn Subway girl again. (Part 2)
Before we get into the other stuff, I've got another special e-mail edition. So here we go..

From: Prescott Plumlee
Subject: ATTN: Webmaster.
To: ME!

"I am suing you. I don't want to come off as mean, but I am angry. My seven (7) year old son is in his room right now recovering from surgery at the local emergency room. He watched a video with the caption "Firecracker in the nose is painless"... the gentlemen in the video had a live firecracker in his nose through the point of detonation. People do a lot of crazy things and sometimes it can be amusing to watch, so i don't disagree with it's display on the internet, but when the displayer doesn't put up warnings and/or encourages the behavior in such video, then that is just a case of carelessness and reckless abandonment to those with minimal understanding of life do to age and exterior pressures. He did it to impress his twelve (12) year old brother. He's into magic and thinks he can do these things and when he read that it doesn't hurt then he new what he was going to do. You could have put anything that relates to pain for the title and he wouldn't have done it. We're going to have to get in touch. Just email me back with what you want to do, e.g., lawyers talk together, we can talk(you call me/i call you), you can talk to my lawyer...

Sorry this had to happen.

Prescott"

The reply:

Holy fucking WOW! First what the hell is your 7 year old son doing on Entensity? Second, Why do you have firecrackers/lighting utilities just laying around your house? This site is blocked by several net patrol things, you should look into this.

This is by far the best e-mail I've received this year. I mean, what idiotic parent would blame me for a simple lie? If I would've said; "Go fuck your Dad in the ass and then lick his butthole". Would I still be a fault if your stupid kid "caught" your from behind and then starting licking his lips? (Yes, I realize my mind is thrown off.)

Maybe a firecracker in the nose IS painless to me. Stick it up your ass for all I care. The point is that this site is obviously not for kids and I have 1st amendment rights. Besides the fact that 7 year olds are to young to understand sarcasm (The file name is named idiot), he shouldn't been on this site in the first place. So, who is to blame on this matter? Well it sure isn't me and honestly I'm glad your son didn't get hurt to bad, hell who am I kidding. Fuck 'em!

Just do me a favor and ask your son this; "What's it feel like to be a fucking idiot?" or Maybe get him to cast a spell on me since he's into "magic". Don't blame a website on your ignorant parenting, especially this one.

If I had a nickel for every lawsuit/threat thrown at me.. I'd have a lot of nickels.

Forums member aenimav had to say this:

"I'll represent you in court, I've watched Law and Order so I can pretty much win any case."

Note: This e-mail could be a joke (Going by some of the grammar/e-mail address), but you know what to do when I post such e-mails.

HOLY EDIT This fool has a xanga account! (Note the age.. hmmm)

http://premium.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xclearasmudx

Videos?

Here's the Couture vs Liddell fight at UFC 52!

Porn can be really scary!

Swat team takes him out.
More images Friday!!!!

I don't like this new Pope.

DAMN NIGGA!
Remember when I posted the link to the Terri Schiavo Autopsy pictures?

Read the hilarious comments here!!!

I loved these:

"Anonymous said...
Uhh no not really, entensity.net is a bullshit site he always posts links to gay ass shit and is scared to show his face and is probably some racist white faggot honkey redneck who has no life and is probably still in high school and wears stickers on his folder that say "entensity.net" hes a dumbshit and my local f.b.i is working on a case for his site exposing girls younger then 18 ;) so well see about that. If he dares to say anything about me on his next update ill fucking kill him..no bullshit i worked for the f.b.i a while back and can use sattelite tracking pretty quick ;) good luck you fags who go to entensity.net and download that underage porn u sick fucks"

"Anonymous said...
Being able to use the satellite link on maps.google.com doesn't count as a "sattelite tracking". Jackass."

Good stuff!
- FFL -

- Lindsay Lohan.
- Sexy Girl Video.
- Pope on a rope.
- Nice bike jumping.
- Girls and more girls.
- Secret Confessions
- Online putting game.
- Avril shows her butt.
- Human skin products.
- Polish cops are dirty!
- The best free porn site.
- Gary the Retard and the flu.
- True-babes hardcore style.
- You're going to hell for laughing.
- This is the new Pope. Zieg Heil!
- Make the little man land safely.
- Wal-mart is the singles hot spot?
- Sexy Reality TV Girl in underwear.
- Gonzo's (muppet) stupid stunt game.
- Girl eating a sucker. HOT!!!!!!!! haha
- Now this looks like a fun roller coaster.
- Why do people make these stupid things?
- The punched in the face part made this funny.
- Free Album from Matisyahu the Hasidic rapper!
- Backstreet boys site has been updated!!!! YES!
- Chess rules right? What about if you add 3D porn?
- In case you want to see the kicked in the nuts video again...

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� Are you guys my INTERNET friends? posted on 04/18/05 by Opie

E-note: The Mitch Hedberg tribute is still coming (I have a lot of clips), there's just a ton of "newer" content being submitted that will go up first. So good job on that you little ni..girls.

Nice card trick.

Firecracker in the nose is painless.

Tiger is the man.

Young hunter.
JOKE!

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized that she was heading straight towards him. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out "Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said, " business... I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,"What's your business role at the convention?"

"Lecture," she replied "I'm the lead lecturer and I use information I have learned from my own personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really," he said, "and what kinds of myths are there?"

She explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it's the Native American Indian who is most apt to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that

Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent that are the best. I've also discovered that the lover with the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I am so sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba!"

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