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ATTENTION: I like Midgets. posted on 04/15/05 by Opie

Request: If you have any Rodney Carrington VIDEOS (Not the flash singing stuff) of stand-up, Please let me know

Oh yeah! I have more Conan/Walker clips for ya!

First, Here's the full clip from a few days ago.

"Best of Walker" (Some already posted) / Conan meets Walker!

One punch KO.

Newspaper prank haha.

This girl must be drunk or something.

Interview I've conducted with myself:

What is your favorite word?

What's your favorite phrase?
Little green men like cheese. Fuck I don't know....

Are you racist?
Not at all, but racist stuff is funny and you know it is.

You're on the INTERNET and run a website. So you must be a fat ass nerd, correct?
Of course. I'm hungry. My pocket protector/Cheeto's supply is on E.

How many girls have you "been" with?
I beat my dick like it owes me money.

Where you you live at?

Oh, so you fuck your sister?
Oh yes, that's all you do down here is fuck our sisters and hang out at the local Wal*mart parking lot.

Dude! Where did that subway girl come from?

What does Opie mean?

Did you just type the N-word?
No, I typed Nigger.

How did Entensity get so big?
Word of mouth. I've never spent a dime on advertising.

How come you're an asshole.
Oh that's easy. Because it real life I'm a nobody that throws water balloons at walls and expects them to bounce back.

Why do you make fun of disabled people?
To give you something to type at. Idiot.

Are you single?
Hello, Internet guy here...

Why don't you ever type INTERNET slang such as; LOL, LMAO, ROFL, LOLZ, etc..
Because it is the most ignorant thing ever invented.

Favorite band?

So, What did you do today?
See above.

Do your visitors understand the HUGE sarcasm in this site?
Haha, no.

Why do you have ads and so little at that?
Because I'm not paying server bills that cost 2 grand a month.

How many people run this site?
Believe it or not, just one. I just spend a few hours a day.

In closing, what makes your site the best/worst of its kind?
You tell me...


Possibly a repost, but hey.. WHO CARES!


A lot of you guys liked these huh?



What the hell is he doing..

- FFL -

- BB Minigun.
- Rocket bike!
- Beautiful Model.
- Wanna get laid?
- Anakin Dynamite.
- Fake boobs? No...
- Hot webcam teens.
- I like French Toast.
- Jack (24) in Japan!!!!!!
- Cam girls and more fool!
- Handball on the INTERNET!
- Upload videos to GOOGLE.
- Can also be worn during sex.
- Hot chicks wrestling in tofu.
- Want us to shoot your child?
- Wonder how this fire started.
- Lots of boobie pictures and junk.
- If you have a bowflex, read this.
- Star trek and little boys don't mix.
- National Lampoon children's books.
- Cruel Intentions was great movie.
- Take the dick bitch or I'll slap you.
- What the hell kind of movie is this?
- Good idea on throwing of the flares.
- Not sure if it's really an ex video but..
- Call the Star Wars nerds waiting in line.
- Jules (Pulp Fiction) as a Hockey Coach.
- Haha, wow. Check out this type of porn.
- OK. Raver girl. No panties. Anything else?
- It's official. I'm not watching a birth in real life.
- Get "Go to hell" looks with this great Pope shirt.
- Prosthetics have come a long way. First a hook, now this.
- Fistulated Cows. In dummy terms: Cow with hole, that's not the butthole.
- That's all we need is a bunch of 1000 year old niggers. "Did he say nigger?" No?

Rocky loves Emily... Rocky loves Emily! posted on 04/13/05 by Opie

For this weeks W.O.W: Vida Guerra (hacked) cell phone pictures and...

A video you might have seen, but her ass rules.


Front flip on a street bike.

Apparently he's in pain.

Lion porn.

Rat bashing is not right.


A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE African American guy standing next to him. The big guys sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says:

"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 14 inch penis, 1 pound left testicle, 1 pound right testicle,...Turner Brown."

The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guys says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says,

"I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weight 350 pounds, I have a 14 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 1 pounds, my right testicle weighs 1 pounds and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says,

" Turner Brown?
Thank God! I thought you said "Turn around."


No bitch! haha

Big tittas.

I think that's a dildo.

Damn Nigga!

True or False?

Mosh girl's brother?

OHHHHH I bet you church people will love this.

Probably has ZERO gas.

Nice save.

- FFL -

- Shoot It.
- Boner-ific.
- Eva Longoria.
- Problems diving?
- Get fucked tonight.
- Kids today are great.
- That's a big ass dildo.
- Bush on Sovereignty.
- Hannah getting nailed.
- Robot soccer is not fun.
- What a stupid porno title.
- This family loves snakes.
- That is just a nasty fart.
- I saw the signnn.. Sorry.
- This Grandma loves weed.
- This chick has great tittas.
- I need to go to a nude beach.
- Man beats his Mom with a guitar.
- Mim Cooper limo.. That has a spa.
- Another one of those riddle sites.
- Trivia Game. Should keep you busy.
- Oh look, another girlfriend strip video.
- Repost of this very funny Rocky spoof.
- Comedy Radio. Lots of great comedians.
- Nothing better than hot girls and hunting.
- Why do people insist on filming themselves?
- Track and field. I don't remember it from NES.
- That's a huge coon. (Not that you racist fool)
- Star Wars 3 trailer captioned for the INTERNET.
- This is really suppose to protect you from rape?
- What was the #1 song on the day you were born?
- I dare you to look at this one. (I almost threw up)
- Um, West Virginia makes is official language English.
- If you want Michael to slit his wrist, raise your hand... and do ten jumping-jacks.

Wiggle your booty like a um, Beaver? posted on 04/11/05 by Opie

I went to a doctor, but all he did was suck blood from my neck. Don't go see Dr. Acula." - Mitch Hedberg

Note: Look for some Mitch Hedberg clips soon. (Little tribute)

You're on Kicked in the Nuts! (Good stuff)

Whoa! haha

Beefaroni does rule.

Another Conan/Walker clip. (Couldn't get Conan's reaction)

Too much weight brotha.


A guy and his son go to the park together on a nice day. They're not there for too long when the kid looks over and sees two dogs having sex.

The son looks at his father and says "Daddy, what are they doing?" The father is baffled, thinks for a little bit and says " Son, they're making puppies."

Later on that night back at the house the kid walks in on his parents. He yells " Daddy, what are you doing to mommy?" The father thinks for a little bit and says "Uh, we're making babies." So the kid leaves.

Five minutes later the kid comes back to the room and yells " Wait Daddy, turn mommy over, I want puppies instead."

Soundboard and... Images.

Stewie Soundboard!


You not cool, unless you pee your pants.

Yahoo sucks.

You guys need to submit more images.

- FFL -

- Massive Tits.
- Hot Brunette.
- Odd flash shit.
- British Kung-Fu.
- BMW vs jet car.
- Paris Hilton fans?
- Oh my gosh! Magic!
- Anyone like Corvettes?
- You get to be a fireball.
- Black Knight. (It's a game)
- Sexy drunk babes get wild.
- Now this is a neat key logger.
- You can be a terrorist in GTA.
- No cheating on this one bitches.
- Check out this new type of dog.
- The truth about nursery rhymes
- Drive away and don't get caught.
- A site for that bad ass chrome BMW.
- Special message from Mr. T! hahaha
- Almost anything with Will Ferrell is funny.
- Note the picture on the camera. Big Foot?
- Still have your Christmas tree laying around?
- List of haunted places in your state/country.
- More of the Subway chick. (Last week's W.O.W)
- Katie Price wet T-shirt. (Looks like Jenna though)
- I'd throw rocks at girls who wear these bathing suits.
- TV's worst clips. By typing worst they really mean best.
- A helmet that will put a stop to Alien mind reading. (Idiots)
- Here's that little faggots website incase you haven't seen it.
- HOLY SHIT! A spammer gets 9 years and was making $750k a MONTH.
- Nintendo themes, A capella. (There's a surprise towards the end haha)

Dannt Tanner is #1 posted on 04/08/05 by Opie

KEENAN!!!! Your favorite clip got better!

Ninja Movies are usually retarded, but this one made me laugh.

I've seen this kid before, but whoa. He has "The gay."

Flying Dog. Hilarious.

Learn how to aim that money shot.

Homemade gummy worms

One cup of worms.
One cup of gummy.
One batch of profit.


Stupid blonde joke

There were a blonde and a brunette driving and the brunette goes to the blonde "go check my blinker!"

"Does it work?"



Since the Pope is starting to smell like a bucket of assholes, I give you images.



I'm madder than a Nazi watching the Jefferson's.

ASIAN penguin?

Those are pretty.

OK. Last one of these haha. Promise.

Turn your radio down.

- FFL -

- Sexy Girl Video.
- Great porn rant.
- Those look like fun.
- 24 theme remixed!
- Sexy European Girl.
- Car crash in the water.
- Cowboy Troy is the shit!
- WD40 in a super soaker.
- Hot young peaches girls.
- Introducing... Google Gulp!
- Funny Dentyne commercial.
- Look at those big ass tittas.
- Mars patrol. (Game you idiot)
- Do the Schiavo. I like this girl.
- A pole dancing kit for you girls!
- Is that Dave Chappelle I hear?
- Shoot cats with rubber bands.
- Another sweet apples strip video.
- Martial Arts teacher is a bit crazy.
- 13 shots of alcohol in 20 seconds.
- This is just sad. Star Wars nerds.
- Numn Numa idiot on American Idol.
- How many stalkers are mentally fit?
- Fourth Ninja Turtle movie to be CGI.
- Lindsay Lohan naked paparazzi video.
- New Satellite feature with google maps.
- When he helps him up makes the video.
- A fucking rock talked to you? Sling Blade?
- Hmmm.. I wonder if that means TITTIES too?
- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory TV Spot.
- Very cool video of an Octopus changing color.
- Trouble waking up? This clock will "hide" from you.
- I would seriously go out of my way to hit a pet stroller.
- Guy bangs his friend's retarded sister. Hell, if I was drunk...
- Oh hell.. A site not wanting those stupid new Looney Tunes.
- Why a dog when there's so many animals in Africa. I like giraffes.
- COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE.. It starts with a C. Now he's gone bitch.
- Good thing INTERNET guys don't encounter clits. (If you didn't get that, leave.)

I'm the new Pope! posted on 04/06/05 by Opie

Today is Whack off Wednesday (W.O.W) right?

Oh hey look.. fight.

Best scene from The Sweetest Thing.

Those crazy mosh guys.

Waterfall / Great facial expression.


A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.

The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire."

The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these hens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"

The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over."

The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."

The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start."

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM! - He blows the young rooster to bits.

The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Dammit... third gay rooster I bought this month."

The Pope wants images

Damn Nigga.. Retard?

I got an idea..

How much is that doggy in the window.. Ruff Ruff


Haha.. WOW. Good job.

The bad thing is that his parents took a picture of this.

- FFL -

- Hot Babes.
- Oink Oink.
- Milf's mouth.
- Jessica Alba.
- Jedi Car Wars.
- Wet T-Shirts
- Ewa Sonnet gallery.
- Ice sculpture video.
- Pick up a chick! Haha
- Rocket Nigger to the rescue!
- Dive for pearls in the ocean.
- Blowjob toy.. WITH REMOTE!
- What not to do to your wife.
- She needs help buying a bikini.
- What the fuck is the Internet?
- I'd grab the key with my penis.
- Peter Jennings has Lung Cancer.
- Young teens caught on webcam.
- Rumor has it that there's porn here.
- A bunch of old school games for ya.
- Hey look... It's what ate Gilbert Grape.
- Get in on those auctions at the last minute.
- This shooting game is ri-goddamn-diculous.
- Guys will do anything to see a chick naked.
- Open directory viewer.. Great for porn sites.
- Scroll down and you'll see... Charlie Murphy!
- Even though the Kobe shit is over, this is funny.
- I'm ashamed to be American after watching this haha.
- Mexican Man tells all. (Captain Planet) Funny stuff.
- Spring break girls. Listen for the "Nasty bitches" yell.
- I'm still waiting on the 24 season on where Jack just chills.
- HOLY SHIT! Do you guys remember this idiot parent? (Is your son a hacker)
- So people didn't like the idea of Terri's death, but want to KILL her husband?

Short and sweet today... BUSY! posted on 04/04/05 by Opie

PC startup sound in a library.

Reminds me of The Mighty Ducks.

Kind of dumb, but fart noises are worth a post.

Short funny.


Say silk three times really fast.
What do cows drink? (people usually say milk, but the answer is water)

Say coast three times really fast.
What do you put in a toaster? (people usually say toast, but the answer is bread)

Say spot three times really fast.
What do you do at a green light? (people usually say stop, but the answer is go)

Just a few images


I'd like to ski off that slope.

You know the drill.

Classic Owned.

- FFL -

- Beach Bob.
- Dart game.
- Hungry fella?
- Rat Olympics.
- Cat VS Snake.
- Hologram Girl.
- Ricky G standup.
- Sexy Car Wash.
- Big ass pajamas!
- The rapping retard.
- More Charlotte Church.
- Wow, this is just horrible.
- DEION! Hot dog express.
- Little flying/shooting game.
- Attacked by salad dressing!
- Hide your handguns better.
- Stripping down on a webcam.
- This game room is awesome.
- If you like google and yahoo..
- Final Four teargassing footage.
- I'll surprise you with this headline.
- Classic: Man Show boy beer stand.
- Napoleon Dynamite at the X-Games.
- Top 10 things the Brits done for us.
- Get in line for Star Wars 3! Gay gay sad.
- American Idol Finalist's likes to hit women.
- Longest bird penis? (Old date, but neato)
- Bowling on the... *drum roll* IN-TER-NET!
- I think it's just a turtle that ran into a bush.
- Cheerleaders are dumb. FINALLY PROOF! Oh wait..
- Volleyball game. Get to level 5 and play TOPLESS!@@@!
- People that steal signs labeled "Rick James" are very cool.
- WHOA! I'm glad a have at least 35 people that come to this site.
- Stephen Hawking's feeding tube being removed too? (Not sure on this source)

I wanna be baptized posted on 04/01/05 by Opie

I'm going to explain this one below. Everyone gets spam mail right? Well this guy took a lot of time to scam him back and this is very long, but it's so funny (with pictures) you have to check it out. The scammer is a complete moron and ends up getting scammed for over 10 grand.

I've mirrored the first page so I don't kill's server, but the other 34 pages are on their servers. (The first page is really all you need to read)

Click the image to read the funniest thing you'll read all day.

Two Parts of teaching a um "special" girl about periods. HAHA!

Robin Williams stand-up clip.


Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north.

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained.

"I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."

The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.

It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North about 9 months ago?"

"Yes, I do." said Bob

"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"

"Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out.

"I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did."

"Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me everything."


Be sure your sound is on.

Rest in Peace.. In the vegetable garden. April Fools caption!


Seal hunter!

Charlotte Church leaked picture.

Nice panties.

That's not right.

And finally.. (Nice shop job)

- FFL -

- Not Terri.
- Hot Babe!
- Kill at Will.
- Skater fight.
- Star Wars 3.
- Funny Videos.
- PSP Death Pool!
- Um... Um. Wow.
- Whoop there it is!
- Sexy college teens.
- The black eye game.
- Kitty Cannon = Fun!
- Cam girls.. For free? No.
- World War I color photos.
- The Negro Space program.
- This is why I don't donate.
- Help a friend or see hot girls?
- Online gaming is Satan's toy.
- Those "Stationary is bad" videos.
- Why would a guy get implants?
- Laughing baby... Crying baby.
- Just something else to fly in to.
- Those ASIANS and their toys..
- "1092, we got a shit thief, over"
- All you tetris fans should like this.
- The Devil's Rejects. (Rob Zombie)
- I want a fleshlight. My hand hurts.
- I wonder if you can take a shit in this?
- Blind people can still make a difference!
- This is why I like clubs. Wait, that's strip clubs
- Something for the girls to hold those nasty things.
- Type in a name and see if they're a sex offender.
- Something you don't usually see during a lecture.
- Call me crazy but the sentence on the front page is funny.
- Haha, that lady who wouldn't leave the hospital was evicted.

Note: Starting this month the archives will now go up much sooner than usual. Happy?


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