» Freaking shit. posted on 04/30/07 by Opie

Q and A

Q: Why do midgets laugh when they run?
A: Because the grass tickles their nuts.



This Tiger is an asshole.



Braveheart in 5 seconds.



Turtle power!



Lion eating on a man.



He must run track too.



A midget shooting a shotgun is surprisingly funny.



Plane crash on Family Guy.



X-ray glasses!

E-mail (sent at 12:52am on Sunday)

To whom it may concern,

I was informed today that there is a picture of me on your website.

The picture I am referring to is the girl in a green dress dancing with her friends..... and there is a photoshop arrow pointing at my chest saying "damn nigga!".

I did not give you permission to post this picture and I don't exactly know you obtained it.

What I do know is that if this picture is not removed from your website or records within the next day, I will take legal action....and that is a promise.

You have chosen to mess with the wrong person, because not only do I come from a family of lawyer but everyone who is in that picture is ready to press charges.

I have already talked with my lawyer today, and will sue you if this picture is not removed immediately. If I ever catch another picture of myself or anyone that I know on one of your websites legal action will be taken.

I don't know what kind of websites you are running, but apparently you are not concerned about other people, what you did is wrong and you are not going to get away with this. And, I will be checking to ensure that it is removed!

-Kate (Email me!)

Images



Damn Nigga!



One day..



New Spiderman.



What is that?



Nothing really needed.



I read it.



Gay.
- FFL -

- Get laid.
- No diving!
- Sexy eyes.
- Cool shirts.
- Princess Die.
- Tricia Hefer.
- Gangbanged.
- Girls fart too.
- Dumb blonde.
- Not so shy girl.
- Banged outside.
- Booty-full Asian.
- Pillow Fight Pussy.
- Kickin' It Old Skool.
- Crazy Yo-Yo skills.
- Holy nice big titties.
- Goddamn she is hot.
- Filthy bitch creamed.
- Driving on ice game.
- A real mouse, mouse.
- Cool clip about space.
- A real break-up letter.
- Condom in happy meal.
- Gay guy in a wheelchair.
- I got 2168 on this game.
- Mac users have a problem.
- I played this game to long.
- This Mexican girl is confused.
- The best of Trigger Happy TV.
- What you know about Math?
- New way of watching movies?
- Crazy animals of the deep sea.
- Imogen's video, Hide And Seek.
- Those ASIANS have nasty porn.
- Olympic torch on Mount Everest.
- Tornadoes caught on home video.

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» goodies posted on 04/27/07 by Opie

IRC logs

[knightmare] sixtho I challenge you to IRC DDR!
[sixtho] ummm ok
[knightmare] + ddrbot start 10
[DDRBot] Game Started!
[DDRBot] <
[knightmare] <
[sixtho] <
[DDRBot] ^^
[knightmare] ^^
[sixtho] ^^
[DDRBot] vvv
[knightmare] vvv
[sixtho] wtf
[DDRBot] knightmare wins!
[knightmare] ?
[sixtho] where the shit is the down arrow
[knightmare] ...

[WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs] i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
[XeNoX]Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.

Videos



SNL parody of "Dear sister" with The Departed. (Spoilers)



SNL parody of "Dear sister" with 300.



SNL parody of "Dear sister" with the turkeys.
Notes:

The song is "Imogen Heap - Hide and Seek"

Original OC clip is here
SNL Dear Sister clip is here



300.. The Rick James version!



Parents should watch their kids.



Borat does Baywatch... haha



Nasty crash.



Soldiers in Iraq are funny.



Everyone should remember this.



Living with wolves in the wild. This dude is crazy.
Psycho Test

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met this guy whom she did not know.

She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him.

A few days later she killed her sister.

Question: What is her motive in killing her sister? (Give this some thought before you answer).

The answer is below the FFL...

- FFL -

- Put it in!
- Um. Why?
- Intelligence.
- Surfing naked.
- Kirsten Dunst.
- A nice foursome.
- Buy a cool T-shirt.
- USB powered BBQ.
- Car beds for dogs.
- Nice booty on her.
- Jessica Alba naked!
- Jumbo jet dragging.
- Force field on tanks?
- Linda has a nice ass.
- Marge Simpson online.
- Fight off the zombies.
- Dog and parrot are BFF.
- Spencer's fart machine.
- Rosie leaving The View.
- An a underwater Jessica.
- These bike games are fun.
- The # 1 nigger in America.
- Extreme pussy makeover.
- I want to play pool with her.
- Sexy little latina sucking dick.
- Made me laugh for a second.
- George Bush trying to dance.
- Beautiful chick sucking a cock.
- I guess you have to love pantyhose.
- In case you didn't see Jack Black on Idol.
- At first I was thinking it was about Mexicans.
- Crazy ASIAN commercial for a construction company.

Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again.

If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath.

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» I like naked videos posted on 04/25/07 by Opie



W.O.W



That's how they do it in da hood.



An in depth look into Christina Aguilera's body.
Joke

A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them.

The Browns came to see the doctor, and he gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests and then concluded, ''Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you. On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and some doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's love canal. Then on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue."

He continued, ''Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his love pole. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut.''

The couple went home and their sex life became more and more wonderful. They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should see the good doctor.

The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would not take the case unless he felt that he could help them; so he conducted the physical exams and the same battery of tests. Then he told the Greens the bad news. ''I cannot help you, so I will not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as it will ever be, I cannot help.''

The Greens pleaded with him, and said, ''You helped our friends the Browns, now please, please help us.

"OK, Ok, go to the store and buy some apples and a box of Cheerios...''

E-Boobs



Send yours here!
- FFL -

- Clever guy.
- Adult DVDs.
- SNL Sloths.
- Anal blonde.
- Get Hassled.
- Sexy Review.
- Carmen-Sutra.
- Iraqi car bomb.
- Funny T-shirts.
- Nerdcore chick.
- Bedroom babes.
- ASIAN toilet prank.
- A page for hunters.
- Three times a lady.
- Several nice racks.
- I like all of these girls.
- Nice toy and nice tits.
- She's shaved up there.
- Sexy babe sucking cock.
- Knocked out from a slap.
- Nappy Headed Hoes T-shirt.
- When webcam girls go bad.
- I wish there was "The Island" 2.
- So is she referring to her mouth?
- 82 year olds can still shoot a gun.
- 30 Excuses for when you buy lube.
- Stupid girl flashes in a crowd full of men.
- Edward Norton is going to be The Hulk!!..!
- A Canadian hockey goalie playing baseball.
- Lindsay Lohan Myspace account hacked.
- Captain America arrested with burrito in pants.
- A new Earthlike planet? Bye black people. (I'm kidding)

Some really funny videos coming Friday.

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» suck that posted on 04/23/07 by Opie

Q and A

Q: What's the hardest thing about rollerblading?
A: Telling your parents you're gay.



Holy shit! Cro Cop at UFC70!!!!!



Apparently he needed gas.



So this is what blow jobs look/sound like in high speed.



By the third bottle flip I'd be ready to stab him.



Kid falls out of a moving car.



Oh Britney.



Black people can jump really high.



Launching beer fridge on Letterman.



Very nice.
Joke

There once a man who worked in a pickle factory. He had this very great and powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. This went on for years, and finally he couldn't stand it. He decided that he had to do it.
The day he finally did it he arrived home from work at 11am. His wife was very worried and asked what happened. For the first time, he explained to her this long-time desire to put his dick in the pickle slicer.

The man's wife gasped and ran over to him, yanked his pants and briefs down, and found his member perfectly intact.

"I don't understand," she exclaimed, "what happened to the pickle slicer?"

The man replied, "I think she got fired, too."

Images



DAMN NIGGA!



Regular Oreo.



Third person to ever walk on water.



That is a crazy tux.



One picture.



Nice sign.



In the DN category too.



Hmmm.
- FFL -

- Teen sex.
- R.A.P girls.
- Nice string.
- Big booty.
- Gangbanged.
- Funny T-Shirts.
- A gay Manson?
- Dancing horse...
- Cheerleader fight.
- Bedroom-licious.
- Indian Superman.
- Any goatse fans?
- Anyone have ADD?
- Check out Patricia.
- Carmen unplugged.
- The power of the fax.
- She wont eat pussy.
- The Bourne Ultimatum.
- Don't fuck with Chuck.
- All American monkey boy.
- Silver Surfer video game.
- These pictures are pretty.
- Furniture for scrabble fans.
- Damn this milk game is cool.
- This is a different cartoon...
- I feel bad for her.. Not really.
- Wizard of Oz.. UNCENSORED.
- First McDonalds Commercial.
- Lipstick lesbians are the best.
- Shock stapler for your friends.
- Jessica Alba in Good Luck Chuck.
- 3 bored Miami hotel bikini babes.
- This kid will end up killing his Dad.
- Why would she put that picture up?
- The funny thing is I bet she wasn't drunk.
- Girl goes medieval on another. (Seriously)
- Why you should silence your phone at work.
- In case you didn't get the OC spoof clip on Friday..
- Clips from the Rodney Carrington CC special. Great stuff!

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» 420! I don't smoke... posted on 04/20/07 by Opie

Q and A

Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: Who cares. What's she doing out of the kitchen?



Gump Fiction! (Classic MADtv)



I don't even watch the OC but this is hilarious.



Homeless Bond.



This is just really cool.



Apparently throwing pizza is more interesting.



Another dumbass.



It's clear the ASIAN was tenderizing it.



Narcoleptic dog.



Feeding 100 dogs at once.



Hot models.



He's going to crash.. I'm psychic.

Joke

A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science.

One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"

The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion."

The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child."

Images



Silly cops.



Awww.



Britney showing that she does wear panties.



Paris has a new rack!
- FFL -

- Dating!
- Lazy cat.
- Hey Shelby.
- Latina heat.
- Tiffany price
- Girls kissing.
- Porno Pizza.
- Hick support.
- Hellooo Satan.
- Trippy Simpsons.
- Xbox 360 laptop.
- Just for you guys.
- How to moonwalk.
- Big tittas banged.
- So true a fast food.
- Bloody anal.. haha.
- Sign up for free porn.
- I love naked protest.
- Blondes Vs Brunettes.
- She knows she's hot.
- I'll play football with her.
- Old school Simon Cowell.
- Heather Mills takes a fall.
- That's a target all right...
- NON condom commercial.
- Got lung cancer? Smoke weed!
- Those are probably his real teeth..
- Guy playing Mario Bros. VERY funny.
- Virginia Tech people will not like this.
- "Man brings donkey to testify on its own behalf"

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» Penis pump is broken posted on 04/18/07 by Opie



W.O.W



I didn't even add the sound effect.



I want her as my trainer.
Quick Joke

Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift your top so I can suck your tits.

No, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fucking book says!

E-Boobs



Send yours here!
Another joke!

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes.

The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?"

She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."

"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."

- FFL -

- True girls.
- Vida Guerra.
- Rent a wife.
- Roof skating.
- The Jedi dog.
- Horny blondes.
- Great T-shirts.
- Shake Dat Ass.
- Cum pills? haha
- Free GPS online?
- What a dumbass.
- Pee Wee vs Se7en.
- Jesus in pizza crust.
- Damn, what a whore.
- No, you are not cool.
- What is going on here?
- Burger King the movie..
- She's riding that pecker!
- Pussy eating interrupted.
- Big tits and finger banging.
- Dirty Natalie Portman strips.
- Teen practices her oral skills.
- How to defeat an 8 year old.
- A new save the stickman game.
- Girl headbutted in a restaurant.
- Take me out to the ball game.
- Someone needs to be cock-slapped.
- Chappelle is always worth a repost.
- 46 double H titties and who is Steve?
- Back to the Future Trilogy (Music Video)
- Who would let their son sing Britney Spears.
- Discovery channel did a story about Ninjas?
- Dr. Phil blames video game for Virginia Tech shootings.

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