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» --------- posted on 04/16/07 by Opie

Will Ferrel and this little girl are hilarious.

Bloopers off some fishing show.

Imagine this happening while driving..

Hungry 2 headed snake.

Haha she got really pissed.

Changing a tire is dangerous.

Knievel leaps over the Grand Canyon. (Old school)


A man went to the doctor to get a double dose of Viagra, but his request was denied.

"Why can't I have a double dose?" the man asked. "It's not safe," the doctor replied.

"But I need it really bad," the man explained.

"My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, one of my exes will be here on Saturday, and my wife is coming home on Sunday."

"Okay, I'll give it to you," the doctor relented. "But you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check to see if there are any side effects."

On Monday the man dragged himself into the doctor's office with his right arm in a sling. The doctor asked, "What happened to you?"

The man said, "No one showed up."


Double stuffed Oreo!

There's that leg..

What is going on here.

They're going to get them. Possibly eat them.

What is that?

Look at the seagull!

- FFL -

- Duke sucks.
- ASIAN porn.
- Nice t-shirts.
- Big ass tittas.
- Hot FHM chick.
- Sex Advocate.
- Two girls dancing.
- In the butt? Um...
- Cool airplane game.
- Her hair is to long.
- Hot school teacher.
- Fucked Up T-Shirts.
- Pimp my Russian ride.
- Anchorman 300 Recut.
- Who likes daisy dukes?
- Hot girls at the beach.
- Kermit the frog - Hurt.
- Alligator took his hand.
- Chimp playing pacman.
- Hooray for craiglist porn.
- This is old but still great.
- She could workout my penis.
- Damn I want a pet penguin.
- Why girls post on myspace.
- Very addicting rocket game.
- Back when Britney had hair..
- Pam giving Stern a lap dance.
- Dead hooker prank. (Reno 911)
- This bird is pretty damn cool.
- Murder caught on security cam.
- Police use too much explosives..
- David Blaine Street Magic 2: The Sequel.
- Jennifer Aniston could have a naked sister.
- Someone should have called a ZACK MORRIS TIME-OUT.

» posted on 04/13/07 by Opie

Q: What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?
A: Half a cat.

15 scenes from movies that made you say "Oh shit!"

Jack Bauer should just tattoo BMF on his forehead.

Believe in Jesus or no presents for you!

Apparently people with downs can even rap...

Haha @ American Gladiator.

Who needs a paddle?

Kid crashes.

Bikini Babes.

I dream of a sex-starved Genie.


A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out.

Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and became an auto mechanic.

He found out from the local technical college what was involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there has been an error that needs adjusting?"

The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly which is also worth 50% of the mark."

The instructor went on to say, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler."

A bunch of funny images next week!

Pages from the Cam'ron rhyme book.


- FFL -

- Sexy Amy.
- Hit it I would.
- Perfect Chick.
- Redline movie.
- Shower-tastic.
- Whoa nice rack!
- Guarantee laugh.
- Sexy lesbian kiss.
- Nice body on her.
- Excellent eyebrows.
- She loves the juice.
- Vivianna is a hottie.
- SOCOM Puke-tastic.
- I Want Candy trailer.
- Beautiful girl assfucked.
- "Idol" Finalist Sex Tape??
- Check out these shirts.
- Incidents at Disney parks.
- Marisa Miller photoshoot.
- A blonde and a brunette.
- Uhh. I'll type it again: Uhh.
- Antarctica time lapse video.
- I wouldn't mind helping her.
- Jimmy Kimmel and Donny Osmond.
- I really want to see a chick do this.
- Tooth extraction by bow and arrow.
- He puts a nail through his hand. Cool.

» blow your load posted on 04/11/07 by Opie


Topless bowling!


A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy were eyeing a hot chick from across a bar.

She notices them looking at her, so she walks up to them.

She says, " I want a man that's smart. Use the words LIVER and CHEESE in one sentence. "

The black guy goes " I love to eat liver and cheese. "

The white guy goes " I like to cook liver and cheese. "

The Mexican guy goes up to the girl and tells the guys " liver alone, cheese mine!!"

- FFL -

- MILF time.
- Real girls.
- Sexy dance.
- Funny shirts.
- Kick his ass.
- 600lb catfish.
- Shocking cats.
- Weird Science.
- Best of Stewie.
- Jowlin' is funny.
- Scooter Suicide
- Nice wet T-shirt.
- Three nice asses.
- Free adult videos.
- The F'N Departed!
- Girls with tattoos.
- Heidi Klum Yum-Yum
- Lava flow time lapse.
- Stephanie Seymour.
- Sexy girl compilation.
- Big brother boobs slip.
- Stop smiling and strip.
- Putting the M in BMW.
- 3 Chicks & 1 lucky duck.
- Nude painting of Madonna.
- The bad thing is that it's a gay.
- College chick getting pounded.
- Imus suspended for racial slurs.
- Shut chicks up with a golden shower.
- I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry.
- So now I get to pay for abortions.. sweet.
- Stupid prank and annoying background music.
- Posted his car he ran in a ditch, then the fun started. (All pages)

» Crap. posted on 04/09/07 by Opie

Matt Serra vs St Pierre !

Sanchez tried to push Koscheck..

Oh look a black Hitler.

A pelican decides to eat another bird.

Then a cow eats a fucking duck!

I guess it needed to be an orange ball.

Behind the scenes at the Playboy Mansion


A man was taking golf lessons one day. He swung the driver and hit it 150 yards.

"What did I do wrong?" he asked.

"Hold the club gently", said the pro." like you hold your wife's breasts."

The man took the advice and hit it 275 yards. That night he told his wife about the lesson.

The next day she went out for a lesson, too. She swung her driver and hit the ball about 50 yards.

"No, no, you're gripping it way too hard", said the pro.

"Hold the club like you would your husband's penis."

The woman took the advice and swung the club. WHUMP, she hit it 15 feet.

The pro said: "Now, try taking the club out of your mouth and hold it in your hands..."

- FFL -

- Mr. Right.
- Busty Cop.
- Fuck buddy.
- Hello Jessica.
- Defend Earth.
- Latina heeeat.
- USS Montanna.
- My pen is huge.
- Warcraft chick...
- Rio fashion show.
- Dolemite is funny.
- Surf the web blind.
- I wish I was a Ninja.
- Bill Oriely Vs Geraldo.
- E.T. meets the Devil.
- Tori Spelling on Stern.
- Check out these shirts.
- Hi girl with nice booty.
- A nigger brown couch.
- Two slutty secretaries.
- Weed smoking booty hole!
- Ok, what the fuck is that.
- What people say in court.
- When wrestling isn't fake..
- Excellent night vision nudity.
- More of the baby polar bear.
- Dragon skin - New body armor.
- Cadbury cream egg eating contest.
- I guess she couldn't get white boys.
- I don't want a hermaphrodite in my life.
- Wheel game. (Should have Ridin' Dirty playing)
- If you're bored, watch the Power Rangers movie...

Note: I'll get back to posting funny images soon!

» Screw eggs I'm hunting vagina posted on 04/06/07 by Opie

Q and A

Q: Who are the worlds fastest readers?
A: World Trade Center employees, some of them can go through 100 stories in a few seconds.

Another funny 300 spoof.

So this is what a Gay weather man does..

You can't do this shit in the US.

Baby duck feeding fish.. AWWW!

Be sure to pull all the way over.

Helicopter crashes into a car.

Into the wall he goes.

She deserved it!

I'd like to get her in bed.

Twenty responses to use with telemarketers

1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.

2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died . . . "

3. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work if they are married, how many kids they have, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.

4. This works great if you are male. Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with XYZ Company." You: Wait for a second and with a real husky voice ask, "What are you wearing?"

5. Cry out in surprise, "Judy? Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where she could know you from.

6. Say "No" over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up.

7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends, would you be my friend?"

8. If the company cleans rugs, respond: "Can you get out blood? Can you get out goat blood? How about human blood?"

9. After the Telemarketer gives his or her spiel, ask him or her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you can't just give your credit card number to a complete stranger.

10. Tell the Telemarketer that you work for the same company, and they can't sell to employees.

11. Answer the phone. As soon as you realize it is a Telemarketer, set the receiver down, scream, "Oh my God!" and then hang up.

12. Tell the Telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask him/her if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back. When the Telemarketer explains that telemarketers cannot give out their home numbers say, "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The Telemarketer will agree and you say, "Me either!" Hang up.

13. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.

14. Tell them it is dinner time, but ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.

15. Tell the Telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they could bring you some beer.

16. Ask them to fax the information to you, and make up a number.

17. Tell the Telemarketer, "Okay, I'll listen to you. But I should probably tell you, I'm not wearing any clothes."

18. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on, Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"

19. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up . . . louder . . . louder . . .

20. Tell them to talk very slowly, because you want to write every word down.

- FFL -

- Go out.
- Big ass tittas.
- Sweet Shelby.
- Vida lap dance.
- Highschool fight.
- Stephanie Seymour.
- Private spring break.
- Beauty to the Beast.
- Family Guy Easter hunt.
- Thinking causes cancer.
- Anne Hathaway sex tape.
- Watch out for that truck.
- Shirts for under 10 bucks.
- The latest Die Hard trailer.
- Courtney and Jennifer kiss.
- Hot chick and metal music!
- Say it with me.. Tight ass.
- Rider a skateboard at 90MPH.
- Jenny McCarthy grabs her tittie.
- Play old school Nintendo games.
- Titanic Conspiracy. (By Maddox)
- I'd pay to see the police car video.
- Her twat is bigger than her titties.
- Anyone else want to stab this kid?
- Singing cat from the Tonight Show.
- Big ASIAN orgy. I'm waiting for Godzilla.
- 30 year old woman posed as a teenage boy.
- Where the hell is this beach at? It's stalker time!

» Just that whack day posted on 04/04/07 by Opie

Look for the Kim Kardashian sex tape on Thursday in the Daily W.O.W section!


Bikini brawl!


A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself,

"Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven.

Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine…."

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

The little boy answered, "I’m doing my math homework, Mom."

"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked

"Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."

The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered,

"What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

- FFL -

- Cool shirts.
- Pacman SEX!
- Cat vs Pit bull.
- Ferris The 13th.
- Damn she's cute.
- New subway girl?
- What a dumbass.
- First poster! haha
- Sweet fishing rod.
- Apparently it's nice.
- 50s anit-gay video.
- Pretty smart whore..
- The best scale ever.
- Girls in their underwear!
- Take that dress off girl!
- DVD quality porn for free.
- That kitchen is dirty now.
- ASIAN chick likes the juice.
- Hot chick flashes a Porsche.
- Shawshank Redemption Remix.
- Keith Richards snorted his father.
- Hillary Clinton vs. Britney Spears
- The Most Hated Family in America.
- Uh.. What the hell is wrong with him?
- Penguins on treadmills? That's crazy!
- It's obviously a dead baby with leaves.
- Alanis Morissette covering "My Humps".
- You can always check out Hedi Klum right?
- Passing out gets you a "Britney". (That's bad)
- Man sewn up post-operation with some extra parts.
- Breast feeding 5 and 7 year olds... At least it shows tittie!
- 5th graders having sex in class. (Exclusive video! - I'm kidding)

» snuke posted on 04/02/07 by Opie

Stupid quick Q and A

Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: Because he had no BODY to go with.

Something funny is going to happen.

Dog tired of performing oral on himself.

Possibly the gayest thing on the INTERNET.

PETA better get them!

This baby is a Wii fan.

That kangaroo doesn't like her.

Most guys will laugh at this.

God forbid if it really does start talking.

Yes, that is a wheelchair back flip.


A father and son walk out onto their porch overlooking the stream and the father puts his arm around his son, stares at the scenery, and asks:

Dad: Son, do you have any questions for me about sex?
Boy: Yes as a matter of fact I do. What's that hairy patch below Mommy's waist, in between her legs?
Dad: That's her vulva.
Boy: Oh... Well, what's a cunt?
Dad: That's the rest of Mommy.

- FFL -

- Wii helmet.
- Sandlot 300!
- $10 T-Shirts.
- Stupid hooker.
- Tourettes dog.
- Nice fake rack!
- Movie "Noooo"s.
- Gays like cars...
- Well that sucks.
- Wii playing robot.
- Tech support hell.
- Real life vampires!
- 4 lesbians banging.
- Double penetrated.
- Check out these shirts.
- Wire framed car. Neato.
- I'd like to see her naked.
- Bourne Ultimatum trailer.
- The boobs are muscles!
- Jessica Simpson dancing.
- Kathy Ireland and friends.
- Toddler playing the drums.
- The Earth is getting fatter.
- Pretty cool fighting game.
- Webcam hotties compilation.
- Monica Bellucci photo shoot.
- That kid is obviously a demon.
- Rescue the people and stuff!
- A bunch of different dating sites.
- Blood spraying out of sewers now.
- I always wanted to hump a tissue box.
- If you don't know how to fist yourself..
- Free wireless Internet from your toilet. (haha)
- What is this "colored" shit, it's called "Niggers".
- Damn it - I wanted to see the chocolate Jesus.


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