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� Bunch of stuff! posted on 04/30/08 by Opie

Note: I'll get the Daily WOW back on track on the 1st.

W.O.W

Another clip of that sexy ass girl.
Now some funnies

Stuck in an elevator with diarrhea. (I pissed my pants. A+!)

Hi, I'm a young chubby thug.

Bet that hurt.

Excellent KO.

They're good.
Joke

A guy is 75 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."

He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up."

He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The man said, "Are you talking to me?"

The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and

I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride."

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride"

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

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[NSFW] - Hot girls.
[NSFW] - Local sex.
[NSFW] - Weird sex.
[NSFW] - Naked pics.
[ SFW ] - Nice fridge.
[ SFW ] - Titty-Tastic.
[NSFW] - Pool party fun!
[ SFW ] - Teen Hotness.
[ SFW ] - Freaky, yet sexy.
[ SFW ] - Hula hoop record.
[ SFW ] - Awesome Hitler doll.
[ SFW ] - Teen bedroom babe.
[NSFW] - That's a big ass toy.
[NSFW] - 3 teens having "fun".
[NSFW] - Hooray for big boobs.
[ SFW ] - ENTENSE SWIMMING!
[ SFW ] - Pretty fun mouse game.
[ SFW ] - Funny Valedictorian speech.
[ SFW ] - Hot teen will blow you away.
[ SFW ] - Microsoft helping police now.
[ SFW ] - To Catch A Predator. (MadTv)
[ SFW ] - Check out this exercise thingy.
[ SFW ] - World record bike jump attempt.
[ SFW ] - If you don't blink, you're an Alien.
[ SFW ] - Use your cell for something cool.
[ SFW ] - Was there any funny in this? No.
[NSFW] - I love that Melissa Midwest chick.
[ SFW ] - Never seen a whale on land before.
[ SFW ] - The greatest webcam singer ever.
[ SFW ] - Type against other people. (Game)
[ SFW ] - I'd like to purchase this for my backyard.
[ SFW ] - Why is Miley Cyrus posing like this anyway?
[NSFW] - A bunch of naked people for art.. I gota boner.
[ SFW ] - This guy wants to have a sword fight with you.
[ SFW ] - Music they play in American military prisons. haha
[ SFW ] - Enter code EntFan and get $2 off any fucked up shirt.
[ SFW ] - Zoom out and move down the street while looking at the kid on the bike.

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� pooty tang posted on 04/25/08 by Opie

Q and A

Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an atheist and a dyslexic?
A: A guy who lays in bed, looking at the ceiling, wondering if there's a dog.

Q. What's blue and fucks little kids.
A. Me, in my lucky blue suit.
FUCK CHRIS HANSEN

Look how realistic GTA4 is.

Greatest magician ever.

Alternate ending to Snakes on a Plane.

Another way to get free food.

Little bitch gets owned.
Joke

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.

'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.

Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.

Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.

Moral of the story:

Always let your boss have the first say.

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[NSFW] - Get laid.
[NSFW] - Hot girls.
[NSFW] - Fuck her.
[ SFW ] - Nice jeans.
[NSFW] - Latina slut.
[ SFW ] - Damn Nigga!
[ SFW ] - 2 girls 1 shirt.
[ SFW ] - Nigga can fight.
[ SFW ] - Hellboy 2 trailer.
[ SFW ] - Fucking Die Hard.
[NSFW] - We got a squirter!
[ SFW ] - Baseball to the face.
[ SFW ] - Snipes is going to jail.
[ SFW ] - A bunch of nice asses.
[ SFW ] - Extreme power wheels!
[NSFW] - Tiffany has nice titties.
[NSFW] - Hooray for cheerleaders.
[NSFW] - Masturbate with a knife.
[ SFW ] - Invisible cheat on COD4.
[ SFW ] - Remembering the A-Team.
[ SFW ] - These magnets are bad ass.
[ SFW ] - Bills in context. Pretty NEAT.
[ SFW ] - He was the dumbest priest ever.
[ SFW ] - A bunch of cam girls in one clip.
[ SFW ] - Love you like a fat kid loves cake.
[ SFW ] - I love this ep of To Catch A Predator.
[ SFW ] - This one is for the ladies. (and faggots)
[ SFW ] - Try These Mobile Coupons to Make Money.

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� sheeet posted on 04/23/08 by Opie

Q and A

Q: What is the one food that cuts a woman's sex drive in half?
A: Wedding cake.

W.O.W

Another clip of the girl from last week!
Joke

A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.

Moral of the story:

If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

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[NSFW] - Very nice.
[NSFW] - Meet sluts.
[NSFW] - Threesome.
[ SFW ] - Emo Roadtrip.
[NSFW] - Free porn site.
[NSFW] - She swallows.
[ SFW ] - Duct tape suit.
[ SFW ] - It's gonna rain.
[NSFW] - Rub that pussy.
[NSFW] - One night stand.
[ SFW ] - Crank Dat Obama.
[ SFW ] - Little bitch is sexy.
[NSFW] - Sex on the BB court.
[NSFW] - Fuck Buddies available.
[ SFW ] - Sexy girl in the shower.
[NSFW] - Holy Big Brother nudes.
[ SFW ] - Backyard raver... haha
[ SFW ] - How to survive in prison.
[NSFW] - Anyone like rave music?
[ SFW ] - Get a shirt worth wearing.
[ SFW ] - Peeping Tom goes wrong.
[ SFW ] - Funny Skittles commercial.
[ SFW ] - 2008s Most Eligible Women.
[ SFW ] - 10 Most Creative Business Cards.
[ SFW ] - This guy has great ideas. (Click the images)

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� nice posted on 04/21/08 by Opie

Holy shit! Is this goat talking?

When you find your friends girlfriend naked...

This is a great compilation of funnies.

To much weight, loser.

He"s dumb.
Joke

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands ! Bob, the next-door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, "I"ll give you $800 to drop that towel.

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bath room, her husband asks, "Who was that?"

"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.

"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

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