» I whip my balls back and forth posted on 04/15/11 by
Opie
2 year wakes up to rap music and starts dancing.
Reporter ruins World Record Attempt. haha
Baby Monkey going backwards on a pig (With theme music)
That is a lot of flips.
Girl can make some really good animal sounds.
I can't play with drums or juggle, FML.
A dancing turtle. I LIKE TURTLES.
I must own this toy truck.
David Beckham got skills.
Nice ass!
If you're a Lesbian you have to be clean!
100% Perfect Teen Tits!
Nice rack and big mouth!
Joke
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place...
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his.. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'
'No,' she replies. . .
She says: 'You just happened to catch my eye.'
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Bacon shirt!
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Mass UFO Sighting!
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Another Squirt FAIL!
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How to get free gas.
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An egg inside an egg.
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Chat with naked sluts.
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Whoa! The Whizzinator.
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Top 10: Turnoffs For Women.
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Nothing is better than boobs.
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Little girl joins The Dark Side!
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Sexy blonde gives great head.
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All these girls have nice boobs.
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The Peacock spider is awesome.
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Almost the best Kiss Cam ever!!!
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We are not alone in the universe.
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Marijuana causes global warming?
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This damn game will keep you busy.
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Damn kids still fall for this trick? haha
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Throw that fucking tampon pad away!
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Buy a FLESHLIGHT, you wont regret it.
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Michael J. Fox forgets what movie he's in.
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Kid doing the Friday song in an Apple store.
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Kobe calls ref a "fucking faggot" Who cares?
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Alexis Texas has the best fucking ass ever.
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The best PORN you will ever see, hands down.
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This is when you slam on your brakes for a cop.
» Quack Quack Quack posted on 04/13/11 by
Opie
IN CASE YOU CAN'T READ THE FORUMS ARE OPEN
W.O.W
Goddamn!
Really good homemade porno.
Death by Cum Shot!
Nice boobies.
Reality TV: The Future
Joke
A man finds a genie's lamp on the beach and a genie pops out. The genie says, "Thanks for freeing me from that lamp, I will grant you one wish."
The man says, "I really want to see Hawaii but I hate planes and boats, can you make a bridge from California to Hawaii so I can drive there?"
The Genie says, "Do you know how much material there is in a bridge? it'll take years and years and millions of pounds of concrete and Iron just to sink into the ocean. Please wish for something reasonable."
The man says, "Alright, if you can't do that how about this? let me know all the secrets of women. I want to know how they think, how to make them laugh, Decipher whatever their feeling and always know the right answer."
The Genie starts rubbing his hands together, getting ready to grant the wish and says "Do you want 2 lanes or 4?"
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How to fall like a Boss.
Hot damn!
She has a great talent.
He is not amused.
Free candy!
Stupid bird.
Wait for it..
No, you can't seat with 50 cent.
They trained him well.
I must own this leash.
GONNA GET RAPED!
Redneck Hotel.
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Stupidass.
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Fuckbook!
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Mike Hawk.
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Oil that ass!
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Cam whores.
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Kids love cocaine!
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Xbox live ownage.
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Chuck Norris shirt!
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I miss my Gameboy.
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$550,000 69 Mustang.
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TSA frisking kids? WTF
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Damned, Hot & Wasted.
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Rescue Helicopter Liftoff Fail.
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Top 10: Car Safety Innovations.
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"Would ya just look at it!!" haha
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Troll face game that is hilarious.
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BRB gonna go stick stuff up my ass.
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Super hot chick topless at the beach.
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Speech Disorders & Anal Sex Don't Mix.
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Aw man Natalie Portman quit smoking weed.
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This rapist didn't know all ASIANS know Kung Fu.
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"Did you draw Justin Bieber's face on the images in my stock images folder?"
» McLovin posted on 04/11/11 by
Opie
Getting tasered Like a Boss!
Damn this girl is dumb.
Boy Vs Glass Door.
This is how I will shop from now on.
The Jesus Lizard (Narrated by the Honey Badger dude)
I give you a horse jumping rope.
Damn she's flexible!
FUCK YOU SIGN!
Burnout FAIL.
Time for some shower sex!
I like tits that jiggle.
I caught my step-sister on cam!
Joke
While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch.
"Did you get that for your birthday?" asked Little Johnny. "Nope." replied Jimmy.
"Well, did you get it for Christmas then?". Again Jimmy says "Nope."
"You didn't steal it, did you?" asks Little Johnny. "No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they were 'doing the nasty'. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me.
Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch. He vowed to get one for himself.
That night, he waited outside his parents' bedroom until he heard the unmistakable noises of lovemaking.
Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom.
His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and said angrily. "What do you want now?" "I wanna watch," Johnny replied.
Without missing a stroke, his father said, "Fine. Stand in the corner and watch, but keep quiet."
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Fuckbook.
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Orgasm Donor.
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Teens going wild!
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Funny weed pics.
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Dude refuses to die.
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I fucking love lesbians.
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Fun target shooting game.
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Deep fry those cream eggs!
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Die Antwoord has a new video!
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Hello Mr. Racist. Funny though.
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Gi jose shirt a real mexican hero.
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How the go off roading in Russia!
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Chat for FREE with naked whores.
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Marilyn Manson vs. Rebecca Black
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Top 10: Annoying Video Game Habits.
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Chicks with Steve Buscemi's eyes.. haha!
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ASIAN girls turn into old men in this prank.
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A music video with girls in their underwear.
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The only reason to watch "Just Go with it".
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Holy shit! A fan made SUPERMAN: DOOMSDAY Live Action Video!!!!
» yep posted on 04/08/11 by
Opie
If you hate those unboxing videos, watch this. (Hilarious)
2x4 goes through his windshield.
How to score a penalty kick like a Boss.
So this is a normal day for them? Awesome.
Cat beats the shit out of a dog.
I need to teach my dog to collect money.
Kid not allowed to like the Yankees.
Let's go 50mph in reverse.
Dog ruins baby home video.
Rough sex in the shower!
Smoking hot blonde bitch loves anal!
The Hottest Teens EVER!
She LOVES the cock!
Amazing Porn.
Joke
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life.
The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact. "Mary... Mary..." Awestruck, Mary responds, "Is that you Fred?" "Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
"Well, what is it like?" Fred excitedly tells his tale, "Well, when I get up in the morning I have sex, then I have breakfast, then I have sex again, then I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice more, then I have lunch, then I have sex all afternoon and into the early evening, until bedtime. And, then, I start all over again the next day."
So happy Mary says, "Oh Fred, you surely must be in heaven."
Fred replies, "Hell no, Mary, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."
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Fuckbook.
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Huge Tits.
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Rehab Sucks.
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Zombie T-shirt.
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Bootylicious babe!
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Huge Soccer Fan Brawl.
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A salute to weed babes.
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Lingerie isn't for everyone.
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Tracy Morgan high on Conan.
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Boom Boom Boom Way Ho Girl.
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A Muslim with a heart of gold.
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Charlie and the Apple Factory.
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Transformers dancing to Thriller.
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Kill a bunch of bugs in this game.
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Man becomes friend with a goose.
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Well there goes is porn career haha!
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Why would you beat an Elephant? Sad.
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How to get into any club for free. haha
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Chat with INTERNET whores this weekend.
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Grab your toothpicks and water and make art!
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Full tilt is giving away crazy bonuses this week, don't miss out.
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A bunch of people running and jumping around to awesome music.
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Lose that winter weight and have the summer body you want now, FREE!
» beep beep posted on 04/06/11 by
Opie
FYI: Been getting the forums ready to be open this week, so once that happens the other site updates will be back!
W.O.W
Hot homemade sex tape!
Zombie porn? haha
Biggest Teen Tits!
Squirt FAIL! (She goes ASIAN)
This Girl Can Multitask!
Joke
A little boy is sitting in the barber's chair and becoming anxious, so the barber gives him a tootsie roll to keep him quiet.
As the barber trims his bangs, loose hair falls over his face. "Do you have hair on your goodie?" asks the barber.
"Don't be silly, you old pervert! I'm only eight years old!"
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The funniest thing you will see today.
He's fucked.
Must be at Sea World.
FINISH HIM (Dun dun dunnnn)
Jesus was killed by Zombies.
Batcrab!
"So what kind of cake do you want?"
I want some root beer now.
He's close.
Now that's racist.
Anyone that wears these should be bitch slapped.
Lava prank.
What the hell?
That's a Huge Bitch!
Oh why?
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Crazy shirts.
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Tattooed Teens.
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How to Piss in Public.
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Smoking hot weed chicks.
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Top 10: Knights & Lasses
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Chat with naked cam girls.
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Human Vs Monsters game.
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Super Mario x4 on one screen.
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Brain surgery without anesthesia.
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The hottest nurse I've ever seen.
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Hackers have a message for Sony.
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With those tits she isn't drowning.
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Do not underestimate a baby shark.
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I wonder how long this took to make?
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Imagine if all girl's mouths wouldn't close.
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Buy a fleshlight, you will thank me that you did!
» yous a hoe posted on 04/04/11 by
Opie
Champagne Cork Nutshot!!!
Satanic Rebecca Black "Friday" video (Way awesome)
1015 lift! (Wait for the Craig Robinson funny)
Baby goes down stairs like a Boss!
Boat FAILS Compilation.
Cat learns how to box.
Superbike doesn't need no damn human.
Such a great idea.
Where do I purchase this parking sensor?
He almost lost it.
Holy KO!
Smoking hot!
Joke
A nerdy accountant is sent to jail for embezzlement and they put him in a cell with a huge evil looking guy.
The big guy says, "I want to have some sex.
You wanna be the husband or the wife?"
The accountant replies, "Well, if I have to be one or the other, I guess I'd rather be the husband."
The big guy says, "Okay. Now get over here and suck your wife's dick."
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Hot chicks.
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Fuck Bunny.
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Hitman game.
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For the ladies.
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Dirty cam girls.
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Gotta love fake tits.
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A song about cavities?
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Another faggot to flame.
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Latin babe getting fucked!
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Living in the tunnels of NYC.
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Twin baby boys convo Spoof.
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Stephen Colbert sings "Friday".
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Top 10 Influential Action Films.
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Hey there's a stick in your cheek!
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Who said white boys can't jump?
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Unreal Graphic World War 2 Footage.
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Pixies? ?Where is My Mind?? Beatboxed.
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School House rock T-shirt, Remember?
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Japanese boat captain rode out tsunami.
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Of course Obama has his own computer!
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4 minutes of awesome Green Lantern footage.
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So I guess Charlie Sheen is WINNING with his tour.
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Cheech and Chong shoe planned for release on 4-20.
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Godman heals the sick in India. (Watch until end for the secrets)
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Kaley Cuoco bought a shake weight for the wrong reason. haha
» WE GOT A TREE SHAKER posted on 04/01/11 by
Opie
Mary Kate and Ashley being Racist!
Can you turn that bark down? KTHX
Oh that's nasty.
Baby loves some Kid Cudi.
Who needs skateboards when you have dogs?
Monster truck back flip!
Pee'd on Prank
Ain't Gonna Pee-Pee my Bed Tonight song...WTF?
I want a Ballistic Knife!
How to cock block your buddy.. P.S. Nice Tits.
What the hell?
Nicest Teen teen tits EVER!
Guess What She's Doing!
Joke
A man with a stuttering problem tries everything he can to stop stuttering, but he can't.
Finally, he goes to a world renowned doctor for help.
The doctor examines him and says "I've found your problem. Your penis is 12 inches long. It weighs so much it is pulling on your lungs, causing you to stutter."
So the man asks, "What's he cure, doctor?".
To which the doctor replies, "We have to cut off 6 inches."
The man thinks about it, and eager to cure his stuttering, agrees to the operation.
The operation is a success, and he stops stuttering.
Two months later he calls the doctor and tells him that since he had the 6 inches cut off, all of his girlfriends have dumped him, and his love life has gone down the tubes. He wants the doctor to operate to put back the six inches.
Not hearing anything on the line, he repeats himself, "Hey doc, didn't you hear me? I want my 6 inches back!" Finally, the doctor responds, "F-f-f-f-f-f-uck Y-y-you!
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Fuckbook.
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Squirt FAIL!
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Big ass titties.
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Naked Twister!
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30 Hits of LSD!
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Girlz 'n' Phonez.
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I do dumb things.
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Tiger Blood shirt.
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Rockstar Ganja babes.
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Top 10 Masculinity Myths.
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Download DVD quality porn.
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The Hangover Part II - Trailer.
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I'm on Crack - Music video.. haha
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Webcam Sex With Naughty Girls.
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Another retarded teen music video.
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Holy shit! A machete in a slingshot.
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Sexiest amateur Asian chicks I've ever seen.
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Britney Spears Deleted Scene from Jackass 3.
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Two twin baby boys have a funny conversation.
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Hockey fans are fans of that dumb song Friday.
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Cheap ass shirts! (enter "entensity" for 15% off)
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"If that bubble touches me I'm going to arrest you"
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Bounce your bullets around the screen and try to kill the enemy.
