» Doctor said I have downs. posted on 05/16/05 by Opie

Important E-note: Yes, Yes, and yes... I know Entensity hasn't been very good this month so far and that's really because the Internet has nothing funny on it. I was pretty busy last week anyway, but this week is looking better.

Also if someone claims to be with Entensity in any game, messenger, or ANYTHING. They are lying. I do play party poker though. (My user name is entensitynet)

So, ANYWAY...

First read this story here.

Read it? Of course you didn't, you retard.

Well here's the video of what that story is referring too:



And here's a close-up of the chick.

More Videos please and pass the cheese



The death card!



Why do girls so shit like this?



I hate Star Trek, but this is funny.



SOAD said fuck on SNL. OHHHHHHH and AHHHHHHH.



WATCH OUT FOR THAT TIRE!
JOKE!

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection.

The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light".

After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it.

She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through.

So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!" Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh shit, am I driving?"

IMAGES!



Somebody's left out. (Can't spot it? Click here)



Hi Cancer.



Possibly the best DAMN NIGGA yet. (Expect the original)



Gay boys 101.



What the hell is that guy doing in the back?



Apparently he's gay.



Maybe it's her husband.



Party hard.



Meet Satan's wife.



I'd do her upper left knee.



Um.
- FFL -

- Air Hockey!
- Nerd Family!
- Jessica Alba.
- Gay Emo boys.
- It's booty time!
- Free porn. I promise.
- Iranian policewomen.
- Deep throat action.
- And... He takes a hit.
- God forbid it be a cat!
- Ambiguously Gay Duo clips!
- Where's the black bastard?
- CAST A SPELL ON SOMEONE!
- Um. Well you've seen dumber.
- 50 worst hair styles of All-time.
- Ok, Chappelle isn't crazy after all.
- Doesn't everyone criticize blacks?
- Black guys playing fiddles. Bad ass.
- "The rock David killed Goliath with."
- In this game you can shit on people.
- A gallery of girls peeing outside. Yep..
- Thongs aint for everybody. (Stand-up)
- This looks like some video editing to me.
- I don't understand this one. (ASIANish)
- Kelly Osbourne needs a bra... Nevermind.
- Hot girl shooting a gun. I'll get the lotion.
- Hey bitch, go brush your teeth in my juice.
- Now this is what the Internet should be for.
- Nice police chase with video. (Shooting too)
- You wont believe this. Another Britney wannabe.
- Lindsay Lohan must be getting a part on Lifetime.
- In case you haven't seen Reese Witherspoon naked.
- Good video that shows how Nintendo has changed.
- Girls in wheelchairs are hot.. Especially retarded ones.
- I wonder how many confused stoners have been here..
- Don't put the whole penis in your mouth! (The Sex Lady)
- Nazi Niggers! I posted the site before, but this is a video.
- Stupid bitches trying to have the INTERNET shut down.
- This actually looks like that dude from the movie "Mask".

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» Short on this skery day. posted on 05/13/05 by Opie

Since this post is really short, here's something nice...



This might make you horny.



KFC (KOREAN) Racist Commercial. (Why an African tribe!?)
Joke

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss one in the air, then catch it in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, the peanut fell into his ear.

He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded only in pushing it in deeper. His wife tried to help, but after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.

The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out.

The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat.

Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, "That's wonderful - isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?" The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law!"

- FFL -

- Xbox 360
- Cool Shit.
- Eva Longoria.
- Girls in bubbles.
- Hey, nice boobs.
- Disturbing Video?
- Orgasm Calculator.
- Big Boobs Everywhere!
- Free stuff from Heavy.
- Scooter jumping is fun.
- Look at her pussy. Yikes!
- Hit by a moving bus. Haha.
- Kung Fu on your computer!
- A mothers tale, by Barbie. Haha
- Where's Waldo? TEXT VERSION!
- For the man who really LOVES his car.
- Holy shit! I want a Game Genie. (Remember this?)
- "Chappelle Reportedly Checks Into Facility" Damn it!

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» If Hooters delivered, they'd call it Knockers. posted on 05/11/05 by Opie

FYI: You know that above was funny haha.



W.O.W = Big tittie alert.



This video goes with THIS story here.



Funniest shit of the day.



It's confirmed. That was a JUDO kick.



That looks like fun. Right?



Video of that sand storm.

Very stupid blonde joke

There were a blonde and a brunette driving and the brunette goes to the blonde"go check my blinker!"

"Does it work?"

Blonde:

"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"

Images..


Owned.



Yep, just a little bit.



DAMN NIGGA!



That's purty.



Remember those old cartoons? (Think about it)
- FFL -

- Hot MILF.
- LOTR orgy.
- Nice Babe.
- Life in 2010.
- Great T-shirts!
- Mmmmm Pussy.
- PSP Downloads.
- Boy am I thirsty.
- Raven Riley Blog.
- Crazy college girls.
- Swat sign language.
- A men's room monologue.
- Oh look... It says nigger.
- I want sideburns like this!
- Spring Break girls are hot.
- Testing a bullet proof vest.
- This kind of porn is just weird.
- This Oakley watch is solid gold.
- I still use my hand quite often.
- Tony Danza can't ride a go-kart.
- Taking a shit off the MGM Grand.
- This is pretty cool.. Pencil carving.
- Those crazy ASIANS are at it again.
- God, I hate WIGGER fucking idiots.
- This chick looks like Sydney Moon.
- Evil carpool. (Clip from Adult swim)
- Just go get some head or something.
- Roller blades can't hurt just a little bit.
- What the hell is this gay shit all about?
- Dane Cook myspace. Probably horseshit.
- Advanced trampoline game on THE INTERNET!
- I hate this fucking frog, but this is pretty cool.
- Well I know someone wont be watching this video.
- I will skull fuck you! (Full Metal Jacket soundboard)
- Why make a Pope card when you can make Jesus card?
- Dave's Daily... Funny, Strange, Bizarre News and Pictures.
- Haha, check out the new Bud Light bot. (On the main page)
- Remember that retarded talking Taco Hell dog? Here's some clips.
- Only thing I noticed on this page were those huge titties she had.
- "Vaginal Cream May Be Harmful For Face" Am I missing something?
- Ben Affleck is going to be a Daddy!.. Oh wait, I'll tell someone that gives a shit.

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» Rappers aren't actors. posted on 05/09/05 by Opie



Great Sports Montage video.



Great speaker commercial with a catchy beat.



Croc eating a gazelle.



I'd have some fun with these goats.



Stunt from the upcoming movie. Trailer in the FFL below.
JOKE!

After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics any problem they had with the airplane during the flight. The mechanics read and correct the problem, and then explain in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken.

The pilot reviews the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance problems submitted by QANTAS pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers.

By the way, QANTAS is the only major airline that has never had an accident.

(P = The problem logged by the pilot.)
(S = The solution and action taken by the engineer.)

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet-per-minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

IMAGES!



IMA KICK YOUR ASS! Not until you turn your leg around.



DAMN NIGGA!



Smart people.



Somebody isn't doing it right!



I'd be all over that like fag riding the pine.



I like her boobs. Anyone else?



Not another one...



Well..
Hello, I can't read anything but pictures.

"you need to get the snl skit series celebrity jeopardy, mainly the one with s words in it. Haha so f'n funny"

Prime example of someone that doesn't know how to browse this site. I have a whole section of funny shit.

I wont even mention the archives section. Oh, wait... But this wasn't even read so it doesn't matter if I keep going on about how much I masturbate everyday until my palms bleed, because most of you aren't even reading this.

You're thinking:

"OH LINKZ BELOW LOL!"
*click click*
"RAWR LOL!"
*PEE PANTS / SMELL HANDS*
"LMAO" etc..

- FFL -

- Porn
- So Drunk.
- XXX babes.
- WWE Ouch!
- Funny News.
- Lindsay Lohan.
- Nice pool tricks.
- I like this headline.
- Fight club morons.
- Playstation 3 Game.
- I like cheese. (Group X)
- Wild spring break sluts.
- Dukes of Hazzard trailer.
- Find a date in your state.
- These cursor games are fun.
- Big foot isn't scary after all.
- Black people products and gifts.
- Banging a doll... Then taping it!
- No, men couldn't become extinct.
- Ibrator. I bought a big black one!
- I think she's on a little something.
- Lasers that look like dildos are funny.
- That's a big ass firework. (48 inch shell)
- On bananas on bananas..? From the OC.
- Corey Martinez is pretty awesome on a bike.
- Haha.. This game is fucking awesome. ASIAN style.
- Wouldn't you love to have been in this sand storm?
- Amercia! FUCK YEAH! (I had to repost this great shit)
- Damn it! I missed the dream date with Carmen Electra.
- Anorexic porn? I thought that's what Lifetime was for.
- "All I want in return is to be breast fed" Oh god.. haha
- YES! Finally some poison (for ladies) for sale at Wal-mart.
- Guys on street bikes showing off, doing cool shit, and falling.
- Ugly kids don't get any love? But that's coming from Canadians.
- Performance-enhancing contact lenses seem like a load of horse shit.

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» All the cool kids slit their wrist posted on 05/06/05 by Opie

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

WHAT IS THE GODDAMN ANSWER!?

I don't really need an answer guys.



Very funny SNL skit (More Cowbell!). (This is the whole thing)



I actually remember watching this a long time ago on AFV.



Yes, you're a dumbass.



That's a long ass dildo.



I'd slit my wrist if this was inside me. (WORM!)
When I take W.O.W down, this is what I get. (Just an idea)

"I tried to download yesterdays W.O.W., but it kept saying that there was an error and that the file was corrupted. Please figure a way for me to download it. PLEEEEEEASE????"

"I just got on from formatting my comp and I missed this weeks WoW. I
usually don;t mind, but this week she looks smokin in the picture. I don;t
know whether you can hook me up with a link so I can see it, but please do
if you can."

"Concerning the W.O.W. clip, can u please give me a url
to download it bcuzz i didnt have a chance to
yesterday, if it is not still uploaded to your server,
maybe you can send it through email? That girl looks
extremely hott! I need to watch that movie"

"I've just missed the Whack-Off Wednesday! [5/04/05]. could you please send it to me."

"I enjoy your site. I get lot of kick from viewing all the material. If
possible if you could re-post this weeks WOW video clip. Just add this to
your popular demand list."

"nooooooooooooooooooo..................

i missed it and she looks so hot...
where else can i get it."

"Entensity rocks man. Keep it up. I am a faithful supporter and even dough I got some heavy ass spyware and few viruses from the links to the games I still like the site and always share cool Niger jokes with friends. Anyway's I missed WOW yesterday and I have all of them so far since I first discovered Entensity and I REALLY REALLY REALLY want to meet Taylor. Please let me know where you got it from or where can I get it, because if it is who I think it is I might have some videos of her for you before she started doing porn. Hook a brother up. Thanx

Keep up the good work"

"Hey, I missed the W.O.W. on May 04 (started party early), and I was wondering if you had a link to a website or could send it to me? thanks"

You're wasting your time.

Images.



Little carried away with the air brushing huh? (Notice anything odd?)



God forbid you lose your kids.



Nice.



Still taller.



Uh.. Uh.. Hmm.



Old ass headline. But a good picture.



Damn Nigga!
- FFL -

- Boob Wash.
- I'd do Cristal.
- Men in coats.
- Sexy Phun Girls.
- Raven Riley Blog.
- Alicia Silverstone.
- Britney Spears Video.
- Fat Albert Dynamite.
- Holy shit it's bigfoot!
- Uh this site isn't normal.
- Buy some crazy T-shirts!
- Racial stereotypes series.
- First I'll need a lightsaber.
- Pretty cool dirtbike video.
- Girl eats out the driver girl.
- Now that's a fucking crash.
- Deanimator. (Yes, it's a game)
- It rubs the man juice on it's skin.
- Your mind is playing tricks on you.
- I wish we had cheerleaders like this.
- What a great prize in his cereal box.
- The Flintstones with Deniro and Pesci.
- Up against the wall and spread em' babe!
- Oh what a surprise, another cam stripper.
- Everyone try zapping your nuts and/or boobs.
- You wont fall asleep with this around your neck.
- Smells like teen spirit. (3rd video on bottom right)
- I didn't even know Brad and Angelina were together.
- Zombie shooting or something game. (Pretty good)
- Looks like Paypal finally got that Save Toby scammer.
- I wouldn't mind shooting a hippopotamus over the net.
- No season 3 of Chappelle's show until further notice. NOOOOOO!
- This riddle game has been updated. (New stuff stars at level 4)
- Here's another video of that subway girl. (She's dressing. 126mbs)
- Oh my god. This so stupid it had me rolling. (I loved the cartwheel!)

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» Poot. posted on 05/04/05 by Opie



W.O.W Meet Taylor.



Rodney singing!



Girl knock-out.



Boy, does that look fun.
JOKE!

Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.

The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The second old guy says, "That's OK, It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her, and I'm getting a little desperate."

The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her.

What does she look like?" The second old guy says: "Well, she is 27-yrs-old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big bust, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?"

To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter, --- let's look for yours."

Few images.



Jenna Bush's uh Bush.



Taking kibble..



DAMN NIGGA!



Dunno..



Owned?



Memories.
- FFL -

- Women.
- Hot Babe.
- Sexy Video.
- XXX babes.
- Eva Longoria.
- Beached whale.
- Keyra's ass again.
- Classic: Icon Story.
- Wet and Wild teens.
- HE CAN'T SEE SHIT!
- Super bike racing game.
- Sex in the Supermarket.
- Best dancing/music ever.
- Tongue Joy. (Oral Vibrator)
- More of that retard in porn.
- Why not a little Goatse fun?
- Who likes yellow snowcones?
- She likes to shake her booty.
- Check out this whore's mugshot.
- Don't do that to your boobs girl.
- Hot Mamma 2005. (Vote bitch!)
- Check out this whore's mugshot.
- Feminine Odor getting you down?
- Buried treasure finders arrested.
- I played this fucking game to long.
- You know you grew up in the 80's If...
- "I'm looking to get my hole used and abused."
- Makes me want to go watch Demolition Man.
- School mistakes huge burrito for a weapon.
- The strike team shooting range. (The Shield)
- How many 12-year-olds could you beat up?
- Puberty videos for girls. (I posted the boy ones)
- Elephant goes on a rampage through a restaurant.
- It puts the lotion on it's skin. (With stripping action)
- Make your own movie. (Posted a long time ago I think)

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» So these four Mexicans are driving to work.. posted on 05/02/05 by Opie



Two clips of Mitch Hedberg on Letterman.



Giving him Ups? Stupid ni...



SHE'S CHANGING CLOTHES!
JOKE!

A salesman is driving toward home in Northern Arizona when he sees a Navajo man hitchhiking. Because the trip had been long and quiet, he stops the car and the Navajo man climbs in.

During their small talk, the Navajo man glances surreptitiously at a brown bag on the front seat between them.

"If you're wondering what's in the bag," offers the salesman, "it's a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife."

The Navajo man is silent for awhile, nods several times and says, "Good trade."



Not a post without this right?
- FFL -

- Steal. (Game)
- Big ass dogs.
- Cam Whores.
- Idiots At work.
- Star Wars Porno.
- Now this is fresh sushi.
- Celine gallery. (FTV girl)
- Classic: Star Wars 3 Kid.
- Jordan Capri and a friend.
- I wanna be a head hunter.
- Clip of a Meteor coming in.
- You guys wants some porn?
- Get fucked with INTERNET help.
- He found treasure in his backyard.
- The hardcore version of True babes.
- Washing machine called "Your Turn".
- Old clip of Tyson knocking out Berbick.
- Anyone watch Desperate housewives?
- Guy eats KFC in front of a KFC protest.
- How to suck your own dick. (You're gay)
- What the goddamn hell kind of site is this?
- This site is pretty awesome. (Great flash)

Sorry didn't have time to go through all the submitted stuff. Next FFL and other stuff will be quite huge.

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