» Friends via Myspace! posted on 05/30/07 by Opie

Note: Daily Media clip will teach you how to eat pussy!



W.O.W



I think the host is a lesbian.
Joke

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."

E-boobs



I like all types of titties! haha

Send yours here!



Just had to post this.

- FFL -

- It works.
- $10 tees.
- Strip poker..
- Walk much?
- Huge boobs.
- Hot ass..hole.
- Sexy student
- Hellooo Ericka.
- Kill all the men!
- The perfect ass.
- Great porn clips.
- Icy blonde babe.
- Bubble bath time.
- ASIAN Spiderman!
- Bubble bath time.
- 3 hot girls in a van.
- Teabagging extreme.
- Galilea Montijo = hot.
- The coolest car ever.
- That can't be healthy.
- Just check it out.. haha
- Cia Maritima and friends.
- Eva Mendes sex scene.
- For Counter-strike fans.
- Lesbians in the shower!
- Chongalicious?.. I'd hit it.
- Flash those titties to me!
- Info on the giant skeleton.
- My my my that's a mouthful.
- Meet hot girls looking for sex.
- Hottest Axe commercial ever.
- Wow this is fucking awesome.
- A basketball game with a black guy!
- So when will Lindsay Lohan finally die?

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» A day off? Nah. posted on 05/28/07 by Opie



Liddell Vs Rampage!!!!!

..and Here's a Dear Sister parody of it



Rodney Carrington - Show them to me. (Uncensored)



It's a dance off.. or something...



Horny donkey.



100% sure he's saying all of this. [/sarcasm]



Things you learn from porn.
Joke

A young boy comes downstairs and sits next to his father watching TV on the couch.

The father notices the boy has a huge grin on his face. He asks, "Son, whats with the huge smile?"

The boy says, "Well, Dad. Last night I experienced my first blowjob!" "That's great!" says the father, "Tell me all about it!"

So the boy starts telling him,"Ok, so there I was. I was on my knees, and I had this dick in my mouth..."

- FFL -

- Gisele!
- Goatse?
- Boob scotch.
- Tittie Flopping.
- MMM fishnets.
- Live Sex Cams.
- Paperboy game.
- Blindfold boxing.
- One Night Stand.
- Daniela Pestova.
- Desperate for sex.
- Nice doggie style.
- Bullet train surfing.
- Holy shit it's big foot!
- Sweet Victoria's Army.
- Paris Hilton Bubblebath.
- MTV awards interviews.
- Funny sports still shots.
- Anal Cunt.. Is a band. Yep.
- ASIANS control your mouse.
- Fresh Prince of San Andreas.
- Skinny chick with big titties.
- Take a look at these T-shirts!
- Deleted scene from Knocked Up.
- Game that should keep you entertained for a bit.
- HAY GUYZ LETS POST HATEFUL COMMENTS HERE!
- Inside Iron Mountain - Secret Government Facility.

Pshhh the forums are open... Enjoy your day off!

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» friday fun posted on 05/25/07 by Opie

UFC71 EDIT ON 5/27

In case you can't wait until Monday, here's the video of the Chuck Vs Rampage fight



Rambo - Dear Sister. (HAHA)



I assume this is a fatal crash.



Flying fish is crazy!



Piss prank.



Snot rocket.



When things go wrong in church.



A bunch of Claudia Schiffer pics.
Joke

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation, so he decided to go to the doctor.

He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."

That same day, the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife.

At home, he found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they found themselves in the 69 position.

The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?"

The man answered, "Not that well ... when I fired the pistol, my wife peed in my face, bit 3 inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"

Images!!!





Motivationals - These are funny as hell.



Haha...



He's telling you something.



What the hell?



Not sure why this made me laugh.



Um.... Um...
- FFL-

- Boy Vs Girl.
- Fuck Buddy.
- Bunny is hot.
- Just friends?
- Laughing girl.
- Drunk hotties.
- This is a male?
- Big real titties.
- Man juice time.
- Jiffy Lube scam.
- Watch paint dry.
- I like Heidi's dress.
- Celeb beaver hunt.
- Hey look it's a porno.
- Canned fish with teeth.
- Whores getting banged.
- Hello girl with nice rack.
- Punished for a threesome?
- Get yourself a funny shirt.
- MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES!
- Crotchrocket Vs 18 wheeler.
- Get this man a cheeseburger.
- Water balloon in high-speed.
- What Superman dreams about.
- Ohhh a popsicle licking contest.
- Worlds fastest legal street car.
- Arabic girls shaking their ass. Allah?
- Plane lands on a moving motorhome.
- I'm posting this Rambo 4 teaser again.
- Africa kids high on sewage... Get outa town.

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» Google buys the INTERNET! posted on 05/23/07 by Opie



W.O.W



You saw the fast BJ now the fast humping!



Wedgie from a crane!
Joke

A boy and his mother are watching a Discovery channel program about elephants. He asks his mom, "Hey, mom... what is that thing?"

She replies, "That's the elephant's trunk."

"No, not that," says the boy, "that thing right there."

"That's his tail," she answered.

"No, what is that thing... right in the middle?"

Flustered, the mother says, "Ummm, that's... that's nothing, son."

So the boy's mother quickly leaves the room and his dad walks in. The boy asks his dad, "Hey pop, what's that thing?"

His father answers, "Son, that's the elephant's penis."

The boy looks at his old man with a puzzled look and asks, "Well, why did mom say it was nothing?"

His father turned to him and said, "Because your mother is spoiled, son."

E-boobs





Send yours here!
(Also don't be dumb and put entensity.com, it's .net)
- FFL -

- Wii Dog.
- $10 tees.
- Ze beach.
- He's a faggg.
- Hit it I would.
- Big ass tittas.
- Boob monster.
- Naughty Girls.
- Galilea Montijo.
- Those are nice.
- Parachute game.
- This is very cool.
- Blonde bombshell.
- Release the bats!
- 18 year old hottie.
- Turkish Rambo? haha
- Drunk and flashing ass.
- Semen makes her gag.
- The girl with 2 pussies.
- Hot Hallie in the shower.
- That is a big ass pimple.
- This game confuses me.
- Drop panties like it's hot.
- Slow stripping perfection.
- What is wrong with this guy?
- Another Harry Potter trailer.
- Join for free and get the porn.
- Anyone ever seen a black emo?
- A black guy showing us how to eat a watermelon.

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» bought to by #2 posted on 05/21/07 by Opie

Q and A

Q: When did Anakin Skywalker become evil?
A: In the sith grade!



Funniest thing ever.



Screech about to get his ass beat.



Cop high on weed.



BRUCE LEE!



Fun dance.



Dog wants some ducky love.



This bitch is crazy.
Joke

It's career day in a kindergarten class, and the teacher is asking all of her students what they want to be when they grow up.

She asks a little girl, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

The girl responds, "I want to be a doctor so I can help heal all the sick people in the world."

The teacher says, "Very good!"

Next the teacher asks a little boy what he wants to be when he grows up.

He responds, "I want to be a farmer so I can grow food and feed all the hungry people of the world."

The teacher says, "Excellent!"

Finally, she comes up to a little black boy, and asks him, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

He responds, "I want to be a rake."

The teacher, confused, asks "A rake, why do you want to be a rake."

To which he responds, "Well, my sister is a hoe, and she comes home with a lot of money each night."

Few Images



DAMN NIGGA!



Awww.



What's weird about this one?



Yep.



MOOOOOOOOOO
- FFL -

- Hot videos.
- Girls Kissing.
- Cool T-shirts!
- Orgasm booth.
- License to Wed.
- Funny T-Shirts.
- Volleyball hotties.
- Busty for president.
- Double teen trouble.
- Naked at the beach.
- New breast implants.
- Push the fart button!
- Lions are fucking cool.
- Are you ready for sex?
- Mother fuckin RAMBO 4!
- I like them floppy titties.
- Crackwhores gone wild!
- His job is shooting himself.
- Baby in a microwave? Haha
- She didn't want a dark guy.
- Beetlejuice speaking Chinese.
- Best foreign commercial ever.
- Horny blondies sharing cum.
- Alice from the Brady Bunch.
- Getting high from a music CD?
- Barely legal teen gangbanged.
- Hi, I'm asking to be made fun of.
- I so want to play Battletoads now.
- "Athletic massage" I love this guy.
- Anyone want to play anal ring toss?
- So Sewer kids are like Ninja Turtles?
- Stella Stewart in bed with her kitty.
- Maybe the coolest patio furniture ever.
- Amputee tattoos arm to look like a finger.

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» Heat bill in hell posted on 05/18/07 by Opie

Q and A

Q: How many Emos' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Fuck 'em...Let them cry in the dark!



Kick the baby!



Excellent singer.



I want a Mershaq.



Maybe she was going for a splash record?



Don't let your friends hit you. (Unless you're that friend)



UFC hamsters.



Fun with squirrels. (A different one)



Take her to the zoo and feed her carrots.



Hi Anna.



I so want to make this.
Joke?

I don't usually like these heartwarming stories, but this one is truly interesting...

In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.

As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.

Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.

Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son.

As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing.

The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.

Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe' s legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

- FFL -

- Oh shit.
- Ice hotel.
- $10 Tees.
- Get this guy.
- Balance game.
- This girl is dumb.
- MOOOOOOOOOO!
- Harry Potter trailer.
- Idiots with fireworks.
- Sparta is in all of us.
- Internal decapitation?
- Deadly home invasion.
- Her titties are beautiful.
- I always liked this video.
- Careful, she may choke.
- Don't stare boys. (A test)
- New Robin Williams movie.
- Karolina Kurkova & friends.
- Bunch of different hotties.
- What the fuck is he doing?
- Illegal Immigrant clown car.
- Avril Lavigne Naked (almost).
- These guys have a great job.
- This is an awesome keyboard.
- Now the whites boys are humping.
- Those Koreans are freaking crazy.
- Black people don't eat watermelon.
- Oh shit son! A Tom and Jerry game.
- Top 10 signs your boobs are too big.
- Apparently she wants cum on her face.
- Dude watching his "wife" getting banged.
- K these clowns scare the shit out of me.
- $450 buys you anal sex with a preggo slut.
- Cut his head off with a chainsaw. Impressive.
- Um. That's a lot of man juice. (Crazy ASIANS)
- Have a stupid INTERNET friend meet you halfway.

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