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� Karate chop posted on 05/29/09 by Opie

She is scared of shrimp.

What's going to happen!?

Dog Squats.

Take me out to the Ballgame sung by MR. T!

Don't fall asleep on a gun.
Quick Joke

A guy walks into a bar with a Salmon under his arm and says, "Do you sell fish cakes here?"

Bartender: No we don't.

Guy: That's a shame, it's his birthday.

- FFL -

[NSFW] - Nice rack.
[ SFW ] - Fun game.
[NSFW] - Porn flicks.
[ SFW ] - Um. What?
[ SFW ] - Bubble boy!
[NSFW] - Threesome.
[NSFW] - Sonya is hot.
[NSFW] - Sex in a train.
[NSFW] - Myspace whores.
[NSFW] - Very hot amateur.
[ SFW ] - I'd be jealous too.
[ SFW ] - Don't hog the Ovaltine.
[ SFW ] - 40% off Funny T-shirts!
[NSFW] - Let's go fuck at the park.
[NSFW] - Young couple having sex.
[ SFW ] - He bite his kid's eyes out.
[ SFW ] - Banned Tiny Toons episode.
[ SFW ] - Is this kid fucking retarded?
[ SFW ] - Some classic Mitch Hedberg.
[ SFW ] - Blame It on the eeee-economy.
[ SFW ] - First look at A Christmas Carol.
[ SFW ] - 7 year old autistic girl can sing.
[ SFW ] - Um, guess she can be a stripper.
[ SFW ] - Are these Christians being serious?
[ SFW ] - Several odd vending machines in Japan.
[ SFW ] - Pick which square you think the bull will eat.
[ SFW ] - Fix that POS Xbox of yours. (Non towel way)

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� Gloria Estefan posted on 05/27/09 by Opie

W.O.W

Jose Canseco MMA debut. haha

Don't call me a ho!
Joke

The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight seeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. Out of the blue the king asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken back. However, she remembers what her boss told her... don't reject the guy outright.

So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the king from wanting to marry her. After a few minutes, the woman says to the man, "I will only marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75-carat diamond ring with a matching 200-carat diamond tiara."

The African king pauses for a while. Then, he nods his head and says, "No problem! I have. I have."

Realizing her first condition was too easy the woman says to the man, "I want you to build me a 100-room mansion in New York. As a vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the best wine country in France."

The African king pauses for a while. He whips out his cellular phone and calls some brokers in New York and in France. He looks at the woman, nods his head and says, "Okay, okay. I build. I build."

Realizing that she only has one last condition, the secretary knows that she'd better make this a good one. She takes her time to think and finally she gets an idea, a sure-to-work condition. She squints her eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly, "Since I like sex, I want the man I marry to have a 14-inch penis."

The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his hands and rests his elbows on the table, all the while muttering in African dialect. Finally, after what seemed like forever, the king shakes his head, looking really sad, and says to the woman, "Okay, okay. I cut. I cut."

Images

Holy shit.

BRUCE WILLIS DAMN NIGGA!

Best tattoo ever.

Beware of angry black man.

Just read it.

Haha.

Whatever works...

Mind fuck.
- FFL -

[NSFW] - Nice booty.
[NSFW] - Good blow j.
[NSFW] - Cam whores.
[NSFW] - Facebook sluts.
[ SFW ] - Funny T-Shirts.
[NSFW] - Get them naked!
[ SFW ] - Hologram battle!
[NSFW] - College sex party.
[ SFW ] - Smokin' hot babes.
[ SFW ] - This is pure genius.
[NSFW] - Oh a tied up ASIAN.
[NSFW] - The best teen sites.
[ SFW ] - Looks like AIDS to me.
[ SFW ] - Modern Warfare 2 trailer.
[ SFW ] - They have a good talent.
[ SFW ] - Master P in Da Last Don.
[ SFW ] - Neat Lego movie posters.
[NSFW] - Left 4 Head 2. (Silly porn)
[ SFW ] - A bunch of fatal car crashes.
[ SFW ] - Playing hacky sack with a TV.
[ SFW ] - Nice way to hold a bottle. Mr. Cop.
[ SFW ] - Looks like a half chicken, half mouse.
[ SFW ] - Don't guess Seacrest is gay after all.
[NSFW] - Getting pounded in the laundry room.
[ SFW ] - Street Fighter and boxing mix up. haha
[ SFW ] - Toddler Buys $12K Construction Digger Online.
[ SFW ] - Germany says Red Bull has cocaine in it. Helleva drug.

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� M day posted on 05/25/09 by Opie

UFC 98: Evans Vs Machida

One of the coolest illusions ever.

Bad ass kangaroo!

Wait what did she say?
Joke

A man decided that he was going to ride a 10 speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains just became too much and he could go no farther.

He stuck his thumb out but after 3 hours, hadn't gotten a single person to stop. Finally a guy in a Corvette pulled over and offered him a ride. Of course, the bike wouldn't fit in the car.

The owner of the Corvette found a piece of rope lying by the highway and tied it to his bumper. He tied the other end to the bike and told the man that if he got to going to fast, to honk the horn on his bike and that he would slow down.

Everything went fine for the first 30 miles. Suddenly, another Corvette blew past them.

Not to be outdone, the Corvette pulling the bike took off after the other.

A short distance down the road, the Corvettes, both going well over 120 mph, blew through a speed trap.

The police officer noted the speeds from his radar gun and radioed to the other officer that he had 2 Corvettes headed his way at over 120 mph.

He then relayed, "and your not going to believe this, but there's guy on a 10 speed bike honking to pass".

- FFL -

[NSFW] - Perky tits.
[ SFW ] - Epic boobs!
[ SFW ] - Nice tongue.
[NSFW] - Naked teens.
[ SFW ] - I love to read!
[ SFW ] - Holy belly flop.
[NSFW] - Very nice body.
[NSFW] - Big nice titties.
[NSFW] - Hit it from behind.
[NSFW] - Yay for bath time.
[ SFW ] - Banjo Vs Hand Fart.
[ SFW ] - Funny soundboards.
[ SFW ] - Piano Choir is crazy.
[NSFW] - Message them for fun.
[NSFW] - These girls want to fuck.
[ SFW ] - I need to see her naked.
[ SFW ] - Brick break over the head.
[ SFW ] - Dumbest video game ever.
[ SFW ] - Ink blot test. End is dumb.
[NSFW] - Busty babe and some dork.
[ SFW ] - Crazy Guinness World Records.
[ SFW ] - He makes the same face.. haha
[NSFW] - Humpin' Forrest. Funny porn FTW.
[ SFW ] - Passer-by pushes suicide jumper. HAHA
[ SFW ] - 17 Controversial Teenage TV Situations. Ha.
[ SFW ] - I like how the guy in the back is jumping around.
[ SFW ] - This part in T4 made me jizz in my pants. (SPOILERS!)
[ SFW ] - Don't Stop Your Screaming. (Don't stop believing spoof)

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� GO VAGINAS posted on 05/22/09 by Opie