» I have the shits posted on 05/14/10 by
Opie
Worst DJ ever. WAIT FOR IT!
Dog feels the beat.
Kid smashes his monitor because of game.
Rihanna FAILS at moon walk attempt.
Customer hits robber with bottle and it breaks!
That dog is crazy!
Very strange bark.
Bull riding will mess you up.
Alice in Wonderland porn?
Joke
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of condoms?Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home, the man informs his wife of his new purchase.
"Olympic condoms?" she asks. "What makes them so special?"
"There are three colors," he replies. "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.
"Gold, of course," says the man proudly.
The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver?"
"Why silver?" asks the man. "Well, it would be nice if you came second for a change."
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Nice ass!
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Holy titties!
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Dirty cam girls.
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Funny ass shirts.
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Porn Star Oral Fail.
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Amateur sex party.
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Cool mud slide video.
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Get laid this weekend.
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Kill Stickmen! Kind of hard.
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Girl Got HIV After Doing Anal.
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Millionaire First Question Fails.
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Young, Fun & Soon To Be Full Of.
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Dad risk his own life to save baby.
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Another reason to hate Christians.
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Why you should wear a seat belt kids.
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Top 10 Cartoon Themes from the 90s.
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Top 10: Tips For Preventing Weight Gain.
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The Best Amateur Porn Video Of The Year!
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The Adjustment Bureau Trailer (Matt Damon)
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Miley Cyrus doing a lap dance on a fag isn't bad.
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Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman Hula Dance.
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Get a iMac 27 inch for hundreds of dollars off! - Use coupon ENTENSITY.
» wowwwww posted on 05/12/10 by
Opie
W.O.W
Holy nick rack!
Hot Blow J.
Joke
A new CEO takes over at a struggling company and decides to get rid of all the slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. He can't believe this guy would just stand around on the job.
The new CEO walks up to the guy leaning against the wall and asks, "What are you doing here?"
"I'm just waiting to get paid," responds the man.
Furious, the CEO asks "How much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young fellow replies, "I make about $300 a week. Why?"
The CEO quickly gets out his checkbook, hands the guy a check made out to cash for $1,200 and says, "Here's four weeks' pay, now get out and don't come back."
The man puts the check in his pocket and promptly walks out.
Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what just happened here?"
From across the room comes a voice, "Yeah, you just tipped the pizza delivery guy $1,200."
Images
Hot Mamma!
DAMN NIGGA!
I love Avatar.
YEAH! Leave that little girl alone!
Anyone?
Everyone point and laugh.
It works, I've tried it.
Click, Scroll, and Laugh.
Unless she's a whore of course.
This is a new one for me.
Nice license plate.
You think he knows?
Not sure what's going on here.
Looks like an egg broke in there.
Not sure why I laughed at this.
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Get laid.
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Diving game.
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Top 29 cities.
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Naked cam girls.
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Cracked me up!
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I love her boobs too.
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Chatroulette Terrorists.
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Trya Banks is so stupid.
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Lost Series Finale Leaked.
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Total Recall: The Musical.
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I want a girl with Vajazzling.
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Amateur Facial Compilation.
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Pornstars + Cocaine = WIN
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I could watch this ass all day.
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Eric Whitacre and the Youtube Choir
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Music is horrible but girls are super hot.
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Real amateur footage of college cum dumpsters.
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Fucked Hot Emo Girlfriend And Her Sweet Sister.
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Plasma and LED TV's for Cheap Use coupon code ENTENSITY & get 18% off
» crazy eyes posted on 05/10/10 by
Opie
UFC 113 - Lyoto Machida vs. Mauricio Rua
UFC 113 - Josh Koscheck vs. Paul Daley (Also how to get fired from UFC)
UFC 113 - Patrick Cote vs. Alan Belcher
In case you didn't stay after the credits on Iron Man 2
Holy Pedo Game Show Host!
The best player on The Price Is Right!
Autotuned wolves
Helmet cam of dumbass bike rider. (He got smoked)
Microsoft Office Car Alarm Prank
Cock tease.
Sex in a storage room.
Joke
One day in a nursing home, old Mr. Smith goes up to a candy striper and says, "My penis died."
Deciding to humor him, the girl says "Oh, poor baby. I'm sorry to hear that."
Two days later the girl is making her rounds and sees Mr. Smith wandering the halls with his frank and beans hanging out.
"Mr. Smith!" she cries. "I thought you said your penis had died!"
"It did. Today's the viewing."
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GF's tits.
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Sexy girls.
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Sexcorcism
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Breast FTW.
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Talking Pussy.
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Sausage King!
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New ipod touch.
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Naked cam girls.
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Facebook of sex.
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WALK ON WATER!!!
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Say No to Bouncers.
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Awkward boners.. haha
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Escape from hell game.
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Blumpkins Really Do Exist.
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Betty White?s Muffin on SNL
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Mr.T ? Treat Your Mother Right.
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How 4Chan Hacked the TIME 100.
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These t-shirts will make you laugh.
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Indian lady trying to sing "We Will Rock You"
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Guy washes his hands in pee pee. (On accident)
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Man Plays Wii, Bites Mother Then Goes On "Rampage"
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MMA Fighter flips out on EA Sports MMA programmers.
» needle dick posted on 05/07/10 by
Opie
I think he's pissed
Cat attacks Babysitter
He forget the cameras were still rolling.
White Women's Workout
Google Chrome speed test
He-Man and Skeletor Presumed Dead
Get out of there! (Montage)
World of Whorecraft
Bus runs over a guy.
This bitch is crazy.. but has a nice rack.
Joke
A man with a winking problem applies for a position as a traveling salesman and goes in for an interview.
"Looking at your résumé, I can see that you're more than qualified," says the interviewer. "Unfortunately, we can't have our sales reps constantly winking at customers, so we can't hire you."
"But wait," says the man. "If I take two aspirin, I stop winking."
"Then show me," replies the interviewer.
So the guy reaches into his pants pocket and pulls out a pile of condoms in all different shapes, sizes, and colors before finally finding a packet of aspirin. He pops the pills and immediately stops winking.
"It's great you stopped winking," says the interviewer, "but we can't have our salesmen womanizing all over the country."
"What do you mean?" asks the man. "I'm happily married."
"How do you explain all the condoms?" asks the interviewer.
"Oh, that," sighs the man. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"
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Teen anal.
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Oral Sex: 101
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Orgasm faces.
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Hot girlfriends.
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Super 8 trailer.
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Cool puzzle game.
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Chat with whores.
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Paul Rudds Computer.
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Get laid this weekend.
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Chick Gets Bit By Snake.
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You Can't Trust Science!
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Hey Need A Hand With That.
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Some bad local commercials.
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Justin Bieber is a fucking idiot.
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Top 10: Dysfunctional Families.
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It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer.
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Sniper Kills Qaeda from 1.5 Miles Away.
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Video of SWAT Raid on Missouri Family.
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Chuck Norris Destroyed the Periodic Table
» papa smut posted on 05/05/10 by
Opie
W.O.W
Nun with a huge rack.
I haz a headache.
So she's getting raped by a ghost? Hmm.
The Red Carpet Of Hot Babes
Joke
Three men arrive in heaven all around the same time. St. Peter sees the three men and proceeds to explain to them that Heaven is becoming very full, and they can only allow 1 out of every 3 people into heaven. So to choose which guy out of three that gets into heaven, St. Peter decides to let the person who had the worst death in. Peter takes the first guy aside and he begins to tell his story:
"Well Peter I had been having a very rough week. I have been suspecting that my wife has been cheating on me for a long time, so one day I left work early to catch her in the act. When I got home, sure enough there was my wife in bed naked, but the bastard wasn't in bed with her. I searched the entire house when I finally found the prick dangling outside my back balcony. I lived on the 8th story, so I started stomping the guys fingers trying to get him to fall off, but the asshole wouldn't fall. I went back into my room and got a hammer and smashed his fingers again. finally the guy fell off and landed in a big pile of bushes, but the bastard was still alive! I went and unplugged my refrigerator, threw it off the balcony, and finally killed the guy. After that though I felt so bad that I went into the back room and shot myself."
St. Peter agrees that this is definitely an unfortunate way to die, but goes on to the second guy;
"Well Peter, I had just bought this book on Yoga and decided to give it a try. I went back home to my tenth story apartment and preceded to try this new book, when I lost my balance and fell out the window. Luckily I grabbed onto a balcony two stories down, when out of nowhere some guy starts stomping on my fingers! Thank God i held on, and when he left I tried to pull myself up, but then he comes out with a hammer and breaks my hands! I couldn't hold on any longer and fell 8 stories down. Luckily there were bushes to break my fall and I only had broken bones and was lucky to be alive. the last thing i remember however is a giant refrigerator landing on me and killing me."
Once again St. Peter agrees that this is a horrible way to die, yet he goes onto the third guy:
"Alright Peter picture this. You're bare ass naked inside of a refrigerator..."
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Nice ass.
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Free porn.
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British Teen.
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Bug War game.
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Very nice rack.
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Facebook of sex.
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$6.99 funny shirts!
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The American Trailer.
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Top 10: Mother's Day Gifts
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The Secret Mission of the Terminator.
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I guess we should steal copy machines.
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Chinese Uses Porn Poster to Advertise Pirates of the Caribbean Ride.
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Playstation 3 Xbox 360 and Wii - Get yours for cheap - Coupon Entensity.
» now now brown cow posted on 05/03/10 by
Opie
The archives will be up today.
My Heart Will Go On - Recorder Version... haha
She said jizzum.
Haven't seen a good Ghost Ride video until now.
Seal steals fisherman's fish.
He's good.
Deputy suspended for slapping inmate in head.
Girl Fight.
Naked Wrestling orgy.
Joke (Classic)
HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid-term, and an actual answer turned in by a student.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... ....leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.
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Hot girls.
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Find sex.
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Ex-GF video!
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Boob Short Film.
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Piranha 3D Trailer.
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Chat with whores!
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HACKING IS EASY!!!
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Get your iPad here first.
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Hot chicks selling burgers.
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Funny moments in boxing.
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Race against other people.
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Get Her To Have Dirty Sex
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Severina Vuckovic Sex Tape.
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Ironing Man. (Iron Man spoof)
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Even Jocks Premature Ejaculate.
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Hangover Baby $5 OFF "ENTENSIT"
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So now tards can get a black belt?
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These t-shirts are worth every penny.
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Call of Duty: Black Ops Teaser Trailer.
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The Comedian In Chief: Barack Obama.
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Check out this awesome Snoop Dogg remix (and vote!)
