Old Man Clemens hates shit! posted on 05/30/12 by
Opie
W.O.W
This teen chick is fine as fuck!
I WANNA GO SWIMMING!
The nicest ass ever getting fucked!
DAMN! This is one multi talented little slut.
I love homemade porn.
WTF just came out of her ass!?
Hooooly shit!
Joke
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a beautiful young woman about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity either, so he asked...
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a parting kiss?"
So she does... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had! How about another?"
The second kiss was even hotter and more sensuous.
"Mmmmm - that was some turn-on kiss" the biker says.
"You know, ....you have a real talent there that you would be wasting. You could have any guy you wanted and be very happy. Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
The authorities think she may have been pushed.
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Careful he bite. (GIF)
Donald Duck gives 0 fucks. (GIF)
Nice spelling.
Where did this Ninja come from? (GIF)
I love magic! (GIF)
IT'S A ME! POLIO!
That's racist. (GIF)
Why hire two actors right?
This guy is clearly a Boss.
I can predict the future in this pic.
STOP TEAM FLASHING!
WHITE POWER!
I was wrong.
Gay as fuck.
Sexy and she knows it. (GIF)
Hot, then hot + da fuq? haha (Both GIFS)
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Fuckbook!
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Wild Anna!
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DAT BASS!
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Prometheus!
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Shit Happens!
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I love surfing..
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Breast Grabbing.
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Light Saber Bong.
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Missing link found?
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Check these girls out.
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Now this is a true KO!
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If you love The Avengers..
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Fake Treasure Chest Prank.
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These are all made of wood.
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Somebody watching you pee?
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Perfect Strangers game. haha
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
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101 of the Sexiest Cosplay Babes!
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Make your own Roller Coaster (Game)
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You're vs. Your. He's fast, He's Good.
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Sexy babe with glasses getting fucked!
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Jiminy Glick Interviews "Ronald McDonald".
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Doggy style sex with hot secretary at the office.
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The Hottest Aliens in SciFi (As Chosen by Fanboys)
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Sex Machine Makes Sweet, Sweet Love to Nicole Graves!
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Russian Nazis Brutally Stab A Random Man On The Subway.
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That's one way to star in your very own porn video. haha!!!
Goddamn Joe Rogan posted on 05/28/12 by
Opie
UFC 146: Junior dos Santos VS Frank Mir
UFC 146: Cain Velasquez VS Antonio Silva (BLOOD BATH!)
UFC 146: Roy Nelson VS Dave Herman
UFC 146: Stefan Struve VS Lavar Johnson
UFC 146: Stipe Miocic VS Shane del Rosario
Tupac strikes again!
Yeah plastic chairs aren't meant for Big Mikes.
Sea Lion attacks Kayaker!
Sexy as hell!
She takes care of her BF!
This webcam chick has the perfect body!
Time for your music lesson!
GOOD GOD!
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Tonight.
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FUCKBOOK!
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Go Topless Day!
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Come onnn tittie!
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Monday Pic Dump.
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Teen pussy popped!
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Really cool BMX trick.
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Live Lip-Dub Proposal.
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Need some clean pee?
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Fun underwater game.
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Our Story In 2 Minutes.
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Joe Rogan's take on Weed.
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This Voice-over is hilarious.
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A reason to go to the pool.
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She Fucks Moolionairs haha.
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18 Wedding Fails and One Win.
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Chat with the smokin' cam girls!
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THEIR ON A BOAT... and fucking.
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Best Jerry Springer moment EVER!
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Game of Thrones Intro Sing-A-Long.
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Hey man let's bang my GF real quick.
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Laugh your ass off with these funny pictures.
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Shameless girlfriend gives free show in public!
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Dude can;t stay hard while banging this hottie.
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Fla. officer shoots, kills naked attacker chewing man's face.. ZOMBIES!
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Your day is about to get butt-fucked on one of the most addictive sites..
UFC this weekend! posted on 05/25/12 by
Opie
TETRIS - Official Trailer! haha
This would be the best Prom ever!
Soccer trick shot compilation by Remi Gaillard
I knew Storage Wars was rigged.
BRB, Going to jump out of an airplane without a parachute!
The husband must have came home early.
Office Space dude does Keyboard Cat.
Arm wrestling -Arm Break!
Bulldog got skills!
Cat Vs Mirror. Stupid cat.
This is not how Steve Irwin would do it.
STAPLES Center Conversion - L.A. KINGS to LAKERS to CLIPPERS
Helicopter Crash!
Shark takes their swordfish.
MILF with a perfect ass!
It's Anal Bead Time!
Damn she knows how to ride a dick!
BUSTED! Look what I caught my step sister doing!
Smokin' hot blonde gets fucked!
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Fuckbook!
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Sex Guide.
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80s T-Shirts
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Drunk Celebs.
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Swamp Game.
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Suicide Forest.
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Need to get a job?
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Now this is an ass!
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I love natural titties.
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FAP FAP FAP to Camgirls.
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Darth Vader Robs Ohio Bank.
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Saying Goodbye to House MD.
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Bongs shouldn't look this crazy.
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Busty Czech Teen gets jizzed on!
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The Great Gatsby - Official Trailer.
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Russian teen with a nice bubble butt!
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He will protect his Virginity at all cost!
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Which Celebs Would You Have Sex With?
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UPS driver accused of being 'Peeping Tom'
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Black Widow cosplay, close enough.. haha
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Soccer team lets player's 5 year old son play.
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Tyler Perry's Madea's Witness Protection! Trailer.
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Sacha Baron Cohen gives a rare interview as himself.
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Marvel Comics creates superhero in honor of NH boy.
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Kid continuously breaks his nose to claim Police Brutality.
Damn it Jim! posted on 05/23/12 by
Opie
W.O.W
Fine as fuck!
Fucked via webcam!
Blonde with sexy ass legs!
Unforgettable Teen Girl!
What kind of drugs is this guy on!? haha
Amateur porn is the best!
I have watched this 10 times already.. one of the best..
Joke
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."
The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
"Or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
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That's BS!
Lesbians!
Guy didn't know of his Boss Status. (GIF)
Must be an old dog.
Hey Satan!
Clever.
Sweep that leg!
Oh that guy!
Pedobear at it again.
Drunk white girls at 10 o'clock.
I like Whor better.
Will she do anal already? (GIF)
I watched this one too long. (GIF)
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Zombies!
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FUCKBOOK
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She's Trashed.
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"I so Pale" Fail.
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Perverted Shirts
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Smashing Up Vinyl.
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Need some clean pee?
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This is true about girls.
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PSA on condoms. haha
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I want a levitating bed.
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Big tits and a perfect ass!
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The hottest cam girls ever!
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Stars and their stunt doubles.
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All these naked chicks are hot.
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This crash could have ended bad.
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White Kid Goes Black Face To Portray MLK.
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Barbie and Ken: Not So Happily Ever After.
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Kenda Perez One of MMA's Sexiest Females.
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Guy films his young wife being fucked by a friend.
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Good cover of "Sexy and I know it" He's fat though.
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The main goal is to collect 4 keys, to open 4 doors!
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Wife catches him cheating, so he beats her brains in.
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Marijuana found floating off OC said to be worth $4 million.
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Dude comes home to fuck his hot blonde girlfriend, and to cream in her eye.
y'all know me, still same o g posted on 05/21/12 by
Opie
Nic Cage is The Star of Everything! (This is hilarious!)
Hey lets put our kid in the washing machine!
If you try to kiss Will Smith, get ready to get slapped.
Diablo 3 RAGE!!!
Is she saying Coke or Cock?
Don't say "Fucking Travel" around your daughter.
Look at that dog ride a bike!
Rocky has a farting problem.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Jeopardy Fail!
Nice shot man.
Slacklining FAIL!
Dude hides under sand to catch StevenSeagull.
Luckiest guy in the world!
Brianna Frost is still fine as fuck!
Good Fap material.
Very sexy Redhead give great head.
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F..k
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Fuckbook!
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Cube game.
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Fiona Freeze.
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Lacrosse T-shirts
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Monday Pic Dump.
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Haters gonna hate.
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Blink If You Want Me.
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Good lawd at dat ass!
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Chat with naked bitches!
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Lamborghini Show Off Fail!
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Somebody watching you pee?
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Stop the attacking creatures!
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Awkward moment at soccer practice.
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40 lb Barracuda Jumps Into Fishing Boat!
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Take $5 off on Entensity code "ENTENSIT"
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Thug beats pregnant girl in broad daylight.
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Liquid-Plumr Double Impact Commercial haha.
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Ella Milano fucked on a massage table. (So Hot)
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Can you handle the wisdom of the Name Genie?
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Kyrie Irving dresses as an old man and plays BB.
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Drunk teen loses virginity on the toilet at a party.
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Man Protests Restaurant's All-You-Can-Eat Policy.
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Will Smith and Gary Barlow Do 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' Rap.
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Half-naked woman in hot pink duct tape attacks, injures 3 cops.
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Man who fathered 30 kids says he needs a break on child support.
The pen is blue! posted on 05/18/12 by
Opie
Waking up a kid with Nirvana. Kid is bad ass.
Clearly this dog is saying "HURRY THE FUCK UP!" hahaha
What if The Avengers and X-Men had a cartoon in the style of Ren & Stimpy?
Dumbass.
Dog has perfect pitch.
Rap song in 11 different accents.
Surprise Marriage Proposal.
This Eagle is part duck.
Opening a beer with a Chainsaw!
Ump making bad calls makes player go crazy.
This blonde chick is fine as fuck!
HOLY FUCK at her body!
MILF goes to town on her pussy with her favorite dildo.
One classy slut!
She has a nice bubble butt too.
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Sex.
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Fuckbook!
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Porn Shirts!
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Nice booty!
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Poor T-Rex.
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Take a look!
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The real Ted.
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Scumbag Larry.
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Bashful Brittany.
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Epic Parenting Fail!
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Really cool box art.
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WE GOT A SQUIRTER!
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Mia has a perfect ass!
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Sneaky Getaway Dog.
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Man Vs Metro. (Parody)
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Google Drive is awesome!
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Heard of the Whizzinator?
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So Facebook is Public now.
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Check out these Cam Girls!
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Girl Make-out Photobombers.
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Life of David Gale came true.
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This is how you make a toast.
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Yearbook photos (Expectation vs Reality)
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Anal sex is just a little too painful for this girl.
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If you bought Skechers Shape-Ups, get a refund.
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Which Brands Do These Company Mascots Belong To?
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Restore peace on the streets by ramming the evil vehicles!
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Only posting because this actually helped my Carpal Tunnel.
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Pills filled with powdered human baby flesh discovered by customs in South Korea.