I can't seem to find my penis today. posted on 06/29/04
by
Opie
Quick post today.
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Nice
hair.
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l33t server.
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How to be l33t.
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SPIDERMAN!!!!!!
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Rated C Crip Only.
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Haha
it says bonar.
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Come
onnnn tittie 2.
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There
should be sound.
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OR just a fat
ass baby.
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Is
this a gay site or what?
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Does
this make you laugh?
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Specifically
check out the 2nd vid.
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Is
this little guy five or something?
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Cool
Maze game. Figure it out fool.
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People on the internet
stupid? Get out.
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I guess I'll re-post this you
fruit loops.
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7
shiny pennies says that AOL really sold it.
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Girls
here give birth to all types or objects and fruits.
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Another type
of thing for you girls, to tee tee standing up.
Archives will up tonight (the 1st) also new stuff to wank off too.
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Billy goats jump rope posted on 06/28/04 by
Opie
Wow, bad luck.
You may remember the vid, but not with this little edit.
#1 hot girl.. #2 wet.
This white dude gets knocked out.
Hi, I'm Muslim and I like to play the pretend game.
Not so funny story: (I still laughed for some reason)
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road...
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
(In the paper the next day):
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people
were on it, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke,
but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him
& felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live
even though it meant that he would die.
Mo' shit bitch!
Great ad on the right. (Goes great with the story)
Wait a second..
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG yeah.
Here kitty kitty kitty.
Grandma is a great speller.
Now something else besides that ocean water.
Wrong.
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I
dunno.
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She's hot.
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New Tetris?
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It says cock.
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Meghan sucks.
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Only
in Africa...
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Leet train!
haha
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How
cool is this?
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Spiderman
India.
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Very
cool art work.
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Dodgeball!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dirty Downloads.
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Come onnnnnn tittie.
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Shaokhan and William!
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This looks so fun. Sike.
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I smell bullshit.. Smell it?
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Oh
noes! DILFS. (G.A.Y)
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Vintage
Ads from Ebony.
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I
eat porn for breakfast.
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Good god!
Big dankness!
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Go
Arnold! Kill them strays!
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Ha, Jews don't need
friends.
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Want
to be a cool hacker?!!!!!
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What
the hell.. He has to wangs..
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Another
naked joke of the week.
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Jesus
Christ, what a fucking idiot.
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Some
of you assholes will like this one.
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People
love to fuck with folks on THE INTERNET!
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Headline:
Nose picker dies, very bloody. Was Black.
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Why would
you does this to your wang? (Penis Alert)
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She
drinks blood? No wonder she looks like a beached whale.
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How to annoy people. I
can do much better on THE INTERNET!
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Apparently
MC Hammer went to one of those video place in the mall to make his latest video.
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The Internet is weird posted on 06/24/04 by
Opie
Ok, first stop asking for that Asian getting killed. If you want to see the video,
head over to
ogrish.com and
watch away.
Now laugh:
This guy is an asshole. I like him.
Q and A
Q: What flavor of juice (jew-ss) did Hitler hate the most?
A: Mango.
Q: What is Bruce Lee's favorite hotel?
A: Hyatt (hi yat!)
Q: What's Jackie Chans favorite food?
A: Who-pah (Whopper)
Q: What sound does the l33t train make?
A: w00t! w00t!
Q: How many cops does it take to push a black guy down the stairs?
A: None, he fell *wink*
Here's a screen cap of me in an episode of Ninja Turtles. (Yes, it's me.)
May be a re-post, but a good one
There is this black kid that goes to school and notices that the teachers treat
the white kids better than the black kids.
So he goes home and paints himself white and shows his dad. Hey dad look im white!
His dad kicks his ass, and says alright go show your mother.
Hey mom look im white! His mom beats the shit out of him then says go show your
gradma. Hey gradma look im white she beats his ass and sends him to his room.
About an hour later all the family comes to his room and says have you learned
anything from this?
The kid says yeah ive learned i have only been white for an hour and I already
hate three niggers.
Dumbass ebay sellers, Note the CC info (Here's
the ebay listing.)
I was learned good stuff from books like this.
Caught around that nasty time.
He needs his glasses back on.
Priceless.
Great couple.
Take your kid out of the room bitch.
This was written by a black guy in Texas:
When I born, I black,
When I grow up, I black,
When I go in sun, I black,
When I cold, I black,
When I scared, I black,
When I sick, I black,
and when I die, I still black.
You white folks....
When you born, you pink,
When you grow up, you white,
When you go in sun, you red,
When you cold, you blue,
When you scared, you yellow,
When you sick, you green,
When you bruised, you purple,
and when you die, you gray.
So who you callin' colored folk's ???
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Nigas?
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24
style.
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Hello
Kitty.
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CS players...
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I hate these
sites.
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Homemade
pussy.
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Tupperware porn.
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Funny
lookin' titties.
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Still
like those bears?
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Awwww
how.. funny.
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Don't scroll down homo.
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Goatse
girl. *Way NSFW*
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HAHA
just watch it. Poot.
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Topless
girls on the beach.
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Well it doesn't have clowns
on it.
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Trucker
hats are garbage, so hey!
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Hey
kids! Learn how to eat pussy.
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Watch TV from around the
around.
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Yet another
cool Yeti Sports game.
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Try to walk home. Oh you're
drunk.
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The
Umbilical Brothers. (Clip from Jay)
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I
can make cream come out of my penis.
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More
porn for you to shake your wang at.
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I
didn't watch it, because I'm really lazy.
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I
wonder how many of these there are?
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I
was cleaning a dish and I heard this crash!
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Some
stuff Saddam did. - Graphic (27 mbs)
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The
music alone will make you tap your foot.
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They blurred
the twat, but not the shit? Asians..
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Read
the shipping and payment part towards the bottom. Eh?
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I could
always tell how much is inside a keg by measuring my pee.
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Scat lovers. If you don't
know what it means DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK.
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I have an elbow fetish posted on 06/22/04 by
Opie
Q: What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?
A: Water (What Ta)
HAHAHA!
Silly Asians.
Time for more EX pictures:
Some are funny lookin' (Send hot
ones here)
A white guy is walking through the desert, he steps on a lamp, he picks it up
and rubs off the sand. Poof, out comes a black genie.
The genie says, "You get three wishes, but remember, whatever you wish for, da
brothers get double."
The white guy says, "I wish for a million dollars." The genie grants the wish,
and says, "Now all da brothers have two million."
The white guy, not the best with the ladies, says, "I want the hottest blond chick,
with the nicest body, and big tits. The genie grants the wish, and says, "Now
all da brothers have two womens."
The genie says, "One more wish white boy." By this time the white guy is getting
a little pissed. So he thinks for a moment and says to the genie, "I wish you
would beat me half to death!"
Plugs: (Help the site by going)
Singer.,
Porn
#1, and
Porn
#2
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Cool
looking fish.
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Dumbass
doctor alert!
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That
bitch isn't Indian.
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This
Asian is really cool.
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Let
the bodies hit the flo.
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Yeah
only a small problem.
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Ewww,
yuck, and man boobs.
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Not
sure why you would do this.
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Reminds
me of that Simpson episode.
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Finally
white will be back! (I'm kidding)
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The
RIAA needs to just roll over and die.
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Lynching
pictures.. of white people. Sike.
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If you look
close, you might see some boobs in here.
P.S. Be sure to read the updates over on the right.
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Lotion has an odd taste. posted on 06/21/04 by
Opie
Haha remember this?
Homemade flame thrower.
Play this a few times.
Sniper comin' at ya.
In my submit box:
"NO F-----JOKE
YOU PIECE OF SHIT
ALWAYS GOT SOMETHING ABOUT BLACK
PEOPLE, YOU WORSHIP THEIR SHIT
THATS WHY YOU ALWAY GOT SOME COMMENT
ABOUT BLACKS AND TRING TO GET A F--- TAN
YOU WEAK SONS OF B-----"
Alright man, --ck you too.. Nigge-.
Q and A
Q: What drink did Hitler hate?
A: Juice. (jew-ss)
Q: Why did so many black people die in vietnam?
A: Because whenever the Sergeant said "get down" they all got up and danced.
Q: What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A: Spit, swallow, and gargle,
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ass.
Q: How do you get black people to stop hanging around your yard?
A: Cut the rope.
Q: How is a black guy like a broken gun?
A: It doesn't work and you can't fire it.
Like jacking off in front of girls.
You can do it!
And I thought I was a church going guy.
Not the brightest star in the sky.
Tiny Tim.
Can't wait for this to come out.
Good aim.
Fun facts.
She must be in that new King Kong movie.
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666.
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Fat
Ho.
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Crack Man.
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Crazy Asians.
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Great
headline.
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I like
volleyball now.
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Excellent
web page.
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Go
to church bitch.
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Underpants
gnomes!
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Pants are deceiving.
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Free
porn and stuff.
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World's worst Waiter?
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What
a shocking idea.
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You
might be a ricer if..
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I can't wait!!! Not really.
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This site kind of scares me.
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Oh snap! That's
just lovely.
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Let's
just call it a giant rabbit.
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Jesus and little boys..
Uh oh.
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Not sure about this
fetish either.
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Plastic
surgery pictures. Boobies!
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Would
be funny if the card was fake.
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What
about one for just the gays too?
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I can look at
any sick thing except this.
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Ms. Spears is trying
to be as cool as J-Lo.
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About time they made a translator
for him.
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I
think he wanted his face washed. (NSFW)
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Exhibitionist..
There be some boobies here.
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Yeah..
Let's be sure to sign the guestbook.
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Haha..
Someone threw a lollipop in his eye.
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Another
reason to think those videos were real.
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Why
doesn't he tell someone that gives a shit.
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Cheat the Casinos..
Then get your toes busted.
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Fuck that, I'll drive
the 2 miles myself and pick it up.
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They
want their own state now.. (Watch the video)
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Here's
a thought: Feed your dog and he wont eat his own shit.
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PETA videos.
Grab some fried chicken, drink some milk, and watch away.
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My buddy.. Kid sister.. posted on 06/18/04 by
Opie
This is cool... Some graphic stuff
Paul Johnson Beheaded pictures. Story
here.
Common sense police says: When a caption says "beheaded", then it
must be graphic.
Uh oh at the EX More a comin'
From Sweden (I sense a new section)
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Lies.
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DJ Crikey.
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Dumb
ebay seller.
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This hurts my eyes.
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Very cool flash game.
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These guys are hardcore.
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Breast
Test.. Playboy style.
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That's
giving some good head.
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Can any of you French guys
confirm this?
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What's
with all this porn on Entensity lately?
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FIGHT!!
I think from one of those Big Brother shows.
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More
pictures of cutting.. They could start a club.
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What
are they doing here? Oh.. Who doesn't belong?
Plug: Be
cool and visit one of the sponsers here. Hint: There be porn at this one.
Got some stuff for you next week (sections), reason for the shithole post.
153 comments
Pussy posted on 06/17/04 by
Opie
Q: How do you fit 4 gay guys on a barstool?
A: Flip it over.
Q: What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A: The golfer goes *Whack* "Damn it" - The skydiver goes "Damn it" *Whack*
Give a her box cutter for a birthday.
E.T phone home.
She loves the cock.
Heard about this on Bob and Tom, then someone reminded me, so here.
Big Ass Tittas.
People don't like their ex. Send yours here.
(Must be at least 18)
Good idea.
This family is happy that their house pulled up.
OR Masturbation.
Log #1
[Eticam] I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in
sperm
[Eticam] And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
[Eticam] When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey
ass
[Eticam] Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of
your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
[Eticam] The girl started crying and left class ^^
Log #2
[mage] what should I give sister for unzipping?
[Kevyn] Um. Ten bucks?
[mage] no I mean like, WinZip?
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Ass team.
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Weak bastards.
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I
like her photos.
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What
the fuck...
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Scissors are
fun.
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Real
or fake smiles?
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1337 site be here.
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I
twirl pens for fun.
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What the hell
is this.
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Another
Group X flash.
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What
are you doing? ha
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Do what
it says dummy.
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Tribute
to Ronald Reagan.
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Find a speed trap near you.
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Pretty cool.. Drawing
in flash.
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A game that will piss
you off.
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I popped a boner to this
porn.
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Damn.
I think I'm pregnant now.
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I'm a lava lamp repair
man!!!!!!!
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I
hate tampons. Those fuckers hurt.
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Brown
Recluse spider bite on the leg.
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Wow
that's some useless information.
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Those
silly Asians and their cartoons.
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Those
4 year olds are crazy now days.
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One
of those games to keep you busy.
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You need some help if you
get off to this.
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A
FUCKING FOUL BALL - MOVEEEEEEEE!!!..
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When he
sets his hand on fire is the funniest.
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This
would be OK if these girls were on say X.
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Damn that chick is hot
(the video).. Oh wait a sec...
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Check
out these hot girls on webcam, absolutely free.
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Nigger free hosting?
I can't sign up because I'm white.
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Here's
another one of those cool games. Golf this time.
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I
sold my cash and prizes to a homeless girl for 3 nickels..
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Want one of those
gmail accounts? I personally think they're shit.
I think I fixed the slow image loading problem and I will have time to do site
section work this week. (Archives too)
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