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I don't believe in posted on 06/28/06 by Opie

Notes (7/1/06) There will be post on Monday and Tuesday again this week and none Friday. I've been moving into a new house and fucking Cox can't come out until Friday so I'm updating from my old house.

Then next week the updates will become normal and THEN within a few months you'll see more frequent updates. So stay tuned, it's going to get much better.

P.S. I've been so busy with moving I haven't even had time jack off.

I'll also have the archives caught up.


More naked girls

German Big Brother looks like a good show.

Watch the dog.

Q and A

Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?
A: They're hiring.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a Mormon?
A: A basement full of stolen groceries.

Q: Why doesn't Kurt Cobain ever drive?
A: Cause he'd rather just ride shotgun.

Q: What's sicker than a pile of dead babies?
A: The one alive in the middle chewing it's way out.

Q: How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
A: Pick him up and suck on his cock!

Q. Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
A. It changes their blood type.

Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q: What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
A: About three inches.

Q: What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A: A speech impediment.

Q: How do you know if a black guy is well hung?
A: Make sure theres no space is in between the rope and his neck!

- FFL -

- Nude girls.
- Hot blonde.
- 3D Frogger.
- Belly dancer.
- Some cool art.
- What the fuck?
- The Porn Factor.
- 50 worst games.
- "Hidden" camera.
- Poor MC Hammer.
- The sex talk lady.
- Hello, I'm a whore.
- He looks ashamed.
- Urban gymnastics.
- Jackass number 2.
- Baby-Oil rub down.
- The Stern tickle chair.
- This guy wants his Dad.
- Blonde and has big tits.
- The Paris Hilton video...
- Hot chick in the shower.
- Rock Paper Scissors final.
- New Superman Returns clip.
- Stern on Letterman in 1984.
- Possibly the best game ever.
- Britney almost naked and pregnant.
- Impress me by doing an automatic.
- Make your phone number private. Hmm..
- How to get back at a cheating boyfriend.
- I like this game when you pick the players.
- Trailer for the new Will Ferrell movie. (Funny as hell)

Yay for Monday.... posted on 06/26/06 by Opie

Snakes on a Plane auditions.

I always wondered...

Don't try that....

Why you shouldn't run red lights.

A shit load of sparklers.

Don't think.


A black man and his son are on an airplane going across the ocean when they hear the captain's voice coming over the speakers.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid I have some bad news. One of our engines has gone out. We still have 3 working fine, but in order to make it across the ocean, we will have to dump all the luggage.

It will be picked up by boats and returned to the airport where you can pick it up. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Well, then about 15 minutes later, the captain comes on again. "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid I have some more bad news.

We just lost another engine. Since we already dumped the luggage, we will now have to drop people.

You will be given floating devices and will be picked up immediately by a boat and taken safely to shore.

To be fair, we will do this in alphabetical order. 'A' is for African American. All African Americans, please raise your hands.

Well, hearing! this, the little black boy started to raise his hand. His father pushed his hand down and said, "No son, keep it down!"

When no one raised their hands, the captain said, "Okay, fine, let's move on to the letter 'B'. 'B' is for black. All blacks, raise your hands."

Again, the little black boy starts to raise his hand, and his father stops him again.

The captain comes on once more, and says, "Well then, I guess we'll move on to 'C'. 'C' is for Colored. All colored people, raise your hands." The little black boy starts to raise his hand, and his father pushes it down and tells him no.

"But dad!" he says, "We are African American, we are black, and we are also called colored. Why won't you let me raise my hand?" His father says, "No son, today, we is Niggers. Those Mexicans are going before us!"


Not real.



Suppose to be all red.


I liked that show.


That's pretty.

- FFL -

- Hello titties.
- Battle game.
- Very hot girl.
- Pornalike Quiz.
- Orgies are fun.
- Excellent name.
- A 10 year boner.
- Food with titties.
- Flintstones house.
- Jack Bauer mission!
- Saw in 60 seconds.
- Kate in the shower.
- Shopping can be fun.
- Victoria Secret: SEXY
- Centipede eats a bat.
- Monkey sex... kind of.
- This sure is fun, right?
- The gang bang champ.
- Not buying a Dell laptop.
- Random INTERNET stuff.
- Birds are hitting acid now.
- Holy shit! Look at his legs.
- Somebody sure is talented.
- A cool soccer/pinball game.
- Video games for one dollar!
- I bet Elvis got a lot of head.
- Oh shit son - This is my jam.
- Arresting short bus riders now?
- Get yourself some funny shirts.
- Isn't this an infomercial in text?
- This game goes to goddamn fast.
- Tom Brady, a dead guy, and beer.
- These type of games entertain me.
- Hermaphrodite dolls... Way to go Russia.
- Game is pretty hard, not sure about the toilets.
- Bird that can mimic cameras, chainsaws, and more crazy stuff.

yo yo yo posted on 06/23/06 by Opie

Robin Williams on Who's Line is it anyway.

You don't hit women.

Joke posted before

A married man went into the confessional and said
to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."

The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"

The man said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed
together, but then I stopped." The priest said,
"Rubbing together is the same as putting it in".

You're not to see that woman again. For
your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the
poor box."

The man left the confessional, said his prayers,
and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a
moment and then started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him
saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the
poor box!"

The man? replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on
the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in."

- FFL -

- Hello tittie.
- Porn search.
- Soccer babe.
- Brotherly Love
- Hottie heaven.
- Haha, check it.
- Fuck that dildo!
- Cum on her tits.
- More funny cats.
- The ship is sinking.
- Jackass number 2.
- Amateur sex is fun.
- This story is bullshit.
- That's not a wheelie.
- Kate Beckinsale is hot.
- Cool box out of money.
- You know this shit hurt.
- Pamela Anderson on ET.
- Unaired Family Guy pilot.
- What the fuck is this shit.
- Some amateur vids for ya.
- You'll say "What the hell?".
- Southpark and the word cunt.
- Should've broken his dumb neck.
- She is squirting in her own mouth.
- What happened to "Cover your eyes".
- Call me crazy but vibrate would work too.
- These girls have their uniforms PAINTED on.
- Since when does AOL have American employees?

Note: Until August SOME post will be shorter than others.

W.O.W posted on 06/21/06 by Opie

Just W.O.W today!

Masturbating champion posted on 06/19/06 by Opie

Funny street magic. (The end is great)

Drunk idiot.

Drifting isn't that fun.

Watch out for the bird.

You'll like this animation.

Joke (Posted?)

Highschool Guy 1: You know my son? I'm so proud of him 'cause he was so successful. He became so rich that he gave one of his best friends a 2-million dollar Mansion for free!

Highschool Guy 2: Really? My son's made me proud too. He's become so rich from acting and gave his closest friend 2 free Hummer H2's.

Highschool Guy 3: Even my son got rich. He won the 8 million-dollar Lotto and he bought his friend a private yacht and jet.

The fourth Highschool Guy comes back from the bathroom and overhears them talking about their sons. So he began to tell them about his son.

Highschool Guy 4: Yeah, well, my son hasn't been as successful like your sons have. He's gay and works at a gay stripping joint for a living.

Highschool Guy 1: What a shame.

Highschool Guy 4: No, not really. He lives in a 2-million dollar mansion, owns his own jet and yacht, and owns 2 Hummer H2's which were all given to him by 3 of his Ex-boyfriends.



Yeah! You Mexicans.

It was bloody though...

Yes, I know.

Watch out Hugh Jackman.

- FFL -

- The gas girl.
- A jet Beetle.
- Mating Ritual.
- Fuck your PC.
- Tits and more..
- USB teddy bear!
- Pathetic faggot.
- More funny cats.
- Great tits on her.
- I rode the short bus.
- Soccer can be sexy.
- Mouse trap and nuts.
- 5 aces. That's crazy.
- A bunch of fun facts.
- Chriss Angel is the shit.
- Some bad bike crashes.
- Golf game will piss you off.
- This building looks like fun.
- Nunchucks are always fun.
- Homemade porno, with beer.
- Wow. She almost has 4 titties.
- Another Mortal Kombat movie.
- Jet Lis Fearless looks awesome.
- She cheated on her "boyfriend".
- Calling an eBay scammer's Mother.
- Cool video of people getting hurt.
- Well this dumbass deserved to die.
- Who doesn't like Spring Break girls?
- Here's all those "offensive" cartoons.
- Karate Kid getting his ass kicked. (He's bowed up too)

Watch The Wiggles on weed. posted on 06/16/06 by Opie

Chriss Angel is crazy! Tears her in half.

This guy is dumb.

Watch what happens.

I still hate cats.

Space shuttle carrying a satellite explodes.

I hate this fucking song.

Quick Joke

There is guy that walks into a catholic confessional. he says father I have sinned.

I am eighty years old and I have had sex with two beautiful young women and it was great. Oh yeah and I'm Jewish.

So the catholic priest asks: "What are you telling me for?" The guy replies: Hell I'm telling everybody!

- FFL -

- Don't gag.
- This is hot.
- Big ass titties.
- I love spandex.
- Naughty blondes.
- Kickboxing is fun.
- Murphy cat song.
- Big brother babes.
- Hoes before bros?
- Two people fucking.
- Sex is OFF the menu.
- Bush sings a U2 song.
- Best mouse pad ever.
- Drugs first, sex second.
- I wish I was at this party.
- Apparently she likes rock.
- I don't like girls that tease.
- Screech may lose his house.
- Some Spiderman 3 footage.
- Ghost or is he masturbating?
- This game gave me chill bumps.
- Would be cool if this wasn't fake.
- How fast can you type the ABCs?
- People are actually bidding on this.
- You guys remember Goldeneye (N64)?
- Google is going to take over the Internet.
- Homosexual necrophilia in the mallard duck.
- Webcam amateur. (Like the others are pros?)
- Larry the cable guy as young guy. (He's fake!)

Porn 101 posted on 06/14/06 by Opie

W.O.W has two girls, hooray.

Bonus clip: Best ass you'll see all week.


A man had great tickets for the World Cup Final. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the empty seat next to him.

"No," he says. "The seat is empty." This is incredible!" says the other man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"

"Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away.

This is the first World Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married in 1966 in London."

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral."

Couple quick images

Here's another!

I want some of these.

Everyone is together. (Lawyer in the middle)

Have fun.


Long titties alert.

- FFL -

- Whores.
- UK hottie.
- He's on fire!
- Porn for you!
- This is weird.
- Orgasmatron.
- Pussy massage.
- Hot CSI Miami ad.
- Dumb car, hot girl.
- Horny housewives.
- This dude has balls.
- Private movie movie.
- Kiera Knightley's Orgy.
- Sex at a college party.
- Thrillville looks like fun.
- Cookie monster is crazy.
- A lot of titties in this clip.
- What a nice pole they hit.
- Nice dress, now take it off.
- He doesn't deserve a penis.
- *Austin Powers JUDO KICK!*
- Diet coke, mentos, and music.
- Haha.. Bet on people's wedding.
- Chriss Angel can get all the girls.
- Lighting a snapping turtle on fire.
- A game where you're a bartender.
- Wack-Off in 5sec to this stripper.
- Mischa Barton and Heather Graham.
- If a meteor hit Earth, it would look like this.
- 27 minutes of Gay Niggers from Outerspace!


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