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good stuff :) posted on 06/30/08 by Opie

Fun Fact: Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Q and A

Q: What's the definition of cruelty?
A: Putting an Ethiopian in a round room and saying dinner's in the corner.

Q: What does a black and a tornado have in common?
A: It only takes one to ruin a good town.

Q: How many people on the island in Lost does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes 10 episodes

Q: Who's Soulja Boy's best friend?
A: Yoooooooouuu!!!!

Q: What's funnier than watching a dog chase it's tail?
A: Watching a paraplegic chase it's dreams.

VERY FUNNY Tech Support guy.

Apparently Koreans can't say "clock". (From Stern show)

This soccer guy is funny and good.

Fire sprinkler mess.


I guess they are starting young.

He barley made it.

I like how they laugh at him.


The topic of discussion at a women's liberation meeting was that everyone would go home and refuse to do 1 domestic task, forcing their husband to contribute. The results would be discussed at the next meeting.

At the next meeting the first women says: I went home and refused to cook, and the first day I didn't see anything, and the second day I didn't see anything, but on the 3rd day my husband broke down and made a wonderful dinner for the whole family.

The 2nd woman says: I went home and refused to do the wash, and on the first day I didn't see anything, and on the second day I didn't see anything, but on the 3rd day my husband broke down and not only did the wash but the ironing as well.

Then the third woman stands up and says: I went home and refused to do the shopping, and on the first day I didn't see anything, and on the second day I didn't see anything, but on the 3rd day I could finally see a little out of my left eye.


Holy shit.

He has a boner.

His eyes match his outfit.

Oh god haha.


True dat.


Or take him swimming.

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[ SFW ] - Teen killed via roller coaster.
[ SFW ] - Dog attempts to rape a soldier.
[ SFW ] - I'm going to eat Wendy's now.
[ SFW ] - Sex panther, it works every time.
[ SFW ] - These are rappers in wheelchairs.
[ SFW ] - SNATCH AND GRAB! (Silly negros)
[ SFW ] - Eagle Eye is going to be awesome.
[NSFW] - Well, at least they are big naturals.
[ SFW ] - The most bad ass badger in the world.
[ SFW ] - Make your own art and save that piece of shit.
[ SFW ] - In a tree for 18 months.. Bet they smell like crap.
[ SFW ] - About time Sony is coming out with a PS3 headset.
[ SFW ] - Wait a minute.. Hookers can't run track, only away with my money.

Bert raped Ernie posted on 06/27/08 by Opie

Usher + Robots = Awesome

Tim Mcgraw gets mad at a drunk fan.

That was close.

Traffic fun.

That's a huge bitch!

Looks like I'll be trying this out.


A priest, a minister and a rabbi find a sack of money.

The priest says "Draw a circle on the ground, throw the money up in the air, and whatever lands outside we give to charity and split the rest.

The minister says, "No, draw a circle on the ground, throw the money up in the air, and whatever lands INSIDE we give to charity and split the rest."

The rabbi says, "No, we draw a circle on the ground, throw the money up in the air, and whatever God wants, he keeps!"

Cookie was not amused.

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[ SFW ] - Another youtuber.
[ SFW ] - A robot lawnmower.
[NSFW] - I need a house sitter.
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[NSFW] - Porn Stars in your area.
[ SFW ] - Avril Lavignes is growing.
[ SFW ] - Let's ride horses to work.
[NSFW] - That's a lot of man juice.
[ SFW ] - There was a ninja sighting.
[ SFW ] - Is he training to be a ninja?
[ SFW ] - Rob a store with a palm tree.
[ SFW ] - Hippie with some nice boobs.
[ SFW ] - Another sexy girl playing Wii Fit.
[ SFW ] - How long where those pills up there?
[ SFW ] - More like a cow riding a horse.. RIGHT?
[ SFW ] - Why must youtube idiots make "shows"..?
[ SFW ] - This is the funniest game I've ever played.

DSLs - Dick suckin' lips posted on 06/25/08 by Opie


Yes, They are banging.

She's pretty hot.

Quick Joke

When I was young, I used to pray to God that the girl down the street have a crush on me, so I could make love to her.

As I got older and wiser, I realised God doesn't answer prayers like that. So I raped her, and prayed for forgiveness.

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[ SFW ] - Swimsuit boobs.
[NSFW] - Her body is nice.
[ SFW ] - Pickles in the bum?
[ SFW ] - Bad plastic surgery.
[ SFW ] - Pornstar or Popstar?
[NSFW] - I'd do yoga with her.
[NSFW] - Cigarettes and blow jobs.
[ SFW ] - Let's kick a concrete wall.
[ SFW ] - Knight Rider GPS.. Holy shit!
[ SFW ] - Mortal Kombat.. WTF? haha.
[ SFW ] - George Carlin: 7 Dirty Words.
[NSFW] - Hi butthole, nice to meet you.
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Chicks Kissing Scenes.
[NSFW] - Drunk sluts flashing their boobs.
[ SFW ] - The Mummy 3 trailer.. Looks eh.
[ SFW ] - Changing clothes in the subway.
[ SFW ] - I would hide stuff from her everyday.
[ SFW ] - Ice T Apologizes to that Soulja Boy dude.. Kinda.

big ole dick posted on 06/23/08 by Opie

Another clip with news bloopers.

Beware of the cart-wheel of death!

Scott Kalitta was killed in this crash.

I'm buying one of these.

Fly traps can eat frogs!

Hi, I'm dumb.

and I'm dumber.

Nice donuts.

Looks like strong wind. Yes, strong wind


During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.'

'What about you, Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.'

'And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

'I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.''

The teacher fainted


Big fail!

People are stupid.


I gotta boner...

We're sorry.

Uh..nice tat.

White trash.

Ugly lesbians.

Do you see the palm tree?

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[ SFW ] - Sexy in the shower.
[NSFW] - She has nice boobs.
[ SFW ] - 10 best local TV ads.
[NSFW] - Nice hardcore action.
[ SFW ] - Selling is life on eBay..
[ SFW ] - Hey! There's ice on Mars.
[ SFW ] - Religion is bullshit. (Carlin)
[ SFW ] - Before they were boob jobs.
[ SFW ] - "Frost man dies in house fire"
[ SFW ] - Office war with.. NERF GUNS!
[NSFW] - I love the tat on the lower back.
[ SFW ] - This damn game gets tough quick.
[ SFW ] - Students charged in laxative prank.
[ SFW ] - Mostly Drunk with a Chance of Horny.
[ SFW ] - Someone must have called her a nigger.
[ SFW ] - My Other Shirt Is At Your Mom's House.
[ SFW ] - 2 or 3 extra bars on your cell? I dunnooo.
[ SFW ] - I always wanted a bull penis walking cane!
[ SFW ] - Updated "Where the hell is Matt". Very cool.
[ SFW ] - Freeze that fucking poop! (I'm being serious)
[ SFW ] - It's like she's begging to be made fun oh. Do it!
[ SFW ] - What the fuck is this ching ching chonger doing?
[ SFW ] - Aftermath video of what Nick Hogan caused that kid.

Austin Massachusetts posted on 06/20/08 by Opie

Note: I'll get back to images next week.

Piranha Vs Ants

Another funny treadmill video.

Wait for it #1.

Wait for it #2.

Very sexy gallery.

Fun Facts

1. Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton.

2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.

3. The dot over the letter 'i' is called a 'tittle'.

4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller.

6. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

8. The 'spot' on 7 UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino.

9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily.

10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.

11. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog

12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.

13. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

14. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

15. Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as medicine.

16. Upper and lower case letters are named 'upper' and 'lower' because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the upper case' letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller, 'lower case' letters.

17. Leonardo Da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time, hence, multi-tasking was invented.)

18. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

19. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

20. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan; there was never a recorded Wendy before!

21. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and silver!

22. Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

23. A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

24. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original 'Halloween' was a Captain Kirk's mask painted white.

25. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar (good to know.)

26. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand (and you thought this list was completely useless.)

27. The phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

28. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was the Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.

29. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. It's the same with apples

30. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!

31. The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher..

32. Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

33. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a space suit damages it.

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[NSFW] - Banged via car.
[ SFW ] - Ump hit by pitch.
[NSFW] - Good doggy style.
[ SFW ] - Gummi Bear bath?
[ SFW ] - Dumb people sign.
[ SFW ] - Dude does Britney.
[ SFW ] - Pretty cool 3D game.
[ SFW ] - Hello sexy music video.
[ SFW ] - The movie quote guy.
[ SFW ] - That infamous callgirl.
[NSFW] - Fuck Buddies Available.
[NSFW] - I love drunk wild bitches.
[ SFW ] - The roots of breakdance.
[ SFW ] - The Invisible DVD Trailer.
[NSFW] - I think I threw up a little.
[ SFW ] - Yeah, they're silly all right.
[ SFW ] - Top 10 Jackie Chan Stunts.
[ SFW ] - 100 Simpsons impersonations.
[ SFW ] - Make an iPhone for under $1.
[ SFW ] - Guy builds his own roller coaster.
[ SFW ] - What doctor would prescribe this?
[ SFW ] - Google map car gets a speeding ticket.
[ SFW ] - Iron Man Spider-Man & The Hulk crossover.
[ SFW ] - The big list: Female teachers with students.
[ SFW ] - Bruno movie coming to theaters. (Ali G, Borat guy)
[ SFW ] - This dude has awesome keyboard skills. (Ugly fucker though)

porn class posted on 06/18/08 by Opie



A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane.

When the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.

A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?'

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[ SFW ] - A young Angelina Jolie.
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[ SFW ] - Energy Quiz. (I'm dumb)
[ SFW ] - Too bad this is censored.
[NSFW] - Naked girls on your desktop.
[ SFW ] - Jessica Alba staring contest.
[ SFW ] - 10 best after school specials.
[ SFW ] - Star Wars dance off. Seriously.
[ SFW ] - Those are scooby snacks all right.
[NSFW] - So, he's cooking his penis via grill.
[ SFW ] - Powerful computers 25 years ago.
[NSFW] - Vampire Peacock has a memorial now.
[ SFW ] - Fat people shouldn't dance. (Get her)
[ SFW ] - Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2008.
[ SFW ] - My name is Hercules. (haha fucking Arnold)
[ SFW ] - Um. I think he hurt that pretty girl. I hope he dies.

sweaty balls posted on 06/16/08 by Opie

Flying with the Blue Angels is tough.

Some classic Dave Chappelle!



Reporters have to take a lot of shit.

3 year old skater.

What the fuck?


While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, 'Obama is a 'post turtle'.

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what's a 'post turtle'?

The old rancher says, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top ,feet a'flailing in the air, that's a 'post turtle'.

'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there.'

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[ SFW ] - The Tony Danza Song.
[ SFW ] - McCain McCutie. Nice.
[ SFW ] - The Onion has a movie.
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[ SFW ] - Lemon stealing whores..
[NSFW] - Who doesn't like lesbians.
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[ SFW ] - Some kind of Russian fight.
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[ SFW ] - How to beat carnival games.
[NSFW] - Kidnapped and raped.. (Porn)
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[ SFW ] - We need this pic without a shirt.
[ SFW ] - Yeah right, no one had sex with you.
[NSFW] - Win a fight, bang the ring girl. I'm down.
[ SFW ] - Read how much she won.. Stupid Fox News.
[ SFW ] - MOOOOOOO. (P.S. Watch the other vids.. wtf?)


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