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� burppppppp posted on 06/14/10 by Opie

UFC 115: Liddell vs. Franklin

UFC 115: Mirko Cro Cop vs. Pat Barry

Kobe wipes snot on a reporter.

13 year old says cunt on live TV.

Lion gets killed by Cape Buffalo.

Kid getting hazed starts crying.

She eats stuff off her pussy.
Joke

One day the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a $500 bet on the side. "But," said the duffer, "since you're obviously much better than I am, to even it a bit you have to spot me two 'gotchas.'" The golf pro didn't know what a "gotcha" was, but he went along with it. And off they went.

Coming back to the 19th hole, the rest of the club members were amazed to see the golf pro paying the duffer $500. "What happened?" asked one of the members.

"Well," said the pro, "I was teeing up for the first hole, and as I brought the club down, the jerk stuck his hand up between my legs and grabbed my crotch while yelling 'Gotcha!' Have you ever tried to play 18 holes of golf waiting for the second 'gotcha'?"

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Steve Jobs and Bill Gates having a good time.

DAMN NIGGA!

Haha.

NOOOOOOOOOO!

Michael Jordan is Hitler.

Obama wants Arnold to take care of BP.

He should have done it this way.

You're suppose to eat it!
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[NSFW] - Best ass!
[NSFW] - Hot Blow J.
[ SFW ] - iPad Wedding.
[NSFW] - Hot cam girls.
[NSFW] - Hotel room sex.
[ SFW ] - Hot and wasted.
[NSFW] - Find a fuckbuddy.
[ SFW ] - Slut helps clean up.
[NSFW] - She rides him good.
[NSFW] - Evolution of the Boob!
[ SFW ] - Hot pics of Megan Fox.
[ SFW ] - Stickman Zombie game.
[NSFW] - A random act of kindness.
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Worst Pickup Lines.
[ SFW ] - Kilian Martin Is A Skate God.
[ SFW ] - Chuck Liddell's career is over.
[ SFW ] - Awesome soccer trick shots.
[ SFW ] - How to get a good parking spot.
[ SFW ] - These are actually pencil drawings.
[ SFW ] - No Country For Old Men: The Cartoon.
[ SFW ] - How to pull out a tooth with a rocket..

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� not the mama! posted on 06/11/10 by Opie

1008 lb squat doesn't work out.

True Iron Man!

Best dancing ever!

Jet Ski loading FAIL.

Working Lego Sniper Rifle.

The best Come On Down ever.

Don't forget your Meth Face!

WTF is this?

Who said wrestling is fake?

Saved By The Bell and There Will Be Blood
Joke

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and tests were done there were three finalists ? two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her."

The first man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent replies, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came outwith tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent replies, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair!"

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[NSFW] - Get laid.
[NSFW] - Teen sex.
[ SFW ] - War game.
[ SFW ] - Sex Q & A.
[NSFW] - Hot blonde.
[ SFW ] - Horny Teens.
[NSFW] - Porn webcams.
[ SFW ] - Yes to butt sex.
[ SFW ] - BP Spills Coffee.
[ SFW ] - Slayer Goes To Church.
[NSFW] - The Hottest Girlfriends.
[ SFW ] - The very best of Cops.
[NSFW] - Amateur couple in action.
[NSFW] - Dude put silicon in his penis.
[ SFW ] - A retard warns you about earthquakes.
[ SFW ] - Obama sings kick ass song. (Auto-tune)
[ SFW ] - Guy flips after GF deletes WoW Account.
[ SFW ] - iPhone 4 - Under $100 - Coupon SJOBS24
[ SFW ] - 13-year old Performs Home Abortion With Pencil.
[ SFW ] - Footage of the new Mortal Kombat movie. (HOLY SHIT!)
[ SFW ] - Salma Hayek completely loses her mind after seeing a snake.

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� H2O posted on 06/09/10 by Opie

W.O.W

What kind of stripper is this?

Holy tits!

This guy probably killed himself after this.
Joke

A man approaches a very well-endowed, beautiful woman in a supermarket.

"I've lost my girlfriend," he tells her. "Can you stand here and talk to me for a few minutes?"

"Sure, but I don't understand how that would help," she replies.

"Well, it seems like every time I talk to a woman with boobs like yours, my girlfriend appears out of nowhere."

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Funny WWE GIFS

Guy looking for concealed weapons and gets..

On the Batman soundtrack there's a message.

People are stupid.

Iron Woman!

What exactly is going on here?

Precious?

Oh that Obama!
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[NSFW] - Get a BJ.
[NSFW] - Facial FAIL.
[ SFW ] - KILL GNOMES!
[ SFW ] - A cat and a rat.
[ SFW ] - Teen Lapdance.
[NSFW] - Huge Teen Tits.
[NSFW] - Slutty Revenge.
[NSFW] - Homemade porno.
[NSFW] - Naughty cam girls.
[ SFW ] - Redneck Kung-Fu!
[ SFW ] - $6.99 funny shirts!
[ SFW ] - The best kind of ass.
[NSFW] - Hot Amateur Sex Tape.
[ SFW ] - Toys For Bad Girls and Boys.
[ SFW ] - A physics based flash game.
[ SFW ] - Glee: Best Brittany One-Liners.
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Reasons To Ride A Motorcycle
[NSFW] - The best amateur college cumdumpsters.
[ SFW ] - A Tiny Apartment Transforms into 24 Rooms.
[ SFW ] - Part 2 of that fan made Call of Duty video.
[ SFW ] - Obama wants to know whos ass to kick about BP.
[ SFW ] - Any girl that dresses up as a sexy TMNT is marriage material.
[ SFW ] - Chris Rock on Leno. (Look down on watch the Snooki clips too)

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� GET BACK MOTH.. posted on 06/07/10 by Opie

Tom Cruise and J Lo dance at the MTV Movie Awards

Cat Hiccups and Farts at the same time.

Kobe Bryant ignores Chris Rock

Stevie Starr doing his swallowing thing.

Pilot almost crashes in the river.

Watch out for that Guitar.

How not to shoot a shotgun.

Kid almost jumps pool.

"I'm going to kill myself via fire"

Nice pig tails.

Watch out for flying man juice.
Joke

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first Anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them: ?In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is That you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body.? For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.? Go ahead and do the same thing,? he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, ?The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my Middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.?

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[NSFW] - Live Sex.
[NSFW] - Teen Ass.
[NSFW] - Teen Babe.
[NSFW] - Biggest Tits.
[ SFW ] - Soccer Game.
[NSFW] - Meet hot girls.
[ SFW ] - Pole Dance Teens.
[ SFW ] - Top 10 Strongmen.
[NSFW] - Slutty Upskirt Video.
[ SFW ] - Step Brothers T-shirt!
[NSFW] - Very nice Ass Compilation.
[ SFW ] - Some of the coolest hotels.
[ SFW ] - WTF kind of cartoon is this?
[ SFW ] - Minor League Baseball Brawl.
[NSFW] - Cam girls that show their tits!
[ SFW ] - Banned Lane Bryant Lingerie Ad
[ SFW ] - 10 Most Amazing Extinct Animals.
[ SFW ] - Some of the mug shots are great.
[ SFW ] - Underwater base jumping. Bad ass!
[ SFW ] - Police arrest an Alligator. (Seriously)
[ SFW ] - Hey girls! Drink wine out of your bra.
[ SFW ] - World Cup Cantina.. (Watch it's awesome)
[ SFW ] - There's actually a Twilight Fan Cruise? Gay.
[ SFW ] - Awkward moment for Female News Reporter.
[ SFW ] - Porn Actor Stephen Clancy Hill Falls Off Cliff .

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� I miss tagboards posted on 06/04/10 by Opie

Someone give this man some pizza!

Video of spitting, which is funny for some reason.

Watch the drummer haha

The most awesome printer ever!

Damn she hit the ground hard.

Fat fuck.

Fight in subway turns into losing an arm.

Guy nails her tits to a board.

Stripping with a banana..?
Joke

A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed.

"What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

"The same kind of people that would name a rottweiler Jesus."

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[NSFW] - Teen EX-GF!
[NSFW] - Hot cam girls.
[ SFW ] - Is he for real?
[ SFW ] - Spot the Babe.
[ SFW ] - World Cup FTW!
[NSFW] - Facebook of sex.
[NSFW] - Peeping Tom FAIL.
[NSFW] - ASIAN couple fucking.
[ SFW ] - Roller Coaster Creator.
[ SFW ] - Amazing Power of Trees.
[NSFW] - Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape.
[ SFW ] - How To Avoid The Tollbooth.
[ SFW ] - More sad animals in oil pictures.
[ SFW ] - Watch 8 minutes of the A-Team.
[ SFW ] - Bad Mom strips in front of her kids.
[ SFW ] - Another fried chicken song.. Hmm.
[ SFW ] - $5 off shirts with code "ENTENSIT"
[ SFW ] - Sex and the Sin City Trailer Parody.
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Date Movies That Lead To Sex.
[NSFW] - So this is what a hermaphrodite looks like. Eww
[NSFW] - Amateur teenage cum dumpsters get fucked in a dorm.
[ SFW ] - Two girls doing something, The boobs made me have ADD.
[NSFW] - Nasty Blonde 18 year old neighbWHORE's first porn audition!
[ SFW ] - Get a free $20 AMAZON voucher for doing a 5 minute survey.
[ SFW ] - Miley Cyrus headed down the Britney path. Not a bad thing though.
[ SFW ] - "LAPD Unlawfully Detains Photographer" Cops should have kicked his ass.
[NSFW] - When Girls Cheat, Their Boyfriends Post Nudes. The Official Revenge Site.

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� rocky loves emily posted on 06/02/10 by Opie

W.O.W

Very weird. I hate fucking clowns.

How to get a girls number.

NO LEGS!
Joke

Everybody on Earth dies and goes to heaven. God greets them and says, "Men, make two lines: one for those who dominated their women and one for those who were whipped. All the women can go with St. Peter."

After about an hour, God returns to find 2.5 billion men standing in the whipped line and only one guy in the dominant line.

"You men should be ashamed of yourselves!" God cries. "I created you in my image, and all of you cowed down to women? Can any of you explain this?" No one dares says a word.

God then turns to the man standing alone and says, "Tell me, my son, how did you manage to be the only one on this line?"

"I don't know," the guy replies, shrugging. "My wife told me to stand here."

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