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� Everyone watch SUPER! posted on 06/15/11 by Opie

W.O.W

Lucky dude gets two hot chicks.

Homemade porn!

She likes it in both holes!

College sluts are the best!

Unexpected Anal!
Joke

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy birthday!", and possibly have a present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy birthday".

I thought... well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember. My kids ate breakfast and didn't say a word.

So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane said, "Good morning boss, happy birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go out to lunch, just you and me".

I said, "Thanks Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"

She said, "Let's go to my apartment".

After arriving at her apartment Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back".

"OK", I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake... followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".

And I just sat there...

On the couch...

Naked...

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Nice booty jiggle. (GIF)

You get a black eye every birthday!

Do your job woman!

Damn, it sure is.

Yeah fuck that escalator!

Pics or Lies!

Owned via plane.

Boss speakers.

How did that even happen? (GIF)

It's all balloons!

How'd he even get it in there?
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[ SFW ] - So Sexy!
[NSFW] - Fuckbook!
[ SFW ] - Honey Badger
[ SFW ] - Orgasm Donor
[ SFW ] - Battleship game!
[NSFW] - I love painted tits.
[NSFW] - Oil that ass down!!!
[ SFW ] - Hottest cowgirl ever.
[NSFW] - Chat with naked sluts!
[NSFW] - These tits are perfect!
[ SFW ] - This can't be real haha
[ SFW ] - Police sexual harassment.
[ SFW ] - Get Your Whizzinator Here.
[ SFW ] - Katy Perry?s Oral Nightmare.
[ SFW ] - Lion wants to eat that baby!
[ SFW ] - Cool pics of the last shuttle mission.
[NSFW] - The little mermaid gave me a blowjob!
[ SFW ] - The end of this commercial is this best.
[ SFW ] - Here's a retard rapping about her vagina.
[ SFW ] - Getting hit in the head may cause a boner.
[ SFW ] - The New Powers the FBI Just Granted Itself.
[ SFW ] - Montel Williams opens a medical weed shop.
[ SFW ] - This will be the strangest thing you'll see all day.
[ SFW ] - If this was real McDonald?s would lose 87% of it's staff.
[ SFW ] - New "EdgeWalk" attraction will make you pee your pants.
[NSFW] - Get access into pretty much any porn website for free, find out how.

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� Take the vowels out of Female posted on 06/13/11 by Opie

UFC 131 Junior dos Santos vs. Shane Carwin (Full Fight)

UFC 131 Sam Stout vs. Yves Edwards (Sick KO!)

Here's your ice cream sir. hahahhaha!!!!!!

Always ride in the bike lane!

Drunk man can't seem to use the stairs correctly.

The Boy with Tape on His Face (Funny Stand-Upish)

Dubstep Penguin.

Don't use the R-word harr der der.

Cop knocks a handcuffed girl's teeth out!

Good God!!!

ATV Porn! haha

I caught my step-sister after prom!
Joke

A member of Congress was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -- grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know shit?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

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[ SFW ] - Beer:30
[NSFW] - Fuckbook.
[NSFW] - Cam sluts!
[NSFW] - Big ass titties!
[ SFW ] - All Quiet Now.
[ SFW ] - Girls Gone Wild.
[ SFW ] - Building on Mars?
[ SFW ] - Wine glass music!
[ SFW ] - Bacon and boobs!
[ SFW ] - 40 Cool Optical Illusions.
[NSFW] - Super sexy teen massage!
[ SFW ] - Hammer + Nail + Ear = Pain
[ SFW ] - That's my foul ball LITTLE GIRL!
[NSFW] - Hot Teen Lost Her Treasure After All
[ SFW ] - Old people trying to talk a pic. Click?
[NSFW] - Teen and her MILF mom share a dick.
[ SFW ] - GET OFF MY LAWN! (Old white guy Vs Black kid)
[ SFW ] - Pay attention, This is how to work a stripper pole.
[ SFW ] - Let's mic up tennis players and laugh at their grunts.
[ SFW ] - I'LL CHOP A MOTHA FUCKIN TREE DOWN FO A BIKE SON.

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� Shut the Front Door! posted on 06/10/11 by Opie

Houdini Trick Gone Bad. (WAY BAD)

The Worst Playground Idea Ever

WTF is the kid trying to say?

Dildo Sport makes you WIN AT EVERYTHING!

Fat guy cries like a baby. Seriously.

You can't say that on TV!

The fat train is coming.

Damn this woman is a bitch. Meow.

Nothing better than a nice shit sprinkler.

Hunting dog owned via deer.

Smoking hot.

Slutty 19 year old!

I fucked my teen next door neighbor!

Nice view.
Joke

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.

Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."

Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."

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[NSFW] - Lesbians!
[NSFW] - Fuckbook!
[ SFW ] - Smoking fun.
[ SFW ] - Big ass titties!
[NSFW] - How To Get Laid.
[NSFW] - Nice natural rack!
[NSFW] - Lindsay Lohan Naked.
[NSFW] - Chat with hot cam girls.
[ SFW ] - George Lucas Strikes Back.
[NSFW] - Teen takes it in both holes!
[ SFW ] - Another awesome Zombie game.
[ SFW ] - The Most Offensive Shirts Ever.
[ SFW ] - Kanye West Monster video is sick!
[ SFW ] - eHarmony crazy cat lady video bio.
[ SFW ] - This is how you train a dog to play dead.
[ SFW ] - Miami Beach Memorial Day Shooting (Cops)
[ SFW ] - Korea's Got Talent.. Guy can sing very good!
[ SFW ] - Dad Sets Toddler on Fire with Special Effects.
[ SFW ] - Don't text in this theater or they will kick you out!
[ SFW ] - UK spies hack al-Qaida, replace bomb info with cupcake recipes.
[ SFW ] - Rangers kill an innocent and unarmed man in Karachi from point blank.

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� Abortions Tickle posted on 06/08/11 by Opie

W.O.W

Good stuff!

Naked Wrestling!!!!

I fucked my sister's best friend!

She loves the cock!

Don't hit this pornstar in the face!
Joke

A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said: "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

The girl nodded 'yes.' After all, what did she have to lose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a life-boat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the captain.

"What are you doing here?" the Captain asked.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "He's taking me to Europe, and he's screwing me."

"He sure is, lady," said the Captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."

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Haters Gonna Hate. (GIF)

Like A Boss!!!

Macho Man Vs Hamster. (GIF)

She doesn't want to sign that one.

I see what they did there.

Ryu is the ultimate badass.

Yeah it is the wife's job.

Very nice ass (GIF)

NAKED KEGSTAND! (GIF)

Hot.
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[NSFW] - Fuckbook.
[NSFW] - Hot wet babes.
[NSFW] - Very hot blonde.
[NSFW] - All Natural titties.
[ SFW ] - Do some STUNTS!
[ SFW ] - Bear and Deer=Beer
[NSFW] - Chat with naked ladies.
[NSFW] - Smoking hot Latina slut!
[ SFW ] - This is the best song ever
[ SFW ] - Free Glastonbury 2011 App.
[ SFW ] - Rammstein VS Cookie Monster.
[ SFW ] - I kinda wanna see those boobs.
[ SFW ] - A hula hoop with a camera on it.
[ SFW ] - What an Astronaut's Camera Sees.
[ SFW ] - The Best Of Weiner's Erotic Texts.
[ SFW ] - This is how you find the dog for you.
[ SFW ] - "My Rapist Friended Me On Facebook".
[ SFW ] - 7 teen virgins lined up and ass fucked.
[ SFW ] - Awesome people hanging out together.
[ SFW ] - 2011 Gathering Of The Juggalos Infomercial.

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� Go fudge yourself posted on 06/06/11 by Opie

If there was a Mute button IRL.

Wolverine Cameo in X-men First Class

Sarah Palin is a fucking idiot.

IT'S NEVER ENDING SHAMPOO! (Prank)

Well I did like sheep.. WTF!?

Drunk Bully gets Knocked Out!

Dog climbs over a fence Like a Boss!

Dad drops his kid to catch a foul ball.

He either hates that bike or loves it?

Motorcycle Trick FAIL!

Prego porn!

Hottie has some great dick sucking skills!

Perkiest Teen Tits EVER!
Joke

1.) The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.

2.) The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.

3.) The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.

4.) The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.

5.) The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.

And....

6.) The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.

THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:

The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

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[NSFW] - Fuckbook!
[ SFW ] - iPhone Babes.
[ SFW ] - Hot party chicks.
[ SFW ] - Best Tees Online!
[NSFW] - Cute Face, Ugly Vagina.
[ SFW ] - Take out the bad guys!
[NSFW] - Ghostbuster porn parody!
[ SFW ] - Don't text and drive.. haha
[ SFW ] - Zombie Parkour The Movie.
[ SFW ] - Saturday Night Live Japan?
[NSFW] - The Hottest Cam Girls EVER!
[ SFW ] - Hey plumber girl! Get naked!
[NSFW] - Busty chick plays with herself.
[ SFW ] - Judge man man his weed back!
[ SFW ] - Black Ops - Epic Tomahawk Kills!
[ SFW ] - She is wearing the best shirt ever.
[NSFW] - Two big tit sluts naked oil wrestling!
[NSFW] - Bootylicious babe gets her ass fucked!
[ SFW ] - The Ultimate Warrior hates Hulk Hogan.
[ SFW ] - Lady hand feeeds a Great White Shark!
[ SFW ] - So Far This is the Oldest I've Ever Been.
[ SFW ] - Do it yourself hair transplant. Beard boys.
[ SFW ] - The 100 Greatest Movie Threats of All Time!
[ SFW ] - Dad doesn't like his daughter's dirty text messages.

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� Address me as Captain posted on 06/03/11 by Opie

This music video is freaking awesome! (IS TROPICAL - The Greeks)

Apparently Arnold Schwarzenegger's women came a lot.

This dog loves balloons!

This guy can bag my stuff any time.

Old Man Interrupts Interview with Animal Noises

How to do things the faster way.

The Invisible Curb!

Insanely HUGE teen tits!

Big booty hoeeeeee!

Find naked pictures from your city/area code.
Joke

At the card shop:

A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, "No."

A clerk came over and asked, "May I help you?" "I don't know," said the woman.

"Do you have any 'Sorry I laughed at your dick' cards?"

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[NSFW] - Fuckbook.
[ SFW ] - Crazy T-shirts!
[ SFW ] - Lion eats a man.
[ SFW ] - Support Strippers.
[NSFW] - Blake lively nudes!
[ SFW ] - Kill them Zombies!
[NSFW] - Bad Cumshot..haha
[NSFW] - Girls with nice racks.
[NSFW] - I found a Fuck buddy!
[ SFW ] - Whoa! The Whizzinator.
[ SFW ] - Funny Jap comedy duo.
[NSFW] - Bitch has a perfect body!
[ SFW ] - Soldier stops a bank robbery.
[NSFW] - 18 year old slut gets fucked!
[NSFW] - Teen lesbian strap on fucking!
[ SFW ] - Little kid catches his first fish.
[ SFW ] - The candy BBQ looks delicious.
[ SFW ] - Star Wars vs Withnail & I.. haha!
[ SFW ] - AC is great for drying your vagina.
[NSFW] - Chat with web babes this weekend.
[ SFW ] - Two thousand pounds of weed seized!
[ SFW ] - How can you not love Rampage Jackson.
[ SFW ] - Magician Lance Burton exposes Craig's fear of spiders.
[ SFW ] - An Alarm Clock That Shreds Money Until You Wake Up.
[ SFW ] - The Joker gives away $500 at a Subway and people go crazy.
[ SFW ] - Horse herpes outbreak forces rodeo queens to ride stick ponies.

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� He has semen in him posted on 06/01/11 by Opie

Fun Fact: Big updates coming later today including a better/updated Daily W.O.W section.

W.O.W

I fucked my best friends mom!

She'd rather bang a horse?!

College whore with a banging body.
Joke

The guy says, "Doc, I'm having trouble getting it up."

The doctor examines him and says, "You'll need to have some work done to bring back your sex drive.

I can do it in a series of operations that will take thirty days and cost twelve thousand dollars, or I can do it in one operation right away that would cost thirty thousand dollars.

Why don't you go home and discuss it with your wife?"

The next day the guy comes back into the doctor's office.

The doctor says, "What did you decide?"

He says, "We're going to re-do the kitchen."

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