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Small Tupac Changes posted on 06/30/14 by Opie

Walmart Deli Employee is often in trouble with management

Mike Goldberg And Joe Rogan Commentate EA UFC Glitches

Putting On Pants Without Using Hands

Bike Falls Off A Cliff And Causes Crash

Man Saves Severely Wounded Dog

Americas Most Bizarre Laws Illustrated In Photo Series

Fleshlight Has An Attachment For Your Tablet. Seriously.

He Did Not Expect This Outcome

10 Most Disturbing Documentaries (With Links to Them)

One Small Step For Man...One Giant Leap For Cock!!!!!

Fan Breaks World Record Lacrosse Shot With 116 MPH

Quick Way To Peel Potatoes

Race, Shoot, And Survive!

The Perfect GF Gives A Front Seat BJ

Perfect Body POV!

Do You Think She's Hot? LOL

Petite Blonde Teen Brings Herself To Orgasm

These Girls Are Complete SLUTS!

Super Hot Blonde Threesome

Doesn't Get Much Hotter Than This!

I LOVE Theses World Cup Babes

Why You Should Always Lock The Door When Having Sex

How NOT To Seduce A Woman
Joke

A farmer had three daughters and each was going on a date one Friday night.

The first daughters date showed up "Hi I'm Freddy here to pick up Betty to eat spaghetti, is she ready?"

Betty left with Freddy.

The second daughters date showed up "Hey I'm Joe here to pick up Flo to go to the show, is she ready to go?"

Flo left with Joe.

The third daughters date showed up "Hello I'm Chuck...."

The farmer shot chuck.

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[NSFW] Yoga Babes! [PICS]
[NSFW] Stacy Loves Dick [VIDEO]
[NSFW] Sexy Pole Dancers [PICS]
[NSFW] Big Booty Anal BBC [VIDEO]
[ SFW ] Stoned Driving Test [VIDEO]
[NSFW] I Like Her Big Boobies! [PICS]
[ SFW ] Need Some Clean Piss? [USEFUL]
[ SFW ] Multiplicative Idle Game [GAME]
[NSFW] Amateur Threesome Fun! [VIDEO]
[NSFW] Naked Girls On The Beach! [PICS]
[NSFW] Blonde Wife Gives Great Head [VIDEO]
[ SFW ] Repair Guides For Everything! [USEFUL]
[NSFW] They Took Turns Fucking her [VIDEO]
[NSFW] Watch What She Does On Cam [VIDEO]
[ SFW ] Military Students Get A Surprise [VIDEO]
[NSFW] Katy Perry Is Pretty Much Naked [PICS]
[NSFW] Babes Have Fun With A Strap-on [VIDEO]
[NSFW] More Bizarre Asian Porn To Fap To [VIDEO]
[NSFW] College Bitch Receives Load Of Cum [VIDEO]
[NSFW] Big Boobed Blonde Strips And Fucks [VIDEO]
[ SFW ] The Top July 4th Fireworks Displays [VIDEOS]
[ SFW ] Drawing Time Lapse: A Bag of M&M's [VIDEO]
[NSFW] The Asses On These Girls Is Amazing! [PICS]
[NSFW] Marina Visconti Looks Great Riding Cock [VIDEO]
[NSFW] Would Bang Chick On The Right.. Twice. [PICS]
[NSFW] Guys Get Revenge Of Their Ex Girlfriends! [VIDEO]
[NSFW] Slutty Girl In For Some Hardcore Bouncing [VIDEO]
[NSFW] Broke Mom Does ANYTHING For Some Cash [VIDEO]
[NSFW] Teen Nikki Gets Fucked And Jizzed Outdoors [VIDEO]
[NSFW] Note To Self....Never Stick An Eel Up Your Ass [VIDEO]
[NSFW] "Fuck Her Right in The Pussy" Invades Brazil HAHA [VIDEO]
[NSFW] Cute Teen Hatefucked In Her Young Innocent Pussy [VIDEO]
[NSFW] She Wants To Know What are you smoking on today? [PICS]
[NSFW] "DON'T FUCKING STOP WHEN I CUM!" Says The Whore. [VIDEO]
[ SFW ] 12 things you might not know about THE WALKING DEAD [FUN FACTS]
[ SFW ] 10 Astonishing Natural Phenomena, #7 Will Blow Your Mind [PICS]
[ SFW ] 29 Amazing Stories Of How Large Companies Got Their Names [PICS]
[ SFW ] Spongebob Theme Song Slowed Down 800% is Creepy as Fuck [VIDEO]
[ SFW ] Paralyzed man becomes first to use power of thought to move hand [VIDEO]
[ SFW ] England fan has EAR bitten off in vicious race-hate attack at World Cup [VIDEO]

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Naked And Afraid Porno posted on 06/27/14 by Opie

This Kid Fan Looks Like A Demon Off That Movie Legion

Awesome Pool Trick Shots... Or Witchcraft

Black People React To Magic

Dog Breaks Up A Fight

"If They Find It, They'll Play With It"

7 Year-Old Plays Tom Sawyer On The Drums

Just A Funny Video Of Cats

Skydiving MMA!

Kid Vs Light Socket

Someone Threw A Fucking Scooter At Him During Brawl!

Pissed Over Spilled Coffee

Wait Until You See Them Fuck.

I Like Her Boobs

Mother Shows Daughter How To Suck Cock

Holy Shit!!!

Carrie Brooks Gets Pounded!

Sexy World Cup Soccer Butts

No, I Would Want The Lights ON

Yoga Made That Pussy so Damn Tight

The Littlest Girl in Porn (Relax, She's Legal)

Mother Of God!

3D Bird Flying Game!
Joke

A bearded, Middle-eastern guy boards a plane.

As soon as he enters he shouts "hijack!".

All the passengers are scared to death.

Some start crying.

Then a white guy from the back stands up and says "Oh Hi Ahmed, didn't expect to see you here."

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[NSFW] Two Hotties! [PICS]
[NSFW] Cute Drunk Chicks [PICS]
[NSFW] Scroll Down For Boobs [PICS]
[NSFW] Full Blown Beach Orgy! [VIDEO]
[ SFW ] Pedo Gets Confronted [VIDEO]
[ SFW ] He Has A Funny Laugh [VIDEO]
[NSFW] This Girl Is Inanely HOT [PICS]
[ SFW ] Need Some Clean Pee? [USEFUL]
[NSFW] I See Nothing But Asses [PICS]
[NSFW] Watch What They Do LIVE! [VIDEO]
[NSFW] Hottest Selfies on the Web [PICS]
[NSFW] Hot Mom Fucks Guy Hardcore [VIDEO]
[ SFW ] How To Make A Hit Pop Song [VIDEO]
[ SFW ] Lion Cub Stuck in Buffalo Butt [VIDEO]
[NSFW] I Want To Pull Her Shirt Down! [PICS]
[NSFW] Naked Girls Having A Pillow Fight [PICS]
[NSFW] Big Tittie Bitch Swallows His Load [VIDEO]
[NSFW] Hot Belgian Girls At The World Cup [PICS]
[ SFW ] This Cat Game Will Drive You Crazy [GAME]
[NSFW] Beautiful Cowgirl Sucks And Fucks! [VIDEO]
[ SFW ] New Dracula Movie Looks Awesome! [VIDEO]
[NSFW] Group Lesbian Babes Party Outdoors [VIDEO]
[NSFW] A Bunch Of Girls Using Sex Machines [VIDEO]
[NSFW] Girlfriend's Chores Interrupted to Bang [VIDEO]
[NSFW] Chubby Babe With Big Natural Boobies [VIDEO]
[NSFW] 18yo Euro Amateur Getting Destroyed [VIDEO]
[ SFW ] Google Cardboard: DIY Virtual Reality [VIDEO]
[NSFW] Stunning Amateur Swallowing after Sex [VIDEO]
[NSFW] Lovely Bitch Gets Anal From A Big Cock [VIDEO]
[NSFW] Bikinis are Better When They Malfunction [VIDEO]
[NSFW] Show This To Your GF: 21 Ways To Suck A Cock [VIDEO]
[NSFW] Samantha Rone Likes To Fuck In Tinker Bell's costume! [VIDEO]
[ SFW ] Dog Owner Posts Video Of Talk With Officers After Dog Killed [VIDEO]
[NSFW] Here's A Bit Of Advice: NEVER Have Anal Sex With This Chick! [VIDEO]
[ SFW ] 5 Oldest Things in the World. You Won't Believe How Old These Are! [PICS]
[NSFW] Cute Teen Goes To Fast Food Restaurant With Her Booty Sticking Out [VIDEO]
[NSFW] What Famous Movie Scenes Looked Like Before The Effects Were Added [PICS]
[ SFW ] Will Ferrell Flew to Recife for the USA-Germany Game and Threatened to Bite Every Single German Player [VIDEO]

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Thursday Fun! posted on 06/26/14 by Opie

LIKE ENTENSITY ON FACEBOOK KTHX?

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Smut City posted on 06/25/14 by Opie

W.O.W

Lucky Guy gets All 3 of Them!

Big Booty Chick In A Changing Room

Another Lucky Fuck!

Teen Wants It ASAP!

Lesbian Shower Orgy!

Hot Little Blonde Chick Getting Her Pussy Pounded!

Here's A Reason To Watch The World Cup

Perks Of Having A Boat!

Argentinian Dance Show Turns into Porn

Never do anal with her. NEVER.

Chick with a Killer Body!

Shake Weight Booty! (GIF)

All that Nice Ass! (GIF)
Joke

The European Union commissioners have announced that an agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications (rather than German, which was the other possibility).

As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" and "fosforous" up to 20 persent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments wil enkourage the removal of double leters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplied to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Zen ze drem vil hav finali kum tru.

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FINALLY..!

LOL THAT CUTE GUY ON FACEBOOK... Stupid Bitches.

There's a Seal Working

That's mean.

Is That Voldemort Behind Them?

IRON NIGGA!

This is just Silly.

Trust No One.

They Have A lot of Fingers

At least she knows it.

Who Needs Nipples Anyways?

Oh There's A Cute Dog Too.

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CLICK AND GO! posted on 06/24/14 by Opie

LIKE ENTENSITY ON FACEBOOK OR DIE OF AIDS!

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[ SFW ] - Butts [VIDEO]
[NSFW] - Dem Asses! [PICS]
[NSFW] - Cute Emo Girls [PICS]
[ SFW ] - Play some Soccer! [GAME]
[NSFW] - Come Onnnnn Tittie! [PICS]
[NSFW] - Check Out Chick #4! [PICS]
[NSFW] - Female Surfing is HOT! [PICS]
[ SFW ] - Top 10 Rip-off Songs [VIDEO]
[ SFW ] - Need Some Clean Pee for Work?
[ SFW ] - Run Over Some Zombies [GAME]
[ SFW ] - Teaching 'Fuck' in Japan [VIDEO]
[NSFW] - Sexy girl rides a Big Dildo [VIDEO]
[NSFW] - Hot Asian orgy on a plane [VIDEO]
[NSFW] - They Both Have Great Asses [PICS]
[NSFW] - Busty MILF rides hubby's cock [VIDEO]
[NSFW] - Isabella's Afternoon Fuck-Break [VIDEO]
[NSFW] - Poolside Fun With Natural Boobs [VIDEO]
[NSFW] - Creampie for smoking hot blonde [VIDEO]
[NSFW] - Tell Her To Take Everything Off! [VIDEOS]
[NSFW] - Hot Girls Share Their Pussy Juices [VIDEO]
[NSFW] - A Squirt that Could Put Out a Fire [VIDEO]
[ SFW ] - 10 Perfectly Timed Photos, #6 is Awesome!
[NSFW] - Friends Interrupt Bro's 1 Night Stand [VIDEO]
[NSFW] - Double fucking with two teen couples [VIDEO]
[NSFW] - Super Hot Russian Teen Gets Slammed! [VIDEO]
[ SFW ] - Game Of Thrones Season 4 Impressions [VIDEO]
[NSFW] - Goth Chick Deep Throats Like An Animal! [VIDEO]
[NSFW] - Bombshell sluts ready to strip their clothes [PICS]
[NSFW] - You MUST Check out Vanessa Huppenkothen [PICS]
[NSFW] - "Oh We're Just Having Sex on the Beach LOL" [VIDEO]
[NSFW] - Chubby Chick and Friend Fuck A Random Dude [VIDEO]
[ SFW ] - Seth MacFarlane performs his Family Guy voices [VIDEO]
[NSFW] - I Would Bang The Shit Out of Both Of These Hotties! [PICS]
[ SFW ] - Check Out These Hilarious Examples of Video Game Logic! [PICS]
[NSFW] - World Cup Mascot Caught Dirty Dancing With Some Sluts [VIDEO]
[ SFW ] - Six Flags' Record-Breaking Goliath Roller Coaster Unveiled [VIDEO]
[ SFW ] - Star Wars Re-edited Into A Guardians of the Galaxy-Style Trailer [VIDEO]
[NSFW] - Gorgeous brunette amateur has her huge-tits oiled up and fucked! [VIDEO]
[ SFW ] - These 20 Photos Reveal How Your Favorite Movies Were Produced Using Special Effects

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MONDAYBLUESCLUE posted on 06/23/14 by Opie

Drunk Guy at Concert - WWE REMIX!

Picking Up Girls In A Lamborghini Without Talking!

10 "Life Changing" Life Hacks!

Skater Takes A Rail TO THE FACE!

Kid Discovers He Can Move His Eyebrows

Problems With A Hot Car Seat

Guy Loses His Bike In A Pool

Hip Hop Goats!

VAAAAAAAPPE! lol

You Will Play This Game Way Too Long

Off-Duty Cop Pulls Man From Fiery Crash!

Cyclist Hit By Car On Pedestrian Walkway.. WTF?

Busty Chick Fucked In Public!

Check out the Tits on Her!

God DAMN She's Sexy

Hottie Makes A Sex Tape!

This Whore Knows She has A Perfect Body

Yeah, I'll Get Right On That.

American Beach Rugby Girls are Hot!

Over 48 Minutes of these Titties!

Hooker Has Parkinsons Disease.. Or Something?

Kelly's Filthy First Anal
Quick Joke

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"

The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."

"Yeah that's the one"

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[NSFW] - WoW
[ SFW ] - Butts [VIDEO]
[NSFW] - Dem Asses! [PICS]
[NSFW] - Cute Emo Girls [PICS]
[ SFW ] - Play some Soccer! [GAME]
[NSFW] - Come Onnnnn Tittie! [PICS]
[NSFW] - Check Out Chick #4! [PICS]
[NSFW] - Female Surfing is HOT! [PICS]
[ SFW ] - Top 10 Rip-off Songs [VIDEO]
[ SFW ] - Need Some Clean Pee for Work?
[ SFW ] - Run Over Some Zombies [GAME]
[ SFW ] - Teaching 'Fuck' in Japan [VIDEO]
[NSFW] - Sexy girl rides a Big Dildo [VIDEO]
[NSFW] - Hot Asian orgy on a plane [VIDEO]
[NSFW] - They Both Have Great Asses [PICS]
[NSFW] - Busty MILF rides hubby's cock [VIDEO]
[NSFW] - Isabella's Afternoon Fuck-Break [VIDEO]
[NSFW] - Poolside Fun With Natural Boobs [VIDEO]
[NSFW] - Creampie for smoking hot blonde [VIDEO]
[NSFW] - Tell Her To Take Everything Off! [VIDEOS]
[NSFW] - Hot Girls Share Their Pussy Juices [VIDEO]
[NSFW] - A Squirt that Could Put Out a Fire [VIDEO]
[ SFW ] - 10 Perfectly Timed Photos, #6 is Awesome!
[NSFW] - Friends Interrupt Bro's 1 Night Stand [VIDEO]
[NSFW] - Double fucking with two teen couples [VIDEO]
[NSFW] - Super Hot Russian Teen Gets Slammed! [VIDEO]
[ SFW ] - Game Of Thrones Season 4 Impressions [VIDEO]
[NSFW] - Goth Chick Deep Throats Like An Animal! [VIDEO]
[NSFW] - Bombshell sluts ready to strip their clothes [PICS]
[NSFW] - You MUST Check out Vanessa Huppenkothen [PICS]
[NSFW] - "Oh We're Just Having Sex on the Beach LOL" [VIDEO]
[NSFW] - Chubby Chick and Friend Fuck A Random Dude [VIDEO]
[ SFW ] - Seth MacFarlane performs his Family Guy voices [VIDEO]
[NSFW] - I Would Bang The Shit Out of Both Of These Hotties! [PICS]
[ SFW ] - Check Out These Hilarious Examples of Video Game Logic! [PICS]
[NSFW] - World Cup Mascot Caught Dirty Dancing With Some Sluts [VIDEO]
[ SFW ] - Six Flags' Record-Breaking Goliath Roller Coaster Unveiled [VIDEO]
[ SFW ] - Star Wars Re-edited Into A Guardians of the Galaxy-Style Trailer [VIDEO]
[NSFW] - Gorgeous brunette amateur has her huge-tits oiled up and fucked! [VIDEO]
[ SFW ] - These 20 Photos Reveal How Your Favorite Movies Were Produced Using Special Effects

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Early Friday Goodies posted on 06/20/14 by Opie

Who's Fucking? Josh And Debra (The Onion!)

The Magic Weed Bus

Insane Robbery of Girl at a Boost Mobile Store

Brian Williams Raps Baby Got Back

Crazy Car Crash (Ramps a Trailer!)

Old Spice Drill To Brazil

Let's Blow This Dandelion

A Pretty Graphic Road Safety Video

Rabid Redneck Can't Be Taken Down By A Tazer

The All New Electric Harley Davidson

Rock Band Recital Fail

Play this Fun 3D Racing Game!

Hot brunette gets ready for her First Anal

Had to Double Check and Make Sure this one was Legal

Deep Drilling This Cute Teen!

The Ass on this MILF is Insane!

Creampied in Erotic Office Sex

Now THIS is how you Advertise Shoes!

Oh. My. God.

Crazy Step-mom Lends Helping Hand

Security Guard Of The Year

Balls-Deep in the 19th Hole

Her Boobies are Excellent.

Marry Me?
Joke

A lonely woman checked into a resort and decided to call one of the numbers she'd seen advertising regarding male escort services and sensual massages.

She flipped through the phone book, found an ad with a picture of a particularly strapping young man and picked up the phone.

"Hello?" a male voice answered. "How may I help you?"

"I hear you give a great massage, and I'd really like to experience one," the woman said.

"Well, actually, I should just be straight with you. I'm in town, I'm all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring toys, rubber, leather, whips and everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night. Tie me up and cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream. I want to do it all. How does that sound?"

"That sounds great," the man replied, "but you need to press 9 to make an outside call... this is Hotel Reception"

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[ SFW ] - This is Barbaric
[NSFW] - I'd still Hit It! (Pic!)
[NSFW] - Shoe Outlet BJ (2:00)
[NSFW] - I like her Boobs (Pics!)
[NSFW] - Some Vintage Anal! (20:07)
[NSFW] - She Only Likes Anal (15:08)
[NSFW] - Her Tits Are Perfect! (2:23)
[NSFW] - Tell Her To Get Naked ASAP!
[NSFW] - His GF is Fine as Fuck! (6:27)
[NSFW] - ASIAN Porn is still weird. (4:59)
[ SFW ] - Need some secure piss for work?
[NSFW] - Busty Latina Strips Down! (8:08)
[NSFW] - Just a Bunch of Big Titties! (Pics!)
[NSFW] - Fuck Machine Compilation (1:26:09)
[NSFW] - 101+ Sexiest Female Cosplay (Pics!)
[NSFW] - Nice view of the Mounta... Ass! (Pics!)
[ SFW ] - Gay Flight Attendants are Funny (4:42)
[ SFW ] - Making String from a Plastic Bottle (3:55)
[NSFW] - Teen daughter assfucked hard (1:37:37)
[NSFW] - Emo bitch sucking a long hard cock (8:36)
[NSFW] - Anal Compilation Of Horny Sluts! (1:31:01)
[NSFW] - This Babe's Goal is to Make You Cum (27:39)
[ SFW ] - 9 Great Parking Apps for Your Daily Commute
[NSFW] - One of the Hottest Black Chicks Ever (50:29)
[ SFW ] - Someone Killed this Awesome Elephant. (1:13)
[NSFW] - 19-Year-old's Body is Simply Incredible (51:17)
[ SFW ] - I Can?t Believe Cats Can Sleep Like That! (Pics!)
[NSFW] - Extra-Small Redhead Was a Great Fuck (30:17)
[ SFW ] - These Guys Dance Better than Beyonce (2:17)
[NSFW] - Petite Little Lady Stretched By Huge Cock (5:02)
[NSFW] - She looks really good in her Bra and Panties. (Pics!)
[ SFW ] - Battle your way to the top and become king. (Game!)
[ SFW ] - 12 Breathtaking Places You Need to See Before You Die
[ SFW ] - Mike Tyson Steals UFC President Dana White's Seat on Plane
[ SFW ] - Here are the Best Goals From the 2014 FIFA World Cup (So Far)
[ SFW ] - How Sony's Betamax lost to JVC's VHS Cassette Recorder (3:48)

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Thursday GIFs posted on 06/19/14 by Opie

LIKE ENTENSITY ON FACEBOOK AND WIN NOTHING!

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[NSFW] - 40 Bikini Babes
[NSFW] - Redhead with Jugs!
[ SFW ] - Cool Civil War Game.
[NSFW] - Big Sexy Butt! (Pics!)
[NSFW] - Massage Sex! (21:08)
[NSFW] - Female Genital Mutilation
[ SFW ] - Frozen Beer Slushie Maker?
[NSFW] - 6 Very Large Boobies! (Pic!)
[NSFW] - More BodyPaint Girls! (Pics!)
[NSFW] - Cam Girls that are LIVE Now!
[ SFW ] - Hoverboard in Real Life! (3:27)
[NSFW] - College is the Place to Be (Pics!)
[NSFW] - Alison Tyler is so damn Hot (6:02)
[NSFW] - She has a Shaking Orgasm! (5:30)
[ SFW ] - Need Some Secure Piss for Work?
[NSFW] - Classical Music and Big Butts! (4:57)
[NSFW] - This chick has a Perfect Ass! (Pics!)
[NSFW] - Amateur Chick Rubbing one Out! (0:47)
[NSFW] - Amateur Babe with a Great Rack! (9:52)
[ SFW ] - The Scientific Way to Cut a Cake (5:08)
[NSFW] - Some Girls Just Know They're Hot! (Pics!)
[NSFW] - A Scene from Filthy Cum Sluts. lol (23:19)
[ SFW ] - Jurassic Park: Before and After CGI (5:56)
[NSFW] - Curvacious GF Likes Both Holes Filled (5:20)
[NSFW] - BF Keeps Fucking after Blowing Load (18:09)
[ SFW ] - Joggers Stalked by Black Bear for 20 Minutes
[NSFW] - College is the perfect time to experiment (5:44)
[NSFW] - Gorgeous blonde sucking a big hard cock (Pics!)
[ SFW ] - The Book Of Mormon Comes To South Park (3:14)
[NSFW] - Coeds Mariah and Miko are sharing a stiff cock (6:07)
[ SFW ] - Random Science That You?ll Be Happy You Know! (Pics!)
[NSFW] - Teen fist fucks her pussy then shows how wet her hand is (2:02)
[NSFW] - We got some fucking, we got some sucking, and we got some cumming (9:06)
[NSFW] - The World Has Fallen in Love with Mexico's Ridiculously Sexy World Cup Reporters (Pics!)

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Late On the Porn! posted on 06/18/14 by Opie

W.O.W

Random hotties take a ride on the Sybian to raise Awareness for Clit Snipping

You'll Enjoy this Clip

This Chick has a HILARIOUS Orgasm! haha

Black Light Fun!

After Party Wake-Up Sex!

Giant Tits On Luscious Blondie

Hot Selfie Time!

Nice Ass!

College Girls Runing a Fucking Train

Wannabe Stripper Busted By Dad!

Very Nice!

Scarlett Johansson Naked (GIF)

Perfect Ass! (GIF)
Joke

A long time ago in a faraway kingdom the queen was a huge slut.

One day the king had to go for a year long expedition, and knew his queen was going to have sex with everyone through the county, so he turned to his court magistrate for help.

The court magistrate showed the king a pair of metal panties, with a hole in the middle.

"Why, doesn't that just defeat the whole purpose?" asked the King, and the magistrate promptly picked a pencil off his desk and inserted it into the hole.

"SNAP!", the pencil had cleanly sliced into two! "Anything that enters the hole will be sliced off, sire", said the magistrate.

Thoroughly impressed, the King instructed the Queen to wear it for the entire year and left for his expedition. Upon his return, the King called for a meeting of all his country folk.

They were all instructed to drop their pants, and the King made his rounds noticing that many were missing fingers as well as their most vital part. Then, he saw the quiet knight Sir Xavier, fingers and all still intact.

"Xavier, the one and only true knight! Only you among all the nobles have been true to me. What is it in my power to grant you? Name it and it is yours!"

But alas, Sir Xavier was speechless.

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