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Where's my boo posted on 07/31/06 by Opie

Watch out for that hole.

Funny dog prank.

"They're gonna beat our asses"

Lots of practice and "take 2s". (Cool video)

Flying trashcan.

I wouldn't mine a lobster claw penis.

Only good part is the titties.

Super Ex-girlfriend trailer from


A young boy is standing on a street corner swatting flies. Everytime he sees a fly he utters, "fucking flies, fucking flies."

Just as the boy says it a shocked priest walks up and says, "You should not curse the flies because every one of God's creations has a purpose."

The little boy, unmoved by the priest's objection says, "bullshit."

"Well tell me 3 things on this earth that God has made without a cause" says the priest.

The boy looks at him with a grin and replies, "Tits on a nun, balls on a priest, and these fucking flies."

- FFL -

- Dirty MILFs.
- Hannas back.
- Hot teen girls.
- I like her boobs.
- Those hips do lie.
- Lesbian sandwich.
- This bitch is weird.
- Hooker family music.
- Another Bond movie..
- Household porn hints.
- It's on clearance too.
- Manwash looks like fun.
- Here's some porn for ya.
- Mimi Mcpherson sex tape.
- Megaman the (fake) movie.
- Does she take it up the ass?
- Who Killed The Electric Car?
- Being sperm is tough. (Game)
- People stick dumb stuff up their ass.
- Black Crackers played in the Negro League.
- Olson Twins' pussy shot at private pool party.
- This first robot fish. So I guess Jaws was real?
- Metallica going to sell music online now? Faggots.
- This dumb bitch deserves rape. (I'm kidding girls)
- If you want to be spanked, you can get a free car.
- *NSYNC dude Lance Bass is gay. Haha - I knew it!
- Live version of the Hitler dance song, which is actually Finnish.

Yay for Friday posted on 07/28/06 by Opie

This is to funny.

Watch out for that boot.

There's a tire coming.

Got Milk?

Hitler dances to ASIAN music.

In case you wanted to see the TMNT teaser again..


A perfect men and a perfect woman met in a perfect day.

After some perfect dates they had a perfect wedding.

One night on X-mas they drove there perfect car on a dangerous road, but suddenly they saw a man on the side of the road, and because they are perfect they stopped for him and they discovered theta that man is Santa, and he is carrying a bag of gifts.

Santa got in the car and they drove away.

After a couple of minutes there was an accident and 2 of them died. Only the woman survived...

Why did the woman survived, you ask?... because the perfect man an Santa does not existent.

If you are a woman: Stop reading here.

If you are a man: If the perfect man an Santa does not existent, that means that the woman was driving and that explains the accident.

If you are a woman and you kept reading: You just proved that women wont listen!

- FFL -

- Rihanna.
- Axe boat.
- Adult Vids.
- Teen whore.
- Brooke Hogan.
- Lindsay Lohan BJ.
- The Breast massage.
- Snakes on plane fun.
- Nintendo TMNT review.
- Celebs show cameltoes.
- We were all once a fish!
- Dodge Caliber racing game..
- Hoff - King of the Internet.
- Gang member gunned down.
- Buy some funny shirts bitch.
- Jennifer Ellison's Maxim shoot.
- Chuck Norris could kick his ass.
- What is the meaning? Chad Vader
- Dane Cook's Kool Aid bit animated.
- This girl is obviously on something.
- The rumors of Saw 3 was accurate.
- Google maps + hot or not = stalker time.
- People upset over a nursing Mom? (Big ass tittie)

Run with scissors. posted on 07/26/06 by Opie


Apparently she knows CPR.

Heavy News Gone Bad


A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk answers, "Yes, I am."

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?"

The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus my brother?"

The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God have you found Jesus?"

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and asks the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

- FFL -

- Porn videos.
- Loose pussy.
- Femme Fatale.
- Sword Vs Bullet.
- X-men 3 blooper.
- Devils dictionary.
- Hairy arm illusion.
- Dripping wet pussy.
- Spicy Nacho Doritos.
- Rocky Balboa trailer 1.
- Mizz Kitty music video.
- Some hot WWE Divas.
- Are you ready for SEX?
- Altoids sour commercial.
- Pee Wee misses his bike.
- New Trojan vibrating ring.
- Lindsay Lohan pussy shot.
- Watch canceled TV shows.
- No head butting your horse.
- Scarlett Johansson in Scoop.
- Stop Motion Animation is cool.
- Living in Toys R US would be fun.
- Remember that hooker hidden cam video?
- Richard was sent to prison for 51 months.
- So this is why girls wear thongs. (The ugly ones)

boo for Monday posted on 07/24/06 by Opie

Chappelle's Show - Cribs.

Crazy ass people. (Cop lived)

Nickel trick.


A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night, and led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong. One of the guests asked, "What's that big brass gong?"

"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.

"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.

"Yep," replied the drunk. "How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it. "Watch," the drunk replied.

He picked up the mallet, gave it an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You moron, it's ten past three in the morning!


Poor kitty. haha



Holy shit. It's a Ethiopian.

Hi Hitler.

Same faces...

Tight jeans.

I used to watch Kenan and Kel.

No cheese.

- FFL -

- Ice bar.
- Deez Nutz.
- Porn games.
- Hot amateur.
- Wet Girlfriends.
- Ref owns fighters.
- Sperming the bull.
- Play this while drunk.
- To bad they aren't naked.
- That N64 kid is grown up.
- Check out the related item.
- Jehovah's Witness are weird.
- I never liked Ren and Stimpy.
- Heath Ledger to play The Joker?
- TMNT teaser trailer. I dunno guys...
- Kelly Osbourne's crazy push-up bra.
- Playboy is going to have Starbucks chicks.
- Hidden camera of a guy banding a hooker.
- That pirate song came from this kids song.
- WTC 911 call with someone in the building.
- The third installment of Pirates Of The Caribbean.
- Just think if it had pieces of floating shit instead.
- Dakota Fanning's new movie is going to fuck her up.
- He fucked the shit out of her. HA-HA-HA. <- Sarcastic laugh
- Anything under $25 at Wal*mart is now FREE. (Yay for Mexicans!)

Arggg posted on 07/21/06 by Opie

Chappelles Show: Dave gets revenge.

Don't let strangers in the building. (You could die)

Goddamn that Eeyore.

Stupid dog.

Slippery floor and dog chasing a laser light...

The so called white guy does not win.

You'll be singing this shit all day.


Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her
95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather
had died, her grandmother replied, He had a heart attack while we were
making love on Sunday Morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100
years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the
church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice
and slow and even...

Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive
If the ice cream truck hadn't come along.

- FFL -

- Naked Moms.
- Hitler is back.
- This game rules.
- Nerdcore hotties.
- Slurp me yummy.
- Jill Kelly sex scene.
- Funny shirts be here.
- Dirty bitch seeks toilet.
- She's hot, with nice tits.
- DVDs that hold 50k gigs?
- Lick your wounds candy.
- ASIAN girls washing cars.
- Alcoholic drink -100% fruit.
- A big fat black girl in gravy.
- He's tired of looking like MJ.
- He talks to Aliens everyday.
- ASIAN twister looks like fun.
- A bunch of airplanes crashing.
- Anna Kournikova photo shoot.
- He thinks he looks like Shakira.
- Review on "Snakes on a plane".
- The hamster wheel has gone bad!
- I think they just found a mountain.
- Our local weather girl is hot like her.
- David Hasselhoff: The Secret Agent Man.
- PETA is going to eat this guy. (Literally)
- The Internet is not a truck. (Daily Show)
- In case you haven't seen the flying mower.
- The WTC center is going to bomb in New York. (No pun)

I watch porn with captions posted on 07/19/06 by Opie


And a funny..


Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed that Heaven will only admit 33% of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the worst death? So, St. Peter takes each of the three men aside in turn and asks them about how they died.

First man: "I'd been suspecting for a long time that my wife was cheating on me. I decided to come home early from work one afternoon and check to see if I could catch her in the act. When I got back to my apartment, I heard the water running. My wife was in the shower. I looked everywhere for the guy, but couldn't find anyone or any trace that he had been there. The last place I looked was out on the balcony.

I found the bastard hanging from the edge, trying to get back in! So I started jumping up and down on his hands, and he yelled, but he didn't fall. So I ran inside and got a hammer, and crushed his fingers with it until he fell twenty-five floors screaming in agony. But the fall didn't kill the asshole. He landed in some bushes! So I dragged the refrigerator from the kitchen (it weighed about a ton), pulled it to the balcony, and hurled it over the edge. It landed right on the guy and killed him. But then I felt so horrible about what I had done, I went back into the bedroom and shot myself."

St. Peter nodded slowly as the man recounted the story. Then, telling the first man to wait, he took the second aside.

Second man: "I lived on the twenty-seventh floor of this apartment building. I had just purchased this book on morning exercises and was practicing them on my balcony, enjoying the sunshine, when I lost my balance and fell off the edge. Luckily, I only fell about two floors before grabbing another balcony and holding on for dear life. I was trying to pull myself up when this guy came running onto what must have been his balcony and started jumping up and down on my hands. I screamed in pain, but he seemed really irate. When he finally stopped, I tried to pull myself up again, but he came out with a hammer and smashed my fingers to a pulp! I fell, and I thought I was dead, but I landed in some bushes. I couldn't believe my second stroke of luck, but it didn't last. The last thing I saw was this enormous refrigerator falling from the building down on top of me and crushing me."

St. Peter comforted the man, who seemed to have several broken bones. Then he told him to wait, and turned to the third man.

Third man: "Picture this. You're hiding, naked, in a refrigerator..."

- FFL -

- Fuck nose.
- Naked MILF.
- Sex with J-Lo.
- Hot webcam girl.
- Rape or murder.
- That's a big ass.
- A group of idiots.
- This girl can't box.
- The ice cream code.
- Two girls, one dude.
- Skeet shooting game.
- Le Headbutt. (Zidane)
- These titties are nice.
- Brunette cutie flashing.
- Hottest Greek TV star.
- 3D mountain bike game.
- Crazy telemarketer call.
- She's naked! (Nice ass)
- Drunk party girls are fun.
- Some great photography.
- Lighting struck her cross.
- Baboon gets some flamingo.
- Halle berry: confusing breasts.
- Don't want to go to War? Break your leg.
- I want a trap door like Dane Cook described.
- When this guy jacks off, he thinks about HIS "pecks".

That new CD.... posted on 07/17/06 by Opie

Let me make something clear. You ready? There aren't any set times when I post. I try to post early, but sometimes I get busy doing other things.

Like I typed last week, soon post will become more frequent (maybe Monday - Friday) So there.

Arnold Schwarzenegger imitator.

Self tickler.

Check out this burn-out.

ASIANS are silly.

New way to rob a store.


One day little 7 year old Johnny approaches his mother and asks, "mommy I know you are Jewish and dad is black, so am I more black or more Jewish?"

Johnny's mother looks at him in shock and says, my "Johnny where in the world did that come from.

Go ask your father and see what he says." So little Johnny waits until his father gets home from work and says, "daddy am I more black or am I more Jewish?"

Johnny's father looks at him surprised and asks "why would you ask something like that son?"

Johnny looks up at his father and says, "well daddy Bobby down the street is looking to sell his bike for 20 dollars.

I'm just wondering whether I should Jew him down to 15 or wait until it's dark and steal the fucken thing..."


That's gay.

I want white girls.

I knew it.

Doubt it...

Some black people got mad.

Almost spelled right.

-FFL -

- Coasting.
- Opposite day.
- Pussy cat dolls.
- Girls Uncensored.
- He didn't make it.
- Pretty cool game.
- My legs are bigger.
- Cat with two faces.
- A bunch of porn links.
- I refuse to wear clothes.
- No man juice, just pee.
- Playing with her boobs.
- Britney Spear's sex tape?
- This is how you pimp a ride.
- Haha, check out this fetish.
- Webcam babe gets busted.
- Another awesome fight scene.
- Any Nazi faggot will enjoy this.
- Chappelles Show new skit. (Tupac)
- This is the best song/music video.
- Howard Stern Short Film Festival Winner.
- Kids really shouldn't do this at such a young age.
- Breast feeding a fucking cat. (Feed that fucker antifreeze)
- Breastfeeding videos. Not sure why I'm posting, but it's titties!


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